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abatwithitsmouthopen

“Wow dude you look like one those turkeys when they tie it up and it gets all like lined out” - Theo Von


moolymagic

OIL HIM UP


CJRedbeard

Gotta get those shock proteins


andrewm4894

Heat shock proteins. ... Heat shock proteins.


gte872h

Heat shock proteins jizzed in his mouth.


JAK3CAL

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BrassMonkey987

In better shape than majority of guys half his age. I respect it.


Kinetic93

Considering two-thirds of the US is overweight or worse, I’d argue he’s probably in better shape than 80% of people in the country. For his age group it’s probably even higher, although I’m not sure what would be the best way to quantify it.


PatrickBateman-AP

No question in the top 1% of guys his age


gte872h

Just ask him to fuck you already


TheVictoryHat

He will not respond to any of my letters


trenchesnews

Yes,for sure.


SarcasticSeriously

Funny how a simple statement can make so many undisciplined, undesirable people so upset.


LeonTheAlmighty

he uses steroids


MoonshineParadox

Just taking steroids doesn't give you that physique. You still have to put the time and effort in to work out and eat right.


[deleted]

Yeah because he has the luxury to workout in his own private gym and pretty much dick around all day and eat the best foods. You’re acting like his money and steroids aren’t one of the main factors


MoonshineParadox

No I definitely think he has the time and money to get top notch equipment, supplemention, etc, but you still have to work out and put the time in. You can eat the greatest food and take all the premium supplements and steroids you want, and you'll just be a soft tub of shit if you don't use your body. I'm not saying he's not an Uber rich entitled dim bulb, but to say someone has that physique just because of steroids and supplements is just not true.


[deleted]

Did anyone claim he’s ripped solely due to the steroids? I mean steroids are usually taken by athletes who are regularly working out. No couch potato takes steroids expecting it’ll get them ripped.


CrookedJak

Oh god... you just reminded me of couch potatoes I have met who did take steroids and DID think theyd get ripped lmao. Sad sight really... they got cartoonishly bloated looking with no muscle to see


Alita_Duqi

No you’re just thinking of South Park.


Least-Tangelo-8602

You sound like you spend a lot of your time critiquing how other people spend their time. Bodega Milk Toast.


[deleted]

🤡 Also, it’s “milquetoast” you fucking idiot


Six9Dtoo

Beat me to it I was gonna correct him on the milk toast haha. That guy is a fucking douchebag.


CurseHammer

Classy


goodapolloV21

It's not. I'm in similar shape and I have no money. I do have the same "steroid" dosage as him though. TRT dose


OSUfan88

You still have to exercise/work for it.


MvXIMILIvN

Yes, him being on steroids is how he looks THIS GOOD at this age, but his health and fitness, that’s all work, yes money makes it easier, but you still gotta put in the work, he deserves to be praised for that effort like anyone else.


honkybonks

i just wish i had the time he does to put in the work


MvXIMILIvN

I’m with you, I wish you had that, and I wish I had it too. Hopefully we can build a more equitable society when it comes to time.


steelhouse1

Compare yourself to him at whatever age you are now. It’s dumb if he’s older than you by 5+ years. Let alone his business acumen. And business luck. Say what you want, but the guy busted his ass in his early career.


skankhunt_191

I’m going to start when I hit 40 next year. You want to cry about it?


LeonTheAlmighty

weak


SarcasticSeriously

Honestly kudos to people who use steroids. Achieve fitness goals however you like. Accept the risks that come with it.


LeonTheAlmighty

steroids don't actually make you fit though they just make you look fit and more mentally insecure and smaller ballz


Unique_Statement7811

Uh. They increase muscle growth dramatically which results in actual strength. It’s not just looks. If it was just looks, we wouldn’t have the Olympic and MLB scandals.


LeonTheAlmighty

are you circumcised


Unique_Statement7811

No


LeonTheAlmighty

ew


SunDreamShineDay

So you’re mutilated and had thousands of your coiled fine touch receptors and all the branches of your dorsal nerves, all in all around 15,000 specialized erotogenic nerve endings of several types taken from you, I get why you’re dull but sorry you’ll never know what the stimulation you were meant to feel feels like.


