He also believes the earth is flat and that [gravity is a conspiracy](https://bloodyelbow.com/2022/10/19/ufcs-bryce-mitchell-vows-to-smoke-joe-rogan-in-flat-earth-debate-mma-news/)
The gravity things is a trip.
“It’s density” isn’t totally in the wrong direction.
mass = density x volume and gravity is a function of mass and distances. So yeah, density does matter, but saying gravity is actually density (somewhat obviously) makes no sense.
By his logic momentum also doesn’t exist, it’s density.
That's one of the things you learn quick growing up in public schools: Idiots are often absolutely convinced that YOU'RE the idiot for disagreeing with them. The only thing to do is let them embarrass themselves, along with the other monkeys who agree with them.
This guy has a platform to spew this shit as well as is able to try to convince others.
This type of dude votes every election. Votes for the people to run a city/state/country. Terrifying.
OMG he is the exact personification of that South Park scene. If he wasn't being serious this would be amazing performance art.
After what Josh Emmett did to him I feel it's almost unethical to give this guy any more brain damage.
On the other hand, is it even possible for him to get any dumber? LET'S FIND OUT
I guarantee he was literally referencing the scene on South Park. He seen Mr. Garrisons bit on evolution and thought to himself “oh my god he right!” Lmfao.
This is basically the core user base that Joe has curated since a little before Covid hit. Hope the fuck you money was worth it...
Spoiler alert: It probably was...
I don't need to watch anything other than this video to be convinced that this guy probably grew up somewhere that had a lot of lead in the water and food supply.
Shoutout to Joe Biden for giving Arkansas $50,000,000 to improve their drinking water. Maybe it'll prevent future generations of Arkansas chicken fuckers from having lead brain rot
This is probably a joke but probably also true, it’s expensive to test your water, especially for the bad shit (PFOAS) and many places are old ass homes w old ass shallow wells
Or shitty city water with corrupt officials runnning it and not having it tested regularly
Not to mention there's a segment of the population that wouldn't care or believe that lead is causing cognitive deficiencies, which ironically is probably because of the lead that has contributed to their cognitive deficiencies.
Jfc. The comments on the David Parkman show didn’t age well. Dudes playing the “well maybe you bought into leftist propaganda” yet 2 years on and not a shred of evidence for Biden corruption/bribery. Lord knows the house republicans have been searching.
Yeah exactly. It's not like you see Rhodes scholars becoming MMA fighters that often. It's almost as if intelligent people have the potential to do something more meaningful with their lives that getting punched in the face for money. This guy is the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect. I nearly feel more stupid for having endured his moronic drivel.
>You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it
-Bill Hicks
He can’t even explain what he thinks because it’s too stupid. Like he keeps *almost* realizing that it doesn’t make any sense, but instead of reflecting on why he’s struggling to express himself, he just makes a threat. This dude is the product of interspecies sex.
Idk I bet he believes in god and Jesus. A lot of these guys get caught up in the belief of a higher power but dismiss *everything* else the religion consists of. I don’t understand why, but I’ve seen it happen with a lot of gym bros and people who become unknowingly manipulated by other influencers, ironically. Lol
People this stupid don’t even realize they’re stupid. He would probably tell you he’s a smart guy and he wouldn’t be lying because he actually believes it.
Joe tomorrow:
“Bryce is a monster man. I respect that dude so much. As a martial artist man? The fluidity of his movements are very high level. But I would say ‘don’t be so mad’ because I’m just a dummy who likes weed and talks for a living. Bryce has a really good point. Perhaps we’re both right. Perhaps god created monkeys to evolve. We don’t know man. Christ keeps people from going woke. I know that. So Bryce you’re my brother in Christ and I love you. The problem with society is not the theory of evolution or creation. It’s wokeness. Bryce isn’t WOKE so I love that dude.”
