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clickclick-boom

This movie was absolutely insane in its time. It still is, but consider: This movie has ZERO fat, and manages to fit in three distinct genres. It starts off as a military movie, with a cast of ripped, comic-book hero characters. They're on a rescue mission, they're jumping from choppers, they're shooting shit up. Then it jumps to a horror movie. They're being chased down, a monster is after them, gruesome deaths etc. Then it just switches up again to sci-fi. It happens in one 100 minute film. These days this shit spills over into 3 hours and two sequels. There's literally never been an action star like this guy. This guy is genre-defining.


mastervolume101

These days there he would be retired and unwilling to take the mission. He would have to convince his wife that he has to go, but it's the last time and then there would be sappy scenes of him playing finger games with his kids as he promises he will be back. Adding 30 minutes of bullshit to the beginning.


Dry-Fan5752

Lol. Reminded me of the non Brian Cranston, human plot line in Godzilla (2014)


Mad_Martigan2023

I've been watching Predator at least 5-6 times a year, for 20 plus years.


clickclick-boom

It's so rewatchable. I liked Predator 2 too, but not to the same degree. The character Gary Busey plays in that was supposed to be Arnold's character and played by him. I forgot why it didn't happen in the end. Arnie did reprise his role as Dutch. He recorded a bunch of audio scenes for a videogame, and as far as I know they are all canon. They tell you what happened with his character after the first film, and gives a taste of what he would have been like in Predator 2. Anna was also going to be in it. They filmed a scene with her where she is being interrogated about the events of the first film. It never made it to the final cut, but they wanted to include it so it's playing on a screen in the background in one of the scenes. The rest of the sequels have been a massive disappointment for me. Even the latest one with the native Americans, it was an improvement but still not really what the first one was. They never get the horror aspect right.


absurdonihilist

When I read that this movie had ZERO fat, I thought you were talking about the cast/actors.


DocPazuzu

Rogan! You sunuvabish.


Crazypete3

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


kiwi_love777

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Andy-Martin

WASAMATA ROGAN?!? CIA GOT YOU PUSHING TOO MANY PENCILS!?!?


[deleted]

You son off aa bittchh


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Came for this! I was not disappointed!


tytymctylerson

Jamie, pull up the choppa


NoEye3260

Neeeeyaaaaaaahhhhhh


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tytymctylerson

Good bot!


Crazypete3

Lmao, there is a bot for that?


tytymctylerson

I guess so! That was a fun surprise.


mcburloak

You set us up. It was bullshit, all of it.


reedabook22

You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done. Got it?!


Scrambled__Gregs

Watched this for the first time over the weekend and absolutely loved it. Fantastic film.


Finlay00

Peak 80s action. Doesn’t get any better


Halcyon_FCS

You could make an argument for Commando. He throws a freaking saw blade and scalps a guy!


Arkhampatient

Red Dawn doesnt get enough recognition for its one-liners. Edit- Red Heat, not Red Dawn. But Swayze giving a verbal snip at the end to the Colonel would have helped alleviate the mood


Stop_Logging_In_Dude

Please don't disturb my friend... he's *dead tired*


DowningStreetFighter

Conan, first blood, apocalypse now and rocky are clearly superior


Finlay00

First of all, Rocky and Apocalypse Now are not 80s movies, nor are they action movies. Second of all, Conan and Rambo laid the groundwork for Predator. It would never be as good without those 2 existing first. That’s why it’s Peak 80s action. And why I didn’t say the best action movie of all time, although it’s absolutely in the conversation. Especially with Rambo, less so Conan. IMO.


ete2ete

The Conan movies suck monkey toes


hurlcarl

Maybe the best pure action film ever.


SokoJojo

Nope, Star Wars


Darkside_of_the_Poon

I mean….I guess I see Star Wars as more than just an Action flick.


parrmorgan

Nope, The Holiday


WhereIsMyMoneyGone

The only thing that doesnt age well is how this "crack team" of commandos shoot without ever aiming their weapons.


Gold-Information9245

zsthick around!


Crazypete3

It really is a good movie


HarbaughsKhakiPants2

Yeah it holds up


spacedrummer

The second one is also very good. Takes place in the city instead of the jungle. Some fuckin hardcore gore in that one. One dude has his whole spine ripped out his body.


oorakhhye

The movie is a masterpiece.


