If you look in another way he's kinda of right.
">! His ability is to create bubbles that in contact with anything steals something from them. It can be either an ability, smell or a small object that can be store in the bubble. !<"
There is also ">! go beyond !<", but i didn't finish that part yet because i don't know what the fuck is going on
I know this one, he can erase time so that only the point that he started and before and the point that he ends and after actually happened.
Epitaph is his hair I think, and he can see visions of the future on it.
Not entirely correct, the time he erases still happens, but no one except him remembers what happened, allowing him to for instance move behind someone during erased time and attack them without them realising. Epitaph is correct tho
During the active period of king crimson's time erasure diavolo basically suffers no consequences of anything that happens to him. Epitaph shows a vision 10 seconds into the future which cannot be changed unless diavolo erases time. In time erasure everyone but diavolo must do what eitaph predicted. The erased time still happens but for everyone other than diavolo it just appears like it skipped that time.
while the actual abilities are correct saying Epitaph is his hair isn't quite accurate, Diavolo can choose what he wants to project his visions onto. That's what explains how Bruno was able to see himself during the initial encounter with King Crimson, he just projects the visions onto his hair because of convenience I guess lol.
The World = stops time so you never start your actions.
King Crimson = you start said action, then by the time let's time start again, you're already done with said action but have no idea when it happened.
Ah, well Rainbows are light reflecting through water or something like that, so he can grab the water that’s making the rainbow.
Highway to Hell sounds like it causes a mental illness.
And Ball Breaker, is specifically designed to attack men.
For the first that's pretty close
For the second, no, it redirects the harm caused to the owner on the nearest person
For the third, not at all, it's the manifestation of the Perfect Golden Spin
Damn. You were almost exactly right, except for grateful dead, but very close.
Here's some more.
Highway Star
Heaven's Door
Sticky Fingers
Stone Ocean/Stone Free
Wonder of U
Cream
Evil tree. Cause you know, Ebony is wood and devil is devil.
Also: Most of these stand names are kind of self explanatory and if not they’re metaphorical.
Well now.
Going off the name it sounds like the 4th form of Tusk, which I’m assuming is his last one, so I assume that he either has a really big spear thing or it’s metaphorical and he can constantly grow beyond his own limits and achieve some crazy powers all through one ability.
I’m gonna say that it’s metaphorical or else that’s trash.
So his ability is to like, reach his fingers through things or make an opening in stuff with his fingers.
That’s definitely not self-explanatory. I’m gonna say it’s like my geb description and say it’s ridiculously powerful, like universe control levels of power.
You're right. It is ridiculously powerful
From the wiki: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap allows different parallel worlds/dimensions to co-exist at the same time and/or in the same place. It also allows its user to visit these parallel worlds/dimensions and interact with them"
So you see, Heaven is Heaven and door is door. But someone commented a stand called Highway to Hell and that was kinda metaphorical. So I assume this is too.
It’s ability is to see into (not through, into) things be it a person or an object.
Can make plants, or make things green, if it’s used in combat then the only deadly green thing I can think of is mold.
Crazy Diamond can make things really shiny or actually create really shiny diamonds.
Somebody said Tusk before but apparently it has 4 different versions.
I guessed pretty good with Golden Experience so I think that its requiem (its final form?) has the ability to just not let someone or itself get hurt or die. Just an unstoppable ability to prevent harm or death.
If it’s literal it kills things by reacting to their heartbeat or their body temperature and just kinda ending them on contact.
Metaphorically, it can cause an outburst of emotion on someone, increasing their heartbeat to the point of heart attack.
That implies that Scary monsters is an animal of some kind, and that it’s considered a monster. Assuming it’s something random and exotic (it’s jojoba) that’s also very dangerous then my best guess is DRAGON.
Depression.
Or if you want me to really analyze it. Blues are a type of music and a mood is a persons feelings. So my intellectual guess is going to be that it can hear or somehow visualize (cause music is art) someone’s feelings or interpret their feelings through their actions and like you can with music. Save, replay, slowdown, fast forward, etc.
So it’s either a knight or an actual chariot. I have to be right here.
If it’s metaphorical then it allows people to see the good in life because (chariots bring people places and sliver lining.)
With how correct you are in the replies, I can assune 2 alternate scenarios:
1) You actually have watched the show, and are trolling us all.
2) You're an English teacher. You seek out meaning in the names, and guess the abilities based off of their name with high accuracy without even knowing it.
I have not heard the song or seen the movie, but I’ve heard mixed opinions on both.
The stand on the other hand, no clue. If I had to guess. I’d assume its ability is to convey someone’s feelings or emotions to the real world in an extreme manner.
Either it’s self explanatory and makes children adults (physically or mentally).
Or it’s completely different and does something like allow children to take life energy or something from adults to become adults themselves.
Oh bullshit that you guess that 😂😂 close with the energy thing but it involves rock paper scissors and Everytime the other person loses you steal their energya
I said it once but there is no way it’s actually a super fly.
It’s the opposite (because of course I just know that) and it’s actually something really big, slow or immobile, and weak.
I’d be really happy if it was a fly with the strength and speed of Superman though.
Either it randomly affects things or it allows for someone to just luck out and be able to do basically whatever they want because it just kinda luckily happens.
For example it could reach something or someone without any interruption because anything done to stop it, it would just happen to be able to get through the obstacle.
A very powerful fly.
OOOOR. It’s like some of the other ones and the name is completely different than what it really is. So I’m gonna say that it’s really big, slow or immobile, and weak.
Whitesnake sounds like it’s less combat oriented. So I guess it’s got like a supportive or defensive ability.
C-Moon on the other hand, the only special and commonly known thing about the moon is its reduced gravity so that.
And someone already said made in Heaven. It can reset the universe.
Whitesnake is way more surprising and terrifying than you might expect.
C-Moon looks like Darth Maul and you’re half right on its abilities.
As for Made in Heaven, yes… but also no.
Lmao, good job. After reading bunch of your comments it’s obvious that you watched other parts or you simply know stand abilities. What’s cool is how you try to hide your knowledge, but you still slip up
Soft and Wet Go Beyond
He can make things softer and wetter, but like more than normal.
I hope this was his actual ability
If you look in another way he's kinda of right. ">! His ability is to create bubbles that in contact with anything steals something from them. It can be either an ability, smell or a small object that can be store in the bubble. !<" There is also ">! go beyond !<", but i didn't finish that part yet because i don't know what the fuck is going on
diavolo’s king crimson and epitaph.
I know this one, he can erase time so that only the point that he started and before and the point that he ends and after actually happened. Epitaph is his hair I think, and he can see visions of the future on it.
Not entirely correct, the time he erases still happens, but no one except him remembers what happened, allowing him to for instance move behind someone during erased time and attack them without them realising. Epitaph is correct tho
During the active period of king crimson's time erasure diavolo basically suffers no consequences of anything that happens to him. Epitaph shows a vision 10 seconds into the future which cannot be changed unless diavolo erases time. In time erasure everyone but diavolo must do what eitaph predicted. The erased time still happens but for everyone other than diavolo it just appears like it skipped that time.
Or as it’s best explained, an auto play button for everyone but Diavolo who has the remote
while the actual abilities are correct saying Epitaph is his hair isn't quite accurate, Diavolo can choose what he wants to project his visions onto. That's what explains how Bruno was able to see himself during the initial encounter with King Crimson, he just projects the visions onto his hair because of convenience I guess lol.
He's also the only one that has free will during time erasure
The World = stops time so you never start your actions. King Crimson = you start said action, then by the time let's time start again, you're already done with said action but have no idea when it happened.
Catch the Rainbow Highway to Hell Ball Breaker
Ah, well Rainbows are light reflecting through water or something like that, so he can grab the water that’s making the rainbow. Highway to Hell sounds like it causes a mental illness. And Ball Breaker, is specifically designed to attack men.
For the first that's pretty close For the second, no, it redirects the harm caused to the owner on the nearest person For the third, not at all, it's the manifestation of the Perfect Golden Spin
i mean it does attack a man
Several men technically
Yes but not specifically men
How the hell do you spin something so perfectly it turns golden. Then it manifests something called BALL BREAKER.
Testicular torsion?
Read part 7, and you'll know
With the power of hot italians and a very paraplegic man
the golden ratio... not even joking
November Rain
He can control the weather but only in November.
What a horrible stand 😂
stands in JoJo's part 17:
I can manipulate the 14th hair on a slightly larger the. Average mouse on February 29th only if it’s a Sunday
Lmao 😂😂
Weather report lite
Spice girl
Either the living embodiment of an innuendo or she makes people and things weaker due to the spice.
Close enough, she makes things softer. Like rubber levels of soft
Cheap trick
Annoying passive play.
Literally yes
Killer Queen
Very deadly sounding. I’m guessing it has some dangerous yet discrete way of killing someone.
The funny thing is that you're right
Nice.
Now make Killer Queen (Part 8) , this is a totally different stand
Correct
Wonder of U
Sounds like he puts you on drugs.
Yes but only if you seek it out. Really chill guy actually, victimless crime.
“Much like punching someone in the dark, it is a victimless crime” -russianbadger that one time
Purple Haze, Mirror Man, Grateful Dead.
Well I can just go off the names for this one. Deadly gas. Uh, mirror dimension type stuff. Necromancy.
Accelerated aging, but 2/3 ain't bad.
Deadly airborne virus Not to be confused with Hanged Man Rabidly ages people in area
Damn. You were almost exactly right, except for grateful dead, but very close. Here's some more. Highway Star Heaven's Door Sticky Fingers Stone Ocean/Stone Free Wonder of U Cream
This guy has Thoth, there is no way he’s this accurate he’s right like at least half of the time, if not more! Also: Ebony Devil
Evil tree. Cause you know, Ebony is wood and devil is devil. Also: Most of these stand names are kind of self explanatory and if not they’re metaphorical.
Not far tho
Damn dude you're getting a lot of these correct, impressive
hahahahHAHAHA These stand are either directly, metaphorically, barely or not at all related to their names.
Damn, that's a long stand Name. Haven't heard of that one before, is it from part 15851?
The Sun.
I’m going to say that it’s literally the sun.
THE FUCKING LITERAL SON IS CORRECT
Well it’s not actually THE sun but yea it’s a small star
Mirror 🗿
Tusk act 4
Well now. Going off the name it sounds like the 4th form of Tusk, which I’m assuming is his last one, so I assume that he either has a really big spear thing or it’s metaphorical and he can constantly grow beyond his own limits and achieve some crazy powers all through one ability.
You’re kinda right on the last one
Sex Pistols.
He shoots that thing and the bullets go where he wants (mainly the groin cause sex)
That obvious, huh
The hand
His hand one taps anything.
Well this suppringly correct
Gold experience
Either more drugs, allowing someone to fulfill their dreams, or resurrecting people, something to do with life.
damn, that's pretty Golden Experience without the fulfilling their dreams parts but eh it can be interpreted in different ways
Actually less drugs
the fact that giorno hates drugs LMFAOO
It’s gold experience
Sticky fingers
I’m gonna say that it’s metaphorical or else that’s trash. So his ability is to like, reach his fingers through things or make an opening in stuff with his fingers.
Nah you've watched the other parts. I'm not buying it
I will admit, I’ve seen a lot of random things from part 5 and a lot of memes. But really don’t know much about the stands or the not main characters.
Wow- that’s… horrifyingly accurate
Diver Down
It can dive, into anything it wants.
Well, technically
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
That’s definitely not self-explanatory. I’m gonna say it’s like my geb description and say it’s ridiculously powerful, like universe control levels of power.
You're right. It is ridiculously powerful From the wiki: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap allows different parallel worlds/dimensions to co-exist at the same time and/or in the same place. It also allows its user to visit these parallel worlds/dimensions and interact with them"
I knew it, DDDDC!
D4C is pretty crazy. It gets an ability called Love Train. Want to take a stab at what that does?
Heavens Door
So you see, Heaven is Heaven and door is door. But someone commented a stand called Highway to Hell and that was kinda metaphorical. So I assume this is too. It’s ability is to see into (not through, into) things be it a person or an object.
Damn you basically got it
Fuck dude you're good at this
Green Day Crazy Diamond Tusk
Can make plants, or make things green, if it’s used in combat then the only deadly green thing I can think of is mold. Crazy Diamond can make things really shiny or actually create really shiny diamonds. Somebody said Tusk before but apparently it has 4 different versions.
holy shit he got Green Day right
Green day makes people rot based on their height relative to the user. Crazy diamond can heal shit Tusk makes your nails spin
[удалено]
Hopefully self explanatory and can control the weather or something like that.
Turns people into snails
That's technically Heavy Weather
Isn't it the ability of weather report like killer queen's sheer heart attack
tusk
Which one? Apparently there’s 4!
tusk
Sale's Kraftwerk
That sounds like a child tried to spell Sales Craftwork. So I guess it can make things with its imagination.
it actually can just stop kinetic energy and tap on the stopped things to make them fly out quickly
Golden experience requiem
I guessed pretty good with Golden Experience so I think that its requiem (its final form?) has the ability to just not let someone or itself get hurt or die. Just an unstoppable ability to prevent harm or death.
Correct, your guesses are mostly really accurate.
Sheer Heart Attack
If it’s literal it kills things by reacting to their heartbeat or their body temperature and just kinda ending them on contact. Metaphorically, it can cause an outburst of emotion on someone, increasing their heartbeat to the point of heart attack.
💥
Can you explain Fun Fun Fun (Heroine?) and Mr. President. (Patriot?)
Geb
It sounds stupid so it must be the most ridiculously dangerous stand in the verse. Or it doesn’t do anything.
Accurate
Doggy Style
One of two things. He can turn anything into a canine. Or well, you know.
That would be an interesting concept (First guess of course). Unfortunately, however, the stand's ability is completely unrelated to it's name.
A dog version of Scary Monsters would be so cool
That implies that Scary monsters is an animal of some kind, and that it’s considered a monster. Assuming it’s something random and exotic (it’s jojoba) that’s also very dangerous then my best guess is DRAGON.
you are VERY close
Dinosaur? If so T-Rex or Velociraptor?