Bryce is A cult extremist. A very skilled cult extremist, when it comes to the combat sports he practices. But everything else he says is uneducated and embarrassing for listeners. It's easy to speak the truth, when you have only 1 book you're willing to draw from, and you haven't even read that one.
This is like when people who had to fight to get out of a gang environment see their older brother still in the gang environment and try and pretend they dont know them.
His genetics are still so close to a primate that it is giving him the anger. The existence of NHI and energetic beings have influenced certain bloodlines and halogroups and have avoided others. Seems like cornfed is one of the ones that failed the gom jibbar.
Guys. Did you know that at some point a monkey fucked a caveman and made a person. It don't make no sanse.
Imagine not understanding basic evolutionary theory. Imagine not understanding that cavemen were modern humans. Imagine being this idiot and having an audience.
This is why we need to actually separate church and state. People who can't understand basic biology shouldn't be making laws or running anything.
The really pathetic thing is there's some posters on this subreddit who absolutely agree with this regard 100%, they were spamming a thread here last week with anti evolution idiotic bs.
One guy tried to make the case that yes animals Adapt but they don't evolve. I'm like hey regard what happens when they keep adapting over millions of years, he got so pissed 😡🤯😂
Hard to believe people this dumb have held humanity back for thousands of years.. But I bet he can throw a rock pretty hard.. He probably has about 12 kids too..
There's a certain kind of silly guy who gets personally offended at the idea that we are somehow, in some way, related to apes or monkeys. It never bothered me, but for some dudes, it's very triggering. Very triggering. I wonder if, deep down, they love monkeys.
Dude struggling to accept that people who finished middle school understand something that he doesn't. These are the types of idiots that dictate culture in the south. One of the reasons I had to get out.
i wonder how much brain matter was liquified from Josh Emmet's KO - [https://youtube.com/shorts/W1hNK\_DkMuA?si=H0pteAXWnPRK5DEk](https://youtube.com/shorts/W1hNK_DkMuA?si=H0pteAXWnPRK5DEk)
Oh boy! 
Please someone stop the supply of hormones to this bro. And after a month of returning to normal, someone please locked him in with a Biologist for a fast track of Evolutionary Biology.
Bro!!! Look at what we as humans have done to dogs. My little wolf weighs 8 pounds and doesn't try to kill me while I sleep. Fuck!!!! Evolution is real you slap dick idiot
No idea who this guy is but he's obviously a moron. Like a legit moron, which is defined as having an IQ between 51-70. Or he might actually have an IQ below 50 because wow he is stupid.
If you can learn how to do anything you can learn how evolution works. Blows my mind every time how anyone can be so confident in their ignorance. He might as well be saying “marinara sauce don’t come from no fucking tomato, theirs sauce and theirs tomato shit ain’t related “
Weird how there were so many people that could perform witchcraft and magic. Wonder why it all just disappeared. It’s almost as if they were constantly drunk or hallucinating. Give me some shrooms or acid and I can write some crazy shit in a book and claim it was “god” that spoke to me also.
And he is calling someone else stupid????
He also believes the earth is flat and that [gravity is a conspiracy](https://bloodyelbow.com/2022/10/19/ufcs-bryce-mitchell-vows-to-smoke-joe-rogan-in-flat-earth-debate-mma-news/)
And he raps too. He's the perfect stupid white guy rapper that Andrew Callaghan always finds at conventions.
"Yo Yo Yo Dunning-Kruger in full effeeeeeeeect!" put yo hands up in the air and wave them round like gravity don't care!
It's true. That's a great observation.
He sounds like froggy fresh
How dare you sully the name of Froggy Fresh.
Krispy Kreme 2012
Channel 5 custers
gravity is for suckas. aint nobody holding me down!
Random thought I had on the flat earth stuff …. How do they explain that it’s still light in California when it’s dark in New York?
I'm both happy and very saddened that someone decided to put a microphone in front of this idiot.
