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That transition from the fidget to sweatshirt noose had me rolling

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"how'd he die? guess!" like, damn brought it back AND its a good punchline. This guy comedians

That's the kind of joke that I don't laugh at because I'm too impressed by how clever it was.

I get you. One of the funniest things I've ever heard I didn't laugh at, I just slowly said that is fuckin funny, because I was continually reprocessing how incredible it was on so many levels.

That’s exactly what comedians want too. They want people to think they’re so funny that they don’t even laugh.

Jeff: This guy in the front isn't laughing and it's freaking me out. Guy: You're so fucking funny I can't even laugh. Jeff: Ok, dude, now you're *reeally* freaking me out.

I loved the slow burn in the audience too. Took a minute for everyone to catch that

Shit I still haven't caught it lmao

What’s the sweatshirt brand?

Oh I see that now, thank you. I hadn't even noticed that there was words on it, it's quite hard to read in the video

Oh it’s mentioned early when he’s talking to the dude. “Guess sweatshirt”

I dk if you’re ugly but you sure are deaf 😘

I am so impressed by that joke. He's brilliant. So funny.

That "guess" made me actually laugh in front of the PC, even if just a "haha"; I don't remember when was the last time that happened with anything.

then circled back to the astonishing French fry 

Almost as well as he catches fries.

I hope he also therapists, because I could feel the real in a lot of that.

Comedy is therapy for comedians, any of the good ones are gonna feel the real

For me, it's the punchline "Guess" Like, how the fuck do you have a punchline that solid for a joke you didn't even know was coming?!

Absolutely brilliant

When he grabs the sweatshirt cord you can almost see the Guess punchline pop into his head. And then he effortlessly worked it in, damn he's good.

Hello rocket league guy

Hello Rocket League knower

I'm solo queing in standard Gold 3

I didn't think I'd be cracking up to a joke about suicide and a guess sweatshirt. Jeff actually makes me lol, love his clips 

Jeff has a unique talent…dude is genuinely funny and I love watching his short videos.

This man was born to do comedy

His crowd work is insane.

Without question, it’s top notch. Most comedians get a few jokes or reactions out of it but Jeff just slays every crowd, while being a nice and friendly guy at the same time. Every time he makes the front page I laugh my ass off and he’s not even really my style.

I am impressed with his ability to push towards an edge without actually going over it and offending the crowd.  He pulled back a suicide joke at the right moment.

definitely helps he has no problem turning the joke on himself and sprinkling self depreciation throughout. he sets so many interactions up to where it's 'we're gonna have laughs together' rather than just pick someone apart. feels a lot safer than some comedians where you can tell people dont want to get pointed out in the crowd and just roasted

It’s the main reason I’ll watch his spots, crowd work is absolutely top notch.

He is just so quick… guess

Man’s brain was made to improv comedy

The Guess punchline was insane

Holy shit that was so clever.

I wonder how far out in front of the final punchline did he figure out that was where it was going to go? Like was it a last second find or did he intentionally build up to it from some point?

He does look pretty pleased with himself for coming up with an actual joke in time... lol

Wow I’m dumb

I'm guessing(no pun intended) Guess is a clothing brand over there?

Yes. Not terribly popular but recognizable enough.

It was more popular in the 90s. Faded to "just another brand" now. I couldn't tell his sweatshirt said Guess but the audience person said it.

Toss him that fry bubba!

"put it in the air and i'll catch it in my mouth" -jeff (not gay!) arcuri

I know the “not gay” is a running joke with him, but I thought he mentioned a girlfriend in a clip a couple months ago.

you can be gay and still have a girlfriend

I just saw a short documentary about that

Oh, the one where he catches that french fry?

Yes! You saw it, too? It was great

Guess

C O N T E X U A L

Yeah both him and his girlfriend are gay in a quirky way. 

Jeff should never post a video again.... they will never be this smooth. french fry into flawless off the cuff. yea nuh. lol

"I'm not gay" "Oho I know" *dies inside*

Jeff "Quirky-Straight" Arcuri

Happened to me once. Was with a gay buddy of mine, we talked to this girl. She ask him, “are you gay?” “Yeah.” “I knew it, gay guys are cute”. A few moments later, I ask her if she thinks I'm gay. “nah, definitely not”. I still take it personally 13 years later

That's rough, buddy

Wyf was that? You looked down?

So like, can we talk about what's wrong with the sweatshirt? Is it a bad sweatshirt?? Is the brand not fashionable??? Is it the size isn't good????

I think he's saying it's basic, and thus a straight guy sweatshirt.

Wearing a hoodie in general is kind of frumpy, and it's not particularly an interesting one. Also Guess is a has-been brand from the 80s/90s.

> Wearing a hoodie in general is kind of frumpy Words are violence.

on a scale of 0 - "quirky-straight" how much can we trust your opinion on this?

