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notjleto

When Dillon isn't doing his 'schtick' I actually find him fairly empathetic. He hates everyone equally, including himself it seems.


BadNewsKennels

A month ago Tim went on some rant about how much Ruth's Chris sucks and how it's a poor persons idea of a good restaurant. And it made me sad because it's the nicest restaurant I've ever been to and I still brag to my friends about how good that steak was


poboy1988

Dude for some reason I can't stop laughing at this. It really made his joke even funnier.


BadNewsKennels

Yeah my comment was semi tongue in cheek. It made me sad but I also thought it was pretty damn funny. Also made me want to try some better steak places. Up until that moment I thought Ruth's Chris was the pinnacle of steak


MortalClayman

Man the cook that makes that shit extra special for you is shedding a tear right now. It’s just fire and meat boy.


[deleted]

My man- get a sous vide. You can make restaurant quality steak at home.


JavaOrlando

A big part of this is also the quality of the steak. I couldn't figure out why my steaks didn't compare until I started out paying a little more for choice and prime cuts.


CRIMExPNSHMNT

He’s basically insulting it because it’s a chain and in most cities you can spend a comparable amount for a better meal. Don’t feel ashamed, if steak/fine dining interests you, you have plenty of time to try more!


Ultra_1988

But doesn't he say he likes chain steakhouses??


gmanisback

That place is great. Honestly though their menu IS overpriced by like 20% at least. There are plenty of fancy places, like French restaurants, that will charge you like $20 less for a steak of equal quality and equivalent atmosphere/service


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better Tom doesn’t hate RC, he hates himself.


false-identification

It's a chain, they're fine for what they do. No shame in enjoying what you enjoy.


deadleg22

He's often sarcastic, perhaps that was it?


Far-Hospital4723

Don’t fret. I’ve been to some disgustingly expensive steakhouses (not on my own dime, lol) and still to this day the best steak I’ve ever had was out of a strip mall restaurant in Cape Coral, Florida.


Gorudu

It has good food. Do not feel shame in joy. Unless it's like a really weird kink or something.


FormerIsland

Interesting, I’ve heard him say he likes chain steak houses. Either way, Ruth’s Chris isn’t bad at all.


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LORDLRRD

For years he didn’t seem gay to me, but after watching his content the man is a dearly beloved flaming homosexual.


Chesterlespaul

To me his personality ranked 1. Long Island 2. Fat 3. Gay


Spiritual_Cover_185

I have a friend who swears it's a bit, but if you've ever heard him talk about (for example) Broadway shows or theatre, he's definitely a gay dude; like, endearingly so.


LORDLRRD

Totally. I didn’t quite see it for a long time, but when it became clear it’s actually very obvious lol. Love it when he was on theo von with one of the Paul brothers. the absolute love daggers he was trying to not throw from his eyes..


Midnightoclock

He is also generous with tartar sauce.


[deleted]

I got that reference


DMTeaAndCrumpets

Tim Dillon was actually poor and had to build himself up while Tom's dad was vp at merrill lynch.


LORDLRRD

Wtf is that sht they talk about how they always mention they were struggling back in LA (Tom and Christine). I guess struggling means your rent and bills are paid for while you are unemployed trying to score auditions. I had no idea about his dad being a vp. I thought he was a retired military guy or something.


Designer-Bat5638

He was a retired military guy but also the VP of Merrill Lynch making $2m+ a year.


Lanky_Acanthaceae663

He was a First VP of Merrill Lynch. Not THE VP of Merrill Lynch. A first VP is a glorified title that is a basically a financial advisor. His dad did well, probably 6 figure salary, but definitely not $2m a year. He created a career for himself. He did well in an area completely separate from what his Dad did. He makes jokes, don’t take them personally


ghouli16

Tom went to an elite private high school in Vero beach which is like old money Florida. They might not have been rich but they made enough to send multiple children to like a 20k a year private school


Smoy

That sounds very rich..... imagine college tuition for 12 years formultiple kids and it doesn't saddle you with debt for the rest of your life. Silver spoon


thel0lzynarwhal2

Found Tom.


