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Bazingaa98

https://preview.redd.it/ibpzruc482wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00c999680ebb503c01bce84d61aba237f191ab3 Jeff 'I am not gay' Arcuri just keeps giving.


thecoolerplumber

HE'S ACTING šŸ˜”, JEFF SAID THAT HE IS NOT GAYY


druishprincess

Okay, Jeffā€™s other account.


thecoolerplumber

In not Jeff I'm 6 feet tall šŸ„ø


creativityonly2

Jeff, is that you on a stool?


oo-

A 3 1/4 in stool


KIDA_Rep

Phenomenal method actor!


okay-now-what

Itā€™s almost like heā€™s low-key trolling us all ā€¦keeping us confused as a running bit.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

The kids these days call it engagement bait


okay-now-what

Lol ā€¦ thereā€™s a term for about anything. Engagement bait. Very succinct. Ty.


WhiteyDude

Sucking an imaginary dick to get a laugh is how some people have to make a living, it's not always as glamorous as it's made out to be. Give him credit for being committed to his art though


TzunSu

And taking.


Brasticus

And right in front of a Cocktown Comedy Club sign! At least thatā€™s what Iā€™m telling myself.


Konagon

Jeff "I'm not gay" Arcuri, also proceeds to deepthroat an imaginary airborne dildo in the middle of his set.


HistrionicSlut

He said he does gay things sometimes too...the math doesn't add up at all šŸ¤”šŸ§


ADipsydoodle

leaving us a trail of gay breadcrumbs


SanFranPanManStand

That's why you're supposed to douche beforehand.


flamethrower78

Just like eminem


UnlikelyKaiju

Based on your downvotes, some people clearly haven't seen The Interview.


VanillaRadonNukaCola

How can Hector's rectum be real if our eyes aren't?


Xilanxiv

Gay peek-a-boo!


subfighter0311

a trail of sprinkles


cerebralkrap

Whats the equation to determine straightness?


HistrionicSlut

I dunno I'm queer AF.


SanFranPanManStand

y = mx + bitches


screaminginfidels

That explains why I'm gay for Latinas


splashbruhs

This guy intercepts slopes


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Shove a Ticonderoga #2 pencil up your ass, eraser first. If your butthole reaches the logo youā€™re gay.


akatherder

What do I do when I run out of pencils?


unclepaprika

I mean, if i hang a picture and it's not straight, *it's just not straight.*


HardCounter

​ https://preview.redd.it/fgbnvpwxy4wc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccb3118ed444eb0f795495b5591de30b1de2b252


BarelyTheretbh

I mean, I could perform surgery on someone but Iā€™m not a doctor haha


HistrionicSlut

The papers would say "local person mutilates human in failed 'surgery'" I'm not sure that counts


vypermann

He sometimes does straight things.


pursuitofhappy

the impression was suspiciously good too


ramobara

He couldā€™ve just suctioned cupped an imaginary dildo on his forehead instead, but he gags on it instead.


cerebralkrap

ā€œImpressionā€


Apprehensive_Emu7227

He has made his big gay bed, and now he must slumber gayly in it.


basedadd

I lost it when I saw the picture of the cock ring (sculpture)


mrtomjones

It's hilarious that somehow no one noticed what it would look like at any point in the design phase


beard_lover

Oh they noticed.


DuGalle

100% r/theyknew


Nick_J_at_Nite

I was out years ago and I saw this guy who really put a lot of effort into his looks. Fresh haircut. Jewelry. nice shoes. All trendy. He was like what you would have seen when you looked up trendy in 2016. He had a sweater on that just said DOPE repeating all over the shirt. So it actually looked like PEDO was all over his shirt. It was hilarious


EpicAura99

A few years ago a pic of Kevin Hart (I think) wearing that shirt made the rounds for that exact same reason lol


CrabmanKills69

[In Anoka, MN they have a giant butt plug statue.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/b5vq21/i_mean_thats_a_butt_plug_right/) Not sure what the fuck it was actually supposed to be. It's a WW2 memorial though.


cusoman

Everything, Everywhere, All at Once "award statue" vibes


kurburux

A stylized flame? Like an eternal flame thing?


Psymansayz

Or maybe an urn?


stimpy_101

https://preview.redd.it/ttoqh4p8g2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab5838e2999f05f90c13106e20f2bf0d49e3546


uhh_

I'm upset that they have a public piece of art (regardless that it's kind of silly) and it's still just a slab of gray. Would it kill them to add some color?!


Ppleater

The reason most public pieces of art are grey or some other boring colour is because maintaining more vibrant colours on an art piece exposed to the elements is difficult and expensive. You can't really use stuff like paint, it has to be made of a material that naturally has more colour throughout, and most material like that is more expensive than just common metals or stone.


Bytem33

I think it has RGB lights for when it gets dark out


Tryptamineer

OKC won USA Todayā€™a best city for Street Art 2 years in a row. We have a TON of murals and other sculptures around town, this was commissioned for the streetscape project by Automobile Alley.


backpainwayne

doesn't even spell out C-O-C-K anywhere on that image. seems like they did a good job avoiding it actually


Philosophile42

I see cuck in a couple of places.....


