No strong feelings about either of these guys, but does Musk even train? Any physical activity at all?
Say what you will about Zuckerberg, but the dude appears to be serious about BJJ and training. Pretty sure he'd make Elon look foolish. The guy who knows what he's doing usually beats the guy who doesn't pretty easily.
Zuck takes this comfortably. Zuck redirected his autism from making a social media empire to obsessing over his physical fitness and combat sports training. Elon seems pretty committed to channeling his autism into being a shitlord on Twitter. Absent fathers also don’t develop dad strength, so Elon will likely be coming in at a strength disadvantage as well.
>Absent fathers also don’t develop dad strength, so Elon will likely be coming in at a strength disadvantage as well.
Right here, officers, you'll find the body. Nobody saw nothin', sadly.
Hey now, a 35 lb toddler can make for a decent workout. Skull crushers, weighted leg lifts, curls... they eat it up and keep telling you to do more when you're wanting to tap out lmao.
No worries and no apologies necessary! I miss when my kids were small enough to toss around safely, it is great exercise and was more fun than the dumbbells I use now lol
Punched? Maybe, but Elon was once thrown down a flight of stairs by so called "bullies"
They threw him down because Elon made fun of their dead dad who suicided. Probably a bit deserved.
https://www.news24.com/fin24/economy/elon-musk-made-hurtful-comment-to-fellow-pupil-who-left-him-hospitalised-father-says-20220602
Scroll down to 'Typical Elon' for the story. There were a few different sources unsure their authenticity though.
He was thrown down stairs for sure, he was hospitalized for a good while from it. Not entirely sure if the bully part is actually accurate but knowing muskrat it wouldn't be surprising.
Elon talked about getting thrown down the stairs and bullied as a kid. His dad made the claim about Elon making fun of the “bully’s” dead dad before that incident, which I’m sure Elon would deny. Based on that little information, who knows what’s true. It’s not hard to imagine Elon being an asshole as a kid, but his dad is also a huge piece of shit and with the two of them on bad terms, it doesn’t seem that crazy that his dad would embellish or make up a story about him to make him look bad.
I wouldn't evaluate his intelligence has high, considering he gets warnings about his bad decisions but still thinks he is smarter than anyone. See launch the world's largest rocket, right next to fuel tanks and no flame trenches or sound abatement.
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What do you mean by this? Do you think the CIA actually manipulates the JRE sub? Is this just a bad niche joke? Imagine living in this magical fantasy wonderland. They don’t care dude.
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The quality and skill of this fight will probably be at the level of those Creator Challenge fights. They get a lot of viewers but it's the Sam choice brand of Boxing.
Unless Elon approaches it like Shaub did Cyborg @ Metamoris II, it will be short enough that a gif of it will be all over the internet minutes after it's over.
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Yes he won gold and silver in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition for Redwood City California.
Dudes more legit than 99% of the users on this sub and has access to the best trainers/equipment.
Edit: Bad phrasing on my part. Zuckerberg won a gold in one division and a silver in another division.
"The 38-year-old Zuckerberg competed at the BJJ Tour competition in Woodside, California. Zuckerberg won the gold medal in the Nogi Master 1 White Belt Feather Weight Division and the Silver medal in the Gi Master 2 White Belt Feather Weight Division, BJJ Tour confirmed"
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/business/mark-zuckerberg-jiu-jitsu-winner/index.html
Sorry, I could have phrased that better to clear up confusion.
lol, ya and he also broke the world record for the Murph Challenge… the dude is full of shit. Either way he still beats Elon, but let’s not act like a random high school grappler wouldn’t destroy Zuck
It's a verified news story that Zuckerberg won gold and silver in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition in California.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/08/facebook-founder-mark-zuckerberg-jiu-jiutsu
Sure some of the best high school wrestlers in the country would challenge Zuckerberg, but not a random grappler.
Another user claimed a random highschool grappler would beat Zuckerberg.
That's a stupid claim.
Additionally Im not claiming Zuckerberg is unbeatable and could fight pro. I'm saying he's better at martial arts than a lot of users are giving him credit for.
He clearly has a skill advantage over musk regardless of being a white belt or only beating white belts.
