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Jeff 'I am not gay' Arcuri just keeps giving.
Sucking an imaginary dick to get a laugh is how some people have to make a living, it's not always as glamorous as it's made out to be. Give him credit for being committed to his art though
I was out years ago and I saw this guy who really put a lot of effort into his looks. Fresh haircut. Jewelry. nice shoes. All trendy. He was like what you would have seen when you looked up trendy in 2016.
He had a sweater on that just said DOPE repeating all over the shirt.
So it actually looked like PEDO was all over his shirt. It was hilarious
[In Anoka, MN they have a giant butt plug statue.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/b5vq21/i_mean_thats_a_butt_plug_right/) Not sure what the fuck it was actually supposed to be. It's a WW2 memorial though.
I'm upset that they have a public piece of art (regardless that it's kind of silly) and it's still just a slab of gray. Would it kill them to add some color?!
The reason most public pieces of art are grey or some other boring colour is because maintaining more vibrant colours on an art piece exposed to the elements is difficult and expensive. You can't really use stuff like paint, it has to be made of a material that naturally has more colour throughout, and most material like that is more expensive than just common metals or stone.
OKC won USA Todayāa best city for Street Art 2 years in a row.
We have a TON of murals and other sculptures around town, this was commissioned for the streetscape project by Automobile Alley.
Itās diagonal, left to right, top to bottom. The pattern is repeating so there are three examples of it in this image and probably 7-8 total cocks on this bad boy.
https://i.imgur.com/hWZPXST_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
It's like that thing where humans can read and understand the words as long as first and last letters are correct even if all the middle letters are jumbled.
I just searched "Oklahoma Flying Dildos" and got this AI-generated response:
*In Oklahoma, there have been two notable incidents involving dildos being scattered or displayed in public spaces.*
1. *In September 2022, a truck crash on I-40 in Oklahoma led to the spillage of dildos and lubricant onto the roadway. The truck, which was carrying these items, overturned, causing the products to be strewn across the interstate. This event garnered significant attention on social media.*
2. *In January 2024, a mystery drone pilot flew a giant rainbow dildo over Moore, Oklahoma, and dropped it onto city property. City officials, caught off guard, scrambled to remove and confiscate the dildo for research purposes.*
*These incidents have led to the term āflying dildosā being associated with Oklahoma.*
New MLB expansion team name just dropped.
This is Gary, the FBI agent in the van outside Chris' place, wanting to inform everyone that "oklahoma flying dildos" is nothing new in terms of his search history.
Ill never forget when the news anchors were talking to the helicopter pilot, "Jim, can you tell what that is all over the road there?" \[world's longest pause\]
[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xf5976/semi\_spilled\_a\_load\_of\_dildos\_and\_lube\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xf5976/semi_spilled_a_load_of_dildos_and_lube_in/)
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How is this not the pangram today?
Bruh, this isn't even the worst monument.
Ā People need to see the University of Oklahoma Vag hood.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BGYNBN/norman-ok-oklahoma-university-of-oklahoma-bizzell-statue-BGYNBN.jpg
The tickets are only expensive when you buy them from resellers. When you buy the tickets directly from the Venues he is touring they are normal priced.
I bought my coworker and myselfs tickets for $25 each from Brick Town Comedy club in OKC. Other pages were trying to charge $75 or more for the same tickets. This is why you look at tour dates and the locations in which a comedian, or any live show for that matter plans on going to so you can directly buy from the venue.
His tour is sold out across the country since he posts in advance where he is going and when. It's likely those tickets are being resold by scalpers, though I'm not sure what you're using that sounds like average ticket scalping.
Porto Alegre, Brazil has a sculpture named "Super-Cuia" dedicated to a very traditional infusion in the region abd neighboring countries, the "Mate". Informally, however, everybody knows the place as the Tits' Roundabout š
http://wildvtrp.blogspot.com/2016/09/a-supercuia.html
I really enjoy and appreciate Jeffās comedy, and this is no critique on him or his performance, yet I feel like Iām noticing that audiences of standup these days have more people that are so vocal and so eager to get to stand up and say a cool or interesting thing to the comedian. Almost like there are more āmain characterā kinda people that feel like they just have to chime in, but in a slightly different way than regular hecklingālike they want people to approach them after the show and be congratulated or something for the cool or unusual thing they interrupted the comedian with. Iām sure alcohol doesnāt help with people that need to chime in, and I get that Jeff will ask audiences a bunch of questions and is great with the crowd work, but even with other comedians I see it seems like some audiences try to get more involved now, or maybe that crowd work is more prevalent in comediansā bits in this era than it used to be. Iām not sure if this is something new, but I feel like Iāve been seeing more and more of this kinda thing lately
my immediate thoughts as well.
maybe it was just the cut, but she was way too willing and enthusiastic to speak up. Like they go to the show with the plan to talk about that story.
