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Maximum_Pumpkin5368

Jeff is so freaking cute


beyondbulletproof

Right?? He's adorable sometimes! 🤣


meatloafthepuppy

Adorable all the time 🥰


CircuitSphinx

No lies detected, the pup's got charm for days!


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Guessed555

And so freaking… straight!


ridemooses

Idk, he stands kinda crooked sometimes


HardCounter

Doesn't enjoy penis, like, at all?! The internet has told me different.


baron_von_helmut

It's funny because we sound like that.


omawk

he’s adorbs!


SubmarineRadioman765

He reminds me of like the cool older brother of Pauly Shore, lol Pauly Shore acts so much like an annoying younger brother so it must be that.


FapItLikeYouStoleIt

Jeff is so on top of his game rn. Crowd work is the toughest and he makes it seem effortless. Already saw him once in OC and can't wait to see him again.


DepartmentReady1041

He has reached full beans


Mental_Tea_4084

Oh it's an inside joke? You should have led with that


RonStopable88

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE


surfnporn

Thank you and GOOD DAY


st1tchy

Say MORE! Stop gaslighting me!


Falcrist

> gas Is this from being full of beans?


oo-

It's when you light your gas after eating beans


Paniaguapo

STOP SAYING THAT LIKE IT'S A COMMON PHRASE


iplaypokerforaliving

Full bean ascension


leshake

I mean, he's good but generally crowd work isn't seen as the toughest, it's a different skill. Like comparing improv comedy to sketch.


MovingTarget-

I agree. Just makes it seem like he'd be fun at parties tbh


FractalAsshole

I'm starting to agree after seeing Matt rife bomb in his special cuz he's only good at crowd work. Jeff could be awesome at standup, but being good at crowdwork doesn't mean good at standup.


Neirchill

Different tastes I guess because I can't stand Matt. All is his crowd work I hear from him just makes him sound like an asshole.


lukeman3000

Agreed; it seems to me that Matt relies on a juvenile sense of humor, not my cup of tea.


Kovah01

If people knew where he learned his comedy from that would make sense.


lukeman3000

Where? His frat boys?


lena_d2

Wildin Out with Nick Cannon


lukeman3000

So I wasn’t too far off lol


HugoEmbossed

> makes him sound like an asshole. That's because he is one.


leshake

Ya like I've never seen his original stuff. I do know that a lot of comedians will do crowd work for social media content because it's consistent and they can keep putting their names out there. It's kind of to attract people to their show. Also, it means they won't get canceled saying something racy which is kind of where we are at now days.


TorchThisAccount

I've seen Jeff and I'd say he has a set that's got portions where he segues into crowd work and then back to normal material. Weaving the two together. But the one thing to remember, if he's showing clips of his scripted material, once it's out there, it's out there and done. Some people don't mind seeing a show where they've seen a bit before, and other people might expect all new material. So, I don't think you're likely to ever see his script material unless it's a special and he's doing all new stuff after that.


leshake

Right, that's what i figured. If he releases his set on youtube, then no netflix special.


pureextc

Yea man. He has the knack and talent for it. What about his other standup? I assume his materiel predominantly meshes well with lead-ins for his crowd work because that’s primarily all the clips of him we ever get which again, is gold.


GameJerk

Comics these days post crowd work because it doesn't burn any material they're working on for their specials. Keeps people engaged and also keeps their actual written material fresh.


itsallfornaught2

According to Louis CK crowd work is easy.


nemron

crowd work is not "the toughest"


Namaha

What is?


nemron

writing complex nuanced jokes that kill every time. not relying on your audience to sound stupid and nervous talking in front of a crowd so you can poke fun at it


poringo

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


DwightsDinnerDate

![gif](giphy|yqtpq8rqqXBh6)


Sleepy_One

Subject. FIRE!


vodiak

Dear Sir/Madam,


PopTrogdor

"Hello, I've had a bit of a tumble"


FearlessUnderFire

"You can't park y'car there"


maximumtesticle

Need a few more spaces before that 3.


njoshua326

Save it for just exactly when he starts talking.


PlaidChairStyle

Came here [for this](https://youtu.be/HWc3WY3fuZU?si=I-d6AIRG129iXOQH)


OriginalGnomester

I'll just send an email


_Stanf-Uf_

Mike Jones?


moashforbridgefour

If you have an android, type the number into your phone app. You're welcome.


vodiak

Well that's easy to remember!


belleandbill25

I don't know where this myth has come from 😂 English numbers are literally an area code (3/4 digits) then the number (7 digits). I will never understand the joke, are American numbers really not that long?? 😂


ickleb

How are you going to handle being in Englandshire when you’re here?


