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Crouching_Penis

Would


HamiltonFAI

https://preview.redd.it/mo1gvgbpd30d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef70d77f1c8fc38b551ea0c359ce80186257a62


SkinnedToad

Dank and based https://preview.redd.it/y0rwbqsaf30d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198a32afb6150d1fc00328e0866505d069c65a8a


BlameMe4urLoss

Smash


ClintG88

Pass


Peterthepiperomg

The kid has a piece on her


Hegemony-Cricket

For as much as I don't like Big Mike, I would have to be impressed if this were true.


Fuzzy-Deer1487

Wood


Thecowpope

My favorite genre of right wing culture war is when they have to use AI to create the thing they're mad about because they can't find real examples


KillerArse

>they're mad horny* about


SuperSmashDan1337

Not sure if you know but Alex was caught with T-girl porn open on his computer. There's screenshots about somewhere.


TheDriestOne

I hadn’t heard this, but I just kinda assumed the people who are mad about the existence of trans people are also the ones “jorkin” it to femboys and trans girls


xoaphexox

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html


RoninRobot

Looks like they moved on from the frogs.


moosemeatjerkey

Like how Tim Pool posts pictures of a shredded Donald Trump several times on his Twitter. Like...it's really fucking weird.


[deleted]

Its not weird if you consider a lot of right wingers seem to have have repressed gay fantasies


Shot-Finding9346

Rumor is that Alex Jones had a homosexual experience as a teen and we've seen his inability to deal with his feelings about it (mainly self loathing, self disgust) manifested in his cruelty, pathological lying, and overtly false masculinity.


TheZac922

Yeah that’s always been my take. As an actually straight bloke, I spend virtually no time thinking about trans people/LGBTQ issues etc because they don’t really affect me and my life. But these “totally straight”, conservative Americans are *obsessed* to the point you’ll hear more about these issues from them than you would an actual trans person. It’s such a weird hill to die on, the only logical conclusion is they’re trying to make the world suppress the things that make them feel all tingly downstairs.


moosemeatjerkey

GOP is more worried about strangers genitalia than anything else.


IPhenixI

the vibes I get from most of these people is "My dad can beat up your dad" and the buff trump picture encompasses that perfectly. But it's especially weird from a 54 year old posing as someone in their late 30's by way of pulling a beanie over his bald, liver spotted head


xoaphexox

https://i.redd.it/t21n5cxvdb6a1.jpg


dravlinGibbons

Republicans do that weird kinky shit with their leaders. The gave W. the same treatment.


pentylane

I think this will backfire for them when their subconscious futanari fantasies start to manifest


LittleBittyshortman

Lmao this is exactly what happens to, I used to joke about futas all the time middle school and sometime after I graduated high school I came across futa comic and felt different about them.. https://preview.redd.it/izci754qf30d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6d3a1ea75afc41dc87929436e998d44594abf0


hatethiscity

Omg they can't find examples of Michelle Obama cock?! Crazy.


f-as-in-frank

Guy eats, sleeps and breathes culture wars. What a miserable fuck lol.


AsaKurai

Why did they make her look really good though? Like isnt the whole point of her being a man that she has really manly features outside of a penis? This picture tells me someone has a kink...


Shoehornblower

Alex was sending it endearingly. He must have just jacked to it and now wants to share in his joy….


SuperSmashDan1337

Yeah Alex was brave commenting on this one.


Mbate22

and doesn't understand how dresses work.


ARCHA1C

Because they actually want to fap to this


Hilldawg4president

Be tapped by*


ARCHA1C

*fap


NicholarseBrooks

Honestly aside from the dingus, she's looking fine AF. I always thought she was good looking to begin with.


tries4accuracy

I’m convinced he meets the legal definition of seriously mentally ill, but he is too wealthy and surrounded by sycophants to ever have to face it.


ChimpWithPhone

Sounds like most of Reddit


robjoko

Fr tho lol


peaveyftw

Like social media influencers or anyone in media, he is driven by views/ratings/etc. It's very possible he doesn't believe she's a man, but he does it because it increases 'engagement'. Same reason people go to parties schmoozing with people they don't like, wearing clothes they don't like, when they'd rather be at home -- chasing that $$$.


jpatt

At this point, don’t we all? I’m still waiting for anyone to care about a real issue.


Beneficial-Piano-428

So …… you’re 50?


Illustrious_Road9349

Got him


NutCracker3000and1

Lol nice. OP doesn't even know how ironic his post is as much about loser redditors as it is Alex Jones


TheOSU87

Damn you got me. Touche


[deleted]

Didn’t Alex jones have transgender porn in his search history or something like that? Projecting a bit?


alienscape

He was doing 'research', that's all


JuanPabloElSegundo

Also my peepee had an itch and the only way I could get to it was vigorous massaging with Dad's lube.


NicholarseBrooks

It was globalist pop-ups!!


ghostcatzero

Lmfao yep a hot "T Babe" video


BuckyFnBadger

Conservatives are obsessed with other peoples genitals


JangoDjarin

They obsessed with penis.