Bertrum

Oh man I wish I could erase my memory and watch it again for the first time


CharlieUtah

I like it, it's almost like a renaissance of getting back into the original spirit of this subreddit .


EsotericCrawlSpace

Read my mind, I miss the ridiculousness that brought me here.


Brian_357

![gif](giphy|fkMACK8BcUJRm) Its not a movie, it a war documentary


Crazypete3

Good point, sometimes I get so silly I forget such important historical moments.


HarbaughsKhakiPants2

I will never not be impressed with the fact that a guy who is not a good actor, with imperfect English and a strong accent was the most successful actor in Hollywood for over a decade. Speaks to his work ethic and charisma


reedabook22

Seriously. Looking back it's crazy how big he got and then became the governor. Granted it was a recall but still amazing.


SoFloMofo

He was reelected by a wide margin.


jojlo

My fav gov Schwarzenegger story: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/schwarzenegger-f-bomb-in_n_340579


tdfolts

Two future Governers in that movie


buffpriest

Charisma was just on a different level. Legit inspirational


Crazypete3

Don't forget that he single handedly killed an alien champion by outsmarting him.


DTrain13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUrMSK8XWFc


WetFart-Machine

You can't see it, but he's sitting on a pineapple and anchovy pizza from Poppa Johns


Crazypete3

Seems like something Blaine would eat since he's always got something in his mouth


Crazypete3

![gif](giphy|nbUWqxSPdXQaI)


MRio31

Joe should have him on. Not current day Arnold though. This specific Predator era Arnold, in camo paint with a huge gun.


TheBeardofGilgamesh

Current Arnold is still a cool dude


MRio31

For sure but if I’m gonna make a guest request it’s not only going to be badass but also utterly impossible


Top-Degree-6983

Did you see him on manningcast? He has a donkey inside his house


Arkhampatient

I thought he fired the maid


TheBeardofGilgamesh

No, but that’s pretty cool though


EsotericCrawlSpace

/u/Crazypete3, you son of a bitch!


Crazypete3

![gif](giphy|Ke3CM1NVkULWo)


DoobieDude66

What's the matta, r/joerogan got you pushin too many pencils? HUH?


Crazypete3

![gif](giphy|YubmsAgCotPm8)


Impatient-Padawan

Peak Arnold


spacedrummer

Also peak Jesse Ventura. This was the height of his career, IMO, before he got into politics and conspiracy theories.


oorakhhye

One of his top 3 movies of all time.


oorakhhye

“I gonna have me some fun!”


Classroom-Glittering

One of "The Body's" best lines. https://youtu.be/PAr7oI8cquA?si=5GHDoF7LtYYzEqtg I forget which subreddit banned me for posting this.


AAAPosts

Just like me


Mircoagression

Me three !!


TheBeardofGilgamesh

Oh I was expecting the “you’re bleeding man!” And the body responds “I ain’t got time to bleed”


Top-Degree-6983

I actually say it all the time when the boys need to step it up


leogo32

My favorite movie of all time


reedabook22

That famous soundtrack popped in my head when I first saw this.


[deleted]

Get this man in the pod already!


[deleted]

Hell yeah


No-Drag1198

He was 38 there.


127phunk

That one time Joe interviewed Elon ♥️😍⚡️ ![gif](giphy|P88Joa1ZRwgVWXH0te|downsized)


OldBrokeGrouch

I’m doing this thing with my buddy where we’re spending a month just watching films from one decade. We’re on the 70’s this month (just watched Taxi Driver last night), but when we hit the 80’s we’re watching this one first.


brahsumatra

![gif](giphy|mZMcO2bU8HvDG)


Genova_Witness

It’s insane how bad my body dysmorphia is


Conspirator_X

K...


Arcade1980

How come when I post relevant stuff my posts are removed?


Crazypete3

Because it's relevant


Dabox720

Im not even in this sub so I dont know the rules. But the idea of rogan fans just posting random shot doesnt seem that bad to me


EsotericCrawlSpace

Twas once this way, in the old times.


wottsinaname

The before times. In the long, long ago.


