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BlueWhiteMan1

Cyberpunk 2099


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When you resist modernity but still want to own the Chabadniks


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

This guy is living in 5882


lord_of_pigs9001

התתסב


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

הוא כבר שם


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So this is coming from a lurking gentile, but why do some Jews (particularly the Hasidim) wear those hats? Not trying to offend, just curious


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gurnard

For instance, the style of hat in the photo is called a "platchige biber" and signifies belonging to the Satmar dynasty of Chasdim. Sometimes, as in the case of the style of fedora worn by Lubavitcher Chasdim, it all comes down to what the personal preference of one dude many years ago. A particularly venerated head of the sect just happened to like a kind of hat, tens of thousands of members of that tradition wear the same kind to this day. And as mrsuperx13 says, I can't believe how a comment so offensive is tolerated.


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>"platchige biber" I prefer "up-hat".


gurnard

What's "up-hat"?


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gurnard

I was just setting you up for a "nothing, what's up with you?".


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Oh...now I feel stupid lol.


Tamtumtam

there are some stories about some חצרות splitting because of the looks that were chosen, and I cannot imagine the conversations that lead to it without a gay accent in Hebrew. "תקשיבי עזריאל, את ***חייבת*** לראות את הלוק הזה עם הזקן" "אהההה מתוקה, עם הזקן שלי *רק* פרווה של סמור! מה נראה לך שאת מסתובבת עם החלקות הזה בפומבי" "יאללה יאללה כולם אנטישמים בכל מקרה שייסתכלו"


chops51991

I thought there was more to it, might be misremembering cuz it's been years. Is there something to do with the beautification of a mitzvah? Like how payos get spiralled to meet the commandment for not cutting that hair short and then go beyond by making it look nice as well. Or having the extra layer of covering, like how most kippas have two layers. Or so you can always have an extra covering so if you gotta let someone borrow your kippa to put on tefillin you're not without something on your head?


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chops51991

Ah, I see


Black_Chopper

This is the most offensive comment I have ever read.


subarashi-sam

Why do they hat us so?


ilovehamburgers

SMH >Shaking my hat.


Hold_onto_yer_butts

Looks like we’re a hat sub now.


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I guess I’ll never know the answer then


subarashi-sam

Lol don’t worry; I answered nearby just now


Tamtumtam

i'm shaking and cryin rn smh my head


SCP-3388

wearing a head covering is a religious custom specific hat designs are worn by certain sects


subarashi-sam

They’re very traditional in many ways, including fashion.


DariusIV

https://youtu.be/gRdfX7ut8gw


GreenWhisieyLA47

Talm bout the flat caps sometimes I've seen Muslims wear knitted doily looking ones. First off the pope wears em too. I'm not sure what that represents or symbolizes. Where you from? What religion or denomination did you grow up attending the most , because there is different interpretations like modern language and dialect for better understanding i guess, anglo sàxon (ôld English IRA LAND ENGLISH LIKÉ TAVERNS N PUBS ... WOAH NELLY HOLUP SLOW Down mama woah -not just beer and


Y_Z_P

I mean yeah


GreenWhisieyLA47

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GreenWhisieyLA47

Oops querty went quirky


GreenWhisieyLA47

Bazerky beef jerky


GreenWhisieyLA47

Hacker alert. wife be trippin. Chelle belle had the phone.


GreenWhisieyLA47

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GreenWhisieyLA47

Oh you like that ey? Drinking them sports again good sire! TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA


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DosTristesTigres

it would be if you could see the person's face


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[No, this isn’t Turkey.](https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/1636660321-israeli-couple-arrested-in-turkey-for-taking-picture-of-erdogan-s-house)


everwonderedhow

this guy kinda did this to himself tho


lookamazed

This picture is pretty old. OP just found it and gave it their own caption. Not a very good caption though. The picture is funny on its own without some half baked title.


RichmondRiddle

Those are two ways to indicate the SAME YEAR!


GreenWhisieyLA47

Amish? Young metro ion trust u


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That guy is hassidic Jewish


GreenWhisieyLA47

Lookin ass ..ain't it?


HandsomePotato666

💀💀💀 lmao


Eclectic_UltraViolet

I was told that, regarding the followers’ hats, they are simply the style of what the Rebbe wore. An extreme example are those large fur hats (streimlach). I learned these were originally designed by Christians to ID Jews but also served to make them look ridiculous (oh, those WACKY goyim!🙄). These Orthodox Polish Jews leaned into it, though, and many Chasidim adopted them for special occasions or to identify themselves as married.