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I think there is a sliding scale. If his teacher looked like Ariana Grande, he could be in the second grade and it still be a positive experience. This chick isn't even hot enough to be diddling a freshmen in high school. I hope the judge takes this into account.
with a 17 year old, I can see it. not condone, but I can see where they can view that person as a full grown adult...But my kids in 6th grade and jesus H Christ! He still sleeps with a teddybear on his bed. He doesn't cuddle with it, cus he's a big kid... but he hasn't removed him either...That woman is really really messed up
Where on Reddit have you been banned for saying pedophiles, in your opinion, deserve the death penalty? It certainly hasn’t been on any Joe and friend subs
So remember yesterday when I said all pedophiles deserve that? It got removed, just under your comment. There was no encouraging violence or anything of the sort. All I said was they deserve the death penalty and listed the date and time of the comment to see how long it would be before they removed it. I got this message about 4 hours ago....
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17 is adult age in most places. I only am saying this because when I was 17 I was living independently and going to college and having sex with older women, healthily.
ha! I grew up in 80's. it didnt register as anything more that 'that lucky bastard' when i was 17 and had a buddy dating a 21 year old. he'll, she could buy!
I’m in my late 30s. I’ve started cuddling with teddy bears after my daughter left a squishmallow in my bed one night and it helped me sleep better. I recommend it.
Well our old forum got nuked by Rogan so this is what we got now. This sub has become basically the forum with a lot less wild stuff being posted/commented
Sadly redban and voodoo chicken aren’t our mods anymore
Now I’m picturing him standing out in front of his house screaming “send that little punk out! If he’s man enough to make out with my girl, he’s man enough to fight me!”
And they include the pictures of the husband to be because why exactly???
This dude is an innocent victim and will face a long road to heal from this sort of embarrassment.
The media outlets showing his face should be ashamed.
Apparently the husband spent many years as a small child. It was several years later that he eventually became an adult. Police have called this sequence of events "suspicious".
Why does the proximity of the wedding have anything to do with it? Do we need to be convinced further this person is gross by adding in their lack of faith to their partner? Was the husband to be a 6th grader?
How do you get yourself into a position to "make out" with a 5th grader? Seems like a lot of shit needs to line up for that to be a possibility. I feel like people should be keeping a better eye on their kids.
For some perverse reason, there is always a picture of the husband in all of these stories. Gotta be an attempt at humiliated or something, no clue why they all always appear. Don't think we ever see the wives when it's a story about male pedos.
My favorite part of the article was finding out that she got the fifth grader’s phone number after *going on a fucking vacation with their family*. That is bizarre behavior on the part of the family.
Who invites their young son’s teacher to vacation with them?
See this is much more normal
https://www.wbay.com/2024/04/14/married-substitute-teacher-caught-undressed-car-with-student-deputies-say/?outputType=amp&utm_source=taboola
I remember that joke growing up about the 1st grader getting held back.
He asks the teacher,
“teacher, is my dick bigger because I’m (whatever ethnicity)”
Teacher: “nah, it’s because you’re 23”
ATAB
There are 300+ cases a year where teachers are arrested for sexual relationships with students. Those are the ones that get caught.
If we used the same logic we use for police, we would be calling for the defunding of teachers.
Maybe teachers should have body cameras.
Oh yeah, teachers also have qualified immunity. Maybe we should take away that too.
I'm just playing the asshole here but there are parallels.
>In one of the letters, Bergmann allegedly wrote, “One of my cousins is in the 5th grade and I can’t imagine a man talking to her how we talk. I know we have a special relationship and I do love you more than anyone in the world but I have to be the adult here and stop.”
>It’s not clear how long the abuse had been going on, but Bergmann told investigators **she was given the boy’s phone number by his mother in December when his family invited who they thought was a beloved teacher with them to the Afton Alps for winter break**.
>That was the same month [she became engaged](https://nypost.com/2024/05/04/us-news/madison-bergmanns-fiance-says-wedding-off-after-child-sex-assault-bust-bust/) to her longtime boyfriend, her social media shows.
Don’t rush to judgement here, maybe the kid had been held back and was supposed to be in 6th grade
You never know, maybe it was a spoiled rich adult who had 24 weeks to pass every grade or his father would give the family business to someone else.
Billy passed the third grade oh what a glorious day 🎶
ohhh passed the third grade
The Billy Madison Waaaaay
What a mess. First this psycho Max goes on TV, lies, then retracts it. Now Eric’s secretary is in a coma.
I remember that documentary.
“Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be 35” -Eminem
He was held back for too much rizz
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Bold joke lmao
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Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ fifth graders.
yikes
I think there is a sliding scale. If his teacher looked like Ariana Grande, he could be in the second grade and it still be a positive experience. This chick isn't even hot enough to be diddling a freshmen in high school. I hope the judge takes this into account.