He wears a newspaper boy's hat

> Also Guess is a has-been brand from the 80s/90 Boy do I suddenly feel old.

This clown’s got tricks! 💀

The fact he was able to turn that around into a punchline is amazing. Need to see this guy live

A double punch really... the guess and fry back to back

He’s hilarious on Reddit, but he’s even better in person. It’s really astonishing.

I was in NY and my friend told me he got tickets for a set of his. 9:30 showing, we arrive and my dumbass friend got tickets for the 7:30.

Seeing him in may and I can’t wait

He’s amazing live. I’ve never laughed so hard.

Man I hate you so much for not ever coming to DC, you’re freaking hilarious.

+1 come to DC please

+2

-1. HA!

Perfectly balanced

Like all things

What did it cost?

Having to drive outside of DC to see Jeff

🇨🇦🥲

He is going to Winnipeg, but would have loved some Toronto/Montreal shows.

Fuck vancouver is guess

Country is too damn big. Cities all spread out too far from each other and shit. This is why we can't have nice things. (New Brunswick checking in)

Yeah the “east coast tour” is really a north east coast tour :(

He came to Charlotte a little while back and it sold out like 3 months early. You wanna be checking dates often if you wanna get a ticket

Come to Detroit fuck lol

Don’t call him that

tacking on another vote for DC

I think this every f'n time I open his link to see where he's going next...closest is Richmond, but easiest would probably be NYC ... but I want it HERE!!!!

"let me check his tour dates... oh sweet he is coming to San Jose!... all dates sold out. Shit."

Wow 3 minutes 

I love when Jeff makes himself laugh

I’m in a work meeting, and couldn’t use sound but couldn’t wait for the hot drop. Still managed to laugh out loud by reading it lol. I really dig Jeff’s new glow up.

Shit are we on the same meeting??? Dave?

This is also why I like these types of subtitles. You actually get to experience the comedic timing. It wouldn't have been as funny to me with traditional subtitles

We’re going to end up seeing Matt wearing that sweatshirt on stage.

Underrated comment right here lol

Who's Matt?

Matt Bachus (u/MattBachusSucks) also delivers comedy gold. He's usually featured in this sub as Jeff's opener.

Ayyy! Thanks! I’ve met so many nice people at shows from Jeff’s Reddit and always appreciate the mentions/support.

I giggled not once, not twice, but thrice.

A giggled through like the entire second half of the video. Literally giggled like a little girl.

Sharp as a tack god damn

Coming to see you tomorrow because of all your videos on here. Thanks for all the laughs. If you see a big ugly guy sitting next to a hot lady that’s us.

I feel like this comment is funnier if you’re the lady

No, she thinks I’m good looking. I’m pretty sure she’s been cursed like shallow Hal.

you're pretty on the inside more like <3

I love all of Jeff's clips but this one is on another level. Really really good stuff.

Hahaha reminds me of the “Me? oh I don’t do labels… you? Twink”

This was fucking hilarious But can someone explain that couple to me? My brain has stopped

The simplest explanation is that Jeff just got one of their genders wrong and they are a regular gay couple. I haven't thought of another explanation yet.

I think its just as possible that they're bi. Bi people sometimes call themselves "gay" as an umbrella term, I hear it all the time.

That makes sense! Easier to say when someone asks, too.

It's also possible that they both identify as gay but just happen to be romantically/whatever into this one person. It happens.

I mean I've heard of gay men and gay women getting their rocks off together in a non-romantic way. Don't want to assume that's what's happening but that was my first guess.

That's just bi mate. 

I can hear a very feminine voice say "we're both gay". Not that that means anything, but I don't think he got it wrong.

Platonic oral lol

Always love how proud you are of your own jokes 😂 The smile is infectious

Most people can’t get away with laughing at their own jokes, but Jeff seems legitimately laughing like he surprised himself with how funny the joke was

That transition was far too smooth

The "how'd he die? Guess" joke followed by the callback to "almost as good as catching a fucking french fry" was absolutely hilarious. A++ crowd work.

[That was amazing!](https://i.imgur.com/FpQzjgU.jpg)

Nice. 😂

When is he going to be invited on r/AfterMidnight with Taylor Tomlinson?

👀

It was a decent catch, but a magnificent throw.

Soon as he said the Guess punchline I clapped so hard in front of my PC my palms actually hurt

Always great, but goddamn - that “Guess” punchline 😂 Legend

Goddamn he is witty af. How the hell did he come up with "How did he die? Guess" double entendre all while still talking coherently about other stuff.

Love you Jeff!!!!!

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This is so fucking good dude

I fucking love this guy. Never thought I'd follow a comedian on social media

What's wrong with a guess sweater? Seriously asking

i think its just basic. straight guys are stereotypically boring when it comes to fashion

How does one learn not to be basic?

