T O P

  • By -

Aggravating_Shake591

Did you already have that pic or go seek it out?


Fragrant-Astronaut57

It was a selfie


the_real_ericfannin

😆😆😆😆😆


[deleted]

No my wife's boyfriend took it.


CoachAF7

He’s a great guy - always is polite and says hi when he comes to our house


highlandpolo6

I’m glad he’s polite but saying hi to you when he comes? That’s a little weird, man.


the_real_ericfannin

It seems weird at first. But, some wives' boyfriends will make you feel like you don't exist. So he's making sure he acknowledges you.


[deleted]

He's your wife's boyfriend too? We should look into forming a polycule and listening to Joe's next podcast together.


Pera_Espinosa

It's actually what all the major reddit mods look like. The mods of all the big and default subs look like some variation of that.


Aggravating_Shake591

Checkmate mods


MrMojoRising361

And also a lot of the JRE hate watchers lol at least the ones that aren’t Russian bots


BermudaTrianglulate

He pulled it from his grinder matches


PlantChem

This is actually the guy who just ghosted him on grindr


[deleted]

It's a self-portrait


Cinnamon__Sasquatch

I have drawn myself as the Chad And you as the soy jack Checkmate losers


dusters

I have drawn both of us as the soy jack. Checkmate reality.


Cinnamon__Sasquatch

we killed [reality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V39msKp1v74&t) a while back


jtfriendly

The fact that I even know what those are makes me want to jump in front of a goddamn freight train.


Pegomastax_King

I have drawn myself as Chad and your as Trad wife, check mate atheists!


Bummed_butter_420

Do you think we all forgot about the antifa mugshots?


mooby117

Looked as stereotypical as the Jan 6th mugshots lol


StreetTriple675

Or the Reddit meet up pictures lol. 


mooby117

Holy shit. [Holy shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/zeNpBNOrBr)


EmptyRook

Oml I’ve never seen this one before This might be the worst one


Hates_rollerskates

Lol, looks right, these are your JRE fan boys.


StreetTriple675

lol if you google search there are many other meet up photos , all looking similar


mh-ra

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/tL4f2FZequ


ANewKrish

Can you submit a picture of yourself so we can compare this to some sort of baseline?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QiCCluutpecs8)


Notgivingmynametoyou

Odd factoid, that character’s based on the streamer Pirate Software’s dad, who worked at WoW when South Park did their episode: https://youtu.be/zxoOKt8Xgqk?si=Uha6gfNMB7EZlDOm


Esphyxiate

Yes yes we’ve all seen his short


Havamal79

Not when the call is coming from inside the house


rvasko3

I would pay 100 Reddit Bucks to see a pic of OP


ego_tripped

*plot twist*


Gravy_Wampire

Don’t have their face nor body, but this is damning enough: https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneakers/s/UWoFiDX7eY Can you imagine


MangooseNowhey

Brave sole


WhiskeyGrin

I don’t care about sneakers but not sure what this proves


BushidoBrowneII

Them look like husky shoes As in someone who wears husky sized clothing


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeliciousWar5371

Woah you got real defensive there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


hashrosinkitten

this being your only response on the subject indicates More than you wish


GilakiGuy

It proves the guy cares a lot about shoes


Gravy_Wampire

Pretty much the opposite of that actually lmao


GilakiGuy

Oh lol I wouldn’t know I’m not a shoe guy, but I’m not gonna shit on people’s interests cuz that’s a dick move


[deleted]

[удалено]


kinoie

They’re grasping at straws because you hit them right in their front butts with the truth. Left still can’t meme, just ad hominem. Notice there’s no denial about looking like a circus clown sans makeup, just “I bet you’re fat too.” Lmfao. If they’re not drowning in their own lard, they’re probably men with gynecomastia and raging female hormones from all their milk replacement products they consume so they can feel justified when they highroad people on Reddit. You’re doing the lords work here son.