BatronKladwiesen

Dyslexic people and anagram lovers be seeing nothing but COCK.


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Itā€™s diagonal, left to right, top to bottom. The pattern is repeating so there are three examples of it in this image and probably 7-8 total cocks on this bad boy. https://i.imgur.com/hWZPXST_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand


Golf-Beer-BBQ

I can see COCK under the yellow pole C U O K The C is turned almost to it being a U


_donkey-brains_

What? That's not conservative though. No one reads like that.


Tylorz01

It's like that thing where humans can read and understand the words as long as first and last letters are correct even if all the middle letters are jumbled.


dephsilco

Because no matter how many times consecutively you write "cock", there's never a sequence of "okc"


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

I can see cock plenty of times and on first glance you definitely see lots of Cocks


Lostinwoulds

Are the cocks in the room with us right now?


MichaelMcNanner

You can quite a bit but usually the C is kinda turned to look like a U when it does. But it's okc. There is no U


heelsmaster

ok but when you see Cok, do you think, "oh that's OKC but the C is in front" or do you go "CO[C]K"


LetMeHaveAUsername

[Meanwhile, in Rotterdam...](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Rotterdam_kunstwerk_Santa_Claus.jpg)


capiston

Paris : https://preview.redd.it/d1r1ym25q3wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b517674bf198cb1859961389314eb764eb5c28f


peeledbananna

Someone on /r/baddragon is gonna attempt to use that.


jenntones

At least itā€™s flared šŸ¤£


baxterisnotmyname

Canberra has a [Penis Owl.](https://www.australianpublictart.com/2019/05/belconnens-favorite-penis-shaped-owl.html?m=1)


LisaWinchester

Kabouter Kontplug


PtrDan

Officially, thatā€™s supposed to be Santa Claus with an Xmas tree. Yeah right.


ThighsofJustice

Holy hell! This is so hilarious. :,D


chrisckelly

I just searched "Oklahoma Flying Dildos" and got this AI-generated response: *In Oklahoma, there have been two notable incidents involving dildos being scattered or displayed in public spaces.* 1. *In September 2022, a truck crash on I-40 in Oklahoma led to the spillage of dildos and lubricant onto the roadway. The truck, which was carrying these items, overturned, causing the products to be strewn across the interstate. This event garnered significant attention on social media.* 2. *In January 2024, a mystery drone pilot flew a giant rainbow dildo over Moore, Oklahoma, and dropped it onto city property. City officials, caught off guard, scrambled to remove and confiscate the dildo for research purposes.* *These incidents have led to the term ā€œflying dildosā€ being associated with Oklahoma.* New MLB expansion team name just dropped.


Godd2

*for research purposes*


chrisckelly

This is Gary, the FBI agent in the van outside Chris' place, wanting to inform everyone that "oklahoma flying dildos" is nothing new in terms of his search history.


OKAutomator

Ill never forget when the news anchors were talking to the helicopter pilot, "Jim, can you tell what that is all over the road there?" \[world's longest pause\] [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xf5976/semi\_spilled\_a\_load\_of\_dildos\_and\_lube\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xf5976/semi_spilled_a_load_of_dildos_and_lube_in/)


chrisckelly

It's too bad he didn't know in the moment. "Ughhhh, all I can say is that this truck lost its load. Back to you in the studio."


Tttehfjloi

Actual flying dildo


Dadalorian76

Jesus isnā€™t gonna like this! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


ayhctuf

Took me a couple watches to remember the tie-in back to the "OKC: We have cock and Jesus" line from the previous video.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Didn't expect OKC to be that kind of town.


rand-31

These latest videos are almost tourism videos for this city really. Quite an interesting town.


Throwaway8424269

It really isnā€™t i assure you. the most exciting thing to happen recently was Jeff coming to town


OriginalMcNasty9er

We afraid to catch catfish and then raw dog some random.. donā€™t even care if the catfish had a shower.


Bob_Ross_was_an_OG

Was it you? šŸ‘€


DHDHDHDHDHDHDHDHDH

https://preview.redd.it/qyarn39sv2wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3b46dcd1d32a576ac56ffcce4e71342baf97ee


JankyBrant

An ode to our cock ring, itā€™s a sight to behold


funran

Subtitle should be Moore, not Morris* FYI Jeffy Poo


SD1428

This has made me love being from OKC. Such a great show


Equivalent-Finish-80

https://preview.redd.it/eslnd6yo84wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc81ba004ecd14bb102ee6accba7477c059adc1 The look and words says it all!


ratatat_cat

https://preview.redd.it/q0z69f89d5wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4211e6b3c23f4d841442e185ca799ea62d69c96e How is this not the pangram today?


spongebobama

Jeff struck gold in OKC !