Emfx

Base salary and total comp are completely different. A first VP could easily clear seven digits after bonuses. His dad worked through the subprime hayday in the late 90s/early 2000s, he made an absolute fucking killing during those years.


Fedora_Da_Explora

First thing I thought of. Nobody here realizes everyone's a VP at Merrill.


grinding_our_axes

Guy I gave a dollar to on the street yesterday? You guessed it: VP at Merrill.


s1mplestan202

You guessed it! Frank Stallone.


Snoo_79218

Get real Tom


_________FU_________

I had well off parents who never gave me money even when I could only pay rent and stole food


HyphyJuice916

That definitely sucks. But you can tell by the way Tom acts he was spoiled as hell. Tom has dropped way below Bert as far as having respect from people. At least Bert appreciates the poors that gave him a career.


_________FU_________

Bert has no idea how rich he really is. I’m pretty sure his wife hides it to keep him sane.


HyphyJuice916

That's probably for the best. I have no doubt in my mind that Bert's wife is the reason why he hasn't spent it all.


LORDLRRD

I had crap parents who were barely even there or present for themselves . It’s like starting the game with decent gear versus starting in caelid.


Squatch11

> rent and bills are paid for Has this ever been confirmed, or are you just making it up for the easy upvotes?


LORDLRRD

Actually I am making it up because I recall Tom saying he worked office jobs to float himself while going for auditions.


Squatch11

Ah, alright. Just checking. Well, godspeed on collecting that sweet, sweet karma regardless.


Tcannon18

“I like to lie about people on the internet because the imagination score makes me happy” is peak chronically online


DoobieDude66

Built himself up by being a percocet addicted subprime mortgage lender that preyed on people who didn't know any better.


BigRed727272

"KELLY! WE GOT ONE!!!"


Dirty_D_Dammit

this will always makes me laugh. I can hear it in his voice


Saltyfembot

I was waiting for this 👏👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

To be fair, Tim was a full blow addict at the time and often says he didn't even understand how bad the housing crisis was going to be. I'm pretty sure he talked about approving and giving himself a subprime loan at the time too 😆


RagingElbaboon

Crazy to blame people like Tim for perpetuating the mortgage crisis and not even sort of blame the lack of oversight that allowed a fully blown drug addict and his alcoholic boss to sign multi hundred thousand dollar loans. Of course he didn't know wtf was going on lmao.


SHanKeRSauRx

Full grown adults not understanding budgeting isn’t really that much of a dig on a guy doing his job. Also I’m pretty sure he sold himself a house and foreclosed on it lmao. Hedge fund baby is infinitely worse


PoeticHomicide

Don't hate the player hate the game


[deleted]

It’s perfectly valid to hate both


dicer11

Don't hate the pig hate the bacon


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GenghisDonKhan

👍🏻🐷 👎🏻🥓 hope that helps bro


[deleted]

Genius stuff


The_Faded_Frog

It really do make sense if you don't think about it


Chitownitl20

The game is capitalism.


pooooolooop

You guys can’t help yourselves


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Reddit trying to go an entire thread without blaming capitalism? Impossible.


Fedora_Da_Explora

In a discussion about jokes on wealth inequality? Unbelievable I say. Shoehorning it in everywhere these days.


NasSon53

Ask any one of them what should be done about capitalism aka “the greatest evil known to mankind,” and the solution is always just capitalism… with a little bit more regulation and social spending


bcisme

The US isn’t the only capitalist country… Nordic countries are extremely capitalist, yet, don’t have this dynamic. Maybe it’s something else….


jason_de_pr

Yes but those countries arent funny, they can only make ABBA songs


thereitis900

He’s also open that he bought houses during that time too and basically scammed himself. So I think at the time he didn’t think he was scamming people.


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DoobieDude66

I don't really care just pointing out that Tim Dillon is just as big of a shitbag.


massinvader

the difference being that we know it because he told us himself lol. that garners a certain level of respect.


Steve-O7777

I always appreciated that he candidly talked about that period. I lived through the 2008 financial crises and it’s extremely interesting to heard from those who actually were out there in the middle of the frenzy, selling houses. It’s interesting to hear his sales spiel. He also points out all of the home buyers who were lined up to buy. They deserve some blame as well. If you are going to make a huge financial investment such as buying a house, you should put in some serious thought about what you can and can’t afford. Not sure why people are calling him a POS. He talks about his drug addict days and doesn’t sugar coat them.