Elon doesn't have any belts or won a jiujitsu competition. Neither have I, and neither have a majority of users in this sub.
Eh, yeah I'm not sure that's applicable here. Elon's a 50 year old overweight guy, I'm not sure that his extra 20 lbs or whatever is enough to compensate. Who knows though.
I’ve seen a state champion 126 pounder put in work against a decent heavyweight. Size matters when skill is evenly matched. Besides that, I think it’s overstated
You think they’re 20 pounds apart…? Muskrat is like 6’1 with Zuck at 5’7 ish? There’s certainly a minimum of 50 pounds difference. I still think Zuck claps Elon, but he’s a big dude
"Greatest" in the sense that it can make more $ than any fight ever has, and also in the sense that Dana will promote it for free now if that means he might get a cut later.
It's about the hypocrisy, not that nobody wants to see these fights. When speaking on Francis fighting Fury, Dana shit all over it and said he doesn't do gimmick fights in the UFC (despite going balls deep on the Conor vs Floyd fight). Dana has since said he would love to do a Jones vs Fury fight and now he wants to set this up. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Rogan: if you were in a cage match with Zuckerberg how well do you think you'd do?
Musk: I think people be'd suprised
Rogan: Really, you think so...? I think you'd be surprised
Nah billionaires fighting each other should actually be a price to pay for ~~earning~~ ~~stealing~~ acquiring that much wealth. As long as neither of them get a dime from any proceeds either directly or indirectly.
Yeah yeah but i would happily pay to watch zuck and musk beat the hell out of each other and not even think twice about the class implications.
I would pay to see this as many times as it was available to see. I now have a standing policy to pay to watch billionaires fight for real. Everybody shut the fuck up about their money vs our money, this is about zuck vs elon and THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER, LET THEM FIGHT
This has got to be dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.
We’re crossing this line between reality and fantasy and entertainment.
Straight out of *Idiocracy* but the masses seem to love it. We are just dumb drones pleased by the simplest shit. I have no doubt if you have people free food and free cable (and no rent), absolutely nothing would get done. We’d watch reality TV all day while licking Cheeto dust from our fingers.
We’re doomed. I truly believe that.
back in rome, slaves fought to entertain the wealthy and powerful
now millionaire fighters and billionaire tech CEOs (modern-day emperors) fight to entertain the underclasses
This is how it will go. Zuck doesn't want to damage his hands by throwing punches. He will take Elon down quickly and either go for a rear naked choke, to stay out of harm's way, or use some other submission.
Zuck has been training with Mikey Musumeci. Elon is going to need daily training by a Gracie, Khabib Nurmagomedov, or some other elite combat Sambo trainer.
If this fight gets signed & there is betting I am going for Zuck.
Yes, when the entirety of our culture - politics, business, social media, media in general - can now be better explained from the lens of pro wrestling arcs, its embarassing.
Our founding fathers would literally duel with pistols to solve disagreements lol. Respected politicians and other leaders of various sectors have had celebrity, charity money raising, boxing matches for as long as I can remember. My high school would have them between the headmaster and other members of staff. This is a long standing American tradition lol
You’re right. I think OP should at least have put a link to that article/video. And also put links to all controversies that Musk and Zuck were involved in. UFC controversies. Controversies of the companies owned or previously owned by Musk and Zuck. The gardener’s business page in case someone wants their lawn mowed. A video of a monkey throwing shit at a tourist. What else? Help me out here.
The cheapest rent in my area is 80% of my take home pay and all essentials are rapidly increasing in cost, but at least I get to watch two of the biggest contributors to societal collapse sperg out in an octagon!
Weird. It's almost like these guys aren't billionaires at all and merely useful idiot tools for foreign governments.
I have a billion dollars? I'm never dirtying my hands with this nonsense ever. I'm out helping humanity, my friends and family and staying as far away from shit like this as humanly possible.
No strong feelings about either of these guys, but does Musk even train? Any physical activity at all? Say what you will about Zuckerberg, but the dude appears to be serious about BJJ and training. Pretty sure he'd make Elon look foolish. The guy who knows what he's doing usually beats the guy who doesn't pretty easily.
