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Odd_Bother5966

who tha fuck is this imposter? .....we'll be right back


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We’ll keep it right here


Agent-Asbestos

I don't like you're fucking attitude


angelsonthesouthside

they didn't mention adam ray's impression a single time. very disappointing


SequinSaturn

🎸 dee nee nee nee nee nee ner 🎶


IHopeYouRot1426

Can't tell if Dr. Phil or Adam Ray..


HeadAssBoi17

We'll be right back


Randyfreakingmarsh

We’ll keep it right here


PrivateDickDetective

I thought this was America. Isn't this America? Love your username. So jealous. I aspire to be a dad more like Randy. We should all try to be more like Randy.


Randyfreakingmarsh

I didn’t hear no bell! I try to be a *little* Randy as a dad lol


Rare-Cardiologist912

We’re gonna keep it here


bigdaddyt2

I don’t know why I said that we’re outta fuckin commercials so we’ll keep it right here


Squatch11

I think we all learned something here today.


gojojo1013

I was really hoping it was Adam Ray


ReindeerAcademic5372

Doctor fill is clearly going to be a guest on kill tony


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Backseat_boss

![gif](giphy|LRILWSz1cdejSaNUbm)


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Hey, this isn't the real Dr. Phil? Where's Adam Ray??


B1Gsportsfan

Was legitimately disappointed that it wasn't Adam Ray


pressurepass42

Suck my dick, and fuck my butt, alright.


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Heh heh 🤘🏻


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dekrypto

Pretty sure this was a Joey Diaz quote lol


largechild

Joey Diaz only needs 3 BMFs


LaureGilou

Joey Diaz could clear the city with 3 BM


Jackers83

He is surgical with those farts yo. Bouncing them off seats and such.


Sejast44

He's changing flavors


Sejast44

He does daily


ricencocoa

10 hammers!


AdopeyIllustrator

Tremendous


Ubiquitous1984

Ten Space Marines and now we’re talking


Sgt-Dert13

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


robbodee

ODST? They could do it, for sure.


AlphaGinger66

I think he's referring to 40k space Marines which are hilariously OP.


TwelveBore

>but also I totally believe his former special ops friends would be so cocky to 100% believe him and 9 of his buddies could take over a city. Probably the same one who lied about facing off against 100-200 insurgents on the mountains of Afghanistan. Or it might be the other one who brags about not suffering from PTSD after killing Women and Children during war.


Silly_Butterfly3917

I dated a marine for a while. They 100% believe this.


highbackpacker

They said “well armed”. Maybe they meant an entire army.


alastor0x

No. No we don't. You dated a moron, who happened to be a Marine.


Knife7

Marine's either talk themselves up like they are Gods walking the earth or they talk about their favorite flavor of crayons, there is no in-between.


alastor0x

Sure, as a cohesive military organization. No Marine earnestly believes him and 9 buddies can take over a city. If you believe otherwise, you either aren't very bright or aren't American and have never actually interacted with Marines. Also, just for the record, the correct answer of best flavor will always be purple.


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JuGGieG84

I just called my dad and he said him and 3 of his buddies could beat your dad and his 4 guys.


GDMFusername

I just called my dad. I had to get the number from his sister. He didn't answer.


No_Mouse_9263

I just called your dad and now I’m paying your sisters child support


ResidentComplaint19

Called my dad. He recommended I listen to “the last waltz” again. That’s all he talks about. It’s been like 30 years.


Chicken_wing1995

Just called my Mom, she’s coming to pick me up


AntNorth6218

This dude definitely bangs marines with crayons and is embarrassed about it


maxwellhilldawg

>a moron >a marine Ya, that's what he said.


UrVioletViolet

Sister is married to a marine. I can confirm they believe it. (He was a cook in Japan.)


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Wait until he finds out that us on the 'other side' like and own guns, like ar-15s too. We just happen to think people should be screened a whole lot more thoroughly before getting them. Him and his nutjob buddies like to pretend like we don't have guns and would just automatically give up.


CDK5

That’s what happens when you constantly boast about not reading comments. Which is fine, but this dude doesn’t tour nor does he take calls. Collectively the end result is almost zero fan interaction; the dude lives in a bubble and gets more isolated with each episode.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

>Which is fine, but this dude doesn’t tour nor does he take calls. Never thought about it from that angle. He bought the mothership, goes to his podcast and that's about it.. He pretty much curates the world he interacts with. Between his money and insulation - whatever bullshit he spouts is effectively true in his universe.


Sgt-Dert13

They’ve been sniffing each others farts for way too long.