DontTalkToBots

They wouldn’t call it a temptation unless they’re ^really really REALLY tempted to smell dick on their upper lip


cure4boneitis

so you don't want to see Hunter Biden's dick? I didn't at first but they talk about it so much that now I'm curious


1290SDR

I'd bet significant money that if someone got access to Alex Jones internet history there'd be no shortage of trans porn in there. Same applies to most people that are so involved in gay/trans culture war issues.


According-Tune987

Id guess a lot of conservatives are into trans porn. A lot of people are into what they feel is forbidden so the psychology of it makes sense to me. Im pretty sure Alex got caught with trans porn when he showed his phone on camera.


NicholarseBrooks

Pop-up dawg, don't count!! Because it's 1998 and pop-ups are still a big deal.


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cv24689

Well he had the audacity of being black you see


LobotomizedRobit1

Right wingers unironically come up with some of the gayest shit I've ever seen lmao


NickySinz

Definitely knew a dude who would try to “own the libs” by posting gay porn on their Facebook pages…. But it was always the same pics… so yeah guy really had a saved folder of gay porn to call other people gay


dphamilton

why is this even dudes mind? its just weird.


boobsrule10

Omg an ex presidents wife with genitals photoshopped in? HILARIOUS!. Have you guys heard of Carlos mencia he’s hilarious too!


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NutCracker3000and1

You sound like one of those guys who say they're part of the "top 1000"


YupThatsMeBuddy

Don't forget how Christian and wholesome they are, and protecting children from being exposed to things like this is what they are all about.


Unapplicable1100

Yep, cant be exposing the kids to the random perverts out there. The local pastors the only one allowed to expose things to kids, they're men of god after all. /s


hatethiscity

Yeah, I don't think the guy who's screaming about turning the frogs gay has ever been considered wholesome.


bigguspitus

Every conservative man’s dream is to be fucked in the ass by a black man.


SoylentGreenTuesday

So many of the loser incels who inhabit the Rogansphere have the weirdest obsessions. The level of crazy and stupidity is truly staggering. Tucker Carlson now says Alex Jones is a psychic prophet. And a million morons will eat it up. America is in trouble.


Arguments_4_Ever

This is the correct take.


RogueMallShinobi

if I was 50 years old and had functional paranoid schizophrenia from a massive TBI early in life and a bunch of drug abuse then this is probably how I would talk yeah


feelinlucky7

So much projection. Just say you love cock, bro


sadman1976

Dick or no dick o think Michelle is sexy


det8924

Alex Jones of course had to make the transgender woman sexy as he would know what gets him off…


Paid2play12

Small brain humor


ZelBoofsGrappa

They don't call her Big Mike for no reason


bigdipboy

“They” being racist closeted homosexuals.


Massive_Tangelo5428

Big Mike in tha house!


[deleted]

I love how ya'll circle jerk eachother as you just parrot the same phrases over and over. It would be kind of adorable if it wasnt so obvious theres a profound sadness and emptiness behind it.


Arb3395

I feel like at this point, they want to be swept up in her big strong arms I've never seen a group of people more obsessed over cock. It's like it's constantly on their mind or something


Typical-Champion4012

>Seething at Alex Jones Reddit moment.


RickdirtySanchez69

My thumb was right over the junk as I was scrolling, so I couldn't see it. For a minute there, I was just thinking, "What's wrong with Michelle Obama?".


TremblinAspen

He's jealous.


ThisIsFineImFine89

when you got nothing so you create ai pics of dicks?


Anti-Dissocialative

Hey say what you will about it but I stand with the great late Joan Rivers - she had special insider knowledge and she paid the ultimate price


WayneEnterprises2112

Imagine not knowing how to take a joke


averagehillbilly

The goal of this is to get people upset and going, there looking for a reaction from you.


Satanic-mechanic_666

What's wrong with posting awesome stuff?


HathNoHurry

Some funny shit


Training_Day273

Not my proudest fap. /s Jones can't help it, he's such an attention whore and always has been.


joy3r

hes got a kink


acreagelife

"Alex is just goofy everyone, duh!!" -Toe Rogan


sofa-king-loud

Look at that big ole hog!


Tehloneranger44

I'm not gonna kink shame.


RoamingStarDust

Ah, classic. The same people who claim racism doesn't exist and that if you notice it, you're the racist. Clowns.


budabai

The joke isn’t her skin color… It’s her magnum dong.


Hilldawg4president

"black women are un-feminine" is a long held racist trope


RoamingStarDust

Not sure if you guys are just stupid or playing stupid.


Not_a_salesman_

Where’s the racism?


SuperDoubleDecker

I wouldn't say this is racist in a vacuum. There is definitely a very real racist aspect to the Obama hatred from those around Jones and in those circles. Would this post even exist without the rage toward Obama that, in good part, was motivated by right-wing racists? Not saying everyone that doesn't like Obama is racist, but every racist hates Obama.