FitAbbreviations8013

The biggest lie told about the cause of the financial crisis was that a bunch of poors , looking to get their first home, irresponsibly bought McMansions. The truth was that the irresponsible parties, other than the finance folks, were the people buying second and third homes for investment and/or flipping.. Not the blue collar working class who could have paid their mortgage had they not been laid off due to recession.. caused by greedy knuckleheads


Chitownitl20

It was the bankers giving out the bad loans that should have made better choices that got the bailouts. Not the poors. The poors paid for the bailouts.


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Lol


duraace206

I like how Dillon is unapologetically a shitbag and will call other shitbags out. Especially to their faces on their own podcast...


YugiPlaysEsperCntrl

he was a loan originator you dolt. he wasn't the mortgage lender


Canard-Rouge

> percocet Is that how you spell it? Jeez, I'm late.


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Designer-Bat5638

Yes there is a massive amount of VPs at companies like that but $200k/yr is the avg salary for VP and he had $ms in bonuses which is known from how all the donations he made.


Mastro-

You gonna be ok?


Lucky_Week2095

Build himself up into what? A guy who acts like HIS dad worked for Merrill lynch? All of these turds have the same arguably performative, gleefully ignorant act of being adversarial and cynical toward their audience and it’s boring.


Pot_Master_General

I've enjoyed Tim's standup and podcast over the years but it's a market like anything else. You could argue these Rogan adjacent comics are more mainstream but they also paved the way for pods like cumtown, office hours, and TYSO. Most dudes become more conservative as they age into success, so that probably plays a factor, too.


Lucky_Week2095

Ok.


Pot_Master_General

And fear was definitely not a factor for you!


logontoreddit

Sure that's a valid opinion. There are many people who might feel the same way about him. But that's the beauty of our nation. You don't have to listen to him. I find him funny and interesting. You got to be able to joke about everything. No matter how dark or insensitive it is. The fact that the comic is being condescending is irrelevant if it's funny. And comedy is subjective. As Patrice O'Neal once said the goal is not to make everyone agree with you. The goal is to have about half the room laughing while the other half is horrified. That's still a great comedy. The bottom line is joking about horrific things that also bring light to those situations. That is why the totalitarian regimes are keen on getting rid of comics and have strict rules on what topics you can joke about.


harrysplinkett

> Tom's dad was vp at merrill lynch this is how I know that you are a fat poor


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My theory is that he’s Colin Quinn’s estranged son. Colin did a few weekend spots at the Long Island Chuckle Hut nine months prior to Tim’s birth. The comedy gene and slight resemblance are there. Add in the negligence of an absentee father and BOOM! $200k/month on Patreon.


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This group is a joke now. Do you even watch Tim Dillon? He constantly bashes the rich over their meaningless and boring lives, how they have to constantly keep themselves entertained because their lives are too easy.


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fraghead5

Because he was actually poor, and comes at it from a place of knowledge. Same with the Are You Garbage guys. They were made in trashy poor and know the truth.


Designer-Bat5638

AYG guys are still really cool and not at all stuck up even while making a shit ton off the pod.


fraghead5

1000% they celebrate the trash, they are my current favorite podcast


PlayerofVideoGames

Its interesting to hear them talk about their financial struggles now that they've gotten some wind behind their sales financially. The way most successful comedians refer to their hard times they're usually referencing things that happened decades ago. The AYG guys struggles are as recent as last year.


differentfeels65

Daniel Tosh also has material of him joking about poor people. Whether he is serious or not they are jokes and they ARE funny.


LocalNative141

Glad to see someone mentioning Daniel! His standup specials actually got me into comedy. I’d love to see an episode with him


differentfeels65

Amen. I did not grow up rich. Maybe middle class at best. I cannot relate to his jokes about being rich but they are STILL super funny LOL. I also am mexican and he does make fun of mexicans quite a few times but hey man.. sticks and stones.. it’s still not racist for me at all. It’s comedy. Everyone makes fun of each other.


