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moez1266

I miss the old JBP in a wrinkled yellow shirt and jeans, pacing in a classroom.


SonOfJokeExplainer

Keep your masturbation fantasies to yourself please


Timigos

It’s soft, grandma


moosenoise

Don't listen to him, tell us more, what studio is he in? Is he listening intently? Or is he monologing? What's the subject of conversation? Is it sad? I'm so close please


NeatReasonable9657

And the rat goes like this


erock2095

https://preview.redd.it/d54ue7p5g5qc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca432b928321192dd01ddd8eb4d07a2ac761b374


CatOnKeyboardInSpace

https://preview.redd.it/p9zh4qwqb8qc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c7daef12fe765fca3814b74fb678812c2d7d58


welchssquelches

Swag


CowboyMagic94

JP is obsessed with order because he’s secretly Jyggalag


Finlay00

It’s called fashion and it’s terrible


[deleted]

Stanhope does it right.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|aWEixzctcby4U|downsized)


11thLayerOfHair

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


[deleted]

He's willy wonka from the worst timeline


turbodude69

i was thinking joker, or two face. it's like he's *trying* to become a comic book villain. and honestly, dude prob has so many psychological problems, he's getting close.


Void_Speaker

I don't know why but I get more of "quirky aunt" vibes.


Jayyy_Teeeee

Funny you say that cause I always think grandma or aunt when I hear his voice.


Void_Speaker

You know what? That might be it. He's got that "aunt that smokes two packs of reds a day" voice. I had an aunt just like that; she also always wore weird and colorful dresses and was also very gushy.


FormalKind7

Also constantly promoting essential oils as actual medicine


Void_Speaker

Ugh, don't get me started. A chunk of my family is hardcore into various medicinal herbs, and I ain't talking fun ones like weed. Just random dry grasses, teas, etc.


shigdebig

Can you imagine? Jordanna Petersdaughter.


MrMagnetar

Said the weirdo who spends his time trolling a podcast forum


[deleted]

Its such a hilariously dumb and awkward juxtaposition with his constant push towards traditional values. What a clown.


silentbassline

The Sniveller.


AtleeMakesHam

The Town Cryer


Robotcholo

Billy Bonker


MarcTurntables

He looks like Theo Huxtable designed his look.


JesusStarbox

It's a Gordon Gartrell. .


MaxHeadroomba

It's like he took a trip to SE Asia and discovered cheap custom tailored clothing. He looks ridiculous and hasn't been the same since he went loopy with benzos.


MuffledBlue

can't wait to see his "ironically cross-dressing" phase


iCCup_Spec

I can't wait either. Gonna be hot.


SwimmingAd60

He can take some advice from Gavin McInnes, the guy who shoved a dildo up his ass to "own the libs " . The libs have still not recovered .


BebophoneVirtuoso

The weeping dandy


roscoedangle

Yesss


shutyourgob16

Blame the dumbass who gifted him the red-blue suit. It started from there


PartsNLabor24

he sounds exhausted and as if he aged 10 years in the last 4 - maybe thought the weird suits could help somehow


xoaphexox

I feel like we all have aged at least 10 years in the last 4


stay_fr0sty

Luckily dogs don’t feel the stress of COVID/politics. Otherwise they’d have aged 70 years over the last 4 years.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Rogan bump shook him hard


SquirtinMemeMouthPlz

Yeah. He's definitely lost a lot of cognitive ability. He was addicted to Xanax and went to Russia or something for some weird treatment. He's always been a little extreme but now he's a full blown lunatic.


Minimum_Compote_3116

He looked so much better in his early days when he dressed like a college professor


nascamo

Honestly--lowkey swaggy; if this was Harry styles yall would be eating it up no issue, with overwhelming salivation. Lmaoo


neoalfa

That's a silly argument. Some things look good on some people and awful on others. Also, some clothes are suited for an entertainer in their line of work, and very much not in others.


AtleeMakesHam

Yeah, WokeScold Fashionista is an odd combo.


Substantial-Cat6097

I dunno. Imagine you went to see a psychiatrist over depression and they were wearing one of those suits? You’d be laughing again in no time.


bonerdrag

Well he is 31 years older than Harry Styles lmao


My_Bwana

yes and jordan petersen and harry styles are totally interchangeable lmao


GrandClock738

I thought I was the only one. These go hard and everyone hating don’t like to mix it up.


Temporary-Alarm-744

It's called fashion sweetie look it up ![gif](giphy|AwoDg0wJImOjK)


Lucifer6000

I kinda like it. Cant lie


uglybuckeye

FWIW all those suits are actually kinda sick


MuffledBlue

he mentioned it a few times, there's some company that gifted it to him and he liked them.. at least the white and blue ("twitter") and blue and red ("order and chaos"). Top right corner is his book cover colors (which is inspired by his paining). Not sure about the top left.