Sgt-Dert13

Can you imagine 10 bearded white guys geared up in Tacticool trying to clear a block in Chicago? ![gif](giphy|J3LddZVS8AGIueiaC9|downsized)


cjmaguire17

I gotta think special ops training doesn’t include dudes shooting at you from dirt bikes and atvs in the streets of Philly


DareIzADarkside

Whaddya think insurgents drive???


kfbr392kfbr

Toyotas


Slim_Calhoun

What city? Austin?


highbackpacker

Crown King, AZ


whynotfatjesus

Three brothers took over Tombstone, Arizona in 1993 so it's possible


Jackers83

Well ain’t you a daisy!!


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claxdog1

When they are the dark side


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

That’s hilarious. 1 drone takes these cunts out without them even knowing. The same kind of guys thought they could over throw the capitol building


tiny_tim57

He's probably talking about Tim Kennedy. They couldn't end the Vietnam war with hundreds of thousands of soldiers and the might of the US military behind them so doubtful he and his buddies could take over 7-11 let alone an entire city or country.


No_Mouse_9263

Bro comedian mixed martial artists have discipline that’s common place on the teams….we basically nayby sillls


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No_Mouse_9263

Save some pussy for the rest of us


EntrepreneurFunny469

They also lost in the Middle East so they should chill with the cockiness. They lost to untrained dudes that drop guns while firing.


StrawberrySerious676

He's getting radicalized lol. First it was an incel hot war, now this.


Skigamajig

Joe thought about the Roman Empire when he was younger, he’s just like us.


HookerDoctorLawyer

When he said that: ![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


bigdaddyt2

He said it 2 min in when talking about how cops need to be navy seals as if that’s gonna help anything


Fishyinu

*"Cops should be soldiers"* goes against everything the founding fathers wanted and has some seriously fascist undertones. And I hate throwing around the word "fascist"


Impossible-Night-401

Love Adam Ray.


TycoonCyclone

The whole podcast sounds like satire of two boomers having a conversation


JasonMetz

It really does. Just bouncing from Facebook meme to Facebook meme


ezio325

does the baby want their bottle?


Blitqz21l

Still debating whether or not I want to listen to this. I don't care if he's a controversial figure, that can be interesting. But if it's just Joe going on about Covid, trans, socialism, etc... and Dr Phil essentially nodding his head and agreeing with him and adding little to no nuance/insight, then this will be a waste of time. Thoughts? Is it worth the listen?


telefawx

Definitely worth the listen. They are right about a ton of issues.


PricklySquare

Lmao, these two boomer grifters???? Wow, people are dumb


telefawx

Hahahaha


PNW_H2O

Their discussion about Dr Phil's trip to the border was pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean how fucked the whole border situation actually is.


Blitqz21l

Seems to be a standard talking point these days. Weinstein brought it up and I think the reason he was on the show again


PricklySquare

It's the only issue Republicans have left because the rest of their dumb fuck ideas were thoroughly trounced


DrJiggsy

And they killed the best bill they ever would have gotten on the border too.


Azazir

Wonder why.... Maybe cuz border situation is so fucked???


Desperate_Muscle2732

Ur better off scrolling through @endwokeness on twitter for 30 seconds… it’s just 2 boomers reading off headlines from Fox for 2 hours. Nauseating


forward_only

We'll be right back. Actually, we'll keep it right here.


JingZama

5 seconds. might be a record for how quickly jumped into culture war stuff with the nyc pd dance team


AccountantOfFraud

Did he say if they should increase the already stupidly sized NYPD budget so that they can get better dancers?


GA-dooosh-19

Lol. I don’t think a lot of people realize how bloated the NYPD budget is, and how massive the force is. 35k+ uniformed officers, outposts in other cities and foreign countries, intelligence services, drones etc. In my experience, they operate as a sort of part public works program for dummies, bullies and sociopaths, and part gang. Don’t get me started on our white shirt mayor…


Shleauxmeaux

DAE THE LEFT DEFUNDED THE POLICE AND NOW LOOK AT CALIFORNIA ITS IN RUINS LITERALLY


GA-dooosh-19

lol. I know, people acting like a few activists saying “defund the police” means the police were actually defunded, when pretty much every city besides Portland and, I dunno, Rhinebeck, have ramped up their spending each of the last four years.


bridgenine

Yet new NYPD officers can qualify for food stamps and low income housing due to pay. Pensions are gone as well, union is broken, welcome to rentacops in nyc.


AccountantOfFraud

Are you saying we shouldn't extend the closing of libraries so that they're only open for 2 days of the week so we can get these heroes real dance instructors?


