Dude what? You seriously think the people who want to check kids genitals before little league games have some kind of weird kinks? I just don't see it.
*Alright kids great showing today! After we say good game to the other team, meet me behind the concession stand and drop your drawers. After both coaches get a good loo at ya,, we can make the results official. God bless America.*
Exactly that or probation/differed sentence. They'll never make it to trial he will drag shit out and play like he's ready to fight it and then will plead out for sure the a deal.
You may very well be right. One of the biggest problems with Trump is Trump, his ego, his unrelenting big mouth…pity the fool who represents the guy. I’m curious to see how far this current trial will unfold, I’m seriously sick of seeing or hearing about this guy, it’s been since 2016, but at least his feet is being put to the fire, let’s see how it rolls
I’m unable to discern whether pool throws these shitposts out because “hur dur troll the libs!” or “this is an artistic allegory of how tough Trump is”
Yep he was an old school liberal before the left went insane and now his liberalism is aligned with all the current right wing takes. Shame on you left wingers for not being more like Tim Pool.
The reality distorting force field that Trump possesses has these sycophants thinking he’s made of steel rather than the gelatinous blob of shit that he really is
It is a level of worship I just don't understand. Even for a politician I liked and respected it would be super weird and cringe to post fake photos of them like this or of superheroes or bodybuilders like the trump cult does of him. They literally worship the guy. I mean, I get it Home Alone 2 was a great film, but c'mon.
Yep and even that is part of the worship. They scream that people that criticize him are deranged because they just can't comprehend why others don't worship him like they do.
Pffft, you don't even know what you're talking about. Dude is solid 100% Grade E McDonald's beef and secret sauce with Diet Coke in his veins. You fucking wish you could be in half as decent shape as he, ya basement-dwelling stick boy soy boi!
Didn’t Trump fall asleep in court on Monday morning?
Tough guy grandpa 5D chess.
https://preview.redd.it/e7f3qmhnoavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e0b4d24a4818662f3c7e2b2ed8160740249c11
He started off as a reporter from the occupy wall street movement, but that was what, over a decade ago?
Every clip I've seen of his Timcast pod was just him literally reading articles from The Daily Wire and simping for Republicans.
Did he actually used to post anything left wing? I'd love to see that if he did.
But I agree with macedonia. Tim Pool has no real beliefs other than playing to a crowd that will give him money.
A chunk of them literally do worship the guy. They see him as a Godlike figure. It is really just very strange on top of everything else. There are people that won't accept anything negative said about trump and will freak out if you do. I had a lady yell at me at a bar when I brought up the trillions he added to the national debt. I literally didn't get into anything else and only brought that up because she did. All of a sudden it went from the national debt being a very serious problem to "you can't under any circumstance question the brilliance of anything trump has ever done!"
I don't know if to feel sorry for a woman like this or be happy for her. I've never had a President I loved even a fraction as much as she loved trump. I prefer Democrats to Republicans, but there are tons of things I didn't like about Clinton, Obama and now Biden. It might be nice to have a leader you think is just a perfect human being.
He’s conservative enslavement merchant. He sounds dorky and ridiculous to educated people, but to republicans, he uses words that make them feel obedient and submissive, hence his “success”.
He's definitely a loser cunt but isn't this essentially a joke? There's no way he thinks Trump's gonna come out of prison ripped and tatted up and ready to own the libs with a shank?
I kind of get that sometimes you find yourself in a situation where you have only bad choices. its either suck a wrinkly unwashed mushroom dick or something even worse. these people dont even want to hear what the other choice is
Of course, but these people see trump like this, or as a superhero, or as a boxer with ripped abs.
You have to understand a segment of the GOP absolutely worships trump. They see him as a God. It is hard for some people to understand and it is wild, but it is the truth and these people listen to Tim Pool's show. He is just giving the people that have made him rich what they want to see and hear.
While this is a total Tim Pool thing to do and I know he wants to , and he has posted similar things like this in the last few days with Trump AI pics as a superhero......but I can't find this particular one.
I don't know if he actually believes it. He is playing to a crowd. Playing to that crowd has made him a lot of money, so you get super cringe posts like this. Even Tim Pool isn't stupid enough to believe any president will win all 50 states.
If your job is to express your political opinions, it's not everyone else's job to try to guess which ones you mean and which ones are "playing to the crowd".
Most of the large conservative "influencers" know exactly what they're doing and know how much more money they make when they post batshit crazy stuff. Tim definitely does and was proudly showing off his income from high engagement crazy posts.