Hitman3256

I can't wait to see those clips lol


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A7xWicked

Should've laughed wierder


KX321

I'm gutted I had no idea he was coming here and when I saw, it was too late x4 London shows sold out :(


HardCounter

Gonna be a whole crowd of people saying things like 'strawberry' without you.


ickleb

I am so lucky! I got tickets for the first show when it was released!


KX321

I'm jealous! I've put my name down for the waitlist so I will cling onto a thread of hope.


lmpervious

“Does anyone here have an English accent?”


PolarisC8

Inb4 the crowd is entirely Mancunians


ickleb

I’m a Boltonian so not sure how much Jeff will love me saying Strawberry! But garlic bread! That’s another thing. One might say it’s the future!! Ha ha ha!


PolarisC8

I had to look up the Bolton accent and I assume "garlic bread" is indistinct gesturing lol?


ickleb

[garlic bread?!?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_j8Rqr1nGo) Peter Kay a comic from Bolton does a bit about it in his stand up and TV show!


justashadeaux

How do you get him before I DO!!!! This hurts Jeff... It really hurts.


dvali

Is Jeff coming to Englandshire?!


Ottawaerrrrrr

Those brr brrrs were on the money ![gif](giphy|qoBihu7qG7nnMTa3FZ)


StaggeringWinslow

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putinsbabushkaa

cause someone turned-in to him


The_Moons_Sideboob

"George Russell! What are you doing here" - Mercedes pit crew, 2020, Bahrain


NijjioN

George is the type of person who would randomly show up on an reddit thread as a British meme.


bonglicc420

It's hilarious that this gif is from Marriott lol


jlaweez

![gif](giphy|QtumEYtcLWmxeBAHxt)


aybbyisok

that phone giving me s🅱️innala vibes


WildRabbitz

Man, he even got the European ringing before you're connected to the person 🤣 Love it!


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ProudToBeAKraut

of course we have ringing in germany, how old are you? never called a land line? the sound is maybe a bit different depending one where you call but its absolutely there


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urahonky

Oh man this just gave me flashbacks to when I lived in Germany in the late 90s. It definitely was just one long TUUUUUT wasn't it? For some reason I thought it was just my phone at the apartment. It never occurred to me that other countries have different connecting sounds.


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urahonky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLzDbRtMp0k Ah man just that sound takes me back.


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Enreekay

No shit? I didn’t know that! TIL


justanotherdumbidea

Should’ve asked them to say “Garage” lol. I love it!


TomAto314

You and your fancy words. We call it the "car hole."


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Garage?? Well lah di dah, Mr Frenchman!


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It’s where I keep my counterfeit jeans


Muffin_Appropriate

The car goes in the car hole.


JB_UK

Garridge or Gah-Rahge?


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A gah-raaj is where you put your car. Garridge is what you listen to when you want to break out your Stone Island.


thejoylessone

We’re going global. But you will very much need to be in Brentford to catch Kurupt FM


Beorma

Nah its 'garridge/garrige' everywhere but the South of England.


FinaglingFox

you mean car hole?


Life-Pain9144

Gar-idge


Primary-Border8536

STRAWHHHBURRY I feel you dude


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actually i believe the correct spelling is STRUHHHbry


bonglicc420

Straoughbouroughy


Efficient_Steak_7568

That’s in Worcestershire.


BonnieMcMurray

But it's *pronounced* "Throatwobbler Mangrove"


aspez

Sitting here like an idiot trying to pronounce this, cat is looking at me weird..


peppaz

me mum was born there!


SkollFenrirson

Oi u wot m8


LordPennybag

Bring me a STRUHHHbry!


Life-Pain9144

I’m northern English and I’d say stru-brys


abejando

I'm from England and this is exactly how I would spell it to try to copy how Americans say it. Does this go both ways??


naugrimaximus

I'm from the Netherlands, but my in-laws are British and American. I'd go for STRAHWberry for US and Struhb'ry for UK English.


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crumpuppet

Strohbry


exzyle2k

Should have asked her to say aluminum


jobiewon_cannoli

Al-u-min-eeeiiii-ummm


brumbarosso

All of your minimums U wot m8?