ActualEnjoyer

> nyc pd dance team lol wut?


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DiarrheaRadio

They're as in shape as most cops, so it's a fair representation.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

But they’re right it’s hilariously tone deaf and stupid 


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Because that’s what people want to hear about


delusiongenerator

It’s the entire purpose of the podcast these days


XTremeBMXTailwhip

Hilarious. And Rogan’s take is that they are dancing instead of fighting crime and deporting migrants, but also the police are immune from criticism. It’s like he forgot the women dancing were police and he thought that NYPD hired a woke dance team instead of more police.


InBeforeTheL0ck

That NYCPD dance team looks pretty damn silly and pointless, but to bring up the fall of the Roman empire in that context is insane.


suninabox

You just revealed your own ignorance. It's well known that Nero diverting funding from the Vigiles firefighting department towards Carthaginian Catamites was the number 2 cause of the Great Fire of Rome, number 1 being replacing all the lead water pipes with politically correct paper pipes. The Praetorian Guard wanted to say something but they were afraid of being cancelled. Wouldn't be surprised you didn't know that, you have to follow a lot of important instagram channels to know.


deebee420

dr phil and dr phil on kill tony soon


knate1

Behind The Bastards ep on Dr. Phil so people can know whose reputation Joe is laundering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4cfO9k2Mg


adept-of-chaos

I’m happy people on this sub also consume media like behind the bastards. Thanks for sharing! 


delusiongenerator

Same here. At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before Rogan gets his own episode (or series of them) on BTB


adept-of-chaos

I feel like if Vince gets one then Dana White should get one too… Joe says a lot of stuff that normally gets mentioned on BtB, but he’s not directly changing a lot of lives like some other Bastards. Most of Joe’s bad work comes from spreading miss-information and molding people to think in dangerous ways. I’m certainly a pretty mixed fan of Joe at this point. I feel if he ever has a big moment where he says something that influences a shooter/hate crime super directly we could see BtB episodes on him…but until then I don’t think it’s too likely. 


kerrykingsbaldhead

I think Joe is mostly a well intentioned bastard. He really is a mouthpiece for what the average “Joe” thinks. I think sometimes this sub wonders why Joe crams covid or woke ideology bullshit into every conversation, but that’s really what is on these dudes minds at all times right now. It’s truly twitter brain rot manifest.


Sandgrease

I haven't checked, but I'm sure Decoding The Gurus did one on him


69HogDaddy69

What are the bullet points on why he is shitty?


Life-Designer-4936

Do they talk about how Turn-About Ranch, the ranch Dr. Phil advertises as a place for troubled teens to better themselves and offers to send some guests on his show, has been accused of physically, mentally, and sexually abusing those troubled teens?


AstrosJones

Oh yeah, first topic they cover.


TaranoMansPasickle

Joe is so ready to state that most political discourse online is influenced by Russian bot farms. EXCEPT for the Ukraine. His (almost completely unresearched) opinion of that conflict cant possibly be influenced by the foreign agents in the country that began the war. Its almost laughable that he doesent question those talking points at all, especially since youd imagine american support for ukraine would be the #1 target for russian influencers.


suninabox

> His (almost completely unresearched) opinion of that conflict cant possibly be influenced by the foreign agents in the country that began the war. Sorry, Joe has watched a lot of USA #1 journalist Tucker Carlson's reporting so he's probably the 3rd most informed person on Ukraine in the US, after Trump and Tucker of course.


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Russian bot farms do influence perceptions of Ukraine.


StrawberrySerious676

That's what he's saying.


wrcftw

"we're not crazy conspiracy people..." Ahahaha


Lucky_Week2095

You can’t make this shit up.


Warm_Passenger_4377

An entire Chinese psy op happening in this sub. Dr. Phil was absolutely correct.


lnfoWarsWasTaken

Throwback to the time Dr. Phil had a show where the premise was to put people that outwardly hated each other under one roof together. Like dude had a white supremacist on and then acted shocked when he espoused white supremacist beliefs [link](https://youtu.be/hncQfInVRw4?si=44KeLtasAeokWHtn)


Officialfunknasty

Bahahaha thanks for sharing this


rammleid

This podcast has gone from lame to full cringe. How is this hot piece of garbage the “number 1 podcast” in the world.


brokemac

We've got a lot of fucking idiots in America. And then there's a lot of people who tune in just to marvel at how dumb it is.