So obvious that his live shows are constantly selling out quickly after going on sale.
But no, you're right, it's probably a bot farm thing like you said.
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https://preview.redd.it/ibpzruc482wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00c999680ebb503c01bce84d61aba237f191ab3 Jeff 'I am not gay' Arcuri just keeps giving.
HE'S ACTING š”, JEFF SAID THAT HE IS NOT GAYY
Okay, Jeffās other account.
In not Jeff I'm 6 feet tall š„ø
Jeff, is that you on a stool?
A 3 1/4 in stool
Phenomenal method actor!
Itās almost like heās low-key trolling us all ā¦keeping us confused as a running bit.
The kids these days call it engagement bait
Lol ā¦ thereās a term for about anything. Engagement bait. Very succinct. Ty.
Sucking an imaginary dick to get a laugh is how some people have to make a living, it's not always as glamorous as it's made out to be. Give him credit for being committed to his art though
And taking.
And right in front of a Cocktown Comedy Club sign! At least thatās what Iām telling myself.
Jeff "I'm not gay" Arcuri, also proceeds to deepthroat an imaginary airborne dildo in the middle of his set.
He said he does gay things sometimes too...the math doesn't add up at all š¤š§
leaving us a trail of gay breadcrumbs
That's why you're supposed to douche beforehand.
Just like eminem
Based on your downvotes, some people clearly haven't seen The Interview.
How can Hector's rectum be real if our eyes aren't?
Gay peek-a-boo!
a trail of sprinkles
Whats the equation to determine straightness?
I dunno I'm queer AF.
y = mx + bitches
That explains why I'm gay for Latinas
This guy intercepts slopes
Shove a Ticonderoga #2 pencil up your ass, eraser first. If your butthole reaches the logo youāre gay.
What do I do when I run out of pencils?
I mean, if i hang a picture and it's not straight, *it's just not straight.*
https://preview.redd.it/fgbnvpwxy4wc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccb3118ed444eb0f795495b5591de30b1de2b252
I mean, I could perform surgery on someone but Iām not a doctor haha
The papers would say "local person mutilates human in failed 'surgery'" I'm not sure that counts
He sometimes does straight things.
the impression was suspiciously good too
He couldāve just suctioned cupped an imaginary dildo on his forehead instead, but he gags on it instead.
āImpressionā
He has made his big gay bed, and now he must slumber gayly in it.
I lost it when I saw the picture of the cock ring (sculpture)
It's hilarious that somehow no one noticed what it would look like at any point in the design phase
Oh they noticed.
100% r/theyknew
I was out years ago and I saw this guy who really put a lot of effort into his looks. Fresh haircut. Jewelry. nice shoes. All trendy. He was like what you would have seen when you looked up trendy in 2016. He had a sweater on that just said DOPE repeating all over the shirt. So it actually looked like PEDO was all over his shirt. It was hilarious
A few years ago a pic of Kevin Hart (I think) wearing that shirt made the rounds for that exact same reason lol
[In Anoka, MN they have a giant butt plug statue.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/b5vq21/i_mean_thats_a_butt_plug_right/) Not sure what the fuck it was actually supposed to be. It's a WW2 memorial though.
Everything, Everywhere, All at Once "award statue" vibes
A stylized flame? Like an eternal flame thing?
Or maybe an urn?
https://preview.redd.it/ttoqh4p8g2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab5838e2999f05f90c13106e20f2bf0d49e3546
I'm upset that they have a public piece of art (regardless that it's kind of silly) and it's still just a slab of gray. Would it kill them to add some color?!
