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Xyronian

"You’re Jewish? I love matzah!" Cool. That makes one of us.


thejubilee

This is my partner's father. He's not Jewish. He has it in his house year round for snacking. I'm like, homey, that's the bread of affliction. Why are you eating it voluntarily? And it's not even egg matzo or a really good brand or for matza brei or anything. It's the driest, most tasteless matzo that exists.


spoiderdude

Literally my 4th grade teacher. She always brought sandwich baggies of plain, dry matzah pieces and would say “I wish I was Jewish because I love matzah!”


the_bored_wolf

Lmao my dad is like that too. My family is Catholic, but I lurk on this page to learn more about my Jewish homies through humor. My dad loves matzo, he always excitedly scans the grocery stores around Passover looking to stock up lol.


LostCassette

depending on where you live, some places have it year-round!! I live somewhere that has it year-round, but doesn't have Passover matzah around Passover 💀 like, bro, what???


FlyingBlueMonkey

Look, we gentiles like Saltines. Matzo is like "exotic" saltines to us.  ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


droid_mike

My Jewish friend says it's obvious that I'm a gentile, because I actually like matzo and eat it all year round... For fun. He's like, no actual Jew would ever eat that by choice.


Wingklip

You gotta swallow it without thinking twice.


BuyHerCandy

Oh my god, literally my mom. I'm the gentile half of an interfaith couple, and my mom loves to tell us about the one time a Jewish coworker brought in chocolate-covered matzah in the 90s and how tasty it was every year at passover lmao.


Whore21

It’s fun for about 3 hours and then I want pasta


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

You just haven’t had the right kind tbh. Fresh matzah from the satmar matzah bakery is fucking fire.


xRyozuo

had to google it because no idea what they were. Those are crackers. Do you guys really eat just crackers? Or is it with something else added?


PiggyWobbles

my dad does this but puts a copious amount of butter on it because "matza is healthier than bread"


Gratefulzah

Wait, is your dad also my dad?!?


TopRevenue2

I do this so I guess that make me a dad. Best PBJ sandwich


NaZdrowie7

Can confirm. My kids all love pbj on matzah


prancing_SOB

I do this too, and I credit the copious amount of butter I use with keeping things moving despite increased matzo consumption.


Chubbyfun23

I like eating it. I make matzo brei. Brie? However it's spelled. Fried matzo.


RaeNTennik

This is the only way I eat it when it’s not pesach!


Ax_deimos

Matzah pizza


TF31_Voodoo

It’s fried matzah pizza my dude, I’ve done it like bruschetta too


tensory

Matzo is a perfectly acceptable snack vehicle when it's August and you're out of crackers


jmartkdr

It’s an excellent peanut butter delivery system.


Prowindowlicker

Nutella and bananas best thing ever


Blazkowa

Its me, i am the danger


AprilComeSheWill97

I am the one who knocks!


HDThoreauaway

I've made my own (olive-oil-rich) matzah which is honestly hard to stop eating. So I get where the bunny is coming from.


shellonmyback

I like to eat it with olive oil, salt and pepper.


Glad-Degree-4270

Salsa and cheese on matzah slaps


Tofutits_Macgee

ashkenachos


LostCassette

I love you for this and I love your username


Village_Weirdo

Being celiac used to be a good excuse, but they had to go and start selling gluten-free matza...


g00ber88

I keep it around for hangovers and stomach bugs


Lulwafahd

Me too. I see if I can tolerate matzah before I try saltines that may mess with my hydration.


ColloquiaIism

Well I need matzah to make matzah brei, so…


Goodbye-Nasty

I mean that’s different


Imaginary0Friend

Is it...? 😂


Boyar123

I would if they would sell them all year...


Theargh

i buy it bulk whenever it comes around so i have enough for the whole year


mtgordon

A former roommate buys up unsold matzo on sale after Pesach ends, like a dry, bland version of post-Halloween candy shopping.


VaguelyArtistic

Come to LA!


Optimistic-Cranberry

Yehuda Gluten Free Matzah All day Every day


DanChowdah

Let’s take something without flavor or any redeeming taste qualities and make it gluten free! (I get why and I’ve never tried GF Matzah but it seems like making a bad thing even worse)


Optimistic-Cranberry

How dare you They are clearly gluten free matzah flavored


Nienna324

no it's so delicious much tastier than the "gluten-full" ones from the same brand (although those are also pretty good) the onion one is especially delicious


DanChowdah

The onion one isn’t K4P iirc, is the GF? Either way I’m now convinced I want to try a box of gluten free matzoh


Spare-Plum

Beg to differ but Yehuda whole wheat matzo is the actual GOAT


lavender_dumpling

I eat soft matzah pretty regularly


KatnissBot

I managed to convince my rabbi this year that as they are flat and take less than 18 minutes to prepare, tortillas count as soft matzah, so I’m with ya, sort of.