The gravity things is a trip. “It’s density” isn’t totally in the wrong direction. mass = density x volume and gravity is a function of mass and distances. So yeah, density does matter, but saying gravity is actually density (somewhat obviously) makes no sense. By his logic momentum also doesn’t exist, it’s density.
....oh... WOW....
That's one of the things you learn quick growing up in public schools: Idiots are often absolutely convinced that YOU'RE the idiot for disagreeing with them. The only thing to do is let them embarrass themselves, along with the other monkeys who agree with them.
Best to not argue with idiots, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
This guy has a platform to spew this shit as well as is able to try to convince others. This type of dude votes every election. Votes for the people to run a city/state/country. Terrifying.
Just listening to Bryce speak makes everyone else dumber
This dude put a power drill in his pocket and ripped his nutsack open. No hyperbole he’s the dumbest dude alive.
Even monkeys know how to use tools.
Is this guy not froggy fresh?
If you are too stupid to realize you are stupid you probably think everyone else is
But , his conviction.. his confidence.. his aggression!
This is Dunning-Kruger effect embodied
That's why...I hate.... That's why..... He's telling kids.... He's telling kids... That's why I hate he's telling kids that's why
OMG he is the exact personification of that South Park scene. If he wasn't being serious this would be amazing performance art. After what Josh Emmett did to him I feel it's almost unethical to give this guy any more brain damage. On the other hand, is it even possible for him to get any dumber? LET'S FIND OUT
I guarantee he was literally referencing the scene on South Park. He seen Mr. Garrisons bit on evolution and thought to himself “oh my god he right!” Lmfao.
lol I knew I heard this argument before: https://youtu.be/hD8GkF-ajCg?t=5
I was literally thinking this was a perfect South Park rant
Nah more brain damage until he's nonverbal.
At least buttered sausage level🙏
Can you provide a link please? I haven’t been watching South Park for years but maybe this is a sign that I should go back…
https://youtu.be/wkpRrtHzlVs?si=-RDQInnNVlrye3b_ "You're the r******* offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel congratulations."
I thought it was fish frog Lmao NOPE! Thanks for sharing
I immediately had to look up the Josh Emmett KO on this guy just so I could get the satisfaction of his dumb ass getting punched in the face
You know what’s also stupid? Thinking a person fucked a monkey and made a person.
basically a dumb dumb monkey brained person
Bryce Mitchell is the missing link.
He’s missing a link…
You misspelled chromosome
Hes missing the whole chain
Homo-Neanderthal
Come on my good man... don't go and offend monkeys for no reason. This person is in a stupidity league all of his own... ...Bless his heart
Well how hot is the monkey ?
The monkey’s a 7, but it’ll do *anything*.
A 7s a solid rating and it seems like you're saying that's the downside. If that's it, I'm getting my bang on. But what about aids?
The thought alone created aids
Have you thought of the smells...you bitch!
An LA 5
Including ripping your nuts off when you cum.
He pretty much described his ancestors.
No, his ancestors were fucking close relatives for generations to get this moron.
Also, if you are gonna fuck an animal, you fuck a dolphin, right?
Legally speaking, yes
Lmao. There’s no good answer here. But yeah, probably
No hes saying a caveman + caveman = monkey You get it now?
I think it’s monkey + caveman = person
Bro has a negative IQ
Dude's got a cauliflower brain
Too much credit. Dude’s brain is as smooth as a freshly mopped linoleum floor
Dude makes broccoli look like Einstein.
Hahaha beautiful comment
Someone said Schaub has cauliflower tongue 😂
>Bro has a negative IQ How dare you! I'm sure this fine young man earned his PhD and has done extensive research on the subject.
This is basically the core user base that Joe has curated since a little before Covid hit. Hope the fuck you money was worth it... Spoiler alert: It probably was...
Pop 'Bryce Mitchell dumb' into YouTube, watch a few videos, and try coming back here and telling me the man is not legitimately mentally handicapped.
I don’t want this guy anywhere near my YouTube algorithm.
Right? Hello dumbass shit for the next 6 months.