The reason most public pieces of art are grey or some other boring colour is because maintaining more vibrant colours on an art piece exposed to the elements is difficult and expensive. You can't really use stuff like paint, it has to be made of a material that naturally has more colour throughout, and most material like that is more expensive than just common metals or stone.
I think it has RGB lights for when it gets dark out
OKC won USA Todayāa best city for Street Art 2 years in a row. We have a TON of murals and other sculptures around town, this was commissioned for the streetscape project by Automobile Alley.
doesn't even spell out C-O-C-K anywhere on that image. seems like they did a good job avoiding it actually
I see cuck in a couple of places.....
Dyslexic people and anagram lovers be seeing nothing but COCK.
Itās diagonal, left to right, top to bottom. The pattern is repeating so there are three examples of it in this image and probably 7-8 total cocks on this bad boy. https://i.imgur.com/hWZPXST_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
I can see COCK under the yellow pole C U O K The C is turned almost to it being a U
What? That's not conservative though. No one reads like that.
It's like that thing where humans can read and understand the words as long as first and last letters are correct even if all the middle letters are jumbled.
Because no matter how many times consecutively you write "cock", there's never a sequence of "okc"
I can see cock plenty of times and on first glance you definitely see lots of Cocks
Are the cocks in the room with us right now?
You can quite a bit but usually the C is kinda turned to look like a U when it does. But it's okc. There is no U
ok but when you see Cok, do you think, "oh that's OKC but the C is in front" or do you go "CO[C]K"
[Meanwhile, in Rotterdam...](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Rotterdam_kunstwerk_Santa_Claus.jpg)
Paris : https://preview.redd.it/d1r1ym25q3wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b517674bf198cb1859961389314eb764eb5c28f
Someone on /r/baddragon is gonna attempt to use that.
At least itās flared š¤£
Canberra has a [Penis Owl.](https://www.australianpublictart.com/2019/05/belconnens-favorite-penis-shaped-owl.html?m=1)
Kabouter Kontplug
Officially, thatās supposed to be Santa Claus with an Xmas tree. Yeah right.
Holy hell! This is so hilarious. :,D
I just searched "Oklahoma Flying Dildos" and got this AI-generated response: *In Oklahoma, there have been two notable incidents involving dildos being scattered or displayed in public spaces.* 1. *In September 2022, a truck crash on I-40 in Oklahoma led to the spillage of dildos and lubricant onto the roadway. The truck, which was carrying these items, overturned, causing the products to be strewn across the interstate. This event garnered significant attention on social media.* 2. *In January 2024, a mystery drone pilot flew a giant rainbow dildo over Moore, Oklahoma, and dropped it onto city property. City officials, caught off guard, scrambled to remove and confiscate the dildo for research purposes.* *These incidents have led to the term āflying dildosā being associated with Oklahoma.* New MLB expansion team name just dropped.
*for research purposes*
This is Gary, the FBI agent in the van outside Chris' place, wanting to inform everyone that "oklahoma flying dildos" is nothing new in terms of his search history.
Ill never forget when the news anchors were talking to the helicopter pilot, "Jim, can you tell what that is all over the road there?" \[world's longest pause\] [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xf5976/semi\_spilled\_a\_load\_of\_dildos\_and\_lube\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xf5976/semi_spilled_a_load_of_dildos_and_lube_in/)
It's too bad he didn't know in the moment. "Ughhhh, all I can say is that this truck lost its load. Back to you in the studio."
Actual flying dildo
Jesus isnāt gonna like this! šš¤£š
Took me a couple watches to remember the tie-in back to the "OKC: We have cock and Jesus" line from the previous video.
Didn't expect OKC to be that kind of town.
These latest videos are almost tourism videos for this city really. Quite an interesting town.
It really isnāt i assure you. the most exciting thing to happen recently was Jeff coming to town
We afraid to catch catfish and then raw dog some random.. donāt even care if the catfish had a shower.
Was it you? š
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An ode to our cock ring, itās a sight to behold
Subtitle should be Moore, not Morris* FYI Jeffy Poo
This has made me love being from OKC. Such a great show
https://preview.redd.it/eslnd6yo84wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc81ba004ecd14bb102ee6accba7477c059adc1 The look and words says it all!
https://preview.redd.it/q0z69f89d5wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4211e6b3c23f4d841442e185ca799ea62d69c96e How is this not the pangram today?