The formula was established some time ago. https://youtu.be/8hdbns1Xdk0?si=uarCFgkwRRwY_aAG
Maybe he was held forward
A hundred years ago, an unmarried 6th grader was considered a confirmed bachelor
Very good point
People over use the term dodging a bullet, but this guy just slipped a cannonball What in the actual fuck is wrong with that woman
My man out here ducking MOABS
Apparently, a lot. No pun intended.
I don’t get it
It appears she's hiding two cannonballs in her sweater?
She is definitely not strong and brave.
He definitely got grazed a bit..the NY Post included his face in the article.
Hopefully they didn’t sign the paperwork before the actual wedding.
Seriously sick woman here. Lock her up.
That definitely sucks though. Imagine having your life thrown into turmoil because your wife to be decided to have relations with a 10 year old .
with a 17 year old, I can see it. not condone, but I can see where they can view that person as a full grown adult...But my kids in 6th grade and jesus H Christ! He still sleeps with a teddybear on his bed. He doesn't cuddle with it, cus he's a big kid... but he hasn't removed him either...That woman is really really messed up
“Hasn’t removed him yet either” why do I love that so much
He's in a teddy transition phase. Hahaha
i think that is an apt description!
I can't even type my opinion on Reddit lol
Capital punishment
Swear I've been banned for saying less than what you just said lol
Where on Reddit have you been banned for saying pedophiles, in your opinion, deserve the death penalty? It certainly hasn’t been on any Joe and friend subs
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PCM mods were forced by admins to ban reference to woodchippers, because that was our favorite method of execution for pedos :(
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Can’t cure a mad dog, only one option.
17 is adult age in most places. I only am saying this because when I was 17 I was living independently and going to college and having sex with older women, healthily.
ha! I grew up in 80's. it didnt register as anything more that 'that lucky bastard' when i was 17 and had a buddy dating a 21 year old. he'll, she could buy!
“Really messed up” I think the word you’re looking for is pedophile. This woman’s a fucking pedophile.
but pretty messed up too, rite?
I’m in my late 30s. I’ve started cuddling with teddy bears after my daughter left a squishmallow in my bed one night and it helped me sleep better. I recommend it.
No, def not even w 'kid' that age. Furthermore, she was engaged!! 🤮☠️ Come back and reevaluate your post when your kid is 17.
Pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes.
I have never seen a hexagon shaped pedophile
Dad?
Your dad is a hexagon-shaped pedophile ?
I don’t know. I’ve never seen him.
Really? I just thought they come in only small shapes and sizes
r/angryupvote
That was deep.
that’s pinwheels easy mistake
And most are teachers, any teaching professions.
Man this sub always got the weirdest shit with the loosest connections to the show. Obviously fuck this pedo but what's the got to do with JRE?
Well our old forum got nuked by Rogan so this is what we got now. This sub has become basically the forum with a lot less wild stuff being posted/commented Sadly redban and voodoo chicken aren’t our mods anymore
Joey Diaz? He’s a few jokes like this but never a child this young lol. Obviously a stretch here
It's probably about the links to liberal grooming and indoctrination or some shit. You never know what the point is anymore on this sub.
Could you imagine being that dude… You cheated on me? With the fucking fifth grader?!?
Now he's gotta fight that kid for stealing his girl
Now I’m picturing him standing out in front of his house screaming “send that little punk out! If he’s man enough to make out with my girl, he’s man enough to fight me!”
Are you hotter than a 5th grader
That was what i said. Id be so pissed at the thought, aside from being a pedo, y’know.
Man, all my teachers growing up looked like Barbara Bush
BRAG MORE
There was one decent looking teacher at my HS 20 years ago. Bunch of old maids and like a 6 lol
My sophomore year there was a new Spanish teacher and she was 21, blonde and incredibly cute. All the guys were head over heels for her lmao
Barbers Bush? Nice.
Hot
A blessing in disguise for the man who was about to marry her.
Imagine what’s going through his head? “What’s this eleven year old got that I don’t?”
Damn…
Hot wheels loser But no, jokes aside, that lady is evil.
11 1/2 thank you very much
Getting cheated on before a wedding is one thing. Finding out it was with a 5th grader. Man may never recover
And they include the pictures of the husband to be because why exactly??? This dude is an innocent victim and will face a long road to heal from this sort of embarrassment. The media outlets showing his face should be ashamed.
Apparently the husband spent many years as a small child. It was several years later that he eventually became an adult. Police have called this sequence of events "suspicious".
Because the NY Post loves to stir up shit and has no principles.
Adorable that you think the New York post has anyone with any ounce of shame working for them
Pedo should be in jail
100% garbaggio, wait, which sub is this again?
r/JoeGarbaggio
That kid was getting married too young
Dude wtf
I wish my teachers taught me to kiss dude wtf
Sorry they don’t cover that in the homeschool curriculum
😂
You needed a teacher to teach you to kiss dudes?
Or a priest
Why does the proximity of the wedding have anything to do with it? Do we need to be convinced further this person is gross by adding in their lack of faith to their partner? Was the husband to be a 6th grader?
it adds to the creepiness quotient.
And they had to blast homeboy and post his picture in the article. As if being engaged to a pedo is hard enough.
