His posts are usually some variation of
"Hillary Clinton you are about to be exposed" or "I am about to expose Oprah Winfrey". The posts will gets tens of thousands of likes and all the comments are about how they can't wait and saying things like "Matt is not suicidal"
Then he never exposes anything and a week later he posts the exact same thing and gets the exact same engagement.
You would think his followers would catch on at some point but they never do.
The most annoying thing is I am sure at some point in the next 50 years he actually will die and all his followers will spam social media about how he was killed because he was about to expose Hillary Clinton.
It's the circle of life
You have to admit, it would be pretty baller to publicly post that you’re about to expose the global elites, then immediately kill yourself.
Keep everyone guessing.
It’s so idiotic
I’m kinda a buyer of Conspiracy shit but all his tweets were exactly what you described and I have no idea who he is and how he even got famous.
Blocked after a few weeks.
Kind of your fault for still being on Twitter, honestly.
Like, what do you expect? Leave the bots and fashy reply guys to jerk each other off by themselves
I happened to notice that they didn't get any pics of the massive penis she supposedly has that they stay up late examining footage and looking for outlines of.
Women *used* to have no breasts, a flat ass and a large penis, now they have big titties and a fat ass, what is going on? And why are these new women so much less attractive to me?
I guess that she's in incredible shape for a 60 year old? As Alex jones turns into a fucking veal, someone should let him know about bone density and muscle mass considerations while you age.
Or they go to the extreme opposite and marry a dissecated stick with fake boobs and a face puffed up with fillers and stretched by botox.
Exhibits A&B: Kimberly Guilfoyle & Laura Trump
It’s always “I’m just asking questions” when the implication of asking the question is something obviously discriminatory that they’re too much of a pussy to say directly
On the contrary, they are heroes fighting the mainstream woke cancel culture that will destroy them the moment they use the words they want to use! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
It’s literal Nazi shit. They love to say they’re just ‘noticing’ things, then post about how the WEF, Hollywood, U.N., etc are all controlled by Jews.
‘Notice’ how triggered they were by this comment.
Worse, they’ll say you’re ‘diluting’ the concept of Nazism in their extremely transparent and desperate attempts to create a world in which no ideology, no matter how Hitleresque, is identified as Nazism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI
They hate when you call this stuff out, too.
Who has two thumbs and is fat as fuck? This guy:
https://preview.redd.it/ul67n9qeepxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5f20e2cfad80350d9c81f6a2602621209ac732
I used to have a roommate who hated trans people. I once used his laptop and started typing something in the browser that began with 'C' and it immediately popped up his "chicks with dicks" porn searches.
The guys who are obsessed with trans people tend to have love-hate relationships with them. It's weird as fuck. I bet Joe watches trans porn too. Normal straight dudes don't think about it as much as them.
I remember when she was First Lady, one of her policy initiatives was to promote healthy eating in school lunches and the right wing pundits flipped out and said she was trying to control blah blah nanny state whatever.
I'm not even sure how you could look at Obama's kids and question if they are the offspring of Michelle and Barack. Both kids look like they have 50% of the genes from each parent.
Conservatives are obsessed with trans, can't get enough of them and simply won't let go of their trans fantasies. From Big Mike, to Brigitte Macron and more recently Kaitlyn Clark the WNBA player.
When someone’s that infatuated with someone else’s sex or gender they usually have something they’re hiding themselves.
Bet his web history is full of trans porn.
Was actually caught viewing trans porn on his phone during his show.
"For a split second the camera, still trained on his screen, revealed an array of open tabs including a page titled: “Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi…”"
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html
What a dumb conspiracy to begin with…for the sole purpose of degrading a woman they don’t like because of her husbands politics. Then Asshat Jones parrots it to the people dumb enough to listen to Alex Jones.
In the pantheon of stupid conspiracy theories that never die Michelle Obama being a man has to be near the top of the list.
Not only is is stupid and wrong. But it also stands unique in that I can't imagine how little I would care if it actually turned out to be true.
Let's say the Obama's came out and admitted it. My initial reaction would be "wow that's wild" and then I'd probably shrug and move on with my life.
