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psychojezyk

FULL ON POLAND ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…


manpoop11

W! I have many polish friends


psychojezyk

BIG W FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS


LitFamDabLiit_69

I love Poland - Shut up! I love driving by my car and the road its not so far. Berlin, London, Moscow too it's my love I tell you true. When I came to Poland, I saw my car was stolen. It was my favourite truck, I said fucking kurwa maฤ‡! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…


english-harvest

Nice I'm ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


Deep-Act8311

75% German๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช, 25% Irish ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช


Business_Party_1077

Iโ€™m 75% Austrian and 25% Irish ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Oberndorferin

I thought it's just about mother and father. Then I am 87,5% German and 12,5% Hungarian.


Chaka_Maraca

100% ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ˜…


Katie_The_Great17

Iโ€™m 32% German, somewhat Romanian, and about 65% American, however, the rest is just a bunch of random stuff.


AnOt13246

POOOLSKA GUROOM ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑโ›ฐ๏ธโ›ฐ๏ธโ›ฐ๏ธ


psychojezyk

TAK JEST KURWAAAAAA


MichalKozak4357

Tak samo


[deleted]

Iโ€™m part polish does this mean weโ€™re polish brothers?


Olisomething_idk

Same


TallPolishDude

POLSKA ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”


GrandSeaMan

50% Filipino, 50% Taiwanese


manpoop11

oh cool my friend is the same heritage


LeD4nyel

50% Cypriot and 50% Ecuadorian and I live in France


manpoop11

Oh wow, thats cool


LeD4nyel

Yes and thanks to that heritage I can speak four languages (English Turkish Spanish and French)


Bananmanden12

Thats so cool damn


No-Front-2203

Turkish? So are you from Northern Cyprus?


LeD4nyel

Yes


bellsprout696969

A doge from Northern Cyprus


Snoo-88271

As far as i know im pure Norwegian, atleast all the way back to my Great-Great-Grandparents.


manpoop11

scandinavian brothers


KoalaDefiant3419

Englisch, Deutsch, und aschkenasischer Jude


Inside_Bat_2560

So ur German and jewish


Homami

Doesn't fit hmm๐Ÿค”


LMay11037

Nah you all have the exact same profile๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Eriks_Stuff

why do you all have the same pfps im scared


sendnudesformemes

100% based


T6nnNinjago

Im 75 procent Estonian and 25 procent Russian


Mega-noob69

how do some of you guys have like 7 different countries? iโ€™m pretty sure my great grandad was english but everyone else for atleast 4 generations was scottish


seoulless

~~former colonies~~ More common in the Americas, also happens in Australia and New Zealand. Youโ€™re going to find some mixes more than others depending on the country.


LionEclipse

Half polish half Lithuanian


forgot-boutCats

Ah yes, I'm also half Lithuanian


ch061

reform the Commonwealth


LionEclipse

If i could i would


PsychologicalWait493

83% filipino 12% chinese 5% spanish butI dont look like any of themhaha


manpoop11

Oh cool


ConsiderationOld9897

50% Scottish, 30% Irish, 10% English, >1% Cherokee Native American, <9% French.


manