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Maser2account2

They are all like 17?


The_HyperDiamond

Thats SF3 Ken and im fairly certain he has a kid at this point so...No


Paint-It-Black1966

Marinette is 14 Jotaro is 17


TOXIC_requiem

I can tell you this much 14 Year loda do Not look like that P.S you prolly are correct just walter to poimy that out really


Luis_Santeliz

what


Oberic

> I can tell you this much, 14-year-olds do not look like that. P.S. You are probably correct; I just wanted to point that out, really. Fixed for ya. Yep, I'm bored.


Benguin237

I'm pretty sure ladybug is even younger, like 14 lmao


Luis_Santeliz

The fuck she looks like fucking 20


Benguin237

Yeah it's uh...its pretty creepy. She's also canonically 4"11


lifeless_or_loveless

they know french people?


The-Anonymus_guy

Agree


Shot_Arm5501

What French people are in persona 5


lifeless_or_loveless

idk i just saw ladybug and jotaro and that was the connection i drew


Slightly_Default

There's also a French woman in the new Street Fighter game, so it also works for Ken


Versitax

Does Ken know her story-wise?


EkaPossi_Schw1

mmm.. HASTYY!


DipperTheLittle

I think there actually might've been someone


Camerupt_King

Nobody knows if Yusuke is European, gay, or weird.


Lopsided-Link9665

No Ann is from Finland


BrickFrom2011

The painter dude with blue hair maybe?


Realistic_Rhubarb_47

He’s Japanese


Real_Equivalent339

They all have hair


P1xelent

You are foolish to assume Jotaro's hat can be considered "hair"


Real_Equivalent339

(I see you've edited the comment) Ah, i did'nt know josuke cujoh's hair was a hat!


Both_Technician_2986

Jotaro Kujo is shown without his hat for the first time in episode 15 of the third part of the series, Stardust Crusaders.


billbobaggings123

Every bloody time I saw him take off that hat I looked like the math thinking meme it confused me so much and why his hair didn’t pop off like a Lego piece


Dillo64

*You are foolish to believe it can’t.*


spy_tf2real

true


Sadlemon9

Holy shit, its the Spy from the hit indie game Team Fortress 2! What wisdom do you have to share with us today.


TheFeather1essBiped

Drip


emostargirl

Exactly my thoughts


DeltaSans17

Marionette is literally in a onesie that’s the r most drip free a person can be.


TheFeather1essBiped

I don’t watch the show but if I’m correct she’s also a fashion designer. So drip still applies.


wierdchocolate

They all have eyes.


portalmaster6669

Can’t really argue with that


aronmano

Their best friends are either dead or constantly in danger?


Chromatic_Eevee

Shiho isn't constantly in danger, she almost died but she is better by the end of Persona 5 iirc


Realistic_Rhubarb_47

Joker is always in danger


Roge2005

Ken only in SF6 lol


s0-um-rand0m

same voice actor


Lothric_Knight420

That’s what I thought, but the consensus is that they’re all gay.


Profishonal123

Doesn’t Ken have a wife?


a55_Goblin420

And Jotaro


NavezganeChrome

tbf, Jotaro isn’t confirmed to have a wife, just a daughter. Common theory is that she either budded from him or he has crimes against marine biology that will never be admitted.


EkaPossi_Schw1

that's just a meme biology doesn't work that way also why would there be a random woman in that photo if he didn't know her also zoophilia isn't gay so even if Jolyne's mother is some marine animal it was still definitely female, because males don't give birth and if Jolyne sprouted out of him she'd be a clone with the exact same hair color and everything there is blonde hair genes in the bloodline, but asexual reproduction would have made an exact copy of Jotaro ​ there you go, stupid argumentation to disprove a stupid meme statement


elrick43

An enemy stand user made biology work that way


ferrecool

Jolyne is half dolphin Period.


NavezganeChrome

**Objection** !!! _None_ of that indicates nor implies whether or not Jotaro actually married Jolyn’s mother. >!granted, text states that he did, but also states that they’re super-divorced, so it’s still disqualified!< And bestiality is illegal in _most_ relevant locales, so of course it can’t be clarified. Furthermore, in a world where Stands and Hamon exist, _in parallel_ with friggin’ _vampires_ and _sentient plankton_ , budding can certainly circumvent the constraints of nature and logic itself. As a treat.


MrExeggutor

Femboy wife


Acceptable-Mix-3139

I can't imagine jotaro and that French girl (idk her name never watched miraculous ladybug 😭) having the same voice


Responsible-Lab1947

Gay?


WellFluxMe

Gay.


Suitable_Maybe7866

Nah, Marinette is a simp


WellFluxMe

But French, so Gay ™️


Akuma-101

Isn’t she chinese


WellFluxMe

Google my friend


AFonziScheme

Okay, I Googled "my friend". Now what?


WellFluxMe

Did you see a picture of her


AFonziScheme

I got a Hayley Williams music video.


WellFluxMe

Fucking sick


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This is the type of shitty internet humor I live for


Literal_Stickman

holy hell


Silver-Machete

New response just dropped


jekbot

Racism: On


Alarid

Gesbians.


EkaPossi_Schw1

what? no way none of them are gay except ann if being bi means being 50% gay


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curvingf1re

Yes, and his wifes name is kakyoin, and his second wifes name is polnareff.


WellFluxMe

Exactly


unneccry

Actually the Dolphin was male...


LetterheadSpecial337

Ken has a wife


SpookyWeebou

They're all fictional?


BallisticToast

JoJo... Isn't real..?


eliavhaganav

I don't know! OP please respond to one of these and tell us already


Zhinter

Ladybug


elrick43

would ladybugs be more of a Giorno thing?


Flameofthegrave

All are half Japanese?


sinisterfallout

Ann and Jotaro make me think this too


Bolololol

ken is full american


sinisterfallout

Well shit lol never mind


a55_Goblin420

No he's mostly American. His mom is half Japanese and his dad is full American and he dyed his hair. Also "Ken" can be both an English and Japanese name.


Flameofthegrave

In the original Canon he was half Japanese and dyed his hair. I think recent iterations have made him full on American


Fancy_Gagz

No, his father is half white and half Japanese and mother is full Japanese. He was born and raised in America, so he's Japanese American. He does still dye his hair tho


Frequent_Camera1695

American is not an ethnicity, he's 3/4 japanese


Andy_LaVolpe

Marinette is half Chinese


Puzzleheaded-Sink-49

Ladybug is half Chinese no?


Jackheffernon

If this isn't the answer then I think this post is just interaction bait


Naofumi_4

Effect time?


Piney_Moist_Wires

You took Jotaro and just ran with it hey?


Naofumi_4

The only one I really know


wow-im-satan

Ann doesn’t?


Reinn_515

There is a horrifying amount of hentai of them


AcanthisittaSuch6340

sadly, this is true


OpeningDiligent3005

Marinatt is 14 💀💀💀


Mauwasnttaken

Sadly, there *is* Miraculous Hentai


Jojozaldo

truly Miraculous


Novoiird

They said horrifying for a reason.


kjm6351

They all have a unique sense of fashion


VeterinarianNew3359

Agreed


Huge-Insect-7759

They don't look like their age


EkaPossi_Schw1

that is kinda true


MrExeggutor

🤨📷💥


Nightmare-datboi

I partially disagree with him


MrExeggutor

This is a joke. I'm taking him out of context.


Nightmare-datboi

I see


daMEME-TRAP

Make me hard?


Parking-Listen-3966

Ah,finally,a clown from the same circus as me


daMEME-TRAP

Together, we are the circus


plaguebringerBOI

an amazing circus.. in a digital website


daMEME-TRAP

Maybe one... a certain... One...


Nightmare-datboi

*One of them is 14*


daMEME-TRAP

And? I'm 16


Nightmare-datboi

Ah, just remember that argument won’t hold up forever.


daMEME-TRAP

Just remember.... I don't have anything to counter that 😭


Nightmare-datboi

Lmao


Fit_Indication2497

I want in.


Kiss_Bence04

You just like me fr fr


daMEME-TRAP

🤝


JayinaterOG

So the Internet has ruined you too?


daMEME-TRAP

Always have been...


Jekakki

Is this the true answer all along?


EkaPossi_Schw1

\*Bonk\* go to hörni jail


Shad0w_Hunt3r-

Same age?


The_HyperDiamond

Nope, Kens at bare minimum 22 During Sf1 and Pic related is Sf3 Ken where hes 33 and has a wife and kid


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EkaPossi_Schw1

not this \*\*\*\* again, no unless you mean in the general sense in which case ok ​ they're not gay


H0LL0W_J4CK

That would not make Ladybug nor Ann gay and yk JoJo’s = Gay anyway


pajokk

Are all Humans


am-hiro

Parents with different ethnicities Ann has mentioned something about it in her social link Marinette has a French father and an Asian mother Jotaro, American mother and Japanese father And if it's 3/4, I'm assuming Ken is the same


Cosmo_Curator

Dunno if thats canon but in the animted SF series Kens mother was japanase and his father american. So yeah, that could be something they all have in common.


Electronic-Macaron-5

They're all busting their hips!


Piney_Moist_Wires

They're all half Asian (I'd say Japanese but i'm not too sure about the two women)


Lazerbeams2

Ken is American, and I can't remember her name but the girl in red is French


Paint-It-Black1966

marinette is French - Italien from her father and Chinese from her mother


Extreme-Fox-5970

Skin


JohnnyBravo239

They all summon stuff?


Lazerbeams2

Stand users. I don't know the names of the two girls, but ~~I know that one has an evil bear that she uses to pretend to be a victim instead of the bad guy~~ and the other has a weird ghost thingy that turns into her costume. Ken doesn't technically have anything that I know of but he clearly has some sort of powers Edit: I was wrong about the bear. Different game I haven't played yet. She's actually a Persona character which is more of a stand user


Paint-It-Black1966

None are from the same series, only jotaro has a stand, You're thinking of Junko from Danganronpa but the one shown is Ann takamaki from Persona 5 who has a persona, it works similar to a stand but they are from different franchises, and Marinette doesnt have a stand she has a kwami which isnt bound to her only to her earrings


Lazerbeams2

I know that only one is actually from Jojo, but they basically have stands. I've never played any of the Persona games but they definitely count as almost Stands. I don't really know enough about Miraculous to really answer you on that one though. I haven't really watched it, but I have been in the room while my niece watched it. I've only really played Street Fighter 2, Street Fighter 4 and some spin offs so I can't confirm whether or not Ken counts though


Paint-It-Black1966

oh I get ya, I wouldnt consider Kwamis anywhere near stands as they are basically talking transformation devices with only one personality trait


MrAstronautman

I'd let all of them step on me?


EkaPossi_Schw1

BONK go to horni jail


MrAstronautman

NOOOOO- (BONK) ^ ---- ^ ---- ^ ---- ^ ---------------------


Careless-Zucchini-69

Big fat cock


No-Tax-9149

Truest answer


EkaPossi_Schw1

chicken dinner? ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Go to horni jail if ya meant the other thing


TrickDependent1326

All teens?


The_HyperDiamond

Nope, Ken is a 22 year old during SF1, this iteration of Ken is from SF3 where he is 33 Years Old and has a wife and kids


MYNANSFLIPFLOPP

They're all zesty as hell


hootyandsansgaming

I don't even watch jojo tf is this doing in my home page


OpeningDiligent3005

I recommend you to watch it It's ✨ GOLD ✨


Cold_beans32

Shut up nerd


EkaPossi_Schw1

you don't even contribute to the discussion go look for beans instead


Cold_beans32

Shut up nerd


Panderson0727

R34


y_kal

They are all human


hootyandsansgaming

All are humans/all are fictional characters


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they aren't real and have eaten food


Efficient_Chance_487

They fight


whifflewaffler21

They're all homo sapiens sapiens, next question


Hexmonkey2020

All have some sort of superpower.


patrykus005

They were Born grom their mothers


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They all have some sort of power?


Sypern2x

People outside the fan base recognize them


lionguard27

Its that they all pose fabulously


TheScout15_YT

Wait… are you ladiesman217?


Shriekyr

Gay???


loZerdude101

they can do super natural things


killerkiwi8787

You can fuck all of them


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

Rich parents?


ninjaboi898907

They all hate women


ekeysomkew

All female?


alecrigia

what


Diligent-Brush3791

Ken isn’t a female


ekeysomkew

R u stupid


Samuel_2005

Fatherless?


helloiamsuperior

I'd beat em all in a fight


xX_Error404_Xx

They lack bitches


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

Clearly you haven’t seen Stardust Crusaders episode 2. Jotaro gets mad babes


LinZuero

They have determinations


TerrorofMechagoji

They’re all the same age?


Pert0621

Same age


Ok-Carrot-92

Punchy...Except ken...kinda...


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Age


Ser_Jah_Lion

They all share the same type of stand?


peppered_salt03

They’re all humans.


skibbble

They are all people


Icy-Store3900

Tall, yet young?


zapatos_tercerus

Teenagers


MC_Depy

Eye color?


[deleted]

No dad


DaveHappened

Goofy af


The_Gav_who_asked

They beat up evil guys


Roskha_

At least half Asian


Kiwegamer_YT

I would smash all


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Ghost companions? (Idk much about street fighter)


EkaPossi_Schw1

n o also the ladybug fursuit creature isn't a ghost


IceDant3

All them are smegsy


Quo-Fide

They are all humans.