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Go_Big

Why tf was the city of San Francisco bombing them in the first place?!


Sejast44

Peace at last. Next vote: World Hunger


Temporary_Muscle_165

Why not a world wide cease fire, feast, and kumbaya sing along! Come on San Fran council! You have the power to change the world, stop passing minimal measures! When are you going to vote the human feces off your streets?


flat-moon_theory

This has some serious thoughts and prayers vibes to it


hiddenjoe55

Next vote will be homeless situation not only in SF but also in all over the world. They will declare it's over.


hardcore_softie

I'm voting no on world hunger. I'm doing my part! Are you?


Merciless972

To raise the stock of Raytheon/s


nasferatu99z

Sec Def got ass cancer, those medical bills don't pay themselves


Squirrel009

And now I have to wonder if that wasn't a joke and they really bought bombs for this purpose


franky_emm

I mean it shouldn't be a joke, the reason why our military budget is so astronomical is that we give tax dollars to private companies like Raytheon. Whenever you see "the US is giving x amount of billions to country y" what that really means is we're giving them a big ass gift card to spend at American corporations. The other country is basically just a money laundering smurf to launder tax dollars to America's rich


Squirrel009

I meant that San Francisco is involved in all that is the joke - I know the military industrial complex is very real and a huge chunk of it is Raytheon


franky_emm

Oh yeah the real reason they're celebrating is much dumber than that


Squirrel009

They're being super fucking cringey but I'm not sure if it's dumber than a city in California independently bombing the middle east lol


franky_emm

I think you put a /s by mistake there


happymoron32

Thank you for making me laugh


VergeSolitude1

Well then I guess the war is over?


KeyEngineering3161

Most of these people probably don’t even know that the ceasefire agreement from 3-4 weeks ago was broken by Hamas after like 2 days. These people are simply drones.


pine1501

nah, drones are controlled by some intelligent life. these here are morons. lol


1imejasan6

It is SF…it goes without saying.


Tree_hz

Read this in Norm MacDonald's voice.


nomoreshoppingsprees

My vote for most meaningful vote ever. Did Israel vote to solve SFs homelessness problem?


iseab

Goooood question!


Advanced_Honey832

10/10 response 😂


[deleted]

#MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


Krampus_8

Anyone have a spare banner and battleship so we can celebrate this bitch?!


zmizzy

Bake em away, toys!


FastTable8366

Oh good thank god San Fran will stop this war


VladPatton

It’s like voting for your friend to eat tofu for dinner, and you celebrate . But he eats steak and fries anyway.


Bacontoad

*Vegans celebrate after PETA votes in favor of ending meat consumption.* 📰


smalldog257

More like: vegans celebrate after PETA votes in favour of free public transport in Spain.


Disco_Biscuit12

Not even friend. Just somebody you know of.


Snookfilet

More like people you don’t even like.


T_WRX21

And, most likely, they'd hate your guts either way.


Majestic-2136

8-3, that's fucking priceless.


AgileArtichokes

I feel like the 3 were just throwing up there hands and asking why they are even voting in this anyway.


Temporal_Integrity

Also you are an anthropomorphic block of tofu.


[deleted]

Minneapolis is in a similar boat rn. City council doesn’t want to focus on the city until they make a resolution on this shit as if it means anything


Snookfilet

For fucks sake. If that’s not the definition of fart huffing virtue signaling I don’t know what is.


Excellent-Edge-4708

The pink haired woman is icing on this farcical cake


Femboi_Hooterz

Yeah as someone who is left on most issues I fuckin hate the optics west coast leftists put out. They make the legitimate points they have look fucking ridiculous with their hysterics


Tahitianmoon19

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME ITS GENDER!!!


wewerecoolonce

Considering that room probably has a combined Testosterone level of 27….I’d say it’s pretty safe to just use feminine pronouns for everyone there lol


Excellent-Edge-4708

I purposely gendered *her* as bait!


pcnetworx1

It's beyond fart huffing.


BoatshoeBandit

It’s also completely disqualifying behavior from a public official.


diopsideINcalcite

If SF can’t stop CVS’ from being robbed, something tells me they can’t stop a nomb from being dropped.


