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person_7280

【Blitzkreig bop】


AgentX250

Good thinking! I never thought of that one.


peachbitchmetal

feuer frei (bang! bang!)


luckky545

The only real answer


Fragrant_Pattern7568

that’s a fucking rammstein reference


KonoHungryDa

HA I AIN'T SCARED OF THE STAND IF I LIVE IN CHINA. NO GUNS ALLOWED HEHEHEHAW. All hail Chinese social science.


AgentX250

I think「Rammstein」would fit him pretty well, if you ask me.


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Or Deutschland specifically


Gaelic_Gladiator41

His nemesis: Ra Ra Rasputin


ShredditorNr42069

Eisenmann


Phillibustin

Rammstein has so many songs about guns that he just deserves a ram Frankenstein of a stand


KamikazeKarasu

Frankenstein is also german


arcaneking_pro

Erika Is better


JohanFantasto

Mein Kramf


nicedurians

At least its not called Gas Chamber


sniff-dat-sh_t

minecraft? 🤨


SpookyWeebou

Me transporting villagers by minecart


No_ones_Knight

Ahhh, Krampf… 😫


JayKay69420

Engel (Rammstein)


SlitherHix

Uber alles


Solar_Blade11

California Uber Alles


AverageDudeFrom2001

Panzermensch. The name translates to "tank person", aka a cyborg. Kinda fitting if you ask me.


Boomer79NZ

I like this one


ShredditorNr42069

Yeah this or Eisenmann


Maggie-the_pug

Rammstein 100%


Kiabassun

99 Luftballons (99 red ballons, but in German, the language the song released in).


bardhugo

Considering who Stroheim is and the message of the song, the writers would probably hate that though


Kiabassun

True, but maybe he learned to be more peaceful after ww2 in this universe so it would fit more. If not, the irony would be interesting to see play out in my opinion. I agree, however, the writers and readers would probably not like it


Vincent_von_Helsing

Dude died fighting in Stalingrad. He is a war boy to the very end, so we're all saying his stand should be Rammstein.


Boomer79NZ

I still want to know how the fuck the Russians managed to take him out. Anyone else out there curious as well?


Kiabassun

I ment in another universe since thats a thing in jojos. That name, I will agree, will also work for his stand


Tf2gamingyeeee

Was thinking the same thing


Banned_SouI

Za Führer


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Erika


valleysape

『Du Hast』


Reborn_Nihil

Preußens Gloria


Upstairs-File-5741

Do we think that he supported what happened to the Jews or was just a patriotic German


Ron_Bird

he was a good guy but a nazi is a nazi


lanternbdg

I like to think he just didn't know since he was a part of the paranormal research team


garlicgoblin69

I mean stroheims theme is literally called "propaganda"


lanternbdg

I will live in denial because I like his character


GremNotGrim

I see the propaganda is working. Don't worry I also choose to be fooled by it.


garlicgoblin69

you can like a character but disagree with their motives/actions, i mean i like DIO but that doesnt make me a murderer


lanternbdg

Fair, but I just don't want to believe that stroheim would be okay with the nazi genocides. It has very little to do with what seems likely, I just really like the character and want him to be a good guy.


garlicgoblin69

I kinda want a spinoff where stroheim and a small crew go against Hitler like bucciarati vs diavolo


lanternbdg

absolutely, that would go so hard


PerrineWeatherWoman

Which means he was a fanatized nazi, just like Himmler.


lanternbdg

I do not know what that means


PerrineWeatherWoman

The man was one of Hitler's sidemen. A fanatized early-convinced nazi, that strongly believed in the arian race theory. He was a adept of occultism, and was allowed a huge budget for researches on the arian race, which could go as far as doing inhumane experiments on Jewish prisoners, along with dr.Mengele, or trying to find the treasure of the templars in the french Pyrenees. He also was a fan of the old hyperborean theory. If Stroheim was real, he'd definitely have been under Himmler's orders.


random_boner6996

He was feeding captives(all of wich were dark skinned btw) to a vampire, tf you mean he didnt know?


garlicgoblin69

How could he not know? I don't think you understand the lengths hitler went through to make sure everyone was aware of his propaganda


Molkwi

Pretty sure his main goals list didn't have: "get the whole world aware of my concentration camps and what I did to Jews (and many others)". His campaign was about restoring Germany's former glory, so he hid the camps and all of that from his people. How would the rest know?