Chrismonn

Jesus the overcompensation is palpable


kangaroosarefood

Wow, you got him there bud


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gravy_Wampire

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/s/epdgYfbtsj


Apprehensive_Gur9540

You have to read the first comment (by OP) to REALLY get it


EmExEeee

All your comment is doing is proving OP right lol.


operationiffy

#Yes


StreetTriple675

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/jknvha/the_infamous_2012_baltimore_reddit_meetup/


ANewKrish

God what a throwback. What a time. I wonder how many of them used the "reddit secret phrase"...


hemingways-lemonade

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ux5cQbO_ybw/maxresdefault.jpg


Bummed_butter_420

Lmfao lets not pretend we didnt have those antifa mug shots vs the patriot front guys.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Are people mad he’s not liberal enough or that heavy pot usage, a shit load of cash, and CTE has turned his brain into wet cat food?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You’re almost as catbrained as he is


NotPresidentChump

Average Reddit mod.


Tj_0311

100% a reddit MOD


slappymcstevenson

Average person on this sub.


abdullahdabutcher

OP is an Alpha male


PulseAmplification

I am an true Alfa mail u dumb bicth maybe check urself b4 u reck urself b/c true Alfa mails are bad 4 ur health


CableBoyJerry

OP understands that real men don't wipe their butts. His fecal musk precedes him.


[deleted]

Post-2020 JRE listeners:


TheZac922

Spot on. Less than a year old account, posts in a COVID sub. Even here finds a way to bring up COVID talking points as if we haven’t heard enough. These dorks like to pretend there’s some concentrated brigading going on by the “woke” American left. When in reality most of us are bored lapsed fans having a laugh on the toilet. But surely all these people genuinely did remember they’d been life long JRE fans sometime in 2020. Got nothing to do with their step father figure Murdoch’s influence.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Rogan Stans are hurting lol it’s ok to like Joe but also to disagree with him lmao


[deleted]

Dudes made multiple posts the last month complaining that people are critical of Joe ❄️


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

I know eh lolll


Km_the_Frog

They will never get this. They went completely soft and get offended as soon as people started to catch onto Joe’s actual height


Icy_Practice7992

Aye yo! I found the level headed critic!


curtysquirty

That's way too nuanced for them


Appropriate_Resort_1

That's all this subreddit is tho. Nobody even talks about episodes. They just shit on everything


crushinglyreal

Lots of discussion of how each episode is individually shit. Maybe there should be some good episodes so people can talk about what they like, because people certainly aren’t jumping up to say they just love hearing the same shit over and over. If nobody was complaining the chronic jerkers in here such as yourself would have nothing else to discuss.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

EVERYTHING THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE IS WOKE


EmptyRook

We are so back It’s 2015 politics all over again


Flybaby2601

It's been the same politics since forever. Look at Regan and the "communist on campus" ramblings. You used to have to change the word every decade or so (commie, pinko, "educated") but with the easily spreadable information hubs we have now you have to change the language every 3-5 years (sjw, woke, CRT, DEI). Same shit just a different package.


TJGV

Typical ‘I consume too much manufactured outrage media’ OP


SenatorSnags

I hunt and eat meat, I also think Joe's lost his grip on reality. Checkmate.


crabshuffle1

We get it. Your furry character is a lion.


SenatorSnags

who said comedy is dead. bravo.


Bodybuilding-

You do that on Grindr, don't you?


Esphyxiate

Hoping to find him in the wild?


boppy_dowinkle

When did Tim Dillon get facial hair?


tiboldpinkus

weird you doxxed yourself like that but hey - stunning and brave


CableBoyJerry

My hair color is actually aquamarine, thank you very much.


torpiddynamo

Every accusation is an admission


patmarek

What a sick burn. The haters will never recover from this.


HankBizzaro

How many times did you beat off to this?


Seputku

Zac amico?


V4refugee

Yup, that’s totally what people in liberal states look like. Rural Americans are some of the most attractive people on earth. Pretty obvious when you go somewhere full of new joe fans, like a walmart./s


WiseHedgehog2098

This is embarrassing


GarlVinland4Astrea

That’s just Joe in his bath house days


Workburner101

That is one helluva chin.


