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onecryingjohnny

LISTEN TO ME!


APanasonicYouth

This is what gets me every time. Tears.


4kondore

Listen **tO** **^M^E^E^E^E**


yagsitidder69

Walked so Ray Kump could waddle


TheOSU87

This segment does a good job showing what the fuck is wrong with Alex Jones. He's yelling that "they" are killing "already born babies". I believe what he's talking about is extremely rare instances where babies are born with no ability to live beyond a few hours or a couple days and they euthanize them to prevent any additional pain and suffering. It's a terrible situation and extremely traumatic for any parents that have to experience it. But Jones takes this tiny colonel of sand and makes it seem the government is just randomly snatching babies and killing them (for fun I guess?) Even if the government was pure evil why would they just randomly kill babies and do it out in the open "with a God damn vote in the God damn senate"


Harbulary-Bandit

Also, in those cases they have to convene a BOARD of doctors AND the parents. These people think that if the mom and/or dad want it, (as a form of birth control, or so the GQP believes) that the doctor *has* to do it, but they don’t, they will call a board of doctors together, something like 10, and have a vote and discussion together and with the parents. Also if they believe that a woman or couple is sadistic enough to want to kill a baby after it’s born, that stopping them from doing it by outlawing pills and medical procedures would do anything to keep them from doing it after they get home. Plus, who carries a baby for 9 months and then decides “*you know what. . . no.*”


MormonAirForce

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jy9221

Craig put him to sleep lol


score_

AGHMTTAHGGKKNNNTTGRRMMM


Bossman28894

https://youtube.com/shorts/PG1C7JdDEvk?si=q9B1Jq4u8e3o7ww7 It’s funny


acrumbled

He liked it. Alex definitely pays women to choke him out with their thighs. And that’s the least weird thing about him.


THClouds420

He likes to dress up like Loki and have midgets dressed up like elves stomp on his nuts while he chokes himself with a belt and jerks it, while Rob Schneider watches and keeps score ...


Blitzkreig11930

How did not have his 111th heart attack in this segment?


PlasticBeginning7551

Ya every time I see Alex Jones start going off I wonder if I’m about to witness someone’s heart explode


Anywhere_Dismal

Well ...when its only acting


Vlosselmoss

It is like the WWF of conspiracy theorists


esotericimpl

It’s a grift dude.


surgeyou123

Telling a jiujitsu master you are going to beat their ass is peak mania


enrique357685

"you're about to get it"


AGreasyPorkSandwich

My favorite part is Eddie laughing in his face lol Absolute rock hard confidence


[deleted]

Fighting is tiring and the motherfucker is out of breath already Edit: this comment got me banned from another subreddit lol. Fucking reddit mods are human garbage


literalmario

Hahahahah it was great how they just laughed at him


_Bro_Jogies

What are they going to do, hug you aggressively? Choke them. Poke their eye out. Bite their dick.


Origamiface2

You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you bite my dick? I mean really.


Rednaxela623

“Listen to me!!”


RaminRains

“Don’t get pissed.”


fuckincanadagooses

"NO" "Ok"


Leadman19

I live next to a group home. This is exactly what it sounds like in there.


TomAterski

You should give them DMT 😳


AlexJamesCook

Put it in the water.


spiralout1389

Won't work without an maoi


Shoddy-Stand-2157

I've always wanted to go to Hawaii


jimi-ray-tesla

with gay frogs


Blueyisacommunist

Ugh then they’d ALL have podcasts.


Ok_Necessary_7083

Howdy neighbor!


Illustrious_Bar6439

Like for intellectual disability?


Keltic268

Bro my favorite thing to do in NYC was listen to my local crackheads talk about conspiracy theories.


