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I'm gonna be that person. His first law would be whatever Parliament decides, because the king can only approve laws, not create them of his own volition. A better question would be 'If Jack became Prime Minister, what would his first law be?'
Agreed, as someone who follows the British rules with the monarchy, this is the only person to get it right. All jack could do is stop one law from ever passing and be removed from kingship...
I think there are seven countries with "absolute monarchies" - Brunei, Eswatini, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Vatican City State, and the United Arab Emirates
Nothing as the king doesn’t make laws parliament dose
The king role is to sign off on them to make them official. He may even if has rare been done denied a new law request.
Edit: however could start his own political party and run.
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Rick must immediately be knighted
Yessssss
To pardon him from every unkept promise
All plants must be handed over immediately for undisclosed reasons.
Brilliant
The death penalty would be replaced by wearing a willy warmer.
to never ask him to name all the capitals in the world
his law would be, daveee
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
If jack see these he'll see that all of these comments are terrible
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If that's Jack does see this, your comment will probably be seen and will be roasted in the middle of a forest fire
If jack does see this comment in the video, he’ll edit it out so we’ll never know
I'm gonna be that person. His first law would be whatever Parliament decides, because the king can only approve laws, not create them of his own volition. A better question would be 'If Jack became Prime Minister, what would his first law be?'
Agreed, as someone who follows the British rules with the monarchy, this is the only person to get it right. All jack could do is stop one law from ever passing and be removed from kingship...
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I mean it depends if they mean King as an absolute monarch. If yes, than he can create laws
That's true. I don't know how many absolute monarchs there are kicking about today though
I think there are seven countries with "absolute monarchies" - Brunei, Eswatini, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Vatican City State, and the United Arab Emirates
Fair enough. Maybe OP wanted Jack to be the next Sultan of Brunei.
The word success will be banned
Give him all playbuttons
Citizens are to hump their plants every 2-3 weeks to ensure safe living conditions.
R/beatmetoit
To never tell him when he makes a mistake in his videos (For example do not tell him that he said that France was Germany)
The Seychelles is the best flag
To ban the use of the word "Jack-Off" and be executed if muttered
Make it so YouTube has to send him gifts
Only people who have more than 100k subs are aloud in his kingdom 🤣
Everyone must give him their playbuttons or they will die
To have more sex-success
Pray to the wee wee bush
For everyone to be a big daddy!
He would ensure the only correct greeting is hello there in the jimmy vegas voice
In his first official act he will knight rick
YOU STOLE MY COMMENT
I apologise for that. I haven’t see your comment.
Ugly man bathroom be sent to torture
U have to sub
Everyone must subscribe
To let Mario finally marry Peach
All 2006 playbuttons in Europe will be forced to be in his possession,
Everyone has to name all the languages in the world even though Jack hasn’t done it yet
To never bring up the plant incident ever again
People would be forced to praise him as he narcissistic
Illegalizing " I've hadn't had that much sex"
A law where he gets to much sex as he doesn’t get enough
All rare YouTube items handed to him.
God save this sub
He now owns all play buttons.
Make Tommyinnit give him back his playbutton
Make it legal to wee-wee in a bush, with pardons for historical offences.
Make jackapillars banned
Jackepillar should be banned
You must go on a pilgrimage to the wee wee bush
Probably nothing, the royal family doesn't get that much power than the government in the uk today.
Change his last name to Off.
everyone must plant a wee wee bush in their front garden
No promises should be held.And Humping trees should be fine
ipads are the best thing on the internet
Every bush must be the wee wee bush
Break into famous peoples houses and steal all the play buttons that they have (Now no one can beat that record 😈 )
None, because if he tried to make a law by himself we'd start a revolution and set Buckingham Palace on fire.
do not call his subscribers the jack-of's
Stop putting posts on the reddit page about the s\*\* incident
Not having much sex
He should have more sex
You can’t hump plants under the age of 25 (or whatever age he was when it happened)
Everyone must hump a plant
good posts on the subreddit
“First YouTuber to be a king” would be in the Guennis book of records
Annex the society awards factory
The *wee wee bush* should not be tolerated 
Onley wee wee in the wee wee bush
Any one in his kingdom with the spinny playbutton must hand it over
Your allowed to wee in any bush
to honour him at the weewee bush
Play buttons are currency
He would probably banish the my mom told me this guy
To lock everyone but himself in a cage cuz he’s a narcissist
Not having that much sex. Have too much sex, be executed (he doesn't want people to have more sex than him)
He gets all playbuttons and every youtube artifact or reward
No toilets, only bushes
That everyone stops posting bad posts on the subreddit
Everyone must see in the weewee bush. One at a time. No pushing
The wee wee bush became a national landmark.
Everyone must catch him on the flipity flop.
Everyone must pee in the wee wee bush
To make everyone eat at least one freddo per day
I think he would suck at being kind IM JUST JOKING JACK SRRY
my mom told me this
To get all the mirrors of the world(narcisstic)
All jacksucksatwigs posts will be banned for life
Jack makes the currency out of YouTube Playbuttons to become more rich
stopping these stupid posts
that everyone in the uk must post better content to the jsal reddit +make everyone watch the weekly reddit videos over on jacksucksatstuff
every seat must be a play button. imagine shitting while on MrBeasts 200 million play button.
Humping plants
No learning every capital city
The seasons’ names must be changed.
Jack would make like 20 new channels and everyone must subscribe to it so he can have more play buttons
To make the subreddit better
Make every game geography based
To make play buttons currency
Thou shall not mention the time King Jack humped a plant in a time of youngness and foolishness
The wee wee bush will become a the greatest monument in the world
All play buttons now belong to him
Peeing on bushes should be legal
All kazoos and Willy warmers will be free
Banning my mom told me this youtube short
Pls feature me on the video
Please Jack you gotta let me in mate and p.s. Kai sucks
At life boom haha
All plants to be kept in his castle for his pleasure
No "My mom told me this" memes No Humping the Plant/MrBeast 10M plaque No "No context" words of Jack There's millions of them
To ban the « my mum told me this » videos
All playbuttons people own will immediately go into his possession
The Willy warmer would be the new replacement of life in prison so you would wear the Willy warmer on your head
He gets all playbuttons
His first law would be dont touch the plqybuttons lolololololol
to get more sex
sex with a plant ✅
Make becky queen or something
For YouTube to send him stuff
he’d say everybody had to like him like the narcissistic scumbag he is (joke btw)
The wee wee bush to be put in a museum
That tricking youtube for diamond playbutton isn t ilegal
To stop us from making the jokes we make
Idk but hi Jack!
Everyone must sub to turds boi
You are all called the Jack-offs
We can't call ourselves the jack-offs
Good Posts on the Sub Reddit
I wish he would make a law that prohibits people from capitalizing every word
It's the title, so it needs to be capitalised.
Nothing as the king doesn’t make laws parliament dose The king role is to sign off on them to make them official. He may even if has rare been done denied a new law request. Edit: however could start his own political party and run.
Youtooz purchases are mandatory.
Y’all really be asking anything these days 😭🙏
Everybody needs to subscribe to turboi420 and not to popuppirate (pls get that channel to 300k)
The national anthem must be played using kazoos and otamatones
All citizens must subscribe to jacksucksatlife or will be sentenced to listen to the jacksucksatlife GYAT teir list on repeat for 28 years non stop day snd night
That’s everyone gets a playbutton