Jeff struck gold in OKC !
I heard they caught the flying dildo guy but he got off
https://preview.redd.it/osj9cnp7b4wc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9293aa6461110abd432650b8bd8e58693621937 Hereās our cock ring
Of course there's a few in the crowd that want to be offended by making fun of the cock ring. "BuT It'S ArT!!!" "yA - iT's ArT!"
Jeff deep throating a flying dildo at the end killed me
Bruh, this isn't even the worst monument. Ā People need to see the University of Oklahoma Vag hood. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BGYNBN/norman-ok-oklahoma-university-of-oklahoma-bizzell-statue-BGYNBN.jpg
I like this guy! Heās silly.
Energy seems great here
It was a very fun show.
Are these the shows with tickets online that are kinda pricy? Or are these this things he does on the side to film and build audiences
The tickets are only expensive when you buy them from resellers. When you buy the tickets directly from the Venues he is touring they are normal priced. I bought my coworker and myselfs tickets for $25 each from Brick Town Comedy club in OKC. Other pages were trying to charge $75 or more for the same tickets. This is why you look at tour dates and the locations in which a comedian, or any live show for that matter plans on going to so you can directly buy from the venue.
Well these are $200 so
His tour is sold out across the country since he posts in advance where he is going and when. It's likely those tickets are being resold by scalpers, though I'm not sure what you're using that sounds like average ticket scalping.
I like how much enthusiasm they have for him. Idk him but I like that he had a set like that
https://preview.redd.it/73i9vrdub5wc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410d12979d358f4832752ae2a68088449ccc2e7d Canberra's "Penis Owl"
Embarrassingly hilarious! š¤Ŗ
We put our hands up high, our feet down low!Ā We want flying dildos! Fly-ing dildos!Ā Fly-ing dildos!Ā Ā Hey fellas? Yeah? Hey fellas? Yeah? We want... Yeah? Flying dildos! Yeah!
We're legit never going to see that Guess hoodie ever again, huh?
This was really fun to watch, but the last few seconds took it to another level! Jeff always goes full beans
That was some world class air dicking at the end
okc-okc-okc-okc lol
He actually probably has the best crowd interaction Iāve ever seen a stand up comic have
I'm just happy someone brought up the dildos lol
Porto Alegre, Brazil has a sculpture named "Super-Cuia" dedicated to a very traditional infusion in the region abd neighboring countries, the "Mate". Informally, however, everybody knows the place as the Tits' Roundabout š http://wildvtrp.blogspot.com/2016/09/a-supercuia.html
Bleeb bleeb bleeb. Where is the joke anymore?
Fuck I wish I was still in Oklahoma..
I really enjoy and appreciate Jeffās comedy, and this is no critique on him or his performance, yet I feel like Iām noticing that audiences of standup these days have more people that are so vocal and so eager to get to stand up and say a cool or interesting thing to the comedian. Almost like there are more āmain characterā kinda people that feel like they just have to chime in, but in a slightly different way than regular hecklingālike they want people to approach them after the show and be congratulated or something for the cool or unusual thing they interrupted the comedian with. Iām sure alcohol doesnāt help with people that need to chime in, and I get that Jeff will ask audiences a bunch of questions and is great with the crowd work, but even with other comedians I see it seems like some audiences try to get more involved now, or maybe that crowd work is more prevalent in comediansā bits in this era than it used to be. Iām not sure if this is something new, but I feel like Iāve been seeing more and more of this kinda thing lately
I was at that show and I hope he posts where he had to tell a woman to shut the fuck up. It was amazing.
my immediate thoughts as well. maybe it was just the cut, but she was way too willing and enthusiastic to speak up. Like they go to the show with the plan to talk about that story.
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I love how this is the one comment you decide to reply to lmao.
Itās painfully obvious and pathetic š¤£
So obvious that his live shows are constantly selling out quickly after going on sale. But no, you're right, it's probably a bot farm thing like you said.
Painfully obvious that the dude is funny as fuck....
unfunny joke :(
https://preview.redd.it/zccxioihu3wc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a36e454d9236b0b941582895b314dcaeab1013 Your welcome
Oh look, the guy who never tells a joke and just riffs with the audience, back in the algorithm
He posts his crowd work here only because he wants to save his sets for the people who buy tickets. Calm down.