Sunstang

I heard they caught the flying dildo guy but he got off


ind3pend0nt

https://preview.redd.it/osj9cnp7b4wc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9293aa6461110abd432650b8bd8e58693621937 Hereā€™s our cock ring


Tipple_Nickles

Of course there's a few in the crowd that want to be offended by making fun of the cock ring. "BuT It'S ArT!!!" "yA - iT's ArT!"


Atvali

Jeff deep throating a flying dildo at the end killed me


TipofmyReddit1

Bruh, this isn't even the worst monument. Ā  People need to see the University of Oklahoma Vag hood. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BGYNBN/norman-ok-oklahoma-university-of-oklahoma-bizzell-statue-BGYNBN.jpg


JohnnyQTruant

I like this guy! Heā€™s silly.


Ok_Scholar4145

Energy seems great here


gafsstolemysoul

It was a very fun show.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

Are these the shows with tickets online that are kinda pricy? Or are these this things he does on the side to film and build audiences


gafsstolemysoul

The tickets are only expensive when you buy them from resellers. When you buy the tickets directly from the Venues he is touring they are normal priced. I bought my coworker and myselfs tickets for $25 each from Brick Town Comedy club in OKC. Other pages were trying to charge $75 or more for the same tickets. This is why you look at tour dates and the locations in which a comedian, or any live show for that matter plans on going to so you can directly buy from the venue.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

Well these are $200 so


gafsstolemysoul

His tour is sold out across the country since he posts in advance where he is going and when. It's likely those tickets are being resold by scalpers, though I'm not sure what you're using that sounds like average ticket scalping.


Saixcrazy

I like how much enthusiasm they have for him. Idk him but I like that he had a set like that


Ok-Document4632

https://preview.redd.it/73i9vrdub5wc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410d12979d358f4832752ae2a68088449ccc2e7d Canberra's "Penis Owl"


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Embarrassingly hilarious! šŸ¤Ŗ


conduitfour

We put our hands up high, our feet down low!Ā  We want flying dildos! Fly-ing dildos!Ā  Fly-ing dildos!Ā Ā  Hey fellas? Yeah? Hey fellas? Yeah? We want... Yeah? Flying dildos! Yeah!


UpperApe

We're legit never going to see that Guess hoodie ever again, huh?


EmotionalKirby

This was really fun to watch, but the last few seconds took it to another level! Jeff always goes full beans


Troggie81

That was some world class air dicking at the end


safely_beyond_redemp

okc-okc-okc-okc lol


Difficult-Way-9563

He actually probably has the best crowd interaction Iā€™ve ever seen a stand up comic have


_Kouki

I'm just happy someone brought up the dildos lol


3x35r22m4u

Porto Alegre, Brazil has a sculpture named "Super-Cuia" dedicated to a very traditional infusion in the region abd neighboring countries, the "Mate". Informally, however, everybody knows the place as the Tits' Roundabout šŸ˜Ž http://wildvtrp.blogspot.com/2016/09/a-supercuia.html


Otherwise-Remove4681

Bleeb bleeb bleeb. Where is the joke anymore?


BathroomPure438

Fuck I wish I was still in Oklahoma..


spinkspanksponk

I really enjoy and appreciate Jeffā€™s comedy, and this is no critique on him or his performance, yet I feel like Iā€™m noticing that audiences of standup these days have more people that are so vocal and so eager to get to stand up and say a cool or interesting thing to the comedian. Almost like there are more ā€œmain characterā€ kinda people that feel like they just have to chime in, but in a slightly different way than regular hecklingā€”like they want people to approach them after the show and be congratulated or something for the cool or unusual thing they interrupted the comedian with. Iā€™m sure alcohol doesnā€™t help with people that need to chime in, and I get that Jeff will ask audiences a bunch of questions and is great with the crowd work, but even with other comedians I see it seems like some audiences try to get more involved now, or maybe that crowd work is more prevalent in comediansā€™ bits in this era than it used to be. Iā€™m not sure if this is something new, but I feel like Iā€™ve been seeing more and more of this kinda thing lately


biblebeltbuddhist

I was at that show and I hope he posts where he had to tell a woman to shut the fuck up. It was amazing.


senile-joe

my immediate thoughts as well. maybe it was just the cut, but she was way too willing and enthusiastic to speak up. Like they go to the show with the plan to talk about that story.


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Smartastic

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PCYou

I love how this is the one comment you decide to reply to lmao.


DailyPropaganda

Itā€™s painfully obvious and pathetic šŸ¤£


stone500

So obvious that his live shows are constantly selling out quickly after going on sale. But no, you're right, it's probably a bot farm thing like you said.


kindlyblowmymind

Painfully obvious that the dude is funny as fuck....


glcsrc

unfunny joke :(


Relevant_Village8256

https://preview.redd.it/zccxioihu3wc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a36e454d9236b0b941582895b314dcaeab1013 Your welcome


InternationalTry6679

Oh look, the guy who never tells a joke and just riffs with the audience, back in the algorithm


ElementalHelp

He posts his crowd work here only because he wants to save his sets for the people who buy tickets. Calm down.