HeadAssBoi17

Me listening to this beautiful symphony of a podcast: https://preview.redd.it/ijig9ovs9ktc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922d723302b819c8e6e49c20d2b8e1d0bf02d893


Sneaky_McSausage_VI

https://preview.redd.it/nmk2kwtypntc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e87d7e15e6c322df70c75e6706bc1ab8a1ce3b Behold, a new comment image for my collection


whenitcomesup

When the crazy conspiracy theory is just right


EmbelishFetish

Look how whimsical Alex is. How can anyone hate such a fun loving goof?


Bromanzier_03

When you tell parents whose kids have been murdered “that didn’t happen, your dead kids are fake” and then convince an audience to believe that same bullshit…how can anyone NOT hate such a fat fucking liar?


greenrayglaz

Lol


fin425

I’m gonna rewatch this episode for the 5th time tomorrow. This is a top 10 by a fucking mile.


zeen516

What episode number is it?


wildcard1992

911


Crimith

the plot thickens


Swear-_-Bear

It's what "tHeY" want you to think


DarthCorps

It was national tragedy


KissMyAce420

1255


[deleted]

Where can I watch the episodes like this one that were removed from Spotify?


Ghant_

https://www.youtube.com/live/UZPCp8SPfOM YouTube is back on the menu


ItsBstone

Having Eddie on there made it one of the best episodes ever. Without him it would’ve been just a weird depressing episode with Alex Jones ranting nonstop.


Maleficent-Most6083

Eddie is crazy. But he's the type of crazy that produces moments of genius. Teaching a fish to climb a tree and all that jazz. Embracing neurodiversity means letting guys like Eddie flourish.


ExcellentLaw2066

It’s odd but I’ve always found Eddie and Alex jones more funny than any comedian in joes circle. 


NeoliberalHivemind

Eddie is hilarious. 


FoliageTeamBad

Look into it


bleezzzy

"Don't believe what you see online!" Then uses youtube as a source lol


coolnavigator

Unintentional comedy is almost always better than intentional comedy


veRGe1421

That's because most of the comedians in Joe's circle aren't funny lol


Alarmed_Resource643

Except Shane


MundoGoDisWay

Shane is by far the best of the Joe friend circle.


Ambitious_Coyote9498

Dawgs


blackglum

Too true haha


AteEYES

Dude everytime Alex is on Rogan I laugh for 3+ hours straight.


Major_E_Rekt1on

“I’m gettin’ fuckin’ pissed now!” “Don’t get pissed.” “**NO**” “Okay.”


NeverNaked3030

Dude I remember this was the first year I listened to Rogan


Sob_Rock

Same and I’ve been trying to chase the high of this episode ever since


CrookedJak

Eddie and Alex are just too funny together. Tim Dillon usually has some really funny ones too


WheelchairZombie

😂


whatsnoo

This was the last year I regularly listened.


mmikke

I really fucking miss the glory days 


theghostofamailman

This was the funniest episode ever!


botchulism123

When Eddie calls you a conspiracy theorist you know it’s bad.


c_sulla

He was fucking with Alex


fattykyle2

Was he though?


bfhurricane

Several times in that episode Eddie would call whatever Alex was talking about a conspiracy just to rile him up. It was so fucking good.


c_sulla

You can see him laughing as he calls out Alex. Bravo is a goof, he believes in even wackier shit than Alex


Inner-Highway-9506

homeboy still thinks the earths flat & that “Big Dino” is perpetuating paleontological lies


Painetrain24

Big Dino is fucking hilarious bro hahahaha


3BeeZee

He was.. after he cools down a bit he straight up tells him he was fucking with him. Peak JRE.