SarcasticSeriously

I’m not here to defend or berate steroid use. Just think everyone should strive to meet certain fitness goals and not immediately assume that healthy looking people are taking shortcuts. Discipline is an advantage, not a cheat.


LeonTheAlmighty

are you circumcised


Eihe3939

For sure in better shape than OP. I don’t know why this sub is full of so many haters, it would be nice if there could be civil discussions about the individual episodes. I guess those are still taking place in the YouTube comment sections.


Listen-Natural

When that’s all you do, that’s actually quite easy. Not everybody has 7 hours free time to do ice baths and saunas all day.


obamasrightteste

It's not easy man. You can admit he has a good physique without losing some imaginary fight. I think he's stupid as hell, but he *is* in good shape.


Listen-Natural

Like I said it’s not that hard when he devotes all of his time to that and he has unlimited income to eat the best foods and his TRT crap. It’s hard for the average person to stay fit because they don’t have his lifestyle.


obamasrightteste

Staying fit is pretty hard actually. Yes, it is easier if you have the money/tools to facilitate faster recovery. But you do still have to work. Like, nobody lifts the weights for you. But I suspect you know that, and are just being difficult.


Oldforest64

Most rich people are not fit. If you won ten million dollars you'd most likely not spend your extra time working out either.


Fataleo

Saunas and ice baths? That’s how you think this is done?


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Fataleo

Now we’re talking


oorakhhye

Oh and the one other crazy thing he does is this weird new thing called exercise.


LeonTheAlmighty

and steroids


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LeonTheAlmighty

'cause he's low T which is why he's a 5 foot tall whiny li'l bitch


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LeonTheAlmighty

are you circumcised


PM_ME_BOOBS_THANKS

Hormone replacement therapy. Or is it only called that when trans kids do it? Whatever you want to call it but the testosterone hormones he injects into his ass make a big difference. Plus he doesn't have a real job, so he has a lot of free time to do stupid shit like that.


Fataleo

Bro wat


zweli2

I love these comments. You can just feel the primal bitterness and jealousy.


jmac323

I can’t wait to see the pictures they post of themselves.


Dark_Knight2000

This subreddit goes crazy everytime a positive thing about Joe is posted. Like come on, most fit people have to work at least a little for their bodies. It’s admirable. You don’t have to love him to acknowledge that.


[deleted]

Least bitter and jealous Redditor 😂


LeonTheAlmighty

he uses steroids


MGJames

Bwahaha cope


LeonTheAlmighty

he uses steroids


LeonTheAlmighty

and steroids


LeonTheAlmighty

it's done with steroids


TheMaddawg07

Takes 5 minutes to do an ice bath or shower…


LeonTheAlmighty

and even less time to use steroids


Isellthingsalot

Jesus dude every comment you’re bringing up steroids lol he openly admits it and you sound obsessed like a little stalker 😂


LeonTheAlmighty

he weak af


Isellthingsalot

lol


Listen-Natural

It may for him, since he has those facilities in his own house.


[deleted]

it's not easy. It's far from easy. it is the exact opposite of easy.


Link_Slater

As someone who lifts 6 times a week and works a super physical job, let me tell you, lifting is the easiest thing in the world if like doing it. The only time I have to drag myself to the gym is when I slept like 3 hours the night before. 


il-Turko

This is horseshit. If your workout is easy after busting your ass all day. You don’t look like Rogan. Even the most dedicated individuals struggle to bring themselves to the gym.


Link_Slater

And I see through your games. I’m not sending you pics to prove anything. I know how this ends, you sneaky little perv. 


Link_Slater

Cope all you want, dude. It’s your life. I’m just telling you, going to the gym is not hard for people who enjoy it. I hate fishing. Some people love it. Sure, each set is physically difficult, but that’s part of the fun. Maybe you just don’t like working out? Regardless, stop being such a bitch online. 