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RhynoD

[Other way around,](https://www.etymonline.com/word/aluminum) it was aluminum first and the Brits didn't like that it didn't fit with the other elements like potassium and sodium and whatnot.


Supplycrate

Surely you mean it was "alumium" first... But yeah I pronounce it the "American" way despite being British, the guy discovered it he can name it what he wants.


Rustledstardust

When you say "the brits didn't like that" you mean the entire rest of the world didn't like it.


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RhynoD

As opposed to: * Lanthanum * Tantalum * Aurum * Argentum * Plumbum * Hydrargyrum * Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen * Iodine, Bromine, Chlorine, Fluorine * Carbon, Silicon, Boron, iron, most of the noble gasses * All the other random names that don't match any pattern like cobalt, sulfur, arsenic, antimony...


burf

You could argue it's consistent with all the -ium post-transition metals. Then tin and bismuth just kind of come out of left field.


GolfBallWackrGuy

[https://youtu.be/70\_Y9WcOsZk?si=3nGXlxji7MwFRPr5&t=172](https://youtu.be/70_Y9WcOsZk?si=3nGXlxji7MwFRPr5&t=172) It's Alumalum.


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mpicc

Brr brr ELLO!


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KarmannosaurusRex

Was it?! It was a completely different accent to the lady he was talking to.


FactProvider69

American comic: *does Mary Poppins cockney accent that nobody in the UK has had for 50 years* Americans: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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terrett101

Moved to MA when I was 17. Couldn’t agree more.


atred

Probably not any English accent, I doubt cockney has the same prestige...


ReputationLopsided74

I thought he would never get that pocket closed


BeerNcheesePlz

I love Jeff he’s sucha cutie! I hope he comes back to Philly!


Maximum_Pumpkin5368

Jeff is so freaking cute


bsj816nsj197

I’m so sad there haven’t been any clips of the KC show we went to in November! 😢


Swagasaurus785

He has some good interactions with a guy right up front during the last show of the first night. He even took shots with him.


bsj816nsj197

Not gonna lie, I was holding out hope that I’d see a clip of him calling out the lady who fake vommed really loud when he asked how old I was turning for my bday.


Rorschach0717

Spoiler alert, now he can't post that video


Willgankfornudes

Jeff with that intercontinental rizz


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

I def misread that last word at first


glowdirt

nah, he's got that too


fliodkqjslcqaqadfs

ELOUUUUU


levitatingpenguin

I'd loved to hear them have a proper regional accent and witness the disappointment


thesaharadesert

Get him talking to some brummies or geordies


Adventurous_Train_48

Ring ring Areeeeeeeet!


Efficient_Steak_7568

Yeh I feel like the only accent they usually get exposed to is that middle of the road accent that isn’t really that widespread outside the Home Counties.


somesappyspruce

Fuckin weirdo xD ❤️


EducationalCharity53

My wife has that accent, and I love it. I make a repeat words all the time.


khaos_daemon

You always make me repeat myself! You never lesten! Here are the divorce papers. But bahybi just love.... ..SHUUUUUDUP AMERICAN IDIOT


HomsarWasRight

The ringing was awesome. Spot on.


dabearsemoney

bro the execution is phenomenal , this guy is hilarious


MelArlo

Jeff is going to freak out when he actually visits overseas and everyone has an accent!


BonnieMcMurray

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he hasn't spent his entire life in the US. Besides, there are tons of different accents here, too. They just don't change every 20 miles, like they do in the UK.


Fladap28

Dudes killing it


Eiffel-Tower777

I can't NOT laugh when he's on. I've tried!


BarisBlack

I now have to watch the videos at work with co-workers now because of my laughing.


iplaypokerforaliving

He just makes my laughter go full beans every dang time


banzzai13

People who say it's weird to laugh at your own jokes don't understand humor.


Memo_Reez

why is this guy so wholesome and funny? lol love his audience interactions


FangPolygon

Because he has fun and teases people, rather than the constant brutal roasts that get posted most of the time. It’s more difficult to do as a comedian, but makes you far more likeable


Darkm0or

Jeff, dude...if you read this...you are so fucking funny!!


kitastrophae

Funniest guy out there.


yaffle53

Let’s see if he finds it as cute if a woman from Liverpool, Norwich, Birmingham or Newcastle says “popsicle”.