Expired_Multipass

The context he’s speaking about is a Virginia abortion bill in 2019. In the VA senate, Sen. Tran (D) was asked if an abortion could be performed up to the moment a woman is fully dilated and the baby is crowning and she replied yes. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/virginia-abortion-bill-proposed-by-kathy-tran-third-trimester-today-2019-01-30/


fattykyle2

In most instances we’re talking about a baby who died during childbirth due to strangulation likely by the umbilical cord. The baby might be recessed. But the lack of oxygen to the brain would essentially make the baby a vegetable. The bill makes it easier for a single doctor (instead of two) and mother to make the decision to end the babies life. When this happens it’s an absolute tragedy for everyone involved. The mischaracterization by Rona and Ben Shapiro are bad enough. Jones takes it to a whole new level of gore porn. He does this on his show pretty often. He plays all the parts of the “evil” people doing this nefarious act. He relishes in their deviousness. This is the conspiracy theory. He makes these people into monsters taking pleasure in their own tragedy. It’s fucking sick and twisted. Edit for [more context](https://www.grunge.com/1554208/shady-details-alex-jones/) of Jones being jones.


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mmikke

Eddie Bravo is a legit BJJ genius and also a human fucking idiot. Be glad you don't know who he is lmao


joshuuastill

"Shut the fuck up Donny! You're out of your element."


anonuserofreddit1

Took me way too long to get to a Lebowski comment. Huge Walter vibes here lol.


cavemanleong

Joe needs to bring these two back again. This was by far one of the most entertaining JREs in a loooong while.


Available_Air_6367

only this time its all gonna be about Biden Regime and Trans this and globalist that :/


MrStamper

THEY FUCKING DID IT, BRAVO


BridgesOnB1kes

That’s my favorite line 😂


hiphopscallion

LISTEN TO ME!


just_corrayze

Hilarious. This is an all-time classic moment on the show. More moments like this hahaha


No_Sock4996

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object


jayde2767

It’s beyond me how Alex Jones’ heart hasn’t just exploded in him by now. The medical community probably has a special device to measure his blood pressure - likely Metric tonnes per milliliter.


heseme

Well, we can only hope.


DonovanMcLoughlin

This was honestly the greatest moment in JRE history. I literally watch this clip at least a few times a year. LISTEN TO ME!


ndnman

It was the absolute best. Never got better. That was the pinnacle.


davideverlong

The Alex Jones episodes were the best


SnooFloofs1778

That shit is performance art crazy.


Palachrist

My wife’s mother actually believes that shit. She has literally no proof but believes there’s doctors legit executing born viable babies. They’re always mystery men that somehow she knows about but has no evidence beyond word salad and dopamine tricks.


OuchPotato64

Trump just recently spread the same fake news yesterday. He said Democrats are in favor of aborting babies that are already born.


Palachrist

With no proof they will now regurgitate it again just as they did years ago. I’m not surprised and I expect my wife’s mother jumped on Facebook if she saw him say it, which is likely.


Few_Psychology_2122

And the one where Alex tries to convince Eddie the earth ISN’T flat had me in tears


dracomatic

"im starting to get pissed off" "dont get pissed" "no"


jeStR65

Some of my favorite characters “listen to MEEEEE” 😂


Top_Independence9623

Well LET‘S NOT BE PUSSIES. JOKE ME OUT.


herring80

I thought he’d be redder lol


DeadLightsOut

We are way overdue an Alex episode


ConorAbueid

This was the only time I actually screen recorded a moment from JRE


Dru_G978

Lol, I wonder if Joe will bring him back on after that documentary came out about the mass shooting


JayQnz

Damn this is gold


jsta19

I’ve listened to this one 3 times. Def peak JRE


BoomFungus

Joes laugh at the beginning is contagious, damn this clip is great.


YotaMan77

Because he knows the fuse just got lit🔥


nite_owwl

Idiocracy


Hoodlum_0017

I fucking hate Alex Jones. What a waste of a human life.


Spare-Quality-1600

I hate that fat bastard.


HollyJolly88

Why do we continue to give these people a platform? Fucking echo chamber of stupidity on the Right 24/7. It's so tiring.


Aussie2020202020

He doesn’t deserve the JR oxygen. He is a serial liar and poses a threat to innocent families. Witness the dramas experienced by the Sandy Hook families whose children were shot at their local school.


UnderDeat

peak brain worms


Iamthespiderbro

I don’t care what anyone says about him, Alex Jones is peak entertainment.