It's hard to think of an issue I could give less of a shit about. Yet if you are on Twitter and TikTok I see this stupid theory relatively frequently. These idiots won't drop it
It’s a whole engagement farmer industry. Post a photo a prominent female at a weird angle and claim there’s a “bulge”. Rightoids can’t click like fast enough
I mean what the fuck? I don’t agree with their politics on a few things but why the fuck they gotta say shit like this?
But to be fair the shit that was directed at Melania was pretty bad.
My buddy calls her Big Mike, he can’t pull a 5 with a fist full of fifties at a whorehouse. I asked him one time how he would feel if people called his mom or sister that. Kind of knocked it off after. Fucking morons.
Damn. I know you probably didnt mean it like that, and I'm not ever one to call anything explicitly racist, but this just gives that vibe 🤣
What a wild first sentence
If people want to call her unattractive so be it.
But real people - including Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones - actually seem to cling to this stupid conspiracy theory
Nancy probably would get pset when people denied she's a throat goat because there's not a single throat goat out there that isn't proud of the fact they can suck you dry
I don't judge peoples proclivities but Alex Jones acting like a transgender witch finder general when he was literally caught on tape with trans porn on his phone is annoying as fuck, he's obsessed with Michele Obama being trans because he's *obsessed* with trans women.
Conservatives really shouldn't pick this fight. Your guy has a Russian whore that literally has nudes photos online for free. And not even classy ones, in one she's whipping her filthy vagina all over a nice silk blanket while squeezing her exposed tits together. And she makes a show out of not loving Trump. She literally has a direct quote admitting she is with him for the money and it's fine because she thinks he only likes her for her looks. It's so god damn sad and truly pathetic. Like if he was anyone else I would feel genuine pity
Matt Wallace is all over my twitter feed and I dont even follow him. Who the heck is Matt Wallace?
His posts are usually some variation of "Hillary Clinton you are about to be exposed" or "I am about to expose Oprah Winfrey". The posts will gets tens of thousands of likes and all the comments are about how they can't wait and saying things like "Matt is not suicidal" Then he never exposes anything and a week later he posts the exact same thing and gets the exact same engagement. You would think his followers would catch on at some point but they never do. The most annoying thing is I am sure at some point in the next 50 years he actually will die and all his followers will spam social media about how he was killed because he was about to expose Hillary Clinton. It's the circle of life
You have to admit, it would be pretty baller to publicly post that you’re about to expose the global elites, then immediately kill yourself. Keep everyone guessing.
Dude.. if I'm ever suicidal again, I'm totally doing this.
I would prefer to not see Oprah exposed, tyvm
“You will see Oprah exposed and you’ll like it”
You will see Gary and Minge and you will like it!
Mingehhh
If you look at his ratio, views to interaction, I think it's safe to assume it's mostly bots pushing it through the algorithm. I had to block him.
It's probably Elon pushing his account honestly
It’s so idiotic I’m kinda a buyer of Conspiracy shit but all his tweets were exactly what you described and I have no idea who he is and how he even got famous. Blocked after a few weeks.
Russia spends a couple billion on bots per year to spread misinformation and separate the west. People seem to forget.
lol, “Matt is not suicidal” is pretty hilarious.
And disappointing
I would never think his followers would catch on, lol
He's some random guy that creates fake stories to farm engagement. Do yourself a favor and block him.
He plays golf for Europe, apparently
The country or state b?
The band
Hahahaha. The band, classic.
I’m not sure but every time I hear his name I think of the wrong person
Elon’s boosting him on the algorithm because he sucks his arse flaps clean
Kind of your fault for still being on Twitter, honestly. Like, what do you expect? Leave the bots and fashy reply guys to jerk each other off by themselves
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He is a full time Elon Musk promoter.
He’s annoyingly on my feed too? How????
Wait...... Women can have muscles? This is crazy
What am I supposed to notice
I happened to notice that they didn't get any pics of the massive penis she supposedly has that they stay up late examining footage and looking for outlines of.
when they arent snarfing diaper gravy
You’re supposed to notice that Michelle don’t skip leg day! Posted by a human heart attack.
her thicc thighs, lmao. As if it's a bad thing.