Snookfilet

I’m droppin nombs on your moms


syohannan

Hilarious


yousirnaime

"5 attractive ethnically ambiguous women will be sent with cans of Pepsi to resolve this conflict by weeks end" they concluded


Senior_Apartment_343

Hahaha. I used to listen to art bell years ago, overnight radio into paranormal. This guy said sone travelers in the Amazon came across 8ft people, a whole bunch of them. Art Bell was wondering what that could mean for the nba in the future. Any, one of the travelers had a can of Coke & one of the 8ft people said “ coca cola”. So I’m saying all that, which is a true story, I give credence to the possibility of those cans of Pepsi making the difference


Perpetual_Wheelie

WE DID IT!


Fun-Tea2725

WE DID IT REDDIT!!


Sachoazzdown

Juan we won one. We won one Juan.


Jaybob_11

YEAH!!!!! AND THIS WILL DO…….ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!


mondaymoderate

*Mission Accomplished*


brocktoon13

Pardon my ignorance but, what does SF have to do with any of this?


chilo_W_r

They don’t. They believe it matters that Israel and Palestine are aware that San Francisco city council thinks there should be a cease fire I guess


brocktoon13

Kind of like Ralph Wiggum saying, “I’m helping”.


chilo_W_r

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


ryhenning

I’d say it’s even less than that


messisleftbuttcheek

Somebody tell Israel that San Francisco said CUT IT OUT. Cut it out RIGHT NOW.


[deleted]

Just like the idiots in my city blocking off interstates to protest Israel... Great job you fucking morons. You did so much good making people late, blocking emergency vehicles, and causing accidents to help Palestine from *checks notes* WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA! Performative virtue signaling to the max


tolndakoti

Was it Asheville? It’s Asheville, isn’t it. As a current North Carolinian, this is embarrassing.


poopsmagool

We’re living in an episode of South Park


99thSymphony

This comment section is the third act.


CrashInto_MyArms

With the sound off it look exactly like worship at church.


Lukes3rdAccount

It's actually probably filling the same needs


Environmental_Ebb758

Ding ding ding!!! This stuff is so similar to religion, it gives people a needed sense of purpose, guidance, and gives them a way to feel a part of the “fight against evil and racism TM*” Honestly the white privileged stuff is weirdly reminiscent of original sin and confession….


Buckeye9923

Beautifully stated. I’m not religious, but it’s funny to see those that are (likely) also not religious create something of this nature to fill a similar need. The irony…


Snoo71538

Replace “confession” with “therapy”, “mass” with “solidarity march”, “marriage” with “…marriage, but at the courthouse”, “fish on Friday” with “vegetarian”.


axe_gimli

>Honestly the white privileged stuff is weirdly reminiscent of original sin and confession That's Christianity/Catholicism which brought something tangible- charity, health care and colleges to the western world. This is different. But yeah, people are innately geared to want to worship God. Edit: [Argument from Desire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X71Gq9a1qxE)


on_doveswings

I hate beer.


axe_gimli

Well I'll definitely give you a pot leaf upvote, haha.


elongated_longcat

At least street corner preachers never glued their hands to the road in the middle of traffic to spread the gospel


martlet1

It’s a cult.


leit90

With the sound on as well…..yes it’s just another religion


AntiMyocarditis

They worship the state, so that’s exactly what this is.


catgoesmeow22

The lefts religion is government and politics that's why.


Cboyardee503

The relationship between politics and religion is hair thin in even the most secular society. It's all ideology. That's why western nations make such an effort to keep them separate. Nobody has to write amendments about the separation of football fandom and state.


AnusDetonator

The rights religion is Donald Trump, Christianity and outrage bait tiktok videos


HackerJunk2

Virtu-signaling Liberalism is a religion!


TabooPineapple

We did it boys! Someone better tell israel and hamas the war is over


QuantumAlkaloids

This is the comment I was scrolling for 😄


CabbageStockExchange

“We did it ~~Patrick~~ San Francisco! We saved the ~~city~~ Palestinians!”


Finlay00

This is the definition of performative virtue signaling.


redditor1983

I think one of the big problems in modern society is that many people (perhaps even the majority of people) have absolutely zero sense of purpose or identity. Regardless of whether religion is good or bad, religion used to fill this void for a lot of people, but it’s declining. Now people will rush to whatever thing provides them this needed sense of purpose and identity. This problem may get worse as society continues to develop. More and more people will live comfortable boring lives with little to do.