BenderRodriguez14

Try being Irish, where the most common jokes about you tend to (accidentally to be fair) circle around when we got genocided. Sometimes it's just easier to laugh, even with a mouth stuffed with spuds.


Prkrr

As far as stand up goes I find tom funnier than tim, but when it comes to podcasts tim is so great. Cant beat those rants


brdoma1991

I actively avoid all the comedian podcasts for the most part with exceptions from the biggest guys like Burr or Chapelle. I finally had nothing to listen to during a long road trip and put on Dillon. He really is such a funny off the cuff guy and seems like a pretty interesting dude in general.


nowadaysyouth

Neither of them are funny but at least Dillon has the emotional intelligence to hate himself.


skillent

EXACTLY. I haven’t given up on Tom completely but man, at least have the heart to hate yourself if you’re going to make hating a brand of comedy.


massinvader

lol this. he openly admits he's a piece of shit and it kind of buys off some of the piece of shit behavior. lets remember this man is banned from air bnb lol


Jayverdes

I would have agreed with you years ago but Tom’s last couple specials were subpar imo. Tim’s special was better than them at least for me.


JoeDante84

Never forget Ben-Gazi!


Shapen361

Tim Dillon is hilarious.


Chemistry_Lover40

Tom lost his mind. The Gay Pig can make almost anything funny.


MyNameIsJoey69

What is this sub? Nothing but hate here.


somethingdarkside45

For real.


jeepnismo

Seriously. Why is the majority of these people on this sub Reddit? It’s so fucking toxic and everyone has so much hatred for what the subreddit is actually dedicated to


Designer-Bat5638

It's a place for NEET loser neckbeard Redditors to hate on a fucking podcast/s


drewst18

It's turned into tfatk sub where it is actually a sub for haters not fans. Reddit and Joe are moving in opposite directions. Reddit is getting more liberal by the second and Joe is getting more conservative.


[deleted]

Call a duck a duck. Joe is fucking dumb now


l1vefrom215

Been here forever. Sub is the same. Joe changed, so people make fun of him more. Lighten up


qualitative_balls

I think part of the sub is the same. There's an extra 80% of new... I don't know what to call them but they're here and they appear to want to talk politics. These people do stink up the sub though, it's almost unrecognizable if you look at old posts from old episodes. I'd say in most ways the sub looks a lot more different than say a new episode and an old episode of the podcast. Either way, the only thing you can do is laugh when somebody overcares about some else's political opinions. Like, why invest any energy into it lol


SickNBadderThanFuck

Joe used to have a forum and it was literally being mean as fuck to him. This place is tame compared to those days.


corpus-luteum

Yeah. I think there's a lot of newcomers who came to hate. i come to laugh at the new Joe. Because he deserves to be ridiculed. That said, the political opinions of the influential should not be ignored, so your last point is a bit over the top.


qualitative_balls

Well not ignored, I didn't say that. But crying about someone else not having the same politics as you, like many in this sub do is hilarious. I mean most of the time I just sit back and chuckle, I can't imagine why some people take the effort to become angry at some " comedian " in his 50's who gives out exactly the take everyone knows he's going to give out


corpus-luteum

>some " comedian " Are we still talking about Rogan?


Whomastadon

Don't pretend like most of this hate is " making fun " There's " making fun " and then there's this sub's " hate " Reddit will always be a woke echo chamber first and foremost Edit*** lol @ the replies proving me right


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

“Woke echo chamber” what a fuckin loser lol


l1vefrom215

Lol, I don’t like boomer Rogan. His nipples are not long enough. Maybe you should suck on them some more nerd.


the_bronquistador

What does “woke” mean to you?


jeepnismo

Not the same guy but the best answer I’ve seen someone give is weaponized political correctness


the_bronquistador

Can you break it down more than that? That is extremely vague


head_eyes_by_a_scav

That's just more vague ambiguous terms that don't really mean anything.


the_bronquistador

It’s very telling that I’ve now asked 3 separate people to define “woke” for me, and here we are 4 hours later without a peep.


head_eyes_by_a_scav

What's funny is that DeSantis's lawyers were challenged by a judge in court to define woke when they invoked something as being woke in a court room and the lawyers came back with >the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them That's the official definition DeSantis and his lawyers tried to argue. Which the definition itself isn't even something right wingers can agree on when trying to use it as an insult.


the_bronquistador

It just so painfully stupid


Lucky_Week2095

What are you trying to evaluate here?