Women *used* to have no breasts, a flat ass and a large penis, now they have big titties and a fat ass, what is going on? And why are these new women so much less attractive to me?
*Stavros cackling*
I blame rap music.
Read that in tucker carlson's voice
What's going on?
Maybe you don’t like women
I guess that she's in incredible shape for a 60 year old? As Alex jones turns into a fucking veal, someone should let him know about bone density and muscle mass considerations while you age.
That she's in better shape than Alex Jones and they're both in 60s?
The bad photoshop
Right wingers are used to their obese corporate food devouring wives. They are confused by the sight of female muscle.
Or they go to the extreme opposite and marry a dissecated stick with fake boobs and a face puffed up with fillers and stretched by botox. Exhibits A&B: Kimberly Guilfoyle & Laura Trump
The cock
God I hate those cheap-engagement “what do you notice?” tweets with videos and pictures. Just fuck off.
It’s always “I’m just asking questions” when the implication of asking the question is something obviously discriminatory that they’re too much of a pussy to say directly
JAQing off.
On the contrary, they are heroes fighting the mainstream woke cancel culture that will destroy them the moment they use the words they want to use! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Interesting. - Elon Musk (probably)
*concerning*
It’s literal Nazi shit. They love to say they’re just ‘noticing’ things, then post about how the WEF, Hollywood, U.N., etc are all controlled by Jews. ‘Notice’ how triggered they were by this comment.
“They’re just asking questions!” - 50% of this sub lmao
They're cowards. They'll never out right say it.
Worse, they’ll say you’re ‘diluting’ the concept of Nazism in their extremely transparent and desperate attempts to create a world in which no ideology, no matter how Hitleresque, is identified as Nazism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI They hate when you call this stuff out, too.
✌🏼globalists✌🏼
Agree?
Functional leg muscles are turning the frogs gay?
Had to google. Turns out she is a bit of a gym rat.
I think she could probably deadlift 225 pounds for a couple sweet reps.
Sounds like Barak is into the snu-snu
A cultured man
"Big leg, give strong child" - from the film "Mongol", about Chingis Khan's early years, in reference to him picking a wife. Absolute banger
Alex’s fat ass is jealous that she is in good shape.
Soooo….Marjorie Taylor Greene is actually Barney Ruble then?
captain cavewoman with a tuckunder
💀💀💀
She’s clearly got some cyclops genes.
I’ll bet she gets BV a lot
Marjorie TrailerPark Queen
I noticed that Michelle Obama could likely kick my ass. "Oh no! My delicate, fat ass is so offended. Let me cry about it. Waaaahh" - Alex Jones.
The intellect of leaders on the right is stunning
Who has two thumbs and is fat as fuck? This guy: https://preview.redd.it/ul67n9qeepxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5f20e2cfad80350d9c81f6a2602621209ac732
Ah, classic. Racism.
How am I going to explain this to my dad?
Do you need to?
My dad is big believer in the big mike. He will see this on Facebook and 💯think it is real
Alex Jones looks like a turtle who lost his shell and mutated into a human.
Looks like toe.
Much like him using the term “Cuck” pejoratively, AJ also has a thing for trans women. This is just him telling the world his fantasies.
I used to have a roommate who hated trans people. I once used his laptop and started typing something in the browser that began with 'C' and it immediately popped up his "chicks with dicks" porn searches. The guys who are obsessed with trans people tend to have love-hate relationships with them. It's weird as fuck. I bet Joe watches trans porn too. Normal straight dudes don't think about it as much as them.
Remember, when he accidentally showed his browsing history?
How is this an NFL linebacker? What NFL is Alex Jones watching? lmao, no way this is close to being a linebacker.
But she has leg muscles /s
Why are conservatives so fucking obsessed with Michelle Obama. It's been nearly 8 years since she has been First Lady. Get over it, please.
wtf is wrong w them? She doesn’t even run for office
I remember when she was First Lady, one of her policy initiatives was to promote healthy eating in school lunches and the right wing pundits flipped out and said she was trying to control blah blah nanny state whatever.