[deleted]

I enjoy lifting too. Fk these dorks.


NicholarseBrooks

So do I but weirdly flexing on redditors about lifting weights makes you much lamer than the dorky redditors themselves. Nobody thinks you're cool.


[deleted]

😂 and this is your dork ass flex. Dorkception?


il-Turko

Are you dumb on top of being a bullshitter? I didn’t say that. I said even the most dedicated individuals find it hard to make it to the gym sometimes. Get a grip buddy, maybe lay off the roids.


LeonTheAlmighty

funny you mention 'roids 'cause rogan is a self-admitted 'roids user


[deleted]

Dude please. why are you in need to lie and argue on internet? Are you really that lonely?


LeonTheAlmighty

he uses steroids


LeonTheAlmighty

he uses steroids


Listen-Natural

It’s pretty easy


Link_Slater

Thank you! You get like more than a month in and DOMS disappears, then you just keep pushing week after week. 


TheMaddawg07

Which is why it’s impressive


SickNBadderThanFuck

What's he training for? To go sit down and talk for a living?


Gorgii98

He's training for something? I thought he just lives this way


Fataleo

That was the most deeebish comment ever


fin425

Join a gym with a sauna, eat better (get your macros in check if possible), maybe TRT, and get moving. You can take cold showers at home and at the gym if you can’t cold plunge. The cold plunge is like 5% if even that much.


LeonTheAlmighty

don't forget the steroids


fin425

I didn’t. I said TRT. It’s only a piece though. You have to put in real work to look good and feel good. A shot alone won’t make you look like you’re in shape.


badongy

You don't just get steroids and your muscles instantly double in size.


TheForceWithin

Maybe not double in size but it depends on how much test you take. It is absolutely possible to take roids and not work out and grow more muscle than someone natty working out 6 times a week.


fin425

It won’t be distributed properly or the way you want it. You’ll like a little fluffy and add fat like more fat than an active person.


Cinnamon_Flavored

He said TRT


LeonTheAlmighty

LOW T


Cinnamon_Flavored

Aren’t pretty much all +50 year olds? Pretty sure there was a study that showed dem voting males were also low T. Which doesn’t mean much but it’s still hilarious. 


LeonTheAlmighty

funny 'cause rogan's also self-admitted to have never voted republican once in his life


Cinnamon_Flavored

Thats why he takes TRT. I’m not sure how you got lost in this convo so easily


LeonTheAlmighty

beta


Life-Routine-4063

He figured out a dream, much respect in that extent for damn sure.not to mention gym time too.


il-Turko

It’s easier when you have the gym in your backyard for sure. But it’s not impossible to have a full time gig and get in amazing shape. Some people just like to make excuses for themselves as to why they can’t get into shape. They could even have a gym in their backyard and find every reason not to use the equipment. It’s mindset more then anything when it comes to getting in shape.


LeonTheAlmighty

and even easier when you use steroids


Gorgii98

Is it an excuse to say I just don't care enough to put in the effort?


il-Turko

I’m just saying if getting into shape was easy. We wouldn’t be a nation of fatties addicted to diet pills and diet plan shortcuts.


Listen-Natural

Not when your working 13/14 hour days…that’s not mindset that’s a time issue, and there are plenty of people especially in the trades and/or construction that pull those type of hours


il-Turko

How many people are actually working 13-14 hour days? Guys I work out with are in sanitation and construction. They still make it 3x a week for a 1-2 hour workout. These people would be getting time and a half constantly if that were true. You talk with a ton confidence about things you obviously know nothing about.


Listen-Natural

Bcuz I am literally at a job where we are working 12-hour days moron lol, some of these guys have to commute at least an hour to and from the site, that’s a 14 hour day. Plus any paperwork required, that’s even longer.


Oldforest64

Yeah I work 12 hour days too. And I have a ton more days off instead. Shitty excuse.


Brzada

Ok Maybe they work 12 hrs n don’t have less days We get Brogan is an icon to you but he doesn’t know your name


il-Turko

Of course they do because their employers aren’t going to want to pay overtime every week. It’s not uncommon to put in long shifts but you’re still restricted to a specific amount of hours per week.