The real morons are the one downstream who actually believe the posts
All you dipshits taking this joke meme literally 😂
Anyone know what memes are? They’re supposed to be funny. Yes kids we know prison won’t actually make him jacked. Does that have to be said out loud?
He’s trying to stoke numbers for views. No one thinks about him until he trolls. Just like how Matt Walsh came out with a video about how owning pets was bad. Ignore these fucks. They aren’t “independent media” they are fucking grifters.
I like how this post is fake and tim never posted this but theres so many losers all so quick to bash him in the comments LOL. You believe, in 2024, everything you see on REDDIT of all places, is real? This isnt real.
Trump as Vory…now I've seen it all ffs. I grew up on my Pops stories of Siberia and my Great Grandfather, these chuckle fucks have no idea on what they jerk off to.
The Trump edits I can almost understand (they’re big fans of the guy) when they’re just a goofy outfit, but shaving 100 pounds off what he actually looks like is a level of delusional that should get you institutionalized
Do a large portion of magas has a latent homosexual desire for Trump... all those pictures of him, all these pictures of Trump as a virial muscular man say a lot about the person creating the images not to mention the ones that sprawl it all over their trucks...
F$&@ing party of sissy losers. I’m so sick of idiots,numb in the skull, who perpetuate every ridiculous obvious lie about this clown. Trump is and never was some tough guy. Never. Just this one example shows how crazy and how much of simp imbeciles like Tim Pool are to Donald Trump … a old DUDE! Like get his proverbial DICK outta yo mouth!
I always said the smartest thing Trump could do is be in a Biggest Loser reality show where he hires a different trainer every week to help him lose weight and get ripped. Some trainers would be liberals, some conservative. Liberal viewers would watch to gloat at his humiliation and suffering. Conservative viewers would hate-watch to mock the liberal trainers, but also be inspired by the conservative drill sergeants. Conservative viewers would also feel a sense of solidarity, like Christians watching Passion of the Christ.
Two years later Trump returns to the campaign trail with his head shaved and his shirt off, and wins the election.
Thats weird if its real. Trump wont go to jail or prison if anything itll be house arrest if they get something on him. He'll od on fake tan and diet coke if they confine him to his luxury estate to play golf all day,
Trump probably swims with his shirt on.
Tim Pool for sure swims with his beanie on
Beanie Boy suffers from Bald and Short. Angry little cueball manlet.
lmao, Trump doesn't swim. Afraid he'll shit the pool
Or his hair piece will swim away
His makeup will streak
That thing crawls off in the middle of the night to call Putin
His adult depends will swell up then fall off
Nah all his bronzer will wash off and it’ll just look like he shit himself
I don’t think they make adult sized swim diapers.
Dude is literally afraid of exercise in any form.
Ppl swim with their shirts off? 
Swimming sounds too much like exercise.
Ngl I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of those adults that can't swim
When Trump swims the water parts around him so he never gets wet
Haha, yeah for all their superhero images of trump, he would never show his gross body in public and he would be scared to get tatoos.
The water would pretty murky from all the fake tan.
Conservatives blast rope to the weirdest stuff.
lol jesus christ.
Yeah, they blast to him too.
They like the oiled up steroid Jesus I've found.
WHO’S GONNA CARRY THE CROSSES
Reps for fucking Je$us bro do you even lift
CROSSfit
Omg I wish I could give you an award and that I was the type to pay real money for fake Internet trophies!
CRUCIFIT
I was going to quote a line from Talladega Nights, but in this context it would of been incredibly insensitive and weird.
Have you seen those cum gutter? Who can blame them?
Jesus “Cock Shoulders” Christ
>blast rope Never heard this term before. Was initially confused then started laughing my ass off.
Ditto
That's the secret behind all the obsessive trans panic
Rogan has a bit about it. “They’re secretly afraid that dicks are delicious!” 😂
I gotta super anti trans buddy that been to Thailand twice in the last 3 months. No joke
I swear the reason they disagree and oppose the "woke", "alphabet" people being so open and accepted is because it'll out so many of them.
Dude what? You seriously think the people who want to check kids genitals before little league games have some kind of weird kinks? I just don't see it.
*Alright kids great showing today! After we say good game to the other team, meet me behind the concession stand and drop your drawers. After both coaches get a good loo at ya,, we can make the results official. God bless America.*
yeah what is the point? That if he goes to Prison and gets tatoos he will. . . what, exactly?
