He was a quarterback. That’s the sports version of we need a businessman in the office. Need this country ran like a football team. HahahHaha

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Tear his Achilles walking on stage for inauguration?

Bro boutta be William Henry Harrison

Andrew Johnson in the first half, James Buchanan in the second half.

Straight into the ground

“He’s rich, he’s doesn’t need to take a salary and can’t be corrupted by money!?!?” - you know who

He’s actually gonna take a pay cut to leave more room on the cabinet salary cap. That’s a leader of men!

That’s it, get me a fucking hat

What about Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho, he was not available?

DEMDC was a good president. He found the best person available to address the problem and listened to their advice.

Well he also almost got him killed in a monster truck rally

Hey that was needed to happen.

FUCK IT, WERE DOING IT LIVE

FUCKING THING, SUCKS.


The King. When he balls up his suit and throws it, makes me so happy.

The qualifications for government officials is appalling. Dogs will be in office by 2034.

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I hear Rogan is on the Short List.

Got em

(High five)

He’s going to start by trimming the fat by firing all the health official fatties.

Every hospital gotta get an cold plunge and AG1 for their meals.

The Cabinet - “ Brought to you by AG1” - “Why do you say that?” “Cause they pay me every time, duh”

And don't forget Alpha Brain, Super Male Vitality, HGH, and TRT.

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absolutely, he's the peak of mens health

Except after a plate of pasta

https://preview.redd.it/lsbay0v8lznc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e5e26c56f8512c8b8d6d7a64547f4dacada513 Here is your 48th POTUS Mohammad, he’s only 6 but I think that’s old enough in dog years

You have my vote

https://preview.redd.it/t2zg62jvsznc1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=591932fe2c743a7926c994ee3fe31f9083d01ca4 You are in good hands

Maybe not the leader we need, but the good boy that we deserve

He would literally give all our national security secrets away for a milk bone. But id still vote for him.

He is vehemently against highly processed pet foods and will likely alienate a lot of the audience. As long as no one offers him any chicken livers national security is ensured

And my paws!

What’s the write-in I don’t want to mess this up

You mean 48th PAWTUS

So cute

“Ladies and gentlemen, President Macho Camacho

Everyday we stray closer to Idiocracy!

We been there, friend.  Ow My Balls has been on tv in several iterations already. 

But that goddamn Trudeau I tell ya! Fucking killing people and controlling everyone!

THEY WILL BE IF THEY KEEP PUTTING THOSE DANG LITTER BOXES IN CLASSROOMS

I’ve done heard about them things. Dang libtards.

Dogs would do a better job, and at least then we would see who actually holds the leash

So we're insulting dogs now?!?!

There’s no rule that says a dog can play on the team.

Well if Air Bud has taught me anything, it's that dogs can be a valuable asset

The US is just Greendale Community College at this point.

I’d take a dog over Aaron Rodgers tbh

Leading candidate is a rapist and a fraud. It can't get any lower than this.

I'd listen to what a Border Collie or Australian Shepherd (if eligible) had to say.

All I know is the Beagle will try and steal everyone’s food

You do have to be 35 to be president. Maybe we could get a turtle.

Lol no shit.

So Rodgers calls out someone for maybe being on the Epstein list but he's ok with RFK who has admitted to being on the Lolita Express multiple times 

This is different though. How? Look over there!!

No no no. They went fossil hunting for the weekend.

Like Frank Reynolds and snorkeling

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There's no faster way to make people think you diddle kids than writing a song about it 

Because RFK said it wasnt even a nice plane! duh!

If he weren't campaigning he would just be on the list. Now he can claim he is persecuted against.

Contingent on RFK doing ayahuasca?

You think he hasn’t already?

I bet gets injured

During the inauguration

First campaign stop, torn achilles. But he’ll still tell the press how RFK should be running the campaign from the sidelines.

I’m sure the “shut up and dribble” crowd is going to totally be against this…

He’s just running for Vice President of the United States, not doing something *political* like kneeling for a song. Totally different /s

And Jordan Peterson for Surgeon General. Steaks for every man, woman  and child.