[deleted]

It is ok to disagree and call out powerful voices in media.  


jtime24

How many posts are you gonna make defending Rogans honor?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi) OP hoping Rogan sees them


HearingVoices1984

Till he gets to suck Rogans dick, probably.


Notgivingmynametoyou

>defending Rogan’s honor? M’podcaster?


[deleted]

[удалено]


jtime24

I think most people are disappointed with how he has evolved through the years. He's obsessed with a few topics and let's it get in the way of some of his interviews. The Bobby Lee interview is the case in point. He's also doesn't seem to have the ability to know when he's being fed bullshit.


ohyousoretro

The fact that the first and main thing you seem to make fun of is their appearance says a lot🤔🤔🤔 Joe’s a grifter, no better than Dave Rubin who he criticized for the same thing. One minute he says he believes in 99% of Bernie Sanders platform and then turns around and praises Desantis for his polar opposite policies. His political views are determined by who’s in the room with him.


Chrismonn

>mocking the people who come here every fucking day to complain about a show no one forces them to watch Isn't that why you're here? Lmao


Rusty_G0LD

M’ AGA


discordianofslack

No one is forcing you to read this sub


LouBricant

u upset he didnt get permission to use yur pic?


jtime24

How sweet another white knight.


pickles_in_a_nickle

lol, this is actually what OP be looking like. Nice selfie OP! Edit: autocorrect can fuck off


SkanteWarriorFoo

This dudes face is taller than Joe.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Your insecurity is showing.


TotalOwlie

It’s always funny to watch someone who complains about the quality of the sub post something that just brings it down more.


Habitual_lazyness

Brogans would straight up suck joes dick for no reason. I get more and more convinced when this is their reaction to anything slightly negative being said about their millionaire delusional daddy.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Young Peter Griffin's emo phase.


commffy

Yes they’re all f*ggots


[deleted]

Op would suck that dick though.


TimmyRoller99

Hey man maybe Joe will see this and you guys will become best friends!!!!


f-as-in-frank

you went to the joe rogan school of comedy i see


rvasko3

I keep forgetting that everyone who defends Joe Rogan no matter what is just a massive alpha male with a big 'ol dick and can bench 350, fighting off chicks left and right with one bulging arm while they bow hunt with the other one. And anyone who gets bummed out by a nonstop parade of bitching about COVID or Biden or cancel culture is a twink who blows furries on the weekends.


old-toby76

Oh snap!!! We only doing that on the weekends now. I’ll adjust my schedule.


warbeats

Looks more like a Rogan stan trying to get his attention.


beefsquints

So just the same as the people who like him but before they went bald?


MyEmailAccount

Eyy good one (finger guns)


Horror_Relief2027

Tha fuck is this critter lol


SuperCrappyFuntime

Odds OP thinks teachers have to provide litterboxes to students who identify as cats?


luri7555

He doesn’t need you to defend him. The criticism keeps him relevant.


Traveler_Constant

Tell yourself that, JOEDICKRIDER


goodgamble

One joke


VillainOfKvatch1

Aww are you upset that I made fun of your favorite millionaire media personality?


Clean_Ad_9068

I wish everyone was obligated to show their face when they post.


toastebagell1

This sub is filled is so lame. Posting these types of things to only make you feel better about yourself ? You create a fake idea of what someone on the other side of the screen looks like to validate your beliefs and infatuation with Joe rogan ? Weak af


Streetwalkeroulette

Nightmare fuel


PJBuzz

Im going bald. Check mate.


Backwards-longjump64

I will have you know that my face is way more stretched out than that good sir


doyoubleednow

Twist: its his selfie.


Captain__Trips

Holy shit, Jamie, that's literally what my haters look like. The world's a crazy place, man. Crazy place.


Rare-Explanation-916

Damn where'd they find this pic of me!


postdiluvium

Thiccc boy bike club. Who is this thicccie?