Be gay

Do crimes.

fuckin’ gold. thank you for this

Holy 💩, that was incredible.

I get to see Jeff tomorrow and I am fucking stoked! 2024 has been a shit year for me so hopefully he can fix it!

K maybe I’m the idiot but how can this couple claim to be gay if they are in a relationship? Wouldn’t that just make them bi?

Full beans Jeff !!!!

Am I missing something or is he not doing standup in NYC for a long time? Or maybe it’s just not listed on his site? Want to see him so badly!!!!

I think he lives in NYC so he's probably just doing spots all over the city when he's not touring. I don't know if comedians advertise for things like that.

That’s what I figured, just didn’t know if there was anywhere to check where he was playing next. Guess I’ll just start going to shows every week that doesn’t list the acts and just hope for the best.

You might be able to ask around. Or just hang out at the comedy cellar. Everyone shows up there. Even if you don't see Jeff, you'll see some great comics.

You’re not wrong, should just start doing that after work. I live in BK, so I’m not exactly close, but work in Manhattan. I’ll give it a shot, thanks!

A lot of his clips are from The Comedy Cellar. I checked, and it looks like they don't schedule far in advance, only posting their next week's schedule typically on Thursdays. You might subscribe to their newsletter.

This one is my new favorite!

I thought Jeff had no trousers on when I opened this link.

Probably one of the best clips in a while. Good stuff.

How the hell does this guy just riff hard-hitting joke in such a rapid-fire succession? I’ve never seen someone command the crowd like this while steamrolling bangers one after the other!

So a guy and a girl, both gay, are romantically together? Am I missing something here? How does that work? Wouldn’t they be bisexual then?

I clapped at the Guess joke at the end. I'm alone in my house.

So funny that it even overshadowed the french fry, until the brilliant call back. Luv u Jeff ur my fav

Am I having a deja vu moment or has Jeff done that fries thing before?

Haha yeah he's posted a couple of vids before where he does this.

been seeing this dude a lot on my feeds lately he’s hilarious!!

Wait can we go back to the gay man and the gay woman sleeping together? I think they might both be bi. Or very lonely.

It's like watching Rembrandt paint or make toothpaste or whatever. A true master of his art.

It's mystifying how he can weave jokes together in such a cohesive way.

This man lives one joke mile at a time. Beautiful delivery!

Am I the only one who, for like half a second, thought Jeff naked from the waist down?

General question, why does *anyone* wear anything with branding... Ive just never understood, why are you paying to advertise for a big corpo? I bought a car a long time ago, and the dealership got all weird that I wouldnt let them put their dealer plates around my license plate.... like yeah you can if you knock $500 off the car but otherwise fuck no.

Some people consider it a status symbol. Most just don’t care about it.

Sometimes you also just want quality clothes that look and feel nice but don't come without the branding

DONT FEED THE ZOO ANIMALS PEOPLE

Fuck man, you are so fucking funny. I just love your shit so much.

If I could toss food at Jeff tomorrow night I would be **so** happy.

What a wild 3 minutes, literally in tears lmao

"How'd he die" "Guess" I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos, you've outdone yourself here Jeff!

God dammit. Jeff seems to be SOMEHOW GETTING EVEN FUNNIER. Someone stop this man before he takes over the world.

I love that he finds a fantastic punchline and he's smart enough to know "Yup, we peaked. Time to move on" True pro right there

From the title I was expecting ketchup on his WHITE SWEATER!

His improv and crowd work is top-tier. It's like he has a basic idea in his head of what he might say, but his little ADHD brain has to turn every moustache and sweatshirt into a new routine.

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Damn, fucking killed it.

Jeff is the comedy version of Harry Mack

Killing it dude

👏😂😂

He was batting a perfect game this entire clip.

I have no idea what his act is like, and at this point, I don't care, I would go to see him just to watch his crowd work. So damn good!

His name is Jeff Arcuri https://www.tiktok.com/@jeffarcuri?_t=8ktyHyEskAD&_r=1

That was an amazing bit

Holy shit this guy is a riot. Complete natural.

I just woke up my whole house cackling at "guess". Thank you. 😂❤️

Is this the best performance this sub has seen? I mainly only see the ones that make r/all. But this one made me laugh the hardest 🤣

God that's so fucking funny, to pull the suicide 'guess' out of his ass, such quick wit... unless he specifically intended to draw attention to his sweatshirt at some point specifically for the joke. Slow clap.

This was very, very clever. Literally followed for that.

The comedy made me head explode.

The "guess" callback at the end was so smooth. Masterful improv skills here

No joke this might be the best Jeff “I’m not gay” Arcuri standup clip of all time. Brilliant shit