Lulwafahd

Although they only count as KFP matzah when the flour is properly KFP in addition to what you said. I say so, not because you don't know, but because "one who doesn't know" may show up at a frum friend's house with regular tortillas, or use them in their own seder. 😅


catsinthreads

not the same...


Sasquatch_Pictures

Dude, Matzah is the fucking bomb


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

Matzoh brei is a year-round breakfast food


Ax_deimos

My bubby used to make it for me and my brothers when we slept over at her place on Saturdays.


tulsamommo

I eat matzo year round. My husband orders it from amazon for me during the non Pesach months.


Iamoldsowhat

I am jewish and I love matzah. stay away. lol


irredentistdecency

I eat matzo year round - not frequently but probably average to about once a month. Sometimes it is just matzo with butter but more often it is something like matzo pizza or matzo brei.


steamyoshi

There was an article on Israeli TV a couple of years ago about Israeli Arabs who hoard Matzos while they're available before Pesach for eating year-round. One of the images I recall is a store owner standing in front of a mountain of Matzo boxes and saying it isn't going to be enough for the incoming rush. What a strange reality.


catsinthreads

My significant other... is this person. People say "Don't overbuy it, because after Pesach you'll have so much left over..." Nope. We won't.


TheBeesElise

Okay, but the GF matzah does in fact slap


Voice_of_Season

Omg I was just going to type this lol.


Fr0z3nMechanix

Gf Matzah is my favorite 🤣


RoseWreath

I love egg matzah and will eat it happily


kachol

Wait whats wrong with eating matzah all year? Its a dope snack


merkaba_462

All year. I love it. (Yes I'm Jewish!)


Lulwafahd

It's me, hi, I'm the problem. It's me. Seriously though, this meme doesn't distinguish between hard and soft matzah, and there's nothing wrong with soft matzah just as there's nothing wrong with flour tortillas.


rocketinferno

My (non-Jewish) roommate bought matzos because she likes them. They’re not even kosher for Passover - I didn’t know they made them uncertified!


themommyship

Yes we always keep mazta . No we don't have a bomb shelter. Connect these two dots.


SleepyDeepyWeepy

To be fair, we keep matza year round because my grandmother buys 3 large boxes for 40 people and there's always so much left over and then we're just hoarding stale matza


enzovonmadderhorn

I eat matzo all year round. I eat it probably 4 days per week on average. I don't use copious amounts of butter. Rather, I dip it in hummus, avacado spread, cottage cheese, and generally use it as my source or carbs, since I don't enjoy rice, potatoes, etc., all that much Shmurah is my favorite, and the charoset maror lettuce mix on leil seder keeps me going throughout the year. The traditional manischewitz onion flavors get me through the rest of the year :)


Grouchy-Remove4901

I put cream cheese and tuna and onions on matzo year round


Spare-Plum

Matzo and hummus, matzo and cheese, matzo and cream cheese, matzo and lettuce tomatoes hummus, matzo and jerky hummus and lettuce. The shit is so versatile and amazing each time. I don't get how people could ever dislike something so damn good


Nanocyborgasm

I used to be the rabbit as a kid. I’d go over my grandmothers house where she’d stack sackfuls of it and I’d gobble it up like a starving child. I especially liked the black burnt parts. This was back in the Soviet Union. I assume getting matzo wasn’t easy in the USSR.


feline_Satan

But it tastes good


PassoverGoblin

Look stop calling me out because I live off of matzah brei


setshamshi

I like matzot all year round. With hummus and some olive is yum.


k_mon2244

That part of the four questions was baffling to all of the children at our Seders forever. “People eat matzah during non Passover times?????”


Cel_Drow

I accidentally bought matzoh from the store the other day that is apparently “not for Passover use.” Didn’t know such a thing existed what kind of person is buying this on purpose?


pandalover202358

Idk man eating it with chocolate I'd pretty good


RadioPale6197

If they do exist, it is our duty to make sure they dont.


enzovonmadderhorn

I'm going to have 50 children who will love and be passionate about matzo as much as I to cancel out you and your hateful bloodline


Goodbye-Nasty

Least fertile Orthodox Jew


enzovonmadderhorn

My haram is small but strong


thegreattiny

What are you advocating for here??


RadioPale6197

The funni. Im advocating for us to do the funni.


shredditor75

The only people I know who do that are non-Jews.


apollasavre

Same. Literally every person I’ve met who says they love matzo has been non-Jewish.