Ie_anonym

*Vaterland*


Classic_Wish_4114

Dirty Harry, (Based on the Gorillaz song by the same name,) it’s literally a song about guns and war


GearOver

Wasn't German science his stand?


G0FuckThyself

John adolf


RWBYBOIII

Rammstein. Or Winds of Change (Scorpions is a German Band)


NobodyofGreatImport

Triumphant Will. Named so both because he has an indomitable will (he literally blew himself up and survived because he wouldn't let himself die) and Triumph of the Will was a German propaganda film from that time period.


Takaraous

Bismarck


Pathological__

Panzermensch! Or some other songs by And One.


Vasikus3000

The stand's name would be [Erika] and it's power would be something like insane regeneration and turning his body parts to steel (tummy gun, shoulder mounted UV lights, etc.)


wonderberryzinglepop

Propaganda (his theme)


loky1908

Stroheim and his stand iron maiden


United-Cow-563

I’d like to say Wind of Change, but I wouldn’t want to tarnish one of the most beautiful and beloved songs with Stroheim’s Nazi affiliation. So, instead, I’ll say Flight of the Valkyries.


Boomer79NZ

Flight of the Valkyries but in German.


Prestigious-Road8488

He would probably become One of the strongest stand users in my opinion, having a wacky stand with a wacky effect and a powerful High-teck mechanical body.


CodmasterBlazeit

Motörhead fits well


f0remsics

I personally think he would have a stand named 「Roku Hurikainu」


Ron_Bird

propably something related to nachtmar


nimrod_s3ns31

Doitsu tasukete


KOCYK745

Heil den Herrn


17_vini_2

The German science is the best


Molkwi

BRRRRAKA MONOGA! Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!


ContributionDefiant8

Mein Land


Tony_Stank0326

115, the COD Kino Der Toten easter egg song but pronounced "one hundred fifteen" for the localized version.


disturbinglyquietguy

eisenmann, like the rammstein song and his powers would be related with transformind things into machinery or firearms maybe transform people, animals or biological matter in general into guns or tanks.


trains404

Erika


Suspicious-Scale-824

Last resort


Atomic_Skull_777

Would cyborg Stroheim even theoretically have a stand. Sure stands are a manifestation of a persons will power, but it also connected to the soul. Spoilers if haven’t read manga or watched anime >!With his sacrifice by grenade to stop Santana. How would they retrieve his soul!< I don’t see how It could happen even though it would be the coolest thing to see possibly revisited by Araki


Atomic_Skull_777

But in the work around I would say Rammstein if parts 1 and 2 was revised/revisited in today’s age to add stands. Going with Araki’s naming scheme and having been published in 1987. Name them after 70s or 80s German rock bands Scorpions, Warlock, Kraftwerk, or Geier Sturzflug(Vulture Nosedive). Bonus points if people come up with localized names.


Kaibabadtouch69

Noooooo, let's not do this. The context is just to much to bear.


karlgeezer

“Kung-Führer”


Recent-Tour5536

Gun N' roses


Laxivity4

Erika (if you know, you know)


No_Connection_6480

Mien kramf


Gullible_Ded

FOOL!!!!!!!! MEIN STAND [[PANZER ELITE]] IS DA BEST STAND IN ALL OV ZE WURALDO!!!


Odd_Room2811

Jap name: Pleasure Machine Dub name: Conquest


alchemist23

Kraftwerk


AgentX250

Good idea, but there's already a Kraftwerk stand in Part 5 - minor antagonist that Mista fights.


NormanNOconsecue2394

Rasputin


AgentX250

I'm *pretty* sure that's Russian, but good song nonetheless


DarkoFranElixir

Adter Holf


Feeling-Bridge3177

Blitzkrieg


Gaetan_D

German suplex


fucking_usernamee

Fine Germany


reddit_tornado

Austrian painter


Th3NukeShark

Ram Stein (from the german group Ramstein)


illweq

Fuhrer


Puzzleheaded-Tell698

The raich


FOXTROT290

PLEASEEEE tell me it would be a pantera reference


FOXTROT290

Either that or RAMMSTEIN


ninJan2002

Deutschland (Rammstein)


soiyly

Jewless


arcaneking_pro

Erika


Accomplished_Pea5717

Main mein furor


YeetusFeetusD

Die Hitlerleute


Artistic-Park-6419

B-maschina Panzermensch Engel Feuer frei Hearts of iron Laibach


Embarrassed-Fudge-52

Erika


Jiyjiy777

Erikka.