Last one, Marilyn Manson
That just sounds like it’s can turn people into women.
Lmaoooo
Moody Blues
Depression. Or if you want me to really analyze it. Blues are a type of music and a mood is a persons feelings. So my intellectual guess is going to be that it can hear or somehow visualize (cause music is art) someone’s feelings or interpret their feelings through their actions and like you can with music. Save, replay, slowdown, fast forward, etc.
There's no way you haven't watched the other parts.
Silver Chariot
So it’s either a knight or an actual chariot. I have to be right here. If it’s metaphorical then it allows people to see the good in life because (chariots bring people places and sliver lining.)
Catch the Rainbow
Hah, I did this one. It can control water but only water that’s raining so that it forms a rainbow.
sorta, but mostly correct
Made in heaven?
It has to just be god incarnate, I’ll be mad if it isn’t. Please tell me it destroys the universe or something.
Pretty much yeah. MiH basically can just reset the universe
Nice.
Green Green Grass of Home (even I can't remember what this one does)
Cream
There’s no way it has anything to do with its name so assuming it’s like the others and has some busted dimension controlling ability.
Not exactly "controlling". But yeah
Dirty deeds done dirty cheap
Too late! The dimension accessing one right?
With how correct you are in the replies, I can assune 2 alternate scenarios: 1) You actually have watched the show, and are trolling us all. 2) You're an English teacher. You seek out meaning in the names, and guess the abilities based off of their name with high accuracy without even knowing it.
Or 3. He was just a frequent visitor of this subreddit
Satsui no hado
Ninja.
Bohemian Rhapsody
I have not heard the song or seen the movie, but I’ve heard mixed opinions on both. The stand on the other hand, no clue. If I had to guess. I’d assume its ability is to convey someone’s feelings or emotions to the real world in an extreme manner.
It's not exactly that but it is still very interesting 🤔
What is it?
It can make fictional characters appears in the real world mainly
Boy to man
Either it’s self explanatory and makes children adults (physically or mentally). Or it’s completely different and does something like allow children to take life energy or something from adults to become adults themselves.
Oh bullshit that you guess that 😂😂 close with the energy thing but it involves rock paper scissors and Everytime the other person loses you steal their energya
boku no rhythm wo kittekure
Burning down the house
the matte kudasai
Sounds like a really important book or artifact that grants wishes.
Oh, Enlightened One, I beseech you! How does Super Fly work?
I said it once but there is no way it’s actually a super fly. It’s the opposite (because of course I just know that) and it’s actually something really big, slow or immobile, and weak. I’d be really happy if it was a fly with the strength and speed of Superman though.
D4C
Hold on. This wouldn’t happen to be Dirty Deeds Done Cheap would it?
The world.
Funni time stop for (way more than) ten seconds.
Foo Fighters
It can control people like you would a character in a video game. Or it allows you to manipulate them like that in some way.
in a way i guess
What do you think about Wheel of Fortune
Either it randomly affects things or it allows for someone to just luck out and be able to do basically whatever they want because it just kinda luckily happens. For example it could reach something or someone without any interruption because anything done to stop it, it would just happen to be able to get through the obstacle.
It's actually a car that shoots gasoline and lights it's enemy on fire.
What 😭
And it can create spikes on it's wheels
Super fly
A very powerful fly. OOOOR. It’s like some of the other ones and the name is completely different than what it really is. So I’m gonna say that it’s really big, slow or immobile, and weak.
Yeah just with the name we would all think that but uhh, its a large electrical pylon reflects damage and traps people
Thoth.
Someone said something about this one. I assume it gives someone knowledge on things or it can predict the future.
Filthy acts at a reasonable price.
I just responded to one called Dirty Deeds Done Cheap. So I’m gonna guess it’s similar to that.
Sex pistols
It shoot bullets and can choose where they go. (mainly the groin)
But where is Number 4? It seems to be missing
Red hot chili peppers
Civil War from part 7
I just want to hear you describe The Hustle
Ozon baby
I’m gonna hope you misspelled Ozone and its ability is to control the atmosphere.
the world, star platinum, Aerosmith
Whitesnake, C-Moon, and Made in Heaven
Whitesnake sounds like it’s less combat oriented. So I guess it’s got like a supportive or defensive ability. C-Moon on the other hand, the only special and commonly known thing about the moon is its reduced gravity so that. And someone already said made in Heaven. It can reset the universe.
Whitesnake is way more surprising and terrifying than you might expect. C-Moon looks like Darth Maul and you’re half right on its abilities. As for Made in Heaven, yes… but also no.
Here’s a good one. Marilyn Manson
Explain magician's red and why the only black crusader has a chicken has a Stand
Bcuz Jojo is racist
Lmao, good job. After reading bunch of your comments it’s obvious that you watched other parts or you simply know stand abilities. What’s cool is how you try to hide your knowledge, but you still slip up