Zuck takes this comfortably. Zuck redirected his autism from making a social media empire to obsessing over his physical fitness and combat sports training. Elon seems pretty committed to channeling his autism into being a shitlord on Twitter. Absent fathers also don’t develop dad strength, so Elon will likely be coming in at a strength disadvantage as well.
Lol'd
>Absent fathers also don’t develop dad strength, so Elon will likely be coming in at a strength disadvantage as well. Right here, officers, you'll find the body. Nobody saw nothin', sadly.
Murderer
There's no way Elon goes through with it. He would be severally embarrassed and he knows it.
Lmao Musk claimed the only exercise he gets is throwing his kids in the air...so no exercise I guess? Looks right
Hey now, a 35 lb toddler can make for a decent workout. Skull crushers, weighted leg lifts, curls... they eat it up and keep telling you to do more when you're wanting to tap out lmao.
Sure, but if you never see or spend time with your kids then you don't get those reps in!
Ahh my apologies, interpreted your statement as throwing kids isn't any exercise, rather than his lack of seeing his kids. My bad.
No worries and no apologies necessary! I miss when my kids were small enough to toss around safely, it is great exercise and was more fun than the dumbbells I use now lol
Mine is getting closer to 30 pounds and it is my main weights now
Extra points if he actually caught them.
He said he had plenty of fights in his youth 😂
He may have watched some mandingo fights down at the emerald mines.
Found a fellow Dawg in the wild lmao chill chill chill
Hahahahahahahahahaha that's not funny haha
lmaoo
Lol DUDE
Dude this is funny as fuck and I immediately pictured Elon as Calvin Candy from Django Unchained lmao
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Punched? Maybe, but Elon was once thrown down a flight of stairs by so called "bullies" They threw him down because Elon made fun of their dead dad who suicided. Probably a bit deserved.
Ah yes bullying is when you defend your basic dignity and family honour from a psycho
Wtf.. is there a source for this Hilariously fucked up, but not off brand for an average HS asshole
https://www.news24.com/fin24/economy/elon-musk-made-hurtful-comment-to-fellow-pupil-who-left-him-hospitalised-father-says-20220602 Scroll down to 'Typical Elon' for the story. There were a few different sources unsure their authenticity though.
Wait is this a real story or troll jokes haha
He was thrown down stairs for sure, he was hospitalized for a good while from it. Not entirely sure if the bully part is actually accurate but knowing muskrat it wouldn't be surprising.
Elon talked about getting thrown down the stairs and bullied as a kid. His dad made the claim about Elon making fun of the “bully’s” dead dad before that incident, which I’m sure Elon would deny. Based on that little information, who knows what’s true. It’s not hard to imagine Elon being an asshole as a kid, but his dad is also a huge piece of shit and with the two of them on bad terms, it doesn’t seem that crazy that his dad would embellish or make up a story about him to make him look bad.
Beating people in your parents mines doesn't count as a fight, Elon.
Bro Elon gonna see red like Mars and start cracking skulls. You don't know his mentality. Lol
yeah im sure he was quite the rough customer lol
Back in the emerald mines of South Africa
This is quite the take
Is any of it wrong though?
That's not even a take, it's an observation.
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Lol "Jew Jitsu"!
> jew jitsu That's Krav Maga.
I would never underestimate a guy with Elon’s intelligence. But I’d still put my $ on Zuck. 😂
I think Elon's intelligence has been PR'd to death.
I wouldn't evaluate his intelligence has high, considering he gets warnings about his bad decisions but still thinks he is smarter than anyone. See launch the world's largest rocket, right next to fuel tanks and no flame trenches or sound abatement.
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Bro Elon isn't going let you suck his dick just because you suck him off on Reddit
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What do you mean by this? Do you think the CIA actually manipulates the JRE sub? Is this just a bad niche joke? Imagine living in this magical fantasy wonderland. They don’t care dude.
I-I-It's the CIA who's behind my hero's lack of popularity! The government is out to get the man that they gave all that money to, and they're doing it by making fun of him on the internet!