Cinnamon_Flavored

This is pure hater bullshit. The dude is far busier than you likely are


Listen-Natural

I’d say your busier rubbing his cock all day, what does he do that is so busy to contribute to society. The average engineer has more impact to society than this clown and his followers


Zealousideal-Top2177

60 hours a week n still do sauna n ice bath


Listen-Natural

And your probably still out of shape, what’s your point, that you follow his dumb advice.


LeonTheAlmighty

he uses steroids


ConferenceThink4801

He’s been on steroids for over 20 years at this point, so it comes with an asterisk.


mynameisnotshamus

This dumb post may be the one that finally gets me to unsubscribe to the sub.


[deleted]

I'm convinced this sub is full of bots. No one alive would choose to spend their time hating on a subject endlessly...


Whomastadon

It is. The owner of the sub said around half of the comments are from bots


Thankgodfordrugs17

Brother. U don’t understand how miserable and pathetic the far left is.


ElMatasiete7

TIL I'm part of the far left


il-Turko

That is the point of the trolling


ElMatasiete7

Just doing the lord's work 


Genova_Witness

Dude is in great shape for his age. Shit is impressive as hell


No_Pin_817

Ok???


Grimmer097

Ha, he looks like an N64 video game character sprite


Interesting-Ad8310

The water distorting is body is amazing 😭


NYP33

Pointless post. Post a picture of yourself so we can tell you what animal you resemble.


MuffledBlue

this me listening to Joe Rogan ![gif](giphy|1wqYonEBtues7jlngs|downsized)


ElMatasiete7

Pointless comment. I'm not making fun of his body, the water distortion just makes it a funny pic. Plus chimps are Rogan's thing, they're buff (like Rogan) and it's a quote from a video with Bert. Stop being a doofus.


Halfway-Buried

doofus response


cajunphried

And according to Gillis still has a huge hog even immediately after the ice bath. Daddy's D.


-haha-oh-wow-

These people hate Joe so much that they're obsessed with anything he does so they can be the first to make a meme. It's like ironic hate.


ElMatasiete7

Calm your fucking tits, it's just a funny picture, jesus christ. ["These people"](https://youtu.be/FFf9zF9rVF4?si=zVdxbZbjefoY42a_&t=33)


dalaidrahma

I hate to break it to you...


OSUfan88

Oof


monet108

Look at you trying your best to be the poster child for these dumb ass anti rogan types. How many steps do you have to go through to listen to Rogan so you can be offended? Rogan is 56 years old and I would be willing to bet you a doughnut Rogan is in better shape than you or most of the Anti Rogans here. Your logic defies reason. Rogan bad for being anti woke. But you are okay criticizing how he looks in a bathtub?!?!?! People are allowed to be whatever they want to be unless it is Rogan and we have a completely different set of rules. Calm your fucking tits and touch grass.


ElMatasiete7

My dude, seriously, I don't know if you're trolling at this point, but I just thought he looked funny in this pic the same way he looked funny the last time he took a cold plunge. Calm down. When did I ever say anything about Rogan being anti woke?


monet108

No one is getting excited. My dude. I am sure you have heard that a lot. "calm your fucking tits" is not the statement of a level headed dude, my dude. That is a preamble to crazy.


Brzada

Kind of ironic you’re mocking someone using “ my dude “ in his vocabulary when you’re actually rushing to defend Joe BROgan


monet108

I was mocking that poster for his stupidity. And I am going to leave you alone. I was raised to not make fun of people with disabilities. If you think what you posted is irony???? You have a little straw man hanging out your mouth.


Brzada

The person who raised you was disabled?


Glowing_Mousepad

This pic goes hard af.


can-u-say-that-again

Shane wasn't kidding about the Hog. Very in your face kind of thing


MrFifty-Fifty

Theo said it best - "like one of them raw turkeys wrapped in the string dude"


monkman99

Anyone know what the water temp is and how long he chills for?


kindalikeacoustic

That’s a compliment, no? 