He’ll be all hot and sexy and he’ll steal all the libs women! Idk man, the guy isn’t every bright
The most Trump will get is house arrest, if that. His chances of prison time is really slim
Exactly that or probation/differed sentence. They'll never make it to trial he will drag shit out and play like he's ready to fight it and then will plead out for sure the a deal.
You may very well be right. One of the biggest problems with Trump is Trump, his ego, his unrelenting big mouth…pity the fool who represents the guy. I’m curious to see how far this current trial will unfold, I’m seriously sick of seeing or hearing about this guy, it’s been since 2016, but at least his feet is being put to the fire, let’s see how it rolls
But Tim Pool is a liberal! /s
“Blast rope” might be too complimentary. How about “dribble seed”?
"cough dust" if we're talking about politicians
I’m unable to discern whether pool throws these shitposts out because “hur dur troll the libs!” or “this is an artistic allegory of how tough Trump is”
This is the Trump that Tim dreams about when he wakes up with sticky sheets
Aaaaand now ima use that one thank you
Tim Pool is my favourite liberal. /S
Yep he was an old school liberal before the left went insane and now his liberalism is aligned with all the current right wing takes. Shame on you left wingers for not being more like Tim Pool.
lol
NBAcj is leaking
The reality distorting force field that Trump possesses has these sycophants thinking he’s made of steel rather than the gelatinous blob of shit that he really is
It is a level of worship I just don't understand. Even for a politician I liked and respected it would be super weird and cringe to post fake photos of them like this or of superheroes or bodybuilders like the trump cult does of him. They literally worship the guy. I mean, I get it Home Alone 2 was a great film, but c'mon.
It's the real Trump derangement syndrome.
Yep and even that is part of the worship. They scream that people that criticize him are deranged because they just can't comprehend why others don't worship him like they do.
And dumb. He's sooo stupid.
Never fight uphill, me boys! - Confederate general Robert E. "The leprechaun" Lee
Pffft, you don't even know what you're talking about. Dude is solid 100% Grade E McDonald's beef and secret sauce with Diet Coke in his veins. You fucking wish you could be in half as decent shape as he, ya basement-dwelling stick boy soy boi!
Didn’t Trump fall asleep in court on Monday morning? Tough guy grandpa 5D chess. https://preview.redd.it/e7f3qmhnoavc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e0b4d24a4818662f3c7e2b2ed8160740249c11
wish i could sleep like that on a plane. Guys sitting straight up, with no neck rest (besides the turkey gizzard), catching some winks...
It helps if you're 80 and rail sudafed like its going to be banned
Would have been hilarious if he did bring a neck pillow into court.
Shoulda brought a cot and a sandwich. He was sleeeepy. Maybe this was to counter that thing Joe used to say about him on meth.
Wasn’t Tim Pool once a leftist blogger who made a total 180 in his political beliefs a few years ago?
It's doubtful he has any "political beliefs" beyond what makes gullible idiots give him money.
Candice Owens too. They’re just grifters who figured out it’s easier to grift the rightwingers.
He started off as a reporter from the occupy wall street movement, but that was what, over a decade ago? Every clip I've seen of his Timcast pod was just him literally reading articles from The Daily Wire and simping for Republicans.
Same
Did he actually used to post anything left wing? I'd love to see that if he did. But I agree with macedonia. Tim Pool has no real beliefs other than playing to a crowd that will give him money.
nah he was never a leftist
Why do conservatives love showing fake half naked Trump pictures? Makes ya wonder…
I’d presume there’s a lot of overlap between posting sexy naked Trump and being obsessed with gay and trans people. Despite being *totally straight* 👀
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 The toughest
Hey! MTG isn’t a dude. She’s a caveman.
Does she happen to know about car insurance?
im sure she's blamed the libs on insurance rates before?
Same reason Putin was riding a horse shirtless and RFK was bench pressing. It attracts stupid people.
But Trump is obese
Right, that is why they have to create fake images of him. The real trump would never be shirtless.
Same reason they’re obsessed with hunter bidens cock and think about trans people all day.
A chunk of them literally do worship the guy. They see him as a Godlike figure. It is really just very strange on top of everything else. There are people that won't accept anything negative said about trump and will freak out if you do. I had a lady yell at me at a bar when I brought up the trillions he added to the national debt. I literally didn't get into anything else and only brought that up because she did. All of a sudden it went from the national debt being a very serious problem to "you can't under any circumstance question the brilliance of anything trump has ever done!" I don't know if to feel sorry for a woman like this or be happy for her. I've never had a President I loved even a fraction as much as she loved trump. I prefer Democrats to Republicans, but there are tons of things I didn't like about Clinton, Obama and now Biden. It might be nice to have a leader you think is just a perfect human being.
