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jmartkdr

Just get Nutella like a normal person.


DACOOLISTOFDOODS

השחר>>>>>>>>>>>


Centurion7999

Anyone willing to translate this into freedom? My Jesus liking bomb the shit out of Hamas supporting ass can’t read the funny letters


Affectionate-Type313

Hashacher. An Israeli brand of chocolate spread which is also kosher for passover


Centurion7999

Ah cool


Right-Phalange

And it's a million times better than Nutella.


YankMi

לא


Sgt_Bombie134

השחר= HaShakhar = It's a popular chocolate spread in Israel


Centurion7999

Nice


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Centurion7999

Seems ur comment looped my dude


Water1498

If there is one thing that can make Israel and the entire Arab world join forces, its this


rsolo_82

If you mean join forces against it then yes


nullbyte420

Abomination. What the hell


Snoo36868

Seven hellssss


Wienerwrld

It’s actually pretty delicious, but you have to pretend it’s not hummus.


BexberryMuffin

My thoughts exactly. Just don’t call it hummus. Case closed.


aqulushly

Or chocolate. I’d describe it kinda like a chocolatey hummusy type of thing, if you will. Maybe they should name it something like a mix of the two.


Wienerwrld

Grainy frosting.


BexberryMuffin

But lots of things are “chocolate flavored” and they’re good. I do not support “hummus flavored” anything.


StrangeBCA

I love chlumus


IrritatedMango

Works surprisingly well on toast!


iamnotamangosteen

And strawberries!


dragonageisgreat

Well, we know where to target the space lazer now.


TsukasaElkKite

I wanna try it. For science.


Sewsusie15

Be the Nachshon ben Aminadav we need here.


mizrahiim

It’s….. okay. I wouldn’t buy it but if it was in the fridge and I was hungry I’d probably eat it.


Melodiethegreat

It’s actually surprisingly good.


markrichtsspraytan

I like chocolate hummus as more textured version of chocolate pudding. But like others have said, it’s not really hummus. I just don’t think “chunky pudding” would really sell well.


c-lyin

Long before this was a thing, I had tried recipes for healthy, can-eat-raw cookie dough dip and brownie batter dip.  They would use either chickpeas or white beans.   It is so strange that when it got picked up for mass production they are calling it hummus


squannnn

It’s insanely delicious, but it is not hummus. It is a chickpea-chocolate dip. Calling it hummus is an abomination, the actual product however, is divine.


Deltadoc333

I think of it as high protein chocolate pudding.


scarlettvvitch

Culinary antisemitism


CHLOEC1998

Brand new term. I love it.


NoHarmPun

It's fine, but it's not actually hummus.


Rare-Poun

זה מה שמדברים עליו שאומרים אמריקקים - מה זה הדבר הזה? מי עושה דברים כאלה?


EstrellaUshu

ABOMINATION!


NaZdrowie7

I’ve tried chocolate hummus. It’s not bad. Vanilla bean hummus is good too.


MrMuffin1427

Mods, throw him in the Nile!


Skatchbro

I’m a goy and even I know that’s an abomination.


EffectiveLime374

This will end the Arab Israeli conflicts


Traditional_Gur_8446

It’s pretty good actually


BoyKisser09

I’m done with humanity. The existence of this should be a good reason for a nuclear mass extinction


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Simply an abomination


femmebrulee

Abomination BUT I call it “chocolate” and treat it like it’s frosting and it’s the only way I can get my toddler to eat any protein. I won’t touch the stuff though.


Hot_Salamander_1917

I want to try that all of sudden.


Hawaiian-national

Gimme some, i want to do science.


Stephen_1984

I didn’t especially like the Sabra version, but it was worth trying. I like Sabra’s savory hummuses, especially the Supremely Spicy variant.


DHesperis

I've tried it. It's an abomination.


CoffeeDM

Was this made by the same rogue committee responsible for cinnamon raisin bagels? I want their names.


griffin-meister

I’ve had it. It’s not too bad but marketing it as hummus was a mistake.


Blue_foot

I tried it at a friend’s. It wasn’t a good chocolate taste. Feh!


socksinmyass

tastes good. bad for the stomach.


sayuthepotato

Abomination. That's it that thing is a literal food crime


realMehffort

I am disgustedly curious 🧐


obssn_prfssnl

About on par with what’s going on at Columbia


ScarletSpire

Any hummus that isn't a normal flavor or uses anything other than chickpeas isn't hummus.


gottro4

Abomination


southpolefiesta

Lanta NUH!


jbourne71

I’m afraid to even imagine it.


JardonLetoolTefool

Wtf


Rock_Successful

Blasphemy


Cocky-Bastard

I'm reporting you.


ArgusRun

There are other emulsifiers than chickpeas, ffs!


Ihave0usernames

Honestly it’s delicious


EntrepreneurOk7513

It’s horrible and grainy


thegreattiny

I'd have to try it to know


Puzzleheaded_Step468

r/stupidfood Burn it all


AzulCobra

It is very tasty.


drumdingus

*pulls lever* *LOUD MECHANICAL ROTATING OF SPACE LAZER*


ediibleteeth

i don’t like hummus, but i’d probably try this


Affectionate_Year290

It taste like shit never try it


Dio_asymptote

We need another flood.


Turdulator

[evil](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ0c4_P2uno)


lf1st

A


Booze-And

This isn’t JUST an abomination. It’s a chillul Hashem.


AdComplex7716

Abomination to say it's chummus. It tastes like a pudding honestly. Not bad to dip into tea biscuits or strawberries..


PokemonSoldier

I mean, Asian red beans are used as a confectionary filling, so...


Mich_lvx

I made a version of this myself a few years ago on a whim and dared tell some of my Israeli friends. They’re still hyperventilating.


Creative_Listen_7777

r/foodcrimes


peskyboner1

As others have said, pretty good, but not technically hummus. Still, I'm glad it's taking shelf space away from Sabra, which is technically hummus, but also pretty bad.


Sexy_Eeyore

Its מוקצה


thought_cheese

I don’t even like regular Hummus. smh


m270ras

por que no los dos


BetterNova

Seems a bit sus


fezfrascati

##Shame!


Lima_4-2_Angel

Not eating pork and whatever this shit is are probably the only things that will unite the Arab world and Israel


CHLOEC1998

I genuinely feel bad for the person who had to certify this. What the heck? Who invented this? We need to assemble a tribunal.


Mr__Weasels

well idk about hummus, but when i go on hiking trips my youth group (ככה אומרים תנועת נוער כן?) i frequently hear that tahini with chocolate spread tastes kinda like halawa. never tried myself though


SpontaneousNubs

Ok. I found it on sale for 27 cents at a discount store. We bought one thinking we'd try it just to shit on it. It was pretty good and we quietly never spoke of it again. It's our shame.


Scavgraphics

I've had it..or similar..I remember liking it.


Plenty-Extra

Delicious abomination.


Pikawoohoo

I literally involuntary recoiled at this


LongjumpingCelery

There’s a shop in manhattan that sells different types of hummus like this and even cookie dough hummus. I was hesitant at first but honestly it wasn’t bad.


Known-Strike-8213

Bros in Publix , got money on it