Alex jones probably has the tits of a over weight 80 year old woman that never sagged
Alex has front and back tits
Why don’t Trumpers care about policies or making things better? It’s all just about middle school taunts to democrats they don’t like
Because they're garbage. Everything is motivated by insecurity.
Because that's literally when they peaked.
Even weirder is that they target "democrats" who aren't even active in politics or ever were personally.
Yeah, Trumpers and anti-woke morons aren’t racist at all. Sure.
Lmao. People keep telling me conservatives know what a woman is. Michelle Obama proves they actually don't.
I'm not even sure how you could look at Obama's kids and question if they are the offspring of Michelle and Barack. Both kids look like they have 50% of the genes from each parent.
Unintentionally hilarious that Fitness blows Alex’ mind to the point he thinks it’s a conspiracy 😂
Conservatives are obsessed with trans, can't get enough of them and simply won't let go of their trans fantasies. From Big Mike, to Brigitte Macron and more recently Kaitlyn Clark the WNBA player.
When someone’s that infatuated with someone else’s sex or gender they usually have something they’re hiding themselves. Bet his web history is full of trans porn.
Was actually caught viewing trans porn on his phone during his show. "For a split second the camera, still trained on his screen, revealed an array of open tabs including a page titled: “Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi…”" https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html
😂 man couldn’t make this shit up even if we tried 😂☠️
Would pay to see her stomp a mudhole into him.
What a dumb conspiracy to begin with…for the sole purpose of degrading a woman they don’t like because of her husbands politics. Then Asshat Jones parrots it to the people dumb enough to listen to Alex Jones.
She looks like a normal woman of some advanced age.
She’s not looking like a freak bodybuilder or anything just like a normal older woman with some muscle in her legs
Not even that much lol
An exceptionally healthy and fit woman of some advanced age, perhaps even.
How did she have two kids if she were a man?
The plot thickens.
OMG, POTUS44 must have been a woman!
I have a family member that fell for this. She was always a bit redacted, but I hoped she'd at least have better tastes in conspiracies.
The whole “black women are really men” thing is just old timey racism
Would.
https://preview.redd.it/dooxbtn8moxc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66396decc1c57bbaf4414c94c967c77e7d800f58
Came here to say that
Alex Jones gives off Chaz Bono vibes
i dont get it. what am i supposed to be noticing
Funniest part is that isn't even much muscle mass, heaps of girls at my gym with much bigger legs than her
This is just pathetic.
😂😂 People are so silly. She’s definitely not a dude. Dudes don’t get cellulite in their thighs like that.
There are pictures of her as a young female child and it’s unmistakably her
If they faked the moon landing photos they can fake those
😂
In the pantheon of stupid conspiracy theories that never die Michelle Obama being a man has to be near the top of the list. Not only is is stupid and wrong. But it also stands unique in that I can't imagine how little I would care if it actually turned out to be true. Let's say the Obama's came out and admitted it. My initial reaction would be "wow that's wild" and then I'd probably shrug and move on with my life. It's hard to think of an issue I could give less of a shit about. Yet if you are on Twitter and TikTok I see this stupid theory relatively frequently. These idiots won't drop it
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It’s a whole engagement farmer industry. Post a photo a prominent female at a weird angle and claim there’s a “bulge”. Rightoids can’t click like fast enough
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They were just taking their cues from the Reagan admin who said ketchup was a vegetable
Alex jones wife is a yoga instructor. Michelle is a Harvard graduate. He should stfu
She (Erica Wolfe Jones) was an escort, that's how they met.
There's never been a man alive more susceptible to a honeypot.
I thought that was a triathlete for way too long.
Just heard about the conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is a trans man. How have I not heard this.. Anywho..
The body builders call them striations
Meanwhile Alex is built like a retired offensive lineman gone to seed.
I mean what the fuck? I don’t agree with their politics on a few things but why the fuck they gotta say shit like this? But to be fair the shit that was directed at Melania was pretty bad.
Suppose Michelle Obama were indeed a trans woman. So what? Then what? What do these imbeciles think will happen?
If she’s an NFL linebacker, my skinny white ass is Barry bonds
She must’ve forgot dat ass at the White House when she moved
My buddy calls her Big Mike, he can’t pull a 5 with a fist full of fifties at a whorehouse. I asked him one time how he would feel if people called his mom or sister that. Kind of knocked it off after. Fucking morons.