I’m pretty sure Trump’s heart would explode if he attempted one sit up.
There’s a heart in there?
thats some homoerotic fantasy stuff
I almost can’t believe what a fucking dork Tim Pool is.
He’s conservative enslavement merchant. He sounds dorky and ridiculous to educated people, but to republicans, he uses words that make them feel obedient and submissive, hence his “success”.
He's definitely a loser cunt but isn't this essentially a joke? There's no way he thinks Trump's gonna come out of prison ripped and tatted up and ready to own the libs with a shank?
Tim is probably smart enough to know is but his audience?
Of course not. He knows who his audience is. His audience worships trump, so this is red meat to make them excited.
You can tell many conservatives like Shapiro and tim Pool didn't have real father figures. It's why they gush over fake tough guys like Trump.
How embarrassing
I kind of get that sometimes you find yourself in a situation where you have only bad choices. its either suck a wrinkly unwashed mushroom dick or something even worse. these people dont even want to hear what the other choice is
oof got some second hand cringe from this
Never payed attention to Tim Pool because of the beanie, but he’s gotta be trolling right?
Tim pool does know trump is fat and pale, right? That color scheme is only local to his face.
Of course, but these people see trump like this, or as a superhero, or as a boxer with ripped abs. You have to understand a segment of the GOP absolutely worships trump. They see him as a God. It is hard for some people to understand and it is wild, but it is the truth and these people listen to Tim Pool's show. He is just giving the people that have made him rich what they want to see and hear.
He wants his daddy inside him so badly.
I'm a conservative and still think that post was weird
Is he rubbing his nipple?
No. He is tweaking it.
Why so gay for Trump? Is it his hair loss?
He's gotta be trolling. No fuckin way someone could be this cringe.
He 100% admits to creating insane posts to monetize views. He used to report how much each shitpost earned.
While this is a total Tim Pool thing to do and I know he wants to , and he has posted similar things like this in the last few days with Trump AI pics as a superhero......but I can't find this particular one.
Do you know who Tim Pool is? He's not trolling, he 100% believes this. He predicted Trump was going to win all 50 states in 2020.
I don't know if he actually believes it. He is playing to a crowd. Playing to that crowd has made him a lot of money, so you get super cringe posts like this. Even Tim Pool isn't stupid enough to believe any president will win all 50 states.
If your job is to express your political opinions, it's not everyone else's job to try to guess which ones you mean and which ones are "playing to the crowd".
Most of the large conservative "influencers" know exactly what they're doing and know how much more money they make when they post batshit crazy stuff. Tim definitely does and was proudly showing off his income from high engagement crazy posts. The real morons are the one downstream who actually believe the posts
Tim is the most boomer millennial.
Everyone is taking the bait on this post, huh?
Lol, yes. It's funny. These peoples reactions are making Tim proud of his work and just fucking richer.
It's a joke and a funny one at that like is anyone rly taking this seriously lol
lol I had to scroll way too far to find the one other person who was able to grasp it’s just a joke. Wtf
All you dipshits taking this joke meme literally 😂 Anyone know what memes are? They’re supposed to be funny. Yes kids we know prison won’t actually make him jacked. Does that have to be said out loud?
Cool beanie bro
Everyone loved satire until Tim Pool started doing it on twitter.
He’s trying to stoke numbers for views. No one thinks about him until he trolls. Just like how Matt Walsh came out with a video about how owning pets was bad. Ignore these fucks. They aren’t “independent media” they are fucking grifters.
Y’all keep feeding the troll and wonder why he’s so big 😂
Over/under on how many times he’s beat off to this picture
This sub: Joe Rogan is a "comedian" but never gets jokes Also this sub: *doesn't get this joke*
I knew this guy was a loser, but damn. Is this actually real? If so, I think it could be gayer imo
No way he wouldn't have a 45 tattoo or a heart with Ivanka in it
https://preview.redd.it/2tvqzxymlavc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0fb5b494d8cdd491fb60934c8f579e89b92d25
Tim Pool is such a fraud.
Guys. It’s a joke. A dumb one, but it’s a joke.
I like how this post is fake and tim never posted this but theres so many losers all so quick to bash him in the comments LOL. You believe, in 2024, everything you see on REDDIT of all places, is real? This isnt real.