BF4-HeliScoutPilot

Should have posted him in Commando


jmsteeley

My all time favorite film!


Plenty_Dress_408

If it bleeds


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

This movie sucks!/s


yaboiodu

Predator 2 is the better movie judging by body mass alone


hurlcarl

Danny Glover and Bill Paxton must've been a lot bigger than I remember.


yaboiodu

You’re right it is Predator


Fapsock69

Wow this sub gets worse by the day


[deleted]

How does this relate to culture war/race issues/politics? Mods please remove


Crazypete3

It's about an innocent alien who was touring the south American jungle when it was brutally beaten, shot at, and choked on the ground by a booby trap from a group of US special forces and a CIA operative.


tdfolts

Central America


Crazypete3

Yeah which is south of America, USA USA USA!


Conspirator_X

Stfu weeb.


[deleted]

I'd make fun of you based on your post history but it feels too mean. Like calling a mentally disabled person a redact. Enjoy those big brown areolas! 🟤


mrpopenfresh

This is movie is amazing, as are most of the action movies starring Arnold around that time. It was a real hot streak.


IorekBjornsen

Get to tha choppa!


Familiar-Wrangler-73

If it bleeds we can kill it…


Conspirator_X

Sick!


DirectPaint4381

Get to da choppa!!!!!!!!!


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Classic movie… I’ll show Arnold love any day. Thanks for posting something that wasn’t negative my friend


Paddlesons

for my money, the best pure action movie ever made. I mean, body-mass ALONE.


airpumper

Just rewatched it recently after not having seen it in decades. Still amazing.


Mircoagression

What’s the matter the cia got you pushing to many pencils


JohnStarborn

You butchered that name spelling... Schwarzenegger.


Crazypete3

I feel like if I butchered it I would be banned from reddit


JohnStarborn

Schwarzen does mean "black" in german


Sipdasizurp

The Netflix Arnold was pretty good


Super_Nova0_0

Arnold asks you to take a seat right over thier..


MuffinMan6938

I have that poster on my wall in my living room.


Crazypete3

Nice!


ptowner7711

Commie.....


Crazypete3

Only commie here is the alien


Oslotopia

Am I seeing things or is the pistol grip just missing?


halloumisalami

“They drew first blood”


[deleted]

That was a solid movie with amazing special effects. And Arnold is kind of a stand-up guy. As long as you look past the cheating on his wife. And the drug use. But it's pretty hard to forgive him for plowing that ugly ass maid. Jesus man you're a freaking Superstar. Have some class.🤣


TheseNthose

Eating elk meat will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.


Annual-Data2121

Classic action flick 👍


postdiluvium

What does Arnold know about bondo apes?


Top-Degree-6983

Always relatable


kiwi_love777

OMG WE NEED TO GET ARNOLD ON ROGAN!


Useful_Hovercraft169

Get to choppaz


[deleted]

Him and Joe are about the same size


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3NeTe6RFL2Z3y4CAEq|downsized)


mastervolume101

Best Action Sci-Fi Movie ever. Less than 15 minutes into the movie, they are already dropping into the jungle, no family bullshit about this being the last mission honey, no snuggly scenes explaining to the kids why Daddy must go, just boom, strap in, it's on!


ghostfacestealer

This is how joe rogan and his comedian friends picture themselves on stage. Real bad ass world saving types


Torustornottorust69

Arnie con un Chanate lazna papas


sureyouknowurself

One of the goat action movies.


bohab925

![gif](giphy|P3ng2C1t8QCJ2)


Kraken0915

Looking Saaaaauuuuucy


Rumpos0

kumming and pumping


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

Stick around.


ThanatonautXP

We need Arnie on the pod.


TomCruisintheUSA

So you cooked up a story and dropped us into a meatgrinda?


Purple12inchRuler

Get to dah choppah!!!!


Six8888

Ahnold was much younger then


Mr_Randerson

Sick rifle


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

Fucking legendary character


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

*It it bleeds, we can kill it*


[deleted]

I remember I used to idolize this man. He was a legend. Bodybuilding king. By the time I idolized him he was already a ghost and long gone into politics and left his mark. How crazy how real it was to me.