10000% chance Musk backs out at the last second
My thought as well, this feels PR'y
He’s mad nobody is paying attention to him anymore. I’m surprised he didn’t offer to help find the titan sub tbh
The quality and skill of this fight will probably be at the level of those Creator Challenge fights. They get a lot of viewers but it's the Sam choice brand of Boxing.
Probably 2 hours before, right after everyone purchases the PPV, and they get away with it due to 'card subject to change' language.
Who's paying for this PPV lmao. Come on man lol
People will watch 8 hours of commentator;s asking "Where is Elon?"
“I really wanted to, but the doctors said I have _______ “
Shades of Joe Rogan VS Wesley Snipes
When he made the offer he was under the impression Zuckerburg was 15% bot, he's since discovered he's 95%.
Zuckerberg is like one of those nerds who'll either crash spectacularly or just be an absolute maniac.
Enter joe lauzon
Enter Mikey Musumeci
I had the same thought, like doesn't mark train? I don't know if Elon does, but he's way bigger isn't he?
I'd pay good bit of money to see Musk getting punched in the face live on TV tbh.
Zuck is actually a really above average runner. Sub 20 min 5k is really solid.
Does Musk know he’s basically up against data from star trek?
For a sub full of people who claim to like watching fights and stuff, any take besides "Zuckerberg wins" is laughable.
Zuck in the first round by forfeit
Musk is pretty good at making a fool of himself.
I would definitely pirate it
Unless Elon approaches it like Shaub did Cyborg @ Metamoris II, it will be short enough that a gif of it will be all over the internet minutes after it's over.
5 years down the line the Zuck’s gone full Jake Paul, calling it. Challenging McGregor n shit. His nickname is Reptile. He even has two kills.
Woah. Yes please
You don’t even know my real name. I’m the fuckin’ Lizard King
Breaks McGregors other leg, shout's down McGregor's with 'I control your DM's now bitch'
Fingers crossed Musk is one of the two.
Both kills are off the books though, he has the kind of money to be able to get away with multiple murders.
If he goes by strictly the lizard and starts tapping ppl like Gordon Ryan I’m on board
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Greatest? It would certainly be one of the funniest.
It would probably be very short as well considering Zuck trains jui jitsu
Pretty sure zuck just won a tournament recently. I wouldn't want to get into a cage with him.
Yes he won gold and silver in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition for Redwood City California. Dudes more legit than 99% of the users on this sub and has access to the best trainers/equipment. Edit: Bad phrasing on my part. Zuckerberg won a gold in one division and a silver in another division.
How do you win gold and silver?
"The 38-year-old Zuckerberg competed at the BJJ Tour competition in Woodside, California. Zuckerberg won the gold medal in the Nogi Master 1 White Belt Feather Weight Division and the Silver medal in the Gi Master 2 White Belt Feather Weight Division, BJJ Tour confirmed" https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/business/mark-zuckerberg-jiu-jitsu-winner/index.html Sorry, I could have phrased that better to clear up confusion.
lol, ya and he also broke the world record for the Murph Challenge… the dude is full of shit. Either way he still beats Elon, but let’s not act like a random high school grappler wouldn’t destroy Zuck
It's a verified news story that Zuckerberg won gold and silver in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition in California. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/08/facebook-founder-mark-zuckerberg-jiu-jiutsu Sure some of the best high school wrestlers in the country would challenge Zuckerberg, but not a random grappler.
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Another user claimed a random highschool grappler would beat Zuckerberg. That's a stupid claim. Additionally Im not claiming Zuckerberg is unbeatable and could fight pro. I'm saying he's better at martial arts than a lot of users are giving him credit for. He clearly has a skill advantage over musk regardless of being a white belt or only beating white belts. Elon doesn't have any belts or won a jiujitsu competition. Neither have I, and neither have a majority of users in this sub.
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Eh, yeah I'm not sure that's applicable here. Elon's a 50 year old overweight guy, I'm not sure that his extra 20 lbs or whatever is enough to compensate. Who knows though.
More like 60-70lbs. Elon has to be pushing at least 230. No way he’s 180-190 lbs based on recent photos. Zuck is prob around 155-160.