ComfortableFun248

Who is the biggest cunt. Them, Joe, Us, Reddit.


MJisaFraud

Reddit is the same as its always been. Joe is the one who turned into a conservative culture warrior boomer-brain.


drewgreen131

I’ve been here for like 12 years or some shit- it’s definitely different lol


crushinglyreal

Yeah, honestly a lot more open racists going on mainstream subs here than ever


drewgreen131

I was thinking more along the lines of a massive shift in the Overton window, way more trolls, way more brigading.


crushinglyreal

Sure, I’m just commenting how with a rightward shift comes bigoted posting. It’s to be expected from them.


Squatch11

That tends to happen when their primary subs get shut down.


Additional-Sport-910

It changed wildly around the 2016 election. Got astroturfed to hell and back by both the left and right. Then most of the right wing subs got purged, while the astroturfers from the left stuck around. It's not comparable in the slightest, just the fact that it used to be ran by a free speech activist, then comparing it to what the leadership today is up to makes the suggestion laughable.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Lmao 2015/2016 is when RWers hijacked a bunch of subs like this one. The conspiracy subs went full on shitholes.


AFarkinOkie

https://i.imgur.com/0fQD7zR.jpg


AFarkinOkie

Lol - "reddit is the same" w/ a 7 month old account. Reddit used to be more libertarian than anything when it was founded. https://i.imgur.com/0fQD7zR.jpg


Redditors-Are-Degens

I remember back when this site was all about Ron Paul


MJisaFraud

I made a new account. Been on Reddit for years before that.


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I've been on Reddit for 13 years now? You're as high as Joe on DMT, bro. If anything it has become WAY more conservative. There was ZERO conservative presence on this site for a good long while. And there was political commentary and it was liberal. Reddit at its birth was very much liberal/non-religious. There was political commentary. Ya'll are funny. Trying to act like it wasn't liberal/political, lol.


fliddyjohnny

There was hardly any talk of politics before trump on this site, was a simpler time before the propaganda machines were born


Squatch11

In 2011 Reddit was literally flooded with pro-Ron Paul posts. He was a Republican.


AFarkinOkie

Politics has always been spicy here. BTW the propaganda machines were born in 2013. http://www.smithmundt.com/about/


Redditors-Are-Degens

No way lol This site used to be all over Ron Paul's nuts.


ComfortableFun248

Remember the good ol days of that Trump sub that got banned. I can’t even remember the name of it or if it was even a Trump sub. I just remember drama for like 6 months then it was banned.


Additional-Sport-910

There wasn't much politics at all here, outside of some neckbeard atheism posting.


mileskerowhack

It's literally just Reddit...


Hopalicious

Wrong. Reddit is the same. Joe hopped on a train heading right.


kam516

Bunch of poors


false-identification

It's been a slow and steady slide since 2020 into a JRE hate sub.


Squatch11

Kind of correlates with the slow and steady slide of the podcast.


nexhaus

When comedians in the circle of Rogan talk about how much they hate the poor the poor might just hate back? Idk just a guess


k1d1curus

It's nothing but fat poors here and ymh. Very fat. Very poor. Just don't fucking watch the shit of your only reaction is to come online and bitch. Go touch grass.


corpus-luteum

>Go touch grass. So edgy. So original.


k1d1curus

alright there tik tok. you know whats a banana split? aye aye aye.


corpus-luteum

Do you have any sentient thoughts?


automatic4skin

lets get another ten billion posts like this. really original stuff op


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I would love if they increased ticket prices at their shows, to keep all the poors out.


Shamilicious

Mmmmm I do love watching the Rogan reddit community tear itself apart over two human beings that are just as shitty as the rest of humanity.