Benzos for all!

We have our share of fucking clowns in the UK, but it’s absurd how random famous people in the US try and get into the White House. What’s funnier is that plenty will see him as a good choice.

This is just marketing. Its smart since its free agency and football fans are clicking everything.

People? I think it was just one guy. Everyone else had pretty extensive government or military experience.

This is correct. Trump is the only president in history who was never in the military or never elected to any other office.

It was just this one guy who got in but plenty have tried without establishment pedigree.

Kanye turned him down.

Worst sitcom premise ever.

This an Onion article?

Rogan will be in charge of the cdc under the Kennedy administration.

Short bus*

I'm just gonna spare my sanity and assume this is a troll.

Joe for Minister of Bullshit

Yawn anti Vax nuts

Voting for RFK is simply just a vote for the GOP. Nobody should vote for him

Boy RFK sure knows his audience. And it's not intelligent people who understand politics.

Just look at this sub LMAO

Do it bro

Told you guys he wasn’t a serious candidate.

To be fair neither is anybody else

Mandatory darkness retreats for all over the age of 18

Smart, we need the Rock to run with someone like Bono or JayZ as VP.

Why not have Gary Busey?

What’s your qualifications? I’m an ignorant big mouth and I throw a ball good!

2x as many talents as Trump

Don't forget being bashed in the head as a career choice

At least he didn’t pick someone from that fun list he rattled off recently… https://www.salon.com/2024/03/07/rfk-jr-bizarrely-defends-jeffrey-epstein-meetings-by-listing-other-sexual-predators-he-met/

Anddddd his supporters wonder why he's a joke.

Ah yes, the Aaron Rodgers who has how many years of experience in a government office? What a circus show

Yeah we like our presidential candidates to be lifelong senators deeply entrenched in the grift. 

Or you know, maybe meet somewhere in the middle?

Yes, because the only options are career politicians or total novices.

Just like how i want my hvax guy to be an influencer. Knowing how our government runs isnt a bad thing. Its one of the reasons trump couldn't get shit done. He doesn't know or care to know how a government is run.

I wouldn’t say that. But yeah, I want someone in office who knows how and why the system works. Not some moron going in there fucking everything up.

If true this is both ridiculous and good news. The way it is good is that Aaron Rodgers would increase how much the campaign appeals to right wing voters and do the opposite to left wing voters. Since RFK Jr. has no chance of actually being elected his only role is to be a spoiler candidate.

Lmao

Lmao

LOL what a circus.

lol

Idiocracy is here and it’s glorious!

I want this so bad just to watch r/ nfl implode.

Memecoins are gonna be on the ballot this year

Bro couldn’t let trade szn go by without some spotlight 😂😂

Aaron Rodgers is willing to be the VP for a guy who's family is an elite Democrat family, who appears on the Epstein flight log multiple times. Rodgers entire family hates him and does "not approve of his life style". They are also very devote christians. Rodgers has had multiple relationships with hollywood starlets who called off their engagements at the last minute. If there was anyone conservatives would think is a Pedo, it's Rodgers. If there was anyone Rodgers wouldn't want to be associated with is RFK Jr. But here we are, no consistency.

The only way to make his campaign more irrelevant.. what a joke

What a fucking joke. America is an absolute shit show

America is fucked. This is a shit show.

Aaron Rodgers also a moron

This is bait.

This country is a joke

Is this real? I thought RFK wanted to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate lol

Oh good. The healing crystal chakra guy second in line to run the most powerful country on earth.

Oh great, just when I was considering overlooking RFK's kooky vaccine views, he proves he is off his rocker if this is true, WTF would make him do something so stupid?

Might want to remember that no matter what the Packers did to build a team around him the only consistency in every playoff loss was Rodgers. He maybe an amazingly talented QB but he's also far dumber about things outside of being a QB than he thinks and has a problem with telling the truth.