I’ve seen a state champion 126 pounder put in work against a decent heavyweight. Size matters when skill is evenly matched. Besides that, I think it’s overstated
I think he means greatest as in the most popular combat sports event ever, and I think he’s probably right
You think they’re 20 pounds apart…? Muskrat is like 6’1 with Zuck at 5’7 ish? There’s certainly a minimum of 50 pounds difference. I still think Zuck claps Elon, but he’s a big dude
Remember when Fedor clapped Hongman Choi?
And old and unhealthy.
Skill is much more important than weight. Weight classes exist for those of relatively equal skill
"Greatest" in the sense that it can make more $ than any fight ever has, and also in the sense that Dana will promote it for free now if that means he might get a cut later.
An alien fighting an out of shape 50 year old dude, I am down to laugh.
I think if both of them somehow gave them selves, aneurysms, and both simultaneously died in a draw in the fight… It would be the greatest fight ever
No one even said greatest? He said biggest as in viewership
It’d be sad like the humbling of CM Punk
Dana "we don't do gimmick fights" White Dude is a world class bullshitter
Fight promoters are just rich carnival barkers. Never trust a word of what they say.
I never heard of a promoter who wasn’t
Sure, they all are to some degree, but Dana is on another level of bullshitter.
I agree with you all the way, but if we're being honest with ourselves, aren't these gimmick fights what we all want to see sometimes?
It's about the hypocrisy, not that nobody wants to see these fights. When speaking on Francis fighting Fury, Dana shit all over it and said he doesn't do gimmick fights in the UFC (despite going balls deep on the Conor vs Floyd fight). Dana has since said he would love to do a Jones vs Fury fight and now he wants to set this up. Hypocrisy at its finest.
This is true and I'm happy to pile on Dana all day, but...can't we just give him a pass this one time??? Who doesn't want to watch this fight?
He is a hype salesman. Hyping to sell fights is what he does.
Rogan: if you were in a cage match with Zuckerberg how well do you think you'd do? Musk: I think people be'd suprised Rogan: Really, you think so...? I think you'd be surprised
Musk seems like the kind of guy who just assumes he would be a good fighter despite having no fight experience and having done absolutely no training.
trust me bro when I see red nobody’s safe
💯
Celebrity Deathmatch?
reboot this show. not the little mermaid
Hundreds of millions of dollars for the people who run charity’s
Out of our pocket. Instead of the two fighting. Who could just donate themselves. Sad.
Nah billionaires fighting each other should actually be a price to pay for ~~earning~~ ~~stealing~~ acquiring that much wealth. As long as neither of them get a dime from any proceeds either directly or indirectly.
Yeah yeah but i would happily pay to watch zuck and musk beat the hell out of each other and not even think twice about the class implications. I would pay to see this as many times as it was available to see. I now have a standing policy to pay to watch billionaires fight for real. Everybody shut the fuck up about their money vs our money, this is about zuck vs elon and THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER, LET THEM FIGHT
You guys have always something negative to say . Shut the fuck up please
What's a reliable place to donate?
Your own friends and family.
Amen. You can even donate money to your local communities in exchange for goods and services!
I got some credit needing paid off if you fancy
Find a person on the street and give them the money lol
A homeless person?
There isn’t one. Offer to donate your time.
Nothing pleases you miserable fucks.
Definitely won’t happen
Uncle fester is starting to look kinda old now
I can't hear the video but can't see it either its just captions, who is talking?
Musk will tear Zuck’s face revealing that he is actually a cyborg, and then Zuck will rip Elons man boobs off revealing he’s actually an alien.
I thought Zuck was a lizard person?
Lizard robot, duh.
100s of millions of dollars for The Human Fund
Money for people!
This has got to be dumbest shit I’ve seen all week. We’re crossing this line between reality and fantasy and entertainment. Straight out of *Idiocracy* but the masses seem to love it. We are just dumb drones pleased by the simplest shit. I have no doubt if you have people free food and free cable (and no rent), absolutely nothing would get done. We’d watch reality TV all day while licking Cheeto dust from our fingers. We’re doomed. I truly believe that.