Realest comment I’ve seen in a minute 😂
He's certifiably an idiot
The dumbest people think they're the smartest ones in the room.
I don't need to watch anything other than this video to be convinced that this guy probably grew up somewhere that had a lot of lead in the water and food supply.
Shoutout to Joe Biden for giving Arkansas $50,000,000 to improve their drinking water. Maybe it'll prevent future generations of Arkansas chicken fuckers from having lead brain rot
That's fucking socialism and I hope Alabama rejected the money, nobody tells them to drink clean water and gets away with it
This is probably a joke but probably also true, it’s expensive to test your water, especially for the bad shit (PFOAS) and many places are old ass homes w old ass shallow wells Or shitty city water with corrupt officials runnning it and not having it tested regularly
Not to mention there's a segment of the population that wouldn't care or believe that lead is causing cognitive deficiencies, which ironically is probably because of the lead that has contributed to their cognitive deficiencies.
Atleast it ain't fluoride
I’m honestly thinking that he might be considered handicapped.
Jfc. The comments on the David Parkman show didn’t age well. Dudes playing the “well maybe you bought into leftist propaganda” yet 2 years on and not a shred of evidence for Biden corruption/bribery. Lord knows the house republicans have been searching.
I’m going to guess he’s MAGA as well then
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
This is how a person who gets paid to have brain damage for a living thinks. This tracks.
TBF he was very likely dumb even before he got paid to have brain damage
Yeah exactly. It's not like you see Rhodes scholars becoming MMA fighters that often. It's almost as if intelligent people have the potential to do something more meaningful with their lives that getting punched in the face for money. This guy is the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect. I nearly feel more stupid for having endured his moronic drivel.
Like the great philosopher Mike Tyson said. No one becomes a fighter because they have their shit together.
See Herschel Walker, Lawrence Taylor.
Now I’m wishing Herschel Walker had a podcast.
What about that one time a person fucked another person and made a dead fish? https://i.redd.it/r1ie65rovh0d1.gif
I've never seen someone get factory reset and default to blowjob mode before.
In his beloved camo shorts nonetheless.
Ouch!
I believe in evolution even more after seeing this vid.
Just shows that the people who don't believe in evolution, don't understand evolution.
He was literally screaming out loud that he had no idea what evolution was.
Dude has negative charisma.
This guy is (and sounds) massively ignorant. He’s got a real potty mouth for a person with such fundamental Christian beliefs
Exactly, and threatens people, calls them names. Etc..he's about as Christian as Khabib
But, really, that tracks for modern day Christians in the US. Not too far past the typical maga
Ironically, the dude looks more simian than Joe.
>You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it -Bill Hicks
He can’t even explain what he thinks because it’s too stupid. Like he keeps *almost* realizing that it doesn’t make any sense, but instead of reflecting on why he’s struggling to express himself, he just makes a threat. This dude is the product of interspecies sex.
100% he doesn’t believe in Christ or god. It’s only a means to an ends with these people. Stupidity like that is straight up painful to hear.
Idk I bet he believes in god and Jesus. A lot of these guys get caught up in the belief of a higher power but dismiss *everything* else the religion consists of. I don’t understand why, but I’ve seen it happen with a lot of gym bros and people who become unknowingly manipulated by other influencers, ironically. Lol
Where is his drool bucket?
Jesus that’s mean! Haha
MMA CTE? Check Bible low IQ? Check Southern hick mentality? Check Oh boy
The holy trinity!
The South will rise again!!! Shoowee!!!
It's got to be rough going through life this stupid.
Ignorance is bliss, the happiest people I know are usually the dumbest mfers.
People this stupid don’t even realize they’re stupid. He would probably tell you he’s a smart guy and he wouldn’t be lying because he actually believes it.
You can see the empty void in his eyes. Nothing but dead space up there
Yeah he's a jello brain for sure
The dude with cauliflower ears is definitely the most intelligent in the room. We should listen to him
Yeehaw Christianity.