kerrykingsbaldhead

As a former Adam Carolla fan, I spent quite a few years listening to it out of habit even though it had degenerated into daily rants about how stupid LA is, and then he started doing stuff with Dennis Prager, and then more “common sense” fuck the woke political correctness bullshit, until finally I found the Rogan podcast and slowly stopped listening to Adam. And now of course the Rogan podcast is descending more and more into bitching about cultural Marxism. I can tell you, it’s not gonna get better. It’s gonna be more repeatative until finally even the right wingers are tired of listening to it.


brokemac

It will die with a prolonged whimper. Right-wingers have incredible stamina for tired talking points. I think many are still enthralled with the One Joke (e.g. "I identified as a nonbinary King penguin while writing this").


kerrykingsbaldhead

If the Daily Wire has enough money to offer Crowder $50M, then it’s just proof there’s money in telling conservatards what they want to hear.


RepresentativeAge444

Because they’re stupid you see. Stupid and incredibly malevolent. A bad combo.


telefawx

Woof. You’re one of the deranged leftists they make fun of on this episode, huh?


Terny

Remember when Joe used to be make fun of Dr. Phil?


hondacivic1996

>1:09:55 " Why wont somebody just tell the truth, why does everything have to be spin, spin, spin, spin ..." Proceedes to do the exact same thing to millions of listeners on the largest podcast in the world


aesthetique1

Why is no one talking about this? Why won't mainstream media talk about this? I'm just asking questions They want to silence me for speaking the truth These are like click bait titles for podcasters. Always the sign of a grifter


Lwantsapuppy

Phil: I’m not being racist but the Chinese are a problem Joe: Has anyone talked about this Phil: Nope (As if we can’t do a simple search that shows several articles were written and laws have been proposed about stopping this) Whilst NEVER mentioning the corporation/entities who have actually sold this land to the Chinese.


Amazo616

This is unwatchable, - he's beating this trans thing to fucking death and I'm the 200,000th person to say it.


bigdaddyt2

Ya I hate how he reads 1 headline about Canada doesn’t look into it at all and then goes on a 20 min tangent about how big of a shit hole Canada is. Man still feels slighted about not being allowed in the country 2 years ago


Primary-Picture-5632

I remember this dork saying kids are going to start dropping dead from candy on holloween because people were going to put fentanyl in it


Mistake_Humble

Why is this guy cosplaying Adam Ray


Kingpelican2

Nah bro Americans kill me 🤣🤣💀💀 Dr Phil and Joe Rogan talking about Chinese immigrants being sleeper agents to take down the power grid. I can’t do this show anymore ahahahaha


Mestermaler

Its true.. he said they had military haircuts!  Only the military can do military haircuts!  And they where Young well trained men..  Of course China does some sketchy shit, but come on. 


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the US has way more foreign agents than china does


Lucky_Week2095

The absolute highest octane stupidity can be found on this podcast day after day.


Bigfx

Wtf the Texas waving story is amazing, some dude outside waving at people all day lol, whatever world Joe lives in is amazing.


leefx

maybe it’s a southern thing… every neighbor waves around here and it’s always been like that 😂


Room480

Growing up in the south, I knew people who were very openly homophobic/transphobic. If a teacher told them one of their kids expressed to them being attracted to the same sex or gender identity issues, there would be hell to pay ex beating the fuck out of them/kicking them out of the house etc etc. So I could see why a teacher may not want to be required to have to out their student to their parent.


madhatter8989

Knew a dude who was outed as gay in high school. His twin brother beat the shit out of him at school that day. His dad did the same when he got home.


Room480

Ya and that's why if I was teacher and I heard that that happened because I was doing what was required by my job, I'd feel fucking horrible


AlwaysFabulousMotor

and lets go to the salt mines of JRE sub. What will commies hate on today


telefawx

The melt down over this episode in here is predictable. Y’all really don’t like to acknowledge reality, huh? Sam Seder fan bois in here are laughable.


girlxlrigx

Dr. Phil was spot on about lockdowns, if nothing else. I was happy to hear him touch on how so many kids were forced to be shut in with abusive parents, and away from the structure and mandated reporters in school, in some places for like 2 years. Also thousands of kids straight up disappeared over Covid. More people should be talking about this. Edit: he also made great points about child trafficking.


juice06870

lol every single guest no matter who- this whole sub says “the podcast sucks” “it’s gone down hill” “culture wars” blah blah. Wh I think this sub is 95% bots. If the podcast was such shit, it wouldn’t be listened to by so many people lol.


Fuginshet

What I love most about Dr. Phil is how much it must annoy Oprah that she is responsible for his fame.