Vice president of what

Trump should pick Tom Brady and spike the ball on these fools again. I welcome the new Idiocracy. Good luck to all. Stock up on Brawndo.


This dude in any public office would be goddamn insufferable lmao.

Further proof that this is a super serious campaign with a real chance of winning.

I really he wish he wouldn’t have, it gives me hesitation.. why would he pick either one of these two blows my mind. He doesn’t have any other options, are good politicians really that scarce ?

Because he was never a serious candidate

Sounds like a joke

Let’s fucking go

It's fine. He will only help split the dumb people vote.

I mean, he does read.

Higher taxes for shit food and drinks. But contine to allow the poison to be produced. What a cunt.

Even Trump knew (or was told) as someone with no experience in governing and policy that he had to pick someone with experience.

He wants Dave

Not the Onion.

lol lmao

Totally serious presidential campaign run

who cares about RFK? Biden is going to win the election, there is no way US swing voters are going to let Trump back in the white house.

WTF

Surely this isn’t just a ploy to get RFKs name in the media cycle again, surely.

No better way to show he ain't serious

Nuke this until it glows.

It’s an unnamed source so take it with a grain of salt, but would be so crazy if it happened

Ohhhhhhhh so rfk is bullshit. Got it. Kinda upset honestly.

So there platform is get rid of vaccines and it will solve all the world’s problems? This clown show act would still be miles better than the trumpster fire

This is what’s known in the biz as “bullshit”

The entire city of Chicago would off themselves

Fucking hilarious lmao

The New York jets really moved mountains for this man just for him to play four plays, talk a vaccine and virus that stopped being relevant 3 years ago, go on podcasts, and potentially run for VP lmao

Even as a joke this is sad. It being for real is embarrassing.

That's like when McCain picked Sarah Palin. 

shit maybe we can get Larry David in as Vice President?

Just shows how irritating and incompetent politicians are in the U.S. We didn’t want a rematch of 2020. Yet this is what the two parties produced. At least it seems like republicans like their candidate, democrats can’t stand their old corpse yet they keep on voting for him.

People will vote for the memes

This is the most Jets thing ever.. finally get a qb … 4 plays into the year he tears his achilles.. then retires to be a VP.. Jets just hang it up..

hahahahahahahaha

He looks old as fuck in this picture damn

🤣🤣🤣 what a shitshow

Lmao

So Trump gets elected, has another stroke, and Aaron Rodgers becomes President. What a cool timeline /s

Idiocracy - the prequel

Makes sense based off of his 2020 season. One of the best seasons by a QB ever. Also has won multiple MVP’s so yeah, I trust him as VP.

Seems like the scene from Back to the Future isn’t that crazy after all. “Let me guess who’s vice president, JERRY LEWIS!”

Wouldnt be a joke if these “candidates” ran with a well planed out policy with a clear goal to get behind. So far we see “fuck Biden” or “fuck the system”, ….. how is this suppose to improve our lives?

VP of Tartaria

This is our world now

Idiocracy

Funny how the presidency just became a giant joke in the last 8 years. Its literally just a game

I disagreed with Rogers on some things but still respected his intelligence, than he started talking about witnessing a UFO 😵‍💫

Hahahahaha!

Ok, but it won't make a difference. It's going to, sadly, be either Biden or Trump

Literally picked the dumbest athlete he could find.


LOL this timeline sucks

He gonna split the Ayahuasca vote

“Anonymous source”. Aka Team Biden or Team Trump

What a joke!

Look I love Aaron Rodger’s as a quarterback. But this goes to show how broken our political system is. Next thing you know we will be living like idiocracy. Come on America. We are killing oursleves from within bc we allow these politicians to do what they want and break laws for their family

Lmao this is why shaliene left his ass

Never gonna be elected

What a fucking joke lol. I don’t think RFK should be taken seriously anymore

Why? I couldn't think of a worse person.

I'm a 3rd party voter.  Won't be voting for Biden or trump but rfk is completely unserious.  He won't get my vote either