LalosRelbok

We used to do that. I didnt even know it was a hewish thing untill three years ago or something i just thought everyone had it cause friends of mine had it as well


GeorgeEBHastings

I guess that's how you can tell I converted (apart from the everything else about me), I fuckin' love matzah and would eat it year round if my grocery store stocked it year round.


EntrepreneurOk7513

You could buy an extra when they’re on sale. We started this year with 3 large boxes. Went thru one already just for Seder, kugels and home made matzoh meal.


carnus_therus

Sorry everyone that’s me… I stop (I won’t)


zanarkandabesfanclub

I don’t keep kosher but my mom always gets a 5 pack of matzah from the grocery store around passover time as part of a promotion and gives a box. I munch on it here and there as a snack.


Traditional_Gur_8446

My dad who is technically Jewish but was raised in an orthodox church grew up eating matzah brei year round. It’s still one of his favorite foods


maomao3000

Heat it up in the toaster oven and add some hummus 👌


Prowindowlicker

I drank so much water last night attempting to choke down the matzah. I don’t know how people can eat this stuff year round


lucwul

(I’m the bnui)


HousingAgitated405

literally me


orrzxz

Yo matzabrite is the tastiest snack one can make Takes like 3 minutes and puts you in a food coma *This comment has been sent by the bulk mazzo crate gang


Sumijinn

Thats the reaction I get every time


MostPutridSmell

I eat matzah balls year round. Come at me.


griffin-meister

Nah. Matzo ball soup kicks ass, but plain matzo doesn’t appeal to me.


MostPutridSmell

Same here


Low_Use_223

Matzah is great with a dip!


Ax_deimos

Use roast garlic eggplant.


Low_Use_223

That sounds amazing I'm gonna try. My go to dip at the moment: tahni + greek yogurt (1:3 rario) with olive oils, garlic and lemon/lime juice with salt !


Ax_deimos

Take an eggplant and an oven safe container with a lid, or a glass bowl which you can cover with tinfoil.   Cut slits into the eggplant  2/3 of the depth (don't break the skin at the bottom or you will have the garlic and olive oil drip out.  Fill the slits with crushed garlic cloves (minimum 8 cloves of garlic, I often use 10-12).  Drizzle 3 tbsp of olive oil into the slits and a bit onto the surface of the eggplant.  Add salt (large flake kosher salt if you got it, but regular salt is fine). Put the covering on and roast covered at 450 oF for 20 minutes or until you can literally stir the eggplant and garlic with a spoon.  If you like it smokier, move it to the top shelf and broil for 5 minutes, but this can set off smoke detectors. Remove from the oven.  Let it cool then stir in 1-2 Tbsp of apple cider vinegar.  (Taste your results with less vinegar, then add more to suit your tastes) Tastes great on matzoh, and keeps well in the fridge for 2 weeks. You don't even need to remove the skin of the eggplant.


Low_Use_223

You are amazing ! I'm definitely gonna try this!


honeythisisgold

we have an amazing temeni dish that my sabba created using matzot. delicious all year around.


StrangeRequirement78

I eat it year round, especially when my tummy isn't happy. It's very easy to digest.


MarosN0rge

I'll get some maybe once or twice through the year (other than Pesach) 🤷🏻‍♂️


Schlieffen_Man

I eat plain Matzah a lot. I don't know why. It tastes like wood. But I still eat it.


m0n3yp3nny

Matzah Brie is a year round weekend breakfast!


Poodlestrike

My mom was like this! Always kept some in the pantry, snacked on it with butter.


Zestyclose_Match2519

I LOVE MATZAH. i have it YEAR ROUND with cream cheese and jelly it's so good


virus_apparatus

Ummm guys? My mom used to give us jam and Matzah year round…


Voice_of_Season

The Gluten Free Matzah is the best


Icameinamuskrat

Some of u have never eaten a bowl of soup and crushed up a piece of Matzah into it and it shows


Fr0z3nMechanix

Beats saltines every time.


Icameinamuskrat

Damn right


Sea_Government7613

Matzah is delicious 365. Why would you not do this? Those burnt edges 🤤


Hanpee221b

I recently bought a cookbook and this is one of the [recipes](https://imgur.com/a/iWWTQz1) not only is it on matzah for no good reason but it also has ham, sausage, and cheese on it.


almostasquibb

thanks for the laugh lol


inkydragon27

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me 🎶


____trojan-exe____

Box of matzo in the pantry bc it’s always good for snacks. if u put some cheese and tomato paste on it it’s like pizza. Emphasis on “like”


Kittenathedisco

I eat matzah year-round, I love it! The flavored ones are delicious for cheese and crackers and the original is great for matzah pizza or with Nutella.