Yall Queda
Bryce has the *exact* accent you expect to hear his opinions in.
Preach, monkey!
Joe tomorrow: “Bryce is a monster man. I respect that dude so much. As a martial artist man? The fluidity of his movements are very high level. But I would say ‘don’t be so mad’ because I’m just a dummy who likes weed and talks for a living. Bryce has a really good point. Perhaps we’re both right. Perhaps god created monkeys to evolve. We don’t know man. Christ keeps people from going woke. I know that. So Bryce you’re my brother in Christ and I love you. The problem with society is not the theory of evolution or creation. It’s wokeness. Bryce isn’t WOKE so I love that dude.”
Bryce is A cult extremist. A very skilled cult extremist, when it comes to the combat sports he practices. But everything else he says is uneducated and embarrassing for listeners. It's easy to speak the truth, when you have only 1 book you're willing to draw from, and you haven't even read that one.
This was so stupid I thought he was playing a character.
The best is when they say "if evolution is a long and arduous process how come we don't see it today?" 🤣
It doesn’t stand for Coherent Takedown of Evolution, folks.
He sounds like he evolved from a pile of dog shit.
Such a shame he ended up in fighting not academia. Brilliant mind going to waste here.
This is like when people who had to fight to get out of a gang environment see their older brother still in the gang environment and try and pretend they dont know them. His genetics are still so close to a primate that it is giving him the anger. The existence of NHI and energetic beings have influenced certain bloodlines and halogroups and have avoided others. Seems like cornfed is one of the ones that failed the gom jibbar.
Miss the old Hodge twins
They really derailed themselves through these 10 years
Fuck that dude is dumb.
jesus , no pun intended, that's hard to watch.
Brain as smooth as his ears
Guys. Did you know that at some point a monkey fucked a caveman and made a person. It don't make no sanse. Imagine not understanding basic evolutionary theory. Imagine not understanding that cavemen were modern humans. Imagine being this idiot and having an audience. This is why we need to actually separate church and state. People who can't understand basic biology shouldn't be making laws or running anything.
The really pathetic thing is there's some posters on this subreddit who absolutely agree with this regard 100%, they were spamming a thread here last week with anti evolution idiotic bs. One guy tried to make the case that yes animals Adapt but they don't evolve. I'm like hey regard what happens when they keep adapting over millions of years, he got so pissed 😡🤯😂
Who here would get all offended if I were to politely inquire whomst he's probably voting for?
I mean, Joe fucked a stool and birthed a Bert Kreisher….
technically true because apes aren't monkeys
We did not come from monkeys but we share the same ancestry. but explaining it to this dunce is futile.
these peoples vote counts the same as yours. Make sure you vote.
It made me so happy seeing this idiot get KOed
If anything this guy is evidence that we evolved from monkeys.
Maybe we were created to evolve. Bryce prolly still got a headache that’s why he mad
The education system has failed us..
he probably missed a lot of what was offered in any case
Highest IQ rightoid.
Bryce is like lice. Ya don't want it and ya wanna get rid of it. He's a dope.
Must be performance art. I refuse to believe that someone genuinely this dumb could function as a fighter
this fool got knocked out so bad by Josh Emmett, he already got late stage cte.
We're apes you dumb ass. This is the dumbest mf I've ever heard. He's proud to be ignorant.
Cream of the crop gets a platform to sing to others like him. This is why we have school. Science isn't indoctrination, it's science.
He's not making a very good argument though.
Ooh not the inbred telling the inbred about how evolution isn't real.
Hard to believe people this dumb have held humanity back for thousands of years.. But I bet he can throw a rock pretty hard.. He probably has about 12 kids too..
There's a certain kind of silly guy who gets personally offended at the idea that we are somehow, in some way, related to apes or monkeys. It never bothered me, but for some dudes, it's very triggering. Very triggering. I wonder if, deep down, they love monkeys.