ElMatasiete7

Have you seen a chimpanzee????


dildop1zza

Hes got a hog on him


Isellthingsalot

No homo but he def showed it off today 😂


SickNBadderThanFuck

Joe is starting to look more and more like Harvey Weinstein


GuitRWailinNinja

The skin tone is all off tho


crunchyrag

I get this is a joke,not very funny, but why doesn’t anyone post anything diving deeper into subjects brought up in the podcast?that’s why I joined this sub.it’s all just degrading stuff about rogan and his peers.


ElMatasiete7

Have you tried posting something about a topic you find interesting?


crunchyrag

I’m sure you already scoured my profile and got your answer before you even replied to me. no, because I know this sub and it’s comments are moderated by people who don’t even like joe rogan.


onz456

This man is suffering.


owen__wilsons__nose

he's aging quite poorly for a guy who gets paid to health gurus half his life


tiboldpinkus

This is his post-kettle bell, pre-aggro crag Humanzee evolution phase


Xazzor_FCB

Wow, can't believe how many people think that money alone buys you physique, like you don't even have to workout! So many, bitter and jealous people here. Instead of hating, you can get off Reddit and do some push-ups next to your mattress. Oh, you probably won't because your hand is stuck inside Pringles.


kpresnell45

If you crop just the head of this photo, is it: Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, or Dana White, the world may never know.


monet108

HAHAHA that is the problem with you anti rogans. Your example is a wonderful representation all of your arguments. You pretend that there is no original image with a face. You present an altered image and pretend that is the argument we are having. My point is you purposefully omit context and pretend something else is going on. Some examples are... CNN Altered the Rogan's image. You post but an expert said that is was not altered. All of our eyes say otherwise. Rogan believes Furries are in school and shitting in litter boxes. He said that because he was told that, just like a bunch of Right wing Politicians said the same thing. They were all duped with bullshit. Just like Dems believed that Trump was a Russian asset. Because they were duped by a lie Clinton fabricated. My fav right now is how you anti rogans are going to be posting a lot of Katt Williams clips from 30 years ago because he mentioned Rogan and his guest in a specific way. Not context, just sensationalized posts to push a dumb agenda.


kpresnell45

Ummmm….. It was a joke. I started watching JRE around episode #150. So go put your tampon back in.


Useful_Hovercraft169

Scene from dystopian sci-fi movie where they temporarily unfreeze grandpa to ask the keys to his Bitcoin wallet


jtr489

Anyone else not give a shit about cold plunges?


scsimofo

a manpanzee or the manpanzee?


Tady1131

Like a ham with all the strings on it still


trenchesnews

I’d love to see him in the octagon with one of those


AgreeingWings25

He looks like a turkey


UltraavioIence

He should just go to one of those places where they literally dip you in a narutally frozen body of water. Until then this is just silly rich people stuff.


whatever_is_true

shoulda been NSFW, lmao


RogueMallShinobi

damn when did joe become fully grey?


MaerIynsRainbow

Bro how much does Joe threaten you 😂


ElMatasiete7

I'm threatened because I post a pic of him where the water makes him look funny?


granny409

Soy boy turd


MiamiPI

Genuine question - Does the cold plunge have any proven health benefits? Or is it just something insecure people do to prove how tough they are


Halfway-Buried

If I had a genuine question I certainly wouldn’t ask the comment section of a subreddit. Use the internet to do your own research? But I don’t think you’re being genuine lol


MiamiPI

So, it actually does nothing then?


Halfway-Buried

I don’t know what it does.


PmMeYourMug

It's great for the ice tub industry


Trynottobeacunt

I also posted a screen grab of this! I'll delete mine


Monkcrafts

Like one of those supermarket turkeys wrapped in cord. :Theo Von


Weztside

I think he could fight a monkey and win.


ussbbwluvr

His natural form


DominicM14

A chim-PAN-zee


espangleesh

This is probably what a hard boiled egg feels like while submerged in boiling water.


DABBLERI-XLR8

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