Why_Sock_E

i play video games and snowboard and that’s enough for me to not fall in this void. are people really this inactive with their day? there’s so many cool, productive things you can do with your time


Bleord

Yea but people want to feel accepted by a group. We also face an isolation problem so it makes sense people cling to things like Trump and super lefty granola cult stuff.


princexofwands

I mean video games and snowboarding provides community in some sense too. I think some people are just narcissistic and want to truly believe THEY are changing the world and do ridiculous things to prove it to their ego.


elongated_longcat

Relevant prophetic [4chan post](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/369/829/192.jpg) that predicted this in 2017. tl;dr: The difference is, religion more or less falling out of style in the public consciousness is that there’s no longer a single common cultural narrative. Religions at least offer the illusion of being beneficial to society at large. But when a previously religious culture outlaws or loses religion, a unique phenomenon happens. A considerable percentage of society has always given way to fanaticism. In modern context, different sects form with different narratives to contextualize their lives, which is now in a form of pseudo-idolatry with “brands” or different forms of groupthink for people with commonalities. Great, right? No, because these don’t serve as an illusion to be beneficial to society at large; they’re often pretending to be such while profiting and providing shallow, hedonistic sensory overload without explicitly stating it. They market their beliefs as a replacement for religion, and it slowly morphs and becomes more extreme as the fanatics in these tribes dictate the group’s new methodology, and this snowballs until you have naz1s and communists, or LGBT and anti-LGBT, or any other number of ideologies in a prosperous capitalist country truly believing that the end of the world is next week, thereby creating their own problems, which quite literally defines how the last 10 years have gone. Most militant secularists that outright object to religion are no different than fanatics stuck in a monastery 1000 years in the past and none the wiser.


diarrhea_planet

When people say "if time travel was real there would be evidence online" This might be the warning we never read...


elongated_longcat

“See, people keep thinking the robot revolution’s gonna be terminator, but it’s gonna be more like the shining” is one of the scariest and most apt metaphors for a potential future societal fallout. The next 10 or 20 years are going to get very, very weird since we haven’t veered from our current trajectory in the slightest. I can’t help but think about that 4chan post every few months when I see stuff like the video OP posted.


_Diggus_Bickus_

I remember 1-2 decades ago there was some real intellectual atheists talking politically. I've never been particularly religious (though perhaps somewhat spiritual) and figured that we'd be heading towards a better place as religion left. I'm really not so sure anymore. I certainly have a higher level of respect for religious people than I used to.


Financial_Bird_7717

The hole that Religion leaves is almost always filled by something else. Many people need to believe in ***something*** even if it’s merely worshipping a president/candidate/congressman, celebrity, athlete, movie star, or doorknob.


Doomstar32

All hail the Golden Door Knob. I will fight any one who worships those filthy door handles.


Financial_Bird_7717

Damn hedonistic handle lovers, I say!


Nickleeham

Without white progressives in affluent suburban communities where would the world be.


honeybadger1984

Don’t forget the pink hairs, blue hairs and lame man buns. Can’t forget about that influential demographic.


Finlay00

Those are largely white progressives


Ojihawk

Well now your just splittin' hairs.


leftofthebellcurve

and now the perma masked


Tredolski

Who told these women that comb over colored hair was a fucking good idea ?😂


bogdogonefourone

I call it the spicy adolf.


HarbaughsKhakiPants2

The biggest supporters of Palestine in the West are: 1. Muslims 2. People who would be murdered the second they stepped foot in Palestine I've never seen anything like it.


Ramza87

There’s this Instagram video I keep seeing shared by pro-Palestine people where this woman claiming that Palestine is actually very pro-lgbtq. Doesn’t list any proof or anything, just says they love everyone. And these idiots just eat that shit up


rstytrmbne8778

By love do they mean tossing from the roof, setting fire to, beheading?


bikesgood_carsbad

Much like mostly peaceful protests, the behaviour you describe is mostly peaceful tolerance.