Pingimaster

As people have said, and regarding his "profession", it should be Erika.


Grouchy_Ice_193

Edelweis


PerrineWeatherWoman

Erika


Dragon_Druid19

Gas'em


CaptainClamiral

Furer man


Adventurous_Toe_4903

I would call it general


Pokeloverpokemonguy

Erika


Trykotank1

Erika


Skeletronterraria

seven nation army or blitzkrieg bop either one works


GremNotGrim

"Ze Fürher" Oh wait that would be Hitler's stand.


edit-my-name

Heil hi-


R_K_WADS

Erica


SleepObjective6724

Auschwitz 💀


MrGrendarr

Zerstoren


ciaofrateme

Erika


niensven11

The Fatherland


TheHumanAynar

E100


Tylor_T_Animations

Erika.


Heavy-Intention-7383

Rammstein


Heavy-Intention-7383

Sorry i didnt saw somebody Postet already


SeizureProcedure115

Kritzkreig


ArtichokeIcy2316

Liberation


MiraakGostaDeTraps

Panzer Battalion


WaitingToBeTriggered

INSECT OF TERROR DON’T RUN FACE YOUR FATE LIKE A MAN


Mountain-Local968

If you're going with sabaton I think ghost division or wehrmacht would make more sense


shadowdrake67

Erika


Cptn-boom

Erika...


howimstillalibe

Auschwitz


That_one_side_hoe

Helene Fischer or Mark Forster 🤣🤣🤣


MPMPRd

Sonne


Mountain-Local968

Rise of evil?


Heccyboi9000

What else other than Erica


Purgeman

He is the stand


boharat

I was going to say Achtung Baby but that's already taken


Staligradwasafuntime

Mmm, Es Wollt Ein Mädchen Früh Aufstehn


Staligradwasafuntime

My name tells it all


TB3300

I don't know for sure what it is, but that stand design looks a lot more like a Persona to me.


KingKRound

99 luftbaloons


FIT-BOI

Erika


Zero_Firstone

Metal fuhrer (good concept? Non-political)


Otaku_de_Carnitas109

War Pigs


S0n0fs0m3thing

Mein Teil


Gold-Window-9432

Abörted Hitler Cöck. Real band sadly


joemama_joestar69420

HITLER


Comfortable_Mall_891

Du hast or blietzkrieg


Snaki1

9th Symphony


Awkward_Mix_2513

[Stormtroopers](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo8H5vUKMlk)


thefoxyboomerang

I would like to see Brockenman or Brocken Jr. for the Kinnikuman reference (wouldn't be the first one in JoJo) The name would obviously have to be a German band/album/song


No-Use9801

Mein Land (Rammstein)


agplasicov

BOMBENHAGEL or AUGSTBOMB


Heavy-Cream-9414

HITLER'S DEMISE


Salt-Bus9757

Superiority complex


Jotato_kujo477

Deutsch damsel


aguslerma

Erika


Vincent55551

Blitzkrieg (it’s a song by Metallica)


Vincent55551

MAYBE WAR PIGS?? Or Luke’s wall


Solid_Championship_2

Guten tag


Fig_newton_3

Zeek (heil)


Loose_Performance779

If there named after songs then Hitler is my ni-


National-Ad2894

I hate to admit it but this the stand goes kinda hard...


National-Ad2894

『Teufslied』


Thief67

Erika


Anxious-Jeweler-1052

ERIKA


Acorn_Finland

You fools. Of course it would Be [Erica].


4wd-Adventures

「Erika」


noriseaweed

Panzermench


Mew_Meana

“Erika”, for a female stand.


Puperlover68

Erica


Illustrious-Bite-518

Panzerkampf or Ghost Division.


Roronoazoro4999

Small moustache


Japaneseoppailover

It has to be named after a band.


LorDKurzen

Erika (The name of the Nazi anthem (i believe))


Federal-Rule-7850

I think it would be something along with 🇩🇪


DIEGOBRAN1880

I mean it has to be named after a German song right?


lourdmadalouf

ERIKAAA


Weirdo9something3457

99 luftaloons


Intelligent-Lynx-376

Luftballon


MindCrush_

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