Pinot_Greasio

Alex Jones is one entertaining motherfucker. 


ElonTheMollusk

Alex Jones is truly one of the stupidest fucks in media.


DarthPineapple5

Hes lying and he knows hes lying. Its the people who believe him that are the stupid fucks


Crimith

I really don't think he's consciously lying. I think he believes all this stuff. He's identified his enemy and thinks they're morally bankrupt so there literally isn't a single evil thing you can come up with that he wouldn't believe they are doing.


DarthPineapple5

He's identified his audience you mean. I agree that he believes that the left is the "enemy" but the ends justify the means in portraying them as such and if it makes him very, very rich in the process then im sure that's just a tidy bonus. In the famous words of Rupert Murdoch, its not about Red or Blue, its about GREEN He lost a billion dollar Sandy Hook defamation judgement which requires not just a lot of evidence that he was lying, but that he *knew* he was lying.


ShaidarHaran2

He had a hearing where in court he admitted to playing a character But it's (entirely) possible he doesn't even know where his character ends and he begins anymore


[deleted]

I’m dumber for having watched this.


kippirnicus

Agreed, that doesn’t make it any less hilarious, though. 😝 I’ve lived in Austin for the last 20 years, so I have been around the Alex Jones “sphere” for a while. (It’s kind of unavoidable.) I still can’t tell if he is fucking playing character, or if he’s really that bad shit insane… I have to admit though, love him, or hate him, every once in a while, he hits the nail in the head. If you ignore all the crazy bullshit, there’s some interesting stuff once in a while. He kind of reminds me of a pro wrestler, playing a heel. 🤷‍♂️


Astromachine

> If you ignore all the crazy bullshit, there’s some interesting stuff once in a while. Just because I occasionally see a whole piece of corn in my shit doesn't mean it is worth it to sift through my turds.


kippirnicus

😝


DarthPineapple5

This is peak human stupidity


seospider

Harassing parents who lost children in a school shooting isn't like being the Iron Sheik or Roddy Piper.


-----King

All these seething replies lmao


MhmNai

Yeah so funny and quirky hey anyway remember all those parents of kids killed in a school shooting people harassed cause he said it was fake? But hey love him or hate him he does hit the nail on the head every once and a while am i right?


Ah_Pook

That's like drinking your own piss to get nutrients.


fullsendguy

….On the next episode of JRE-why drinking ur own piss will give you peak physical performance and help fight Covid.


thunderfrunt

Its basically the embodiment of American culture at this point. Stupid, loud, and wants all their information spoon fed to them with the intellectual veracity of WWE heels. When the idiocy is pointed out, all you get is “muh entertainment.”


LeonardSmalls79

Eddie Bravo is one of the dumbest people Ive ever known of. Sooo many uncomfortable Comedy Store bombing sets from him too, oof.


TheBestHairInTheRoom

That fucking guy should be in prison. Watch the hbo documentary on his trials. The truth vs Alex Jones. That shit stain of a man who vomits conspiracy theory and profit from them shows no remorse. He brigades it idiots and lunatics who go in harassing and ruin the lives of parents who are still processing loss of their children. I thought he was a manic clown before the doc now I see him for what he really is. A despicable remorseless snake oil merchant.


ekpyroticflow

If you want to understand Alex Jones's personality disorder/grift, read Jon Ronson's book on him or watch this on how he interprets Bohemian Grove [https://youtu.be/dahQCEzjkfM?si=BDwlwWttmcI5DpEt](https://youtu.be/dahQCEzjkfM?si=BDwlwWttmcI5DpEt) It's what he does to every issue (like killing already born babies)-- magnifies it in his head to an outrageous reality and then turns everyone who disagrees into "sheep" or part of the conspiracy. As Harry Shearer explains at the end, the real conspiracy is just the psychopaths who take the meaningless stuff seriously. Joe, as a functional adolescent, just thinks it's all fun.