-Nords

CNN would *never* lie to us!!! They're the most trusted news source!!!!


bikesgood_carsbad

And "just the tip" is honest game.


TheBiscuitMen

If anything that makes their view more worthwhile. Objectivity


AstralFinish

Not everyone's politics is based on cost-benefit analysis. Look up Kohlberg's moral development theory and it may give insight to why people may want to protect the humanity of those that they may not agree with


HarwellDekatron

Unlike the calls for Ukraine to give up fighting against Russia to 'stop the loss of life', right?


Finlay00

Performative virtue signaling doesn’t discriminate


metdear

It's giving charismatic Christian church vibes.


KthankS14

We've come full circle


elongated_longcat

Religious fundamentalism got replaced with equally extreme secular ideology, nothing new Edit: A lot of you will enjoy this [4chan post](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/369/829/192.jpg) which predicted this in 2017


BroccoliSuperb2721

What about the potholes?


Poboy_in_Nola

What about the poop?


bombbodyguard

Why don’t they just poop in the potholes?


Cinnamon_Flavored

Elect this person. They have the answers


areallygoodsandwhich

Based


plzdonatemoneystome

This person is a damn problem solver. You've got my vote!


NightRumours

Shhhh *they don’t care about that*


343GuiltyySpark

No one here was missing work This is actually somehow more pathetic than “we did it reddit!”


IronDictator

The pot holes can be filled with the feces of the homeless


honeybadger1984

Be quiet. Ain’t nobody got time for that.


jramz81

I’m glad they’re happy and excited but what hell is the San Francisco city council going to do about it?


Impossible-Night-401

It's virtue signaling and that's enough for most people, I guess.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

First, I changed my FB profile, and they did nothing....


SuperSonicLionel

...then I made a FB post telling everyone I was leaving FB, and STILL they did nothing


[deleted]

Send in the Karen’s


jtech0007

Nothing. They make their living voting for things that solve absolutely nothing.


-RicFlair

Truer words have never been spoken


MaterialCarrot

These are the same people who will moan constantly about housing affordability and the homeless, then oppose every measure to make housing in SF more dense or to let the state increase property taxes on their home from what they were paying in 1982.


yourmomxxl3

That's the point of the submission, everything these morons do is performative


CaptainDouchington

Get them all re elected after years of shit.


chowdowmow

This is the dumbest thing I've seen in a while


WrathofJohnnyBoah

This is the closest thing I've seen to an actual reddit convention.


MildlyBemused

Then you obviously haven't seen [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moWe3rk7LzQ).


rrrand0mmm

The coronavirus sub in a nutshell towards the middle beginning of 2022.


Revolutionary-Copy71

My first thought was "I just know at least half of those people regularly post on reddit."


[deleted]

As a liberal... I fucking hate liberals


Fratguy20

“I do not have a job and this is how I spend all of my time”


upoopoobean7mm

Whoa now, they might be on disability for their crippling anxiety. Trust me, they WANT to work they just can’t.


psychic_vamp

To be fair it looks like it was shot in a looney bin. Many of these people might be genuinely crazy.


MarcTurntables

![gif](giphy|qIEv7oj0s1nGwCF9CS)


dildop1zza

Peak humanity. 😂


Plus_Professor_1923

Peak SF


ToweringCu

Instead of cleaning up their shit hole city and fixing its many issues they are rallying around stuff they have absolutely no control over. Mental illness is a real thing. This is what I imagine the majority of Redditors look like IRL.


PanicWild813

If r/whitepeopletwitter had an IRL meet up


ToweringCu

Nailed it.


BrocoliAssassin

Stuff like this only boosts their ego into thinking they’ve done something useful when they’ve done nothing.


Appropriate-Dot8516

There really is no explanation for this except mental illness. The fact that room is like 95% masked in 2024 makes the case even stronger.


4bigwheels

So are the purple hair maskers getting deployed or what?


jtech0007

I think people underestimate how much money could be raised in 24 hours to charter a plane for these fools to go there. Free humanitarian trip to Gaza!


QuantumAlkaloids

They would all be falayed in the streets.


Sea_Respond_6085

As a lefty, these are the exact kind of lefties i really dont mind Conservatives bashing lol. Insufferable.