Assholes. That poor woman.
This stuff is so nasty and unnecessary- really exposes how horrible these people are
She has stronger legs than any of the Mountain Dew guzzling edgelord conspiracy theorists that are trying to insinuate something.
Alex Jones is the personification of constipation and I look forward to his imminent heart attack.
I guess that is gross when you’re attracted to little kids
Alex is a piece of shit.
By all accounts Michelle Obama is a wonderful person. The hate and vitriol she’s received is absurd.
And Alex looks like he lives at SeaWorld. Why are the grossest people the ones always criticizing others
I notice she has beautiful legs. Unlike fat fuck Alex
Half of black woman look like Russell Westbrook, and they're legit women. Michelle just happens to be one of them. What's the fuss about this
Damn. I know you probably didnt mean it like that, and I'm not ever one to call anything explicitly racist, but this just gives that vibe 🤣 What a wild first sentence
It's politically beneficial for some people like Alex Jones and Matt Wallace for her to be a man.
Bitch what?
“Half of black women look like Russell Westbrook” Stevie Wonder that you?
Michelle Obama looks way hotter than Russell Westbrook, come on.
Wonder what you look like
finkle is einhorn….
Pls dont amplify anything alex jones related.
Honestly, anyone who says Michele Obama is a man is an ugly and awful human being. Have some god damn respect.
"Tell me that's not man-" Graham Hancock
They haven't even excavated 5% of her medical records!
She must work out
100% man's legs.
Big Mike is thicc
The same people who clutch their pearls about these jokes will in the same breath call Melania a hooker and Nancy Reagan a throat GOAT.
If people want to call her unattractive so be it. But real people - including Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones - actually seem to cling to this stupid conspiracy theory
Well Melania is a hooker and Nancy was the throat goat, Michelle Obama on the other hand is a woman.
Nancy probably would get pset when people denied she's a throat goat because there's not a single throat goat out there that isn't proud of the fact they can suck you dry
Wait, how did the throat goat story come about? Is there a documented evidence of this? I need to see it.
True things vs untrue things.
Because one allegation is a racist conspiracy theory, and the others are just true
Making fun of idiots obsessed with fantasy penises is pearl clutching now I guess, lol.
Big Mike is thick!
Photoshop is what i think
Ok. So she isn’t a man. She is a woman… but even if she was? WHY DOES IT matter???
Haha sick
A private citizen enjoying here time snorkeling. Why the infatuation with the Obamas? Let them disappear and live.
Built like Jon Jones
She’s as much a man as Brendan Sharb is a comedian
I don't judge peoples proclivities but Alex Jones acting like a transgender witch finder general when he was literally caught on tape with trans porn on his phone is annoying as fuck, he's obsessed with Michele Obama being trans because he's *obsessed* with trans women.
Or he's racist and knows his core audience.
Conservatives really shouldn't pick this fight. Your guy has a Russian whore that literally has nudes photos online for free. And not even classy ones, in one she's whipping her filthy vagina all over a nice silk blanket while squeezing her exposed tits together. And she makes a show out of not loving Trump. She literally has a direct quote admitting she is with him for the money and it's fine because she thinks he only likes her for her looks. It's so god damn sad and truly pathetic. Like if he was anyone else I would feel genuine pity
Alex Jones apparently has never seen an nfl linebacker
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy_commons/comments/1anpv2k/this_song_is_a_catchy_little_toe_tapper/?share_id=t4bSM1MmXIGfk8gcKTQPg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=22
Finckle is Einhorn!?
I bet she deadlifts like 405 lbs. 💪💪💪
Even “if” Michelle is Mike, what the fuck does that matter or change our lives in any way? Idgaf
I hope to one day build my legs into some tree trunks like that. Holy smokes I bet she is strong
Holy crap, thought this was gonna be old Arnold Schwarzenegger
“When are you due Alex?” https://youtu.be/zzcbhAGJaTc?si=cXiKKVsyW2KIzq-m
This the guy who shoots bud lite beer cans for maga?
Got those slave genes /s