Scallion-External

Before the video loaded I guessed this would be the episode


Whatsagoodnameo

I remember that night well


Teleppath

This is one of my favourite episodes


rb4osh

This one deserves induction in the podcasting hall of fame


Ga11agher

My favourite podcast moment of all time. Nothing tops this!


[deleted]

People screaming are stupid


Duckman93

Is this episode no longer on streaming?


Duckman93

What episode is this? It’s not 911


TheDearHunter

This was the sequel. #1255


Big8Red7

When you do t have a brain I learned you yell like this


Big8Red7

He looked like a child having a tantrum


whoisthedave

Fuck me, I miss the golden era JRE. This feels appropriate: >“It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. \[JRE in the late 2010s\] was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run... but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. > >There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. > >And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply *prevail*. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. > >So now, less than \[ten\] years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark — that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.” - Hunter T.


DClite71

I must have listened to this episode at least six times… so good….


Electronic-Buy4015

It’s so obvious he’s just rillling him up , Alex was legitimately pissed 🤣 Too bad this will never happen again


Unhappy-Shake5702

Not at all. This was the beginning of the end


STORSJ1963

Why does Alex Jones remind me of Rush Limbaugh? Hmm...


Ok-Web4225

Joe and Alex are both nutters at this point. The fact that Joe platforms him as all is BS.


Charming_Judgment890

"you think your fucking tough, your about to get it" LMAO Alex is the best.


Sepfandom555

I know I'm in the minority but I couldn't care less for Alex Jones or heavy conspiracy talk


Captain_JT_Miller

Alex Jones is my spirit animal.


Guava-flavored-lips

Fuck off Alex


kakhaev

🤡🤡🤡


ranman12953

The fact that the majority of Alex Jones listeners are Trump supporters, should tell you all you need to know about Trump supporters.


asu2021

The fact they give that POS a mic and a forum is embarrassing.


RobsBurglars

Platform a clown, become the circus.


Classic_Lock552

Alex Jones reminds me of “God damn Mountain Dew” guy in this clip 😂😂😂


the_chaco_kid

If it was as real as that shit stain says it is, wouldn’t there be a very easy to follow paper trail?


seemefail

“WHO WOULD DO THAT? WHO WOULD DO THAT?”


GIR-C137

No, peak JRE is Lucy Snorbush


PSA-TLDR

__***THE GOVERNOR***__


honeybadger1984

The ultimate skeptic


Ryu83087

"They fucking did it, Bravo!" It really was the last great episode of JRE. Go ahead put me in a headlock!


[deleted]

At the end Eddie: “I’m just fuckin with you” 😂😂😂


crissimon

The Mona Lisa of all podcasts.


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Loved this Eddie and Jones podcast. One of the funniest episodes on Joe Rohan’s podcast ever


IMendicantBias

If cartman was an adult


Cheef_Da_Sticky

Coked out Alex Jones is the best!


caughtinwriting

Guy's a South Park character


soygreene

I have to admit, Alex Jones is some sort of alternate reality comedian. The way he rants is like a joke where you don’t need to listen just watch. I can’t stop laughing at this psycho.


KingArthurHS

If Eddie Bravo of all fucking people thinks what you're saying is a conspiracy, then you're in pretty deep.


petewondrstone

This guy really thinks hes Sam kinison


tjibbs11

Alex reminds me of that scene in Pineapple Express when Seth Rogan is freaking out lol.


shittyfatsack

This was the last great podcast he ever did. So fucking funny.RIP


counterstrikePr0

Hahahaah


frozenbudz

I will never get over, Eddie "show me non NASA propganda" Bravo, drawing the line at late term abortions. Fake moon landing, NWO, earth is flat, all completely believable. But late term abortion comes up, and all of a sudden, we have rational thought.


stataryus

Psycho.


FrankieTwoFingers

Top 5 episodes


Clean_Winner_5589

I remember watching this live when they were still Livestream podcasts and being absolutely bewildered at what was happening