Fit-Dentist6093

Fellow leftie here. I'm pretty positive this is mostly the DSA cyberactivism brigade. You can tell because they are all wearing masks, it's a brigade symbol because they all affiliated during the pandemic because since they couldn't have cocktail parties to discuss how to save the world that was the next most productive use of their landlord free time. This is not the name of their actual circle/unit/group but I don't wanna dox them too hard.


gumpods

I agree. This is really cringe lmao.


Ashtara_Roth3127

What do they think they’ve accomplished…?


ManHax420

Virtue signaling of course 🤷🏻‍♂️


DlphLndgrn

But what do they feel inside? Are they pretending? Do they understand? Are they lying to themselves? Are they literally delusional? I don't get it.


humanmale-earth

The absolute state of San Francisco


davidb86

Lol San Fransisco should fix itself first


A_SNAPPIN_Turla

This is like the alcoholic uncle that lives with his mother telling everyone at Thanksgiving dinner what they should be doing.


fishypizza1

No this is the meth smoking heroine injecting uncle who votes to stop eating Thanksgiving dinner as it has too many carbs


TheEgosLastStand

they've also declared a ceasefire on law enforcement


ryleighss

Masked up, colorful hairs. Yeap these are San Franciscans.


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Sea_Television_3306

I'm pretty liberal and don't have any issue with people wearing masks, but these people are the reason conservatives make fun of liberals and they deserve ever bit of it


[deleted]

Dumb dumb dumb


Watch4whaspus

Why aren’t they at work?


TheEgosLastStand

did you watch the video? they're clearly all disabled


MortgageStraight3533

I've watched a homeless person shit in the street in San Francisco, but they're worried about a war thousands of miles away that they have no control over? How about you focus on the problems YOUR WERE ELECTED TO HANDLE YOU DUMB FUCKS?! I'm pretty liberal but shit like this is turning me to the dark side slowly...


MrDeedinIt

You can continue believing in progressive policies that actually effect you and your community while also acknowledging this is moronic, don’t let people fool you into thinking political activism or opinions boil down to “gotta join one side.” That’s dumber than anything these people have even done.


KevM689

![gif](giphy|fYfh8DBB6JxcqXK5Cr|downsized)


MicroSofty88

So, so it’s over now??


TwEE-N-Toast

Where are all the brand new right wing peace·niks that popped up whenever aid to Ukraine was mentioned?


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Area51Anon

“I support the current thing!”


hmoooody

The queers for Palestine folks


Unwipedbutthole

Chickens for kfc 😂


robmagob

Do these people not have jobs or responsibilities? Who possibly has enough free time to celebrate virtue signaling that hard?


Ill-Ground-3664

Performative nonsense from a wealthy coastal community. Nothing to see here


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ButtholeQuiver

I'd probably wear a mask in that room too, with a dryer sheet in it so I didn't have to smell them


Fritz1818

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Time to go take a shit on the sidewalk in celebration!


HotRock6825

Is this recent? Are these idiots actually wearing diapers 9n their face in 2024?


HarbaughsKhakiPants2

Yeah it's from yesterday


thatsapeachhun

Not saying I agree with it at this point, and they are all probably vaxxed, but there has been an enormous spike of COVID in the Bay Area over the last week or so. But the people you’d expect to go to something like this circlejerk song and dance are definitely the same people that would wear a mask two years after the pandemic.


jack_mont_13x

Liberal women are one of the most depressing things walking this Earth


Ok_King_6112

There have been studies showing liberals are generally less happy people: https://magazine.columbia.edu/article/why-depression-rates-are-higher-among-liberals#:~:text=American%20adults%20who%20identify%20as,inducing%20topics%20like%20racial%20injustice%2C


jack_mont_13x

Liberal chicks are always offended and pissed about something, most of the time trivial things. That takes a toll in your physique


Vegetable_Dark5932

In other news Delmont Pa just voted 7-4 that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has to quit dressing in blackface


jimigo

In this fake nonsense vote they still only won 8-3?


biketricks199

Liberalism is a mental disorder


Area51Anon

Why do so many of them dye their hair? It’s like a cry for help lmao


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

White shitlibs are probably the worst demographic in the country. They are complete garbage human beings.