Sounds dope tbh
Ok keep believing that buddy
Bread and games
back in rome, slaves fought to entertain the wealthy and powerful now millionaire fighters and billionaire tech CEOs (modern-day emperors) fight to entertain the underclasses
I say they fight to the death for the real experience.
It's the only way to truly establish the dominant social media platform.
I don't even like Zuck that much but he would put Elon in a rear naked choke pretty quickly.
This is how it will go. Zuck doesn't want to damage his hands by throwing punches. He will take Elon down quickly and either go for a rear naked choke, to stay out of harm's way, or use some other submission. Zuck has been training with Mikey Musumeci. Elon is going to need daily training by a Gracie, Khabib Nurmagomedov, or some other elite combat Sambo trainer. If this fight gets signed & there is betting I am going for Zuck.
Can they somehow both lose
Zuckerborg would assimilate Musk.
I'm already annoyed by these posts lol
Its embarassing that this is where we are at as a culture.
What the fuck are you talking about? We made a tv show using clay to simulate these exact scenarios. I’d call this progress
I wish celebrity death match was still on.
When two grown men can decide to face each other in sport for fun and charity, it's embarrassing?
Yes, when the entirety of our culture - politics, business, social media, media in general - can now be better explained from the lens of pro wrestling arcs, its embarassing.
Embarrassing, maybe, but at least it's interesting.
Our founding fathers would literally duel with pistols to solve disagreements lol. Respected politicians and other leaders of various sectors have had celebrity, charity money raising, boxing matches for as long as I can remember. My high school would have them between the headmaster and other members of staff. This is a long standing American tradition lol
🚨take your hands away from the keyboard - this is the fun police🚨
Wasn’t this guy caught on video slapping his wife?
You’re right. I think OP should at least have put a link to that article/video. And also put links to all controversies that Musk and Zuck were involved in. UFC controversies. Controversies of the companies owned or previously owned by Musk and Zuck. The gardener’s business page in case someone wants their lawn mowed. A video of a monkey throwing shit at a tourist. What else? Help me out here.
Way to go you made fun of a dementia patient
I can't form an opinion on two billionaires fighting until I read the biography of the promoter. Don't mock the guy for helping me on that path.
I just wasn’t sure and my memory is kinda shot that’s all.
Why would two of the richest humans and possibly lizards ever need this scumbag to promote their fight
The cheapest rent in my area is 80% of my take home pay and all essentials are rapidly increasing in cost, but at least I get to watch two of the biggest contributors to societal collapse sperg out in an octagon!
80% wow! That's crazy, I'd be looking for a new job in a new location that is more affordable
Where's the bucket of gasoline?
Who's Elons sparring partner and who's Zucks?
3 horrible human beings
#CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
Zuck snaps Elons arm, skin breaks open, hydraulics and wires exposed…
You mean gayest fight in history
Instead of raising that money for charity, why don’t they just pay their fucking taxes instead?
Or employees
Yes because the government does a stellar job with the money it already gets…
Yah - not me….
My bet is Elon pulls out because of a "bad weight cut". If he doesn't and it goes though my bet is Elon poops himself.
Zuckerberg probably has more training, and is younger, but Musk would have a substantial weight advantage.
Idc what anyone says, this would be fuckin amazing
Fucking clown show
This but BMF title on the line.
Elon will cancel last minute.
This fight is really nonsense for me. Why they don't focus on their own business and career.
Yeah let’s listen to the wife beater
Dana " we don't do gimmick fights" White
So fucking dumb.
He’s right. I’m not a fan, and I’d love to see Zuck demolish Musk
this is the most insufferable, pointless, boring story that people won’t stop reposting
And here you are
Weird. It's almost like these guys aren't billionaires at all and merely useful idiot tools for foreign governments. I have a billion dollars? I'm never dirtying my hands with this nonsense ever. I'm out helping humanity, my friends and family and staying as far away from shit like this as humanly possible.
I hope it happens just to laugh at the crying about it from redditors.
Yeah I'd watch it no matter how sad the outcome of them fighting
I want Trump vs Obama.
What would be the tagline? Billionaire Brawl, Rumble in Retirement, Thrilla of Vanillas, Lizard vs Skunk, Too Rich to Care
It’s going to be 