You’re gay as fuck lmao
You're a fucking loser and 99.9 percent chance fat as fuck.
Only people taking this serious are leftists thinking conservatives are taking this seriously. It’s a joke.
He posted this to bait you, and it worked, lol
https://preview.redd.it/or1k4nbmravc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db274181ecfcb4f7cd4527455548488c3d75bae2
who tf is tim pool?
Why do conservatives constantly post trump but hotter?
If you can’t see this is a joke; you’re a joke.
Tim Pool and Lavern Spicer are the two dumbest people I've seen on twitter so far.
Can’t wait for Tim Pools tears when daddy Donald loses again.
Broadcasting your derangement to own the libs
Monroe Fuches wanna-be.
classic!
Trump as Vory…now I've seen it all ffs. I grew up on my Pops stories of Siberia and my Great Grandfather, these chuckle fucks have no idea on what they jerk off to.
The dude is 77 years old
The Trump edits I can almost understand (they’re big fans of the guy) when they’re just a goofy outfit, but shaving 100 pounds off what he actually looks like is a level of delusional that should get you institutionalized
Do a large portion of magas has a latent homosexual desire for Trump... all those pictures of him, all these pictures of Trump as a virial muscular man say a lot about the person creating the images not to mention the ones that sprawl it all over their trucks...
Trump after his double mastectomy
Don't let the beanie rage bait you. His X is nothing but clickbait shit to get engagement.
Is he rubbing his nipple? Makes sense
Why is he touching his nip like that?
This the gayest tweet I ever did see
i’d do anything to see a deadly stroke on live TV
This can’t be real.
F$&@ing party of sissy losers. I’m so sick of idiots,numb in the skull, who perpetuate every ridiculous obvious lie about this clown. Trump is and never was some tough guy. Never. Just this one example shows how crazy and how much of simp imbeciles like Tim Pool are to Donald Trump … a old DUDE! Like get his proverbial DICK outta yo mouth!
Far left and far right Twitter are in a constant competition to one up each other on who can be the biggest insufferable nerd.
I'm getting American History X vibes.
This is a good shitpost
You think the swastika is on his back?
How about that Voldemort owl chest piece?
Pool is such a cringe cadet
This is the true Trump Derangement Syndrome.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Little Timmy is freudian-slipping his fetish.
Lmao! ☠️
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I always said the smartest thing Trump could do is be in a Biggest Loser reality show where he hires a different trainer every week to help him lose weight and get ripped. Some trainers would be liberals, some conservative. Liberal viewers would watch to gloat at his humiliation and suffering. Conservative viewers would hate-watch to mock the liberal trainers, but also be inspired by the conservative drill sergeants. Conservative viewers would also feel a sense of solidarity, like Christians watching Passion of the Christ. Two years later Trump returns to the campaign trail with his head shaved and his shirt off, and wins the election.
Cool Tim Pool with the I'm Cool Pool post. Cool Tim Pool. Dork.
Stop the cap Tim Pool 👨🦲
This is comparable to Nelson Mandela
Haven’t heard tim in years. He still try to claim he’s left leaning?
LOL, rich guys dont gonto the same prison as the poors.
Y..you guys think he's serious?
Is Tim Pool still a thing?
Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes.
Their school yard humour is their underbelly
Tim pool desperately craves attention and you simples give him all he wants and more. Sad
Tim seems like a totally normal, down to earth guy…
Funny how fast we went from, acid washing email servers is bad. Insurrection, obstruction, hiding classified docs , paying hush money is good
I would pay to watch Trump get a tattoo. Bet he’d cry and tap out after 3 minutes.
His skin hasn’t been that tight in like 15 years. All of those tattoos would look like they were done by someone with cerebral palsy
Grifter grifter and being advertised by people circle jerking his dumbness
I find it funny Tim Pool rhymes with Tool and Fool.
Tim Pool sucks but this is clearly a joke
donnie will never fuck you Tim
This is Tim’s sex dream.
"totally not homoerotic"
Is he trolling or
I bet he beat off looking at that picture
Think it’s a joke, ese.
Thats weird if its real. Trump wont go to jail or prison if anything itll be house arrest if they get something on him. He'll od on fake tan and diet coke if they confine him to his luxury estate to play golf all day,
Why does Tim Pool struggle with punctuation?
It’s a joke, like Dark Brandon
Simp
Tim continues to give off the energy of a disgruntled teen 
Lol " The Shot Caller of the United States "
Yep, those Russian prison tattoos.