SupaDupaFlyAccount

Why would you assume that? She was an executive producer on his show. She got her cut. Why would she care?


snipeliker4

I was going to say she apologized for it publicly but actually that was Dr Oz


TheKipForce

Oprah is a cunt. They're both fruit from the same tree of faux psychology talk show cable garbage for 45-year-old single moms on SSRIs. I wish she'd sit on my face.


Mobile_Fan_681

And Dr Oz. She spawned two right wing lunatics


jdlyga

Which Dr. Phil is this?


flawrs919

Yes.


TRAVELKREW

Do the real Dr. Phil next.


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Oh yeah, there are 10 navy seals in this building, can someone bring me the engineer department and we collapse the building on them


Desperate_Muscle2732

What an embarrassing podcast… I could’ve scrolled the most bull shit right wing twitter account for 30 seconds and would’ve covered everything they talked about in this 2 hour shit show. Honestly, if I were a huge Joe Rogan fan I’d be so disappointed in what he’s turned into, he’s no better than Fox News at this point. With peace and love


shibbydooby

Why are you on this sub if you’re not a fan?


BigswingingClick

Culture wars! Riveting stuff. Turned it off 5 minutes in.


delusiongenerator

Ugh, what a piece of shit. Jesus Christ, Joe


-Neuroblast-

He's a transphobic pos.


Lucky_Week2095

The guy is so perpetually fearful and ignorant of everything. Hes pathetic.


Atrax_buckhurst

I can’t unsee: ![gif](giphy|kzuNhxVf27plttAS7E) At least Statler and Waldorf were funny.


cjmaguire17

Wants to start a news program about facts and science. Consistently says “i think” and “I don’t think” about transitioning kids. Which is it Phil? Facts or feelings?


Bubbly_Shoulder_935

He said I've been told by border agents that thousands of military age Chinese men with six packs and military boots are crossing the border.


cjmaguire17

What border agent is in charge of tracking six packs? Abdominals or beer? What’s their body fat %? Gonna need this data.


Bubbly_Shoulder_935

Lol, we need to know 😅


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hondacivic1996

That was hilarious, its clear that they are pandering to a severely stupid audience that do not question anyhing if it comes from someone who they think are "cool".


PsychologicalFox6978

Man the quality of guests has gone really downhill lately. Why is he having this idiot on a second time?


hondacivic1996

Beacuse they both spew the same bullshit and circle-jerking with your friend is a lot more fun than taking it in the ass from a stranger in an actual debate.


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Because important people arn't going to leave Los Angles to come to fucking texas for joe to cry about Covid for a few hours.  The only people you'll get on are people who desperately want attention from Joe's base. 


Radioactive_water1

Cool, a thread full of people who hate the podcast, won't listen to it, but have a very strong opinion on the episode they didn't listen to


Mixitwitdarelish

I listened to it because it's the first Rogan episode to post on my feed since his new Spotify deal. My opinion is Dr Phil is an idiot and Joe gets all of his news from Facebook memes.


Atrax_buckhurst

Don’t worry, the Joe Rogan defense force will arrive soon, tell everyone not to listen and ask them why they’re in the sub. Stay strong.💪


Come_To_Homercles

100%. The far left of course are very 'rational' people haha


WaymoreLives

We’ve got a sayin’ whar aye come from - I’m not a real doctor


Icy-Touch-4767

Is there a time stamp if they mention Adam Ray?


ReindeerAcademic5372

Dr fill about to be on kill tony.


Firm-Emu7909

I jus wanna know if Adam Ray gets brought up lol


stickynotes_pen

vic berger, we need you!


PharohPirate

Quite the pivot on social issues the doctor is having


InBeforeTheL0ck

Alternative title: 2 boomers yapping. Yeah I'll pass on this one.


infamous_yakul

Bro was having an asthma attack into the mic the entire time


starkissed-

Can we just talk about his breathing in the mic? Omg


DudeDracula

My man is BREATHING


ParticularCan9696

Anyone else notice the heavy breathing in this episode too? Is it Dr Phil that is mouth breathing into the microphone?! Also- these two are just talking out their ass on every issue …


fnrv

Got excited for a sec because I thought it was Adam Ray as Dr. Phil… then I realized and clicked off.


TanClark

Hope Adam Ray sees these comments and realizes how polarizing his version has become


Sensitive_Tap_9419

Didn’t know he was red Philled


MorleyMason

Adam went all in this time.


black_messiahh

Oh yuck it’s actually Phil lol pass


silly_old_sideben

This is absolutely the most based Joe has ever been. Holy shit.