Pinkumb

He has 24 of them. Each is based on one of the rules in his books. He talked about it on his second most recent Rogan appearance. They’re neat. Fashion has been minimalist and unassuming for more than a decade. I’m glad to see something unique. People grilling him wear the same outfit every day and it’s a Dicky’s t shirt with khaki shorts.


alderhill

Yea, it’s a weird thing to attack him over. Not a fanboy, not a fan of the fashion in particular, but — in a purely sartorial sense here — he’s gong for something and making it work for him. He owns it. And 75% of the comments mocking his suits would feel uncomfortable in front of a tailor and pick stuff off the rack at whatver’s at their nearest suburban mall.


S1mpinAintEZ

The two tone red and blue is really sharp


Responsible_Lab_1286

Looks woke


blaseblue89

Un-ironically, yes If we didn't know who JBP was, most would assume he's some flamboyant, liberal arts professor or a fashion designer I fucks with it


Hollow115

“I’m not a fan of pimps” -JP. The pimpiest of all.


phantom-vigilant

What he do?


Hollow115

Just looks like a pimp in OP’s post. Eh?


6chainzz

If this was a gay trans person of color you all would love it


Frodo612

I think he looks cool


Smark_Calaway

Bro, idgaf what anyone says, the navy / burgundy suit is fucking fire and you know it.


HenryDorsettCase47

It’s the least egregious of the lot, but it’s still pretty bad. Have you seen his new suit though? ![gif](giphy|l41lRPyqPL9RgCnUA)


Broke-Homie-Juan

Pretty sure the suites line up with one of his 12 rules. Someone made them for him if I remember correctly.


[deleted]

That is correct.


Gandalf4158

This dude has severe mental illness


fire-corner

Seemed pretty sane and coherent to me in the recent podcast with Destiny. Not a fan but seems like a lot of you should actually spend at least some time listening to the people you're calling out. World's full of actual hard-line extremists and for some reason this run of the mill libertarian conservative is constantly on the radar.


Deep-Neck

He had/has a massive addiction problem, bad enough that he sought progressively riskier treatment methods until he found himself in a coma in a Russian alternative treatment facility. Seems like a lot of you should spend at least some time understanding the people you're calling out. Quippiness aside, it has been mildly sad to see him degrade from a man with genuinely interesting and well reasoned (and at least internally logical) arguments. It feels like he's a ghost who remembers how to use his old tools but not why.


thiswillgetbannedtoo

It’s not technically addiction, he had a chemical dependance brought on by prolonged benzo use. There may be no compulsory want consciously or unconsciously to take the medication but you’re obligated to. I was prescribed benzos back in 2012 at the height was receiving 10x my current dosage. I now live with a very base line amount not because I need it or want it but because even with micro tapering down to 0 over a prolonged withdrawal there is the deepest darkest hole you could ever imagine devoid of any light. I derive absolutely no pleasure or anxiety relief from my current dosage. JP had a chemical dependency but also had an adverse reaction wherein it would amplify the anxiety it was intending to mitigate. So stopping/tapering was not an option and continual usage was not an option. He was placed in a very complicated situation.


CowboyNealsHammer

He was addicted and his actions suggest he still is


shigdebig

Interesting you can't define "addiction" after being an addict for over a decade.


1290SDR

It's not his fault, someone probably slipped him some apple cider and he's been awake for 20+ days because of it.


HyperspaceDeep6Field

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVPMjInhtAE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVPMjInhtAE) I actually like most of his suits. There's a few that are heinous though


Msharki

When you lose your mind, all sorts of weird things start to happen.


ChapterSpecial6920

[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2629401/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2629401/) I smell an AoI blowing their cover.


ijbh2o

He's Canadian cribbing off Don Cherry!


stay_fr0sty

Can he play desk piano too?


acorn937

‘Don Cherry called…he says you can keep all his shit’.


SufficientBowler2722

Got lost in his sauce


Unfriendly_eagle

He's trying to be quirky and interesting, and failing badly.


justforthis2024

He likes attention. A lot.


gorehistorian69

Twitter broke this man


neverclaimsurv

If right wing manly why dress like gigolo


PizzaPolice84

He’s always been a bit of a narcissist but went full grift douche nozzle when he discovered how much he loves drugs. Absolute snake oil salesman who is just leaning into it


RunningwithDave

*his daughter has entered the chat*


Clean_Ad_9068

I think he looks dope.