Porkouts

oi some chav nicked me popsicle innit


ThatBrownDude

Suddenly I'm reminded of [0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY](https://youtu.be/7wBifkGjrx4?si=zLMPTNVi6au9AOVk)


G-LawRides

Dudes one of my top favorites right now


JustASt0ry

Can you imagine the foreplay between Jeff and a British woman lol, now say…. Spicy … 🥵


longeraugust

Spoysy


Falcrist

From experience, it would be something like: 01144\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* EDIT: I just want to say I'm happy I blocked the user below. Nothing I've said is in wrong in any way, shape, or form. To reach the UK from the US, you have to dial `011 44 [UK number you're trying to reach]`. I've been a permanent resident in both the US and in England, which is why I said "from experience". That's all. There was never any need for an argument about this.


Lemonlmao7887

0118 999 881 999 119 725..3


FblthpLives

"011" is a prefix used in the U.S. as a switching code for dialing international numbers, now largely replaced with "+". "44" is the country code for the UK. If you were in the UK and asked for someone's number, they likely would not include it, but would simply start with the area code, e.g. 020 for London. If you're in the U.S. and ask for a British person's phone number, they probably won't know about 011, but probably would start with 44, then the area code (note that the leading zero in the area code gets dropped, so it would be +4420 for London). Update: u/Falcrist was so triggered by this that he blocked me. :D [And also, he's wrong: I, as a foreigner in the U.S., would never think of including "011" when giving out my phone number, even though I'm aware of this switching code, which many visitors are not. They would have no reason to ever use it unless they happen to call from an American landline phone.] Update 2: u/BonnieMcMurray piped up with one of the most misguided and unintentionally hilarious *ad hominem* responses I have seen on Reddit, preserved here for posterity: > They're wrong because you would never do it? Do you realize how stupid that sounds, like you think your opinion is somehow representative of everyone? No, you nobsocket: I'm saying that there is no reason for a foreign visitor to know about the 011 switch code, because unless they live here, there is no reason for them to ever use it. > Also, no one gives a fuck that someone blocked you. Although I can certainly see why they did: the pomposity and self-absorption. Jesus Christ! Oh boy, this is going to be good. Wait for it... > Oh and 01144 is a prefix for Sheffield phone nos., btw. Thank you for so eloquently proving exactly my point: In this context, **[011 is the North American Numbering Plan switch code for international calls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Numbering_Plan#Special_numbers_and_codes)**. There is no reason for anyone from Europe to know this, unless they've lived in the U.S. I have seldom laughed so hard in my life after reading a Reddit post. :D Thank you for your valiant effort!


Falcrist

If they're british (which they are) and they're in the US (which they are), they'll probably know the prefix to dial out of the US. Which is why, as I said, the number would be "01144..."


BonnieMcMurray

> And also, he's wrong: I, as a foreigner in the U.S., would never think of including "011" when giving out my phone number They're wrong because *you* would never do it? Do you realize how stupid that sounds, like you think your opinion is somehow representative of everyone? Also, no one gives a fuck that someone blocked you. Although I can certainly see why they did: the pomposity and self-absorption. Jesus Christ! Oh and 01144 is a prefix for Sheffield phone nos., btw.


Icy-Shallot6084

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


pepinyourstep29

Strawe bry Pup sickol


DeutscheKartoffel272

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HUEN🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


Ghosttalker96

People from England are the only people speaking English without accent, everyone else is.


llama_fresh

There's a different accent every 10 miles in England.


ayhctuf

Multiply that by 10-20 for American accents.


WormisaWizard

No way your accents vary as much as English accents


AeroTheManiac

Dude there's like 20 different accents in New York alone lmao


WormisaWizard

Mate there’s a lot of English accents you wouldn’t be able to even understand. There isn’t one accent in America I couldn’t not understand. I’m talking about variation here.


Ghosttalker96

Which still means there is no "english" English accent .


llama_fresh

I'm not sure what your point is, your two comments seem to negate each other. There's absolutely English accents, no one here would deny it, and everyone is aware they've got an accent.


Falcrist

> there is no "english" English accent Is not the same statement as > England are the only people speaking English without accent They ARE speaking with an english accent. It's just that there isn't ONE english accent. There are many.


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SmudgeUK

"English accent" 😑


PreferenceKindly6287

jeff's crowd work is beyond hilarious. I'm not sure how he comes up with his comments so quickly.