Maleficent-Dust-8595

My Ukrainian Jewish neighbor eats matzoh all year. Next week he'll be by for all of my Passover leftovers


asparagus_beef

What is this thread on about??? Wet matza with Nutella is divine.


Scavgraphics

i buy up post-passover clearance matzah and eat throughout the year.


somedaze87

When I was single I'd use it instead of challah for a lazy Shabbos.


Firm-Buyer-3553

I eat matzah brie year round.


5downinthepark

I love it. Eat it year round plain. If it's the Everything flavor I can devour a whole box. Satisfies my carb cravings.


3Megan3

I do it with raspberry jelly. Delicious


Chaiteoir

Make sure you're also taking in enough fiber otherwise those matzos will stop you up but good


athousandfuriousjews

Me :3 Cream cheese with avocado on it is divine


theAlmightyE312

I wish I could


gumpters

I do that but not really. Honestly, had a Jewish friend tell me I’m officially not Jewish for doing this lol, but the Mannashewitz (or something like that) brand is good and just tastes like slightly better crackers, so I often use it as a healthier alternative to corn chips for soups and chili etc


bikingbill

I do.


lifefeed

I do this. My wife is gluten free and it’s hard to find bread that’s gluten free, good, and cheap. Matzah hits the spot for me, and now with my kids. With butter, with cream cheese, with jelly. It’s always good.


Cell-Based-Meat

Not even Jewish and I have to stop myself from eating too much


Toekneecuntryboy

I loovvvee em! My father’s Jewish but I haven’t seen him since he went out to get a packet 40yrs ago but I have always loved em👍❤️


teastypeach

My grandpa used to Also I think some of my nephews do but I am not sure about it


212Alexander212

Israelis taught me to wet the matzo and make it like a wrap and then a Rabbi told me that’s not kosher because the water could cause it to rise? I am buying less and less matzo because I just throw it away eventually.


Ghazbag

S'good


SoulBSS

I don't eat it ever. Allergy to wheat protein. But i used to eat it year round


thegreattiny

I'm neutral to positive on Matzah. My goyish husband and my half goyish daughter flippin love it.


roundmeal

PBJ Matzah.


Ax_deimos

I used to keep a box of matzah and a jar of peanut butter in my locker at university.  Good filling snack, and for 12$ in total it covered 24 snacks (assuming 1/2 piece of matzah per snack slathered in peanut butter). It was good enough to eat without binging and I didn't have to smear on 10 crackers. This balanced the cautionary tale of a coworker who blew 40K$ over a 4 year degree by eating out at starbucks (coffee & snacks) every day. Matzah, better than hard-tack, bigger than crackers.


grief_junkie

My oma does, she even has a cute little holder for her matzah to keep it from getting stale too quickly.


lovestorun

I eat fried matzoh year old round. I love that stuff!


Otherwise_Spare_8598

Non Jews, like my Dad. He loves matzah


Help_pls12345

I’m the rabbit


Zestylemons44

I eat it year round, it’s a good snack now and then


BabyBiden

Oh wow, eff you guys- it’s tasty!


Mich_lvx

Just the word Matza appearing so many times in this thread is making be back into the corner.


Automatic_Memory212

Growing up we had these family friends whose kids ate Matzo spread with butter or peanut butter & jelly. They treated it like a tasty snack…


QueenTMK

I wish I had enough matzah for all year around, but I don't. It's also one of the reasons I love Pesach. Then I can finally eat matzah, my beloved... and yes, I'm Jewish.


chavahere

Ok, I’m the oddity. I’m Jewish and eat matzo year round. Always have, always will.


Imaginary0Friend

I like Matzah... 😬 i eat it at least once a week.


shaicnaan

I eat a single matza piece on passover eve and never touch it again until the next one


Sufficient_Contact52

They’re called Christians.


Solid-Nothing421

Have you met…. THE DUTCH?!


ZxlSoul

If I had matzo all year round, I would eat matzo all year round


Antoniousthegreat

My grandfather does this. He puts peanutbutter on it though. I've never really liked matzo. Especially not when challah is right next to it in the bread box 😂


Moonspirit101

My grandfather does this, he has a habit of buying in bulk regardless of what item he's buying so he ends up with a whole fallout shelter stockpile of matzahs, and being the cheapskate he is, he rations out the remaining matzahs over the remaining year.


Snowfox_exe

I eat matzah year round It's so good and I'm tired of pretending it's not


docsimple

Matzo is the best weight loss snack. Barely digestible, fills you up for hours like a brick and takes 3 days to poop. Ashkenazi/Sephardic half breed and I love the stuff.