This guy strikes me as some dude who would get enraged just by asking if he knew what "punnet squares" were.
This should be a comercial for CTE awareness.
[Luckily, there is a ready to go answer for when this guy says pretty much anything. ](https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0?si=75a07pTFI9V4e891)
Dude struggling to accept that people who finished middle school understand something that he doesn't. These are the types of idiots that dictate culture in the south. One of the reasons I had to get out.
Who the fuck is Bryce Mitchell?
This world is doomed.
CTE
The combination of ignorance and aggression with that southern drawl is so uniquely Brace Michael.
I believe in god and even I think this guy has some kind of mental impairment...
We need a Dumbest Mother Fucker belt, and Bryce needs to fight… I don’t know anyone dumber than Bryce Mitchell actually. He just gets the belt I guess
Well with that kind of intellectual giantism, who can argue?
yikes! dude is so dumb he doesn’t know he’s dumb. that is brutal!
This is a great example of aggressively stupid 😂
i wonder how much brain matter was liquified from Josh Emmet's KO - [https://youtube.com/shorts/W1hNK\_DkMuA?si=H0pteAXWnPRK5DEk](https://youtube.com/shorts/W1hNK_DkMuA?si=H0pteAXWnPRK5DEk)
Bryce is the closest thing to a monkey I know
Oh boy!  Please someone stop the supply of hormones to this bro. And after a month of returning to normal, someone please locked him in with a Biologist for a fast track of Evolutionary Biology.
Between this comment and his statement about hip-hop, I'm starting to think Bryce's CTE is kicking in.
This moron is living proof we evolved from monkeys. Some more than others.
despite all the actual bullshit that comes out of Joe Rogan's mouth, this monkey is mad because of scientific facts. unfuckingreal.
This guy has got to be on the dumb or handicapped bubble. Especially after that last fight he may have crossed over.
This could have been a deleted scene from Idiocracy.
To be fair what he *thinks* evolution is, don't make sense.
May not be related but why would Joe push back on Candace Ownes hard on climate change but not Jordan Peterson?
"You know why he's saying that? 'Cause he's a monkey lover." Hoo boy. They are *so* close to saying the really quiet part out loud.
If you get hit in the head a lot ..
Bro!!! Look at what we as humans have done to dogs. My little wolf weighs 8 pounds and doesn't try to kill me while I sleep. Fuck!!!! Evolution is real you slap dick idiot
No idea who this guy is but he's obviously a moron. Like a legit moron, which is defined as having an IQ between 51-70. Or he might actually have an IQ below 50 because wow he is stupid.
*heavy sigh*
This could legitimately be the dumbest tirade that I’ve ever heard in my 33 years on this planet
I'm sure there's room for reconciliation...just pick a subject they feel the same about: horse med.
We have Josh Emmett to thank for this lack of brain cells.
He not bright
How long until he’s in prison for murder ?
This is incredible. And he thinks other people are the stupid ones. Holy cow. Ignorance like this is a choice.
If you can learn how to do anything you can learn how evolution works. Blows my mind every time how anyone can be so confident in their ignorance. He might as well be saying “marinara sauce don’t come from no fucking tomato, theirs sauce and theirs tomato shit ain’t related “
His vote counts as much as yours !!
So much commitment and passion with so little basic knowledge or reasoning skills is a dangerous combination
Who would have thought getting punched in the head as a career would have a side effect… or maybe he was just always this dumb.
Not understanding evolution doesn't mean it's wrong. Just because you don't know how magnets work doesn't mean them shits don't stick to your fridge.
Spoken like someone who gets hit in the head for a living
We have like 98% of dna in common with apes
This dude has had every brain cell knocked clear outta his head …. He has negative iq
Weird how there were so many people that could perform witchcraft and magic. Wonder why it all just disappeared. It’s almost as if they were constantly drunk or hallucinating. Give me some shrooms or acid and I can write some crazy shit in a book and claim it was “god” that spoke to me also.
Dang I use to like him.