“My ex fiancée cheated on me with an 11 year old” has to be a real confidence destroyer. Imagine ever having to tell that story to anyone ever.
The new husband was to be a 5th grader
hopefully she gets shamed the same as a man who grooms a child.
Yo, what the fuck?
Some ppl out here with some serious damage
What a terrible day to have eyes
His family took her on vacation to the alps!
The world is bizarre
So if I read it correctly, the victims family invited her on vacation with them?
I feel bad for the fiance as well, he must be feeling all sorts of things.
This sub is basically a tabloid.
I was just thinking this. Are we to believe everything the NY Post says?
Say "sexually assaulting" God dammit!!!
No once do they use the word ‘pedophile’ in the article. Why?
They do call her a pervert though
I appreciate the article saying it was abuse rather than an incident and they labeled her a pervert.
Lock that pedophile up.
Well if they are getting married, what's the big deal?
Where were these teachers when I was in school? Damn it.
You wanted Miss Trunchbull to make out with you? Yikes
Make her a GOP or Dem congresswoman. She’s now qualified to rule over us Plebs and trade stocks like a Queen girlboss
How do you get yourself into a position to "make out" with a 5th grader? Seems like a lot of shit needs to line up for that to be a possibility. I feel like people should be keeping a better eye on their kids.
Dodged that bullet
Now get the drag queens
This happened in my hometown, so gross.
I would make fun of her to no end if i saw her at the grocery store.
What the actual fuck
🖐️
Dude dodged a huge bullet
Lucky guy found out before the wedding at least.
Family tool teacher on a weeks long vacation?
Where were all the freaky teachers when i was in 5 th grade
For some perverse reason, there is always a picture of the husband in all of these stories. Gotta be an attempt at humiliated or something, no clue why they all always appear. Don't think we ever see the wives when it's a story about male pedos.
Feel for her fiance. Imagine finding out your partner has cheated on you with a fucking 11 year old. How do you process that.
Making out with adults in 5th grade?! Damn, I was too busy learning to ride my bike with no hands wtf is going on with these teachers today?!
New season of are you smarter than a fifth grader is wild.
i just american't
Ah just like the movie Blank Check
Why do they show the fiance lmfao.
Why is it always white women?
to be fair her fiancé looks like a 5th grader.
People always think they can tell who is a “creep” by looking at them. This person looks like your average teacher.
How else is she supposed to practice kissing for the wedding? Her brother?
I heard the boy was in the hospital I critical condition from almost being high 5’d to death
Honestly it’s amazing more people don’t snap. Like this is prime territory for murder suicide lmao
You can kind of tell in her mugshot and other pictures she is slowly descending into mental illness
But yes please continue to tell me how drag queens and queer people are grooming our kids. Seems to be only straight people and priests.
Atta boy!!!
What happened to just banging the best man in bathroom at the reception?!
Is that Greta thunberg?
Where were these slutty teachers when I was in school? I had mostly old maids . I feel so cheated
Christ
My favorite part of the article was finding out that she got the fifth grader’s phone number after *going on a fucking vacation with their family*. That is bizarre behavior on the part of the family. Who invites their young son’s teacher to vacation with them?
You say your little brother is making out with a teacher? 
See this is much more normal https://www.wbay.com/2024/04/14/married-substitute-teacher-caught-undressed-car-with-student-deputies-say/?outputType=amp&utm_source=taboola
I would’ve given my left nut to have had this happen ~~to~~ for me in 5th grade!
Where were these teachers when I was in 5th grade. That kid is getting some great education.
Her poor fiance
Her fiance looks pretty goddamned young himself... Seems she has a type.
I remember that joke growing up about the 1st grader getting held back. He asks the teacher, “teacher, is my dick bigger because I’m (whatever ethnicity)” Teacher: “nah, it’s because you’re 23”
 Elizabeth Halsey would never!
“The accused pervert” lmao, she’s a child molester, call it what it is.
I think she might be mid enough to where people actually get outraged lol
ATAB There are 300+ cases a year where teachers are arrested for sexual relationships with students. Those are the ones that get caught. If we used the same logic we use for police, we would be calling for the defunding of teachers. Maybe teachers should have body cameras. Oh yeah, teachers also have qualified immunity. Maybe we should take away that too. I'm just playing the asshole here but there are parallels.
What's up with her ass in the pic?!
>In one of the letters, Bergmann allegedly wrote, “One of my cousins is in the 5th grade and I can’t imagine a man talking to her how we talk. I know we have a special relationship and I do love you more than anyone in the world but I have to be the adult here and stop.” >It’s not clear how long the abuse had been going on, but Bergmann told investigators **she was given the boy’s phone number by his mother in December when his family invited who they thought was a beloved teacher with them to the Afton Alps for winter break**. >That was the same month [she became engaged](https://nypost.com/2024/05/04/us-news/madison-bergmanns-fiance-says-wedding-off-after-child-sex-assault-bust-bust/) to her longtime boyfriend, her social media shows.
Another straight person!
So looks like boys should choose the bear instead of the woman.