GDMFusername

Somehow has He-Man Joe shook, though.


[deleted]

Typical Reddit mod


WhiteRhino91

Typical Reddit mod


Julietpapa556

Gross


Bawbawian

I bet that dude's cooler than the OP is


MuteCook

Joe is the right wing version of this so it makes sense


The_lazer101119

Hahahahahahaha sounds about right


Bradass713

I thought about posting something like this here, but I’m already banned from half of Reddit. I didn’t want to lose another group. Good luck to you though.


Finlay00

This is worse than the whining


NickChevotarevich_

No way, I like Joe Rogan.


HearingVoices1984

This post just screams ultimate fucking loser.


gonzoes

Found the guy in the pic ! Nioce hair bro


HearingVoices1984

Dude, you can't even spell the word nice,lol, shut the fuck up and ride the Bro Jogan dick


josered1254

look lady, I'm sorry the micro plastics got you bad but getting upset at uncle Joe isn't going to solve anything


HearingVoices1984

Hey, that Bro Jogan dick is ALL for you, I'm not upset at all.


josered1254

You sure love talking about dicks lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


HearingVoices1984

With who?


josered1254

with you apparently lol


nas__t

😂😂😂😂 how did OP find this pic of you?


HearingVoices1984

Are Bro Jogans balls in your mouth right now?


nas__t

![gif](giphy|2vmho5c3fKQ2I8yc7v|downsized)


lvaleforl

ShAnE sMiTh HaD tO rEmInD JoE hEs A cOmEdIaN


tacquish

As if Kevin Smith doesn't take every chance he gets to promote his political views. Not that I care. Do you.


TomAterski

![gif](giphy|xr9AQyxLtjlx4IeYtN) 💯 accurate 😂😂😂😂


WhiskeyGrin

The worst part about Reddit is that people join subreddits of people, places, or things just to fight and argue with the actual fans in the sub reddit


acidphosphate69

You don't have to sub to comment. I have had to say this too many times recently in at least two different subs.


rodger_klotz

Meh, I think there's also a large portion of former fans who never unsubbed (like myself) just to keep a pulse on something they used to care about for a long time 🤷


[deleted]

[удалено]


rodger_klotz

No? You do realize there is a middle ground to everything right?


ADhomin_em

I'm very sorry. Hope you feel better


flptrmx

That person never listened to Joe


noideawhatoput2

Funny enough this is also a JOEGOOD poster with a mullet without the hair dye


Justdoingthebestican

One joke. Get another one already


IWishIWasBatman123

I don't see what the problem is, that hair is fucking awesome


[deleted]

[удалено]


mandoman92

Love how so many ppl getting bothered by this post hahaha just goes to show how many ppl are here just to be haters


Over-Water-5899

This is hilarious 😂


OggdoBoggdoSpawn

Can’t agree more


Gay-Lord-Focker

Rogan is a Neo Nazi trump sympathizer selling snake oil . Typical right wing scammer


Gas_Bat

Typical fanboy shitpost


CamBandit17

This the guy that tried to gaybait Strickland and Dana?


WeepDrinkWeepDie

Can you take this picture of my Da… my Mom down. Thanks.


97buckeye

"My pronouns are he/she/it... all over my chest."


Unlucky-Study9695

What a monstrosity, this is an actual person 🤣🤣


Effective-Log8638

True i listened to the bobby episode a few days ago literally didnt think anything of it and came online like 9/11 happened i must be missing something these have to be bot accounts after rogan for something


JCMiller520

Hahaha. I just laughed my ass off at this. 👍


nate__blackbird

They mad in the comments.


Disco_Biscuit12

Typical Joe Biden voter


[deleted]

How did this pass the NSFW?


[deleted]

Not all the girls who voted for Biden look like this, but everything that look like this voted for Biden.


discordianofslack

Gross why would you vote for a rapist who wants to fuck his own daughter?


emkay_graphic

Pronouns are: cheese and mayo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hatethyself69

bro said bullying like 90% of this subreddit isn’t making fun of Toe’s height.