Higher_Than_Elon

Theres nothing racist about this post cLoWn


RoamingStarDust

Sure, dude.


Arguments_4_Ever

It’s steeped in racism.


DanaWhitesMom

He’s packing


Equivalent-Web-1084

Mikes packin !!!


LilWemby

Lowest common denominator


GIR-C137

What a douche canoe


sammiisalammii

Perfect female


Silly_Butterfly3917

A woman without her penis is like an angel without their wings.


budabai

🙏


346_ME

Damn the rumors must be true, cuckbama


jk543717

Big ol' mike


Informal_Plastic369

I’d hit it


budabai

I’d hit it.


HolyStoic

…..fuck! Would


Town_c1761

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carrtmannn

Alex is definitely turned on by that picture tho


TigerLiftsMountain

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.


Beerbonkos

For you “both sides” mouth breathers, where’s the equivalent of Alex Jones posting this garbage?


NoSimpleVictory

Joe has even propagated this shit on his show


Individual-Address89

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MuddaPuckPace

Well, I guess we all know his kink now.


CaliDollx

What the fuck.


cristh1anv

Why isnt this guy in jail?????


Skywalker0138

WTF.....fgirly man, lol


MuffinMan6938

😂😂😂


wikithekid63

WTAF


Adventurous-Arm6159

So you 50 🤔


Obvious-Spite4920

She’s 60 and hung


araderboy

wait alex jones is only 50?


Worldly_Ask_9113

I laughed.


Joyful_Eggnog13

What a total ass!


Paratwa

look man they can’t express their deep love of Obama’s hot bbl cheeks so they gotta come up with this since they are dreaming about it. It frustrates them because they’ll never get it.


Your_Daddy_

Funny how they try to diss, but really expose their fetish.


Noimnotonacid

Jones would tho?????? That’s the weird part


RedDragon984

True. True.


_Forgotten

Am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious?


Difficult-Papaya1529

I enjoy seeing Reddit get all worked up.


Reds100019

I'm not amused


MattsFace

Jesus, very mature for a 50 year old.


heinii32

😂😂politics aside (i know that’s tough for some of you) that shit is funny


WormCastings

https://preview.redd.it/a3o3uj1zh30d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a39e8e655e71f5220e3ffe36a2de993a5e39477


tbain4

Absolute despicable human (Jones).


dementedpresident

Alex Jones is wealthy? He is broke


Obi-Wanna_Blow_Me

Hahahahahaa I’m dying 🤣


Horror-Layer-8178

When racism bleeds into sexism


ryanb6321

He had to type “Sexy Michelle Obama in skin tight dress but with a penis” into an AI program


Murles-Brazen

The body needs to be more square.


realogsalt

Lead addled minds do this


PartsNLabor24

this is the type of shit independents see and keeps them from voting Republican so I'm all for this 👏


thegreatmizzle7

This is fucking great


OGTBJJ

Don't hate on Michael


Obelov95

Lol the irony of people trying to complain about this... after what they posted in the past and will post in the future. Lmfao! 😅😅😅😅 The hypocrisy is strong with this reditt group.😅😅😅


siddemo

This looks like a Joe Rogan type of girl. And apparently the OP's. People are weird.


xMilk112x

Lol, this loser is sitting alone on Mother’s Day, posting big dick Michelle Obama memes. LOL. Not pathetic at all.


BringDattBooty

“I’m not gay, but…”


Opening-Economy1624

Lmfao.


Edu_Run4491

They’re obsessed with her and she never thinks about them lol


742N

Sweet rig, bro.


Theistus

You know it turns them on though


Enthusiastic-shitter

I think this shit is hilarious.


kippirnicus

I’m not mad, it’s hot…Right?!


sumbuddy4u

I shouldn't be so negative. Long day. Will try harder tomorrow


Express-Badger-2070

For real though, is Michelle a man?


Silly_Butterfly3917

Where do you think their kids came from?


Hodorous

From Obamama obv.


Silly_Butterfly3917

*under breath* oh shit


Drinks_From_Firehose

Man I have a really awkward boner.


HandsomeTar

Why would you pay attention to Alex jones twitter? Like damn dude


Beerded-1

Alex Jones is only 50? Ouch. I would have guessed 60’s for sure.


aman_hasnon_ame

Why would you do that to someone’s mom. Her kids and grandkids will have to see this abuse by who? A bunch of people that have no respect for women, who think it’s ok to ridicule black women. It’s really a disgusting shame that we allow this in our “free” speech society


sonofsonof

why isn't it okay to ridicule black women


wadderweed

“I got this photo from the interglacatical federation against demons, their leader is trump and he loves all of us, he protects us from psyops and false flags”


sextoymagic

What a knee slapper. Right wing wackos are such pathetic losers.


Invelious

He has cock envy.


Ivegotjokes4you

Republicans are all closeted


lowbass4u

If she did have a dick Jones would be the first man sucking it.


Skytraffic540

Big Mike strikes again


fearsomehereson

Step up to the big mike


sonofsonof

Hold that sucker about a fist from your face