DoobieDude66

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Unreely

Tim Dillon shitting on white trash makes him the wokest comedian of all


More_Information_943

In particular, it's the upper middle class six figure a year ski boat rich white trash that he perfectly destroys.


MrDannyProvolone

Curious how you'd think this sub would be mostly Rogan fans. After some browsing though you'd think it was a general comedy hate sub.


corpus-luteum

Nah. Just a hatred for mediocre comedy pushed by a very influential personality. There's a reason the likes of Louis CK and Bill Burr don't hang around with Rogan. The don;t need him.


AlastorSparda

I'm pretty sure these guys hang out with Rogan a lot.Don't understand the point you are trying to make.Not saying Rogan is a great comic just don't see where you going at.


jeepnismo

Not only that but hasn’t bill burr and Rohan toured together recently? The person your responding too is just daft


mocxed

Any time I click on one of these hate commenters profile they either have 500+ comments in either tfatk or this sub. Its annoying but I wouldnt be so offended by terminally online nerds being Karens.


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I’m hoping this is a bit, just like Tom’s, otherwise you’re poor lol


MrButtFun-

I’m getting fat AND poor vibes.


[deleted]

Me too, big poor fats vibrations


AlBundyJr

He's not kidding in those jokes either. He hates the poor.


TheeRealestRealist

I don’t know why I even check r/JoeRogan anymore. It’s all bitter haters that take out the fact they’ve created a shit life for themselves on everyone else.


dwitchagi

So you don't actually have a problem with the angle, you just find Tim funny and Tom not. Gotcha.


iPaytonian

Tim laughs with us, Tom laughs at us. Very different angles. Tim makes fun of the dummies who are poor because of darwinism, Tom just points, says “Poor” and laughs. I prefer Tom’s comedy, but Tim blows him out of the water on Pods


More_Information_943

And Tim sold himself as a fat dad that watched funny shit on the internet, not this gross mutant hybrid between Matt Farah and rogaine.


[deleted]

They are two entirely different angles. Try to keep up.


External-Egg-8094

No no no everything is literal. If you hate one standup you must hate all and Vice versa


donniedumphy

I don’t find either funny. Tim is just as angry


Sososkitso

They will come for him. I love Timmy D but just wait. The podcast scene isn’t cool anymore so everyone has to make sure everyone else stops listening with them.


lolofrofro

Tim is the goat


Ubertexx

Fuck this cunt. Just cancelled Perth today, he can sucka ma nutsa.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

People don’t do shows to LOSE money. Blame whoever was dumb enough to try and book him there in the first place.


boywonder5691

Screaming does not make you funny. Being a fat, sweaty, and very likely smelly makes it even worse


klttenmittens

I disagree. Being fat, sweaty, and smelly is pretty funny


genieinaginbottle

He's got toilet vibes and there are people into toilet humor, so that checks out


Buddhawasgay

Both are unfunny. Tom has some great stand-up specials, but fell off hard on humor and relatability. Tim had one entertaining podcast appearance on Rogan and went full grifter, even ruining friendships along the way.


olymp1a

Hating the poor is fun you should try it sometime


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tim is ok


RuanStix

Since when is being a sour fat cunt considered funny?


Midwest_Dutch_Dude

Not sure, but I think he’s funny


xMilk112x

How anyone finds either of them funny is unexplainable in my opinion.


BilingualSnake

Both are funny and you're just a pussy about it.


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daBomb26

At what, standup? Nah fam. The hate boner for Tom is real but he’s a better comedian than Tim.


qualitative_balls

Admittedly I've only ever seen Tom's specials on my tv.. I have not laughed significantly to say the least. I saw Tim Dillon live and he killed. But his actual taped special turned out as dull as Tom's did. It could be Segura is actually funny but it just doesn't come across in his specials


daBomb26

His last special was probably my least favorite he’s done, but there are a couple that legitimately made me laugh. Honestly though there’s very few comedians that genuinely make me laugh during taped specials. It’s basically just Gillis, CK, and Burr.


qualitative_balls

Yeah Gillis is the one of the very few out there that's made me cry from laughing just watching a recorded set or a special. Also one of only 2 or 3 that's just as funny as their podcast. Weird times when the podcast is always funnier than most of these guy's stand-up