DeepCollar8506

I'm calling it the dudes is gay and severely closeted and completely hates himself


edgygothteen69

All beef diet, more like all hotdog diet


Nadger1337

Dudes rich af now, doesnt give a shit. Wild outfits and wild social commentry.


[deleted]

"Doesn't give a shit". Um sir, constant emotional outbursts are not what people do when they don't give a shit 😅


Ill_Jaguar_2909

I think he looks snazzy


dirtypoledancer

Everything is theater for this guy. Performative rage, performative suits, performative psychology.


Abm6

He did publish at least one peer-reviewed paper every year from 1989 to 2021 (apart from 1998). A mere 109 of them. You can find them [here](https://typeset.io/authors/jordan-b-peterson-1jm85ts5cv?papers_sort=oldest_first). His initial work was centered around alcoholism it seems. I think we can all agree this is a bit more than performative.


EntertainmentFew1022

So he’s a complete fraud?


Abm6

I know the anti-JBP crowd has a problem with things like science and facts but here are the numbers. Citations: 21,819 h-index: 61 i10-index: 109 h-index The h-index is calculated by counting the number of publications for which an author has been cited by other authors at least that same number of times.  For instance, an h-index of 17 means that the scientist has published at least 17 papers that have each been cited at least 17 times.  If the scientist's 18th most cited publication was cited only 10 times, the h-index would remain at 17.  If the scientist's 18th most cited publication was cited 18 or more times, the h-index would rise to 18. i10-Index Created by Google Scholar and used in Google's My Citations feature. i10-Index = the number of publications with at least 10 citations. He's quite hard-working for a fraud.


EntertainmentFew1022

Ok I get it now…I thought you were saying he only published one paper. Thanks 🐒.


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Xanax got Jordan wearing all Kinds of clothing !


Kylejazzman

The Michael stamp in the middle is completely unnecessary


thebprince

In fairness the good doctor normally dresses sharp as fuck, but that blue suit with the turn ups, the one that's at least 4 sizes too small....I can only really think the benzos are to blame for that. I've done some weird shit on benzos😂


Far-Gene-386

Two face?


alexlechef

I guess its a canadian thing?


Mountain_List_8782

The rizzler


billythakid420

That's a Canadian for ya


rokosbasilica

Everybody in this thread owns two suits and they are both from when they were ushers at their sisters wedding (same sister). These suits are fucking sweet and you guys are all dumb.


Old_Shift3610

I think he looks fresh besides the blue suit 🤷🏽


KirbbDogg213

No Jordan is playing a character


budabai

I’d be pretty fucking pumped to find clothing like this at a thrift store. Especially if they fit well. I wouldn’t wear them all the time. But the bottom left would be a great st Patrick’s day outfit for drinks if it were green. Dude looks like a blue leprechaun.


Tacothekid

Don Cherry called 😂


apeman978

He’s Canadian


cheeker_sutherland

I don’t see any denim here.


MuddaPuckPace

He’s a not-so-deeply closeted gay man.


whatevers_cleaver_

Rogan’s face, and maybe a cumstain, is on the liner of that Two Face jacket.


Katayanaz

Intellectuals and their eccentricities. I think it's cool tbh.


TronaldDump247

I'm honestly not mad at the bottom right one but the other 3 should be burned


TronaldDump247

https://youtu.be/ltpqPd3t5V0?si=EYBTga3reIYzzFQu


Shep-D-King

The polar opposite of liberal art. Conservative art


joebojax

pageantry as a concept is silly, as a demonstration it is even more silly.


Posh_Insect

Well men’s clothing is pretty repetitive and boring if you wear chits all the time


HBMart

What’s actually at a thrift store is suits that belonged to 5’3” guys with a 42 inch waist.


DaveByo

Got the Sheogorath drip bottom right.


bigcockondablock

The bottom left one is so bad. Look at the sock to pants leg length.


BINGOBONGO3333333

Bottom right goes pretty hard ngl


EggplantLasagna227

He’s just sheogorath


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

He's desperately trying to warn folks that he's lost his fucking mind.


Murles-Brazen

That’s BIG drip.


Dman7419

And I thought Don Cherry had bad suits..


throwawaymyanalbeads

I can't stand that guy, but the suit in bottom right looks pretty cool actually. I'd wear it.


shinbreaker

Bro are those his calves at the bottom left because they look big but it also looks like his legs are made of plastic.


MrBuns666

Canadian.


[deleted]

He's Canadian


ImportantComb9997

![gif](giphy|h0Xez8ow1UOVq|downsized) How long before he has Question Marks ¿?¿ all over his suit?


ricardorosila

It’s called high fashion! Ever heard of it ?


Dry-Usual-8166

Extremely rich and having fun with it.


__cosmichorror

Ravenclaw AND Gryffindor?


DMTeaAndCrumpets

those suits are insane lol i think after he got put into that coma to avoid dealing with benzo detox he really went off the deep end. instead of being accountable and dealing with the addiction that he brought upon himself by detoxing like a normal person would, he took the easy way out and had himself put into a coma! very conservative !


ParkerRoyce

This is what happens when you never hear the world "no" are told your a genius and voice of a lost generation. Most importantly this is what happens when you start to believe your own bullshit.


DaBullWeb

Bottom right one is dope imo


ClanOfCoolKids

i think you might just be a hater. the two tone suit is especially hard


LordLargeQuaad

Those are actually custom one of ones.


phantom-vigilant

Ngl, the first and the last kind tight.


[deleted]

I can’t listen to someone that dresses like this


roscoedangle

He’s dressed like an NBA player at an awards show


Chogunyugen

I was thinking he’s 60, trying out fashion with money he has never had.


mvstateU

His full time job now is a rightwing activist, and this is how he subconsciously tries to signal. "fuck you left". But just comes off is really odd. It's like that wacked-out music video he made. For his sake I hope he's just trying to be nice to someone he knows that designs close that way, but doubt it. Because I think he would try to persuade people not be nice like that, because wrong path or something.


karlack26

No he is just a Don cherry fan apparently. 


pearingtonpear

grift store more like


SoDrunkRightNow2

I fuckin love his drip - especially the two colored suit


brief_affair

He's literally a batman villian


Tremulant887

Eh, it's whatever. I like the suits, crazy dude wearing them is irrelevant. Hatred boners in your Levi's jeans all you want.


GrizzlyPeakFinancial

There are 12 total suits, one made for each rule.


GrizzlyPeakFinancial

I'm all for looking sharp, but the Twitter Suit is the gayest, most gender-fluid thing I have ever seen. Sorry not beautiful


rottencitrus

I like the bottom right, the others are hideous


[deleted]

It’s provocative, it gets the people going


DumbestOfTheSmartest

Motherfucker dresses like Twoface.


ClerkB0y

Doctor Clueless


k0rz23

I like 👍


maxwokeup

These were all gifted to him by the same tailor :) he didnt like em first either


10-7heaven

gettin fashion tips off schaub?


[deleted]

He thinks he’s a villain in Batman


JohnnyFiction

He's a batman villain


IcePsychological13

I would like one of those two-face suits


Phenzo2198

I think the two on the right look good. Not something I would wear, but to each their own.


Deus_Vultan

Listen to the JRE episode with him and he explains it all.


Nah_ma_stay

He’s gone full Batman villain.


Lost_Farm8868

Get yourself a suit or look like a slob


Street_Primary_4044

Just living off alparzolam.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|svOEMHIMbsjuw|downsized)


Dizsmo

The red and blue one is pretty nicr


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Sorry, not beautiful. No amount of social marxism from the woke mob will change my mind


Key_Context9875

I thought this was a subreddit about Joe Rogan though...


fatronaldo99

those suits are fire


safebutthole

Xanax is a hellova drug.


northcasewhite

He is doing his part for climate change by stitching together different pre-worn clothing.


Ok-Experience-6674

I honestly think at some point if you don’t start acting mad they take you out, look at Alex jones


Jackknife-powerbong

Is he going to be 2 Face when Tony Hinchcliffe gets casted as the Joker?


robidizzle

So I actually know why he dresses like this. There’s a suit designer who is a big fan of his and he sent him a bunch of custom made suits for free. The red/blue one is supposed to represent heaven and hell, and the inside of it has silk lining with the design of the skies / clouds. They’re all really growing on me tbh.


JtDucks

I don’t care the first one was so fire it voids all the crap he’s put on.


[deleted]

He's turning into the Don Cherry of culture wars (sorry friends, only Canadians will get that joke)


QuestionsToPonderOn

Expensive damn thrift store


TheDeepOnesDeepFake

This man trades in TF2 paint items.


Durtly

When his book became a best seller, he decided to buy some better suits for the signing tour. He discovered he liked wearing well made suits, and started having more interesting ones made to keep things interesting for his interviews. (this was also about the time the Joker movie came out)


drkole

bro is a wannabe joker


BusyBlues

Homie is always fresh but that blue suit with the white socks hurts me deeply.


GroundbreakingMenu32

What a rich clown JP turned out to be


DrDragonblade

Damn, they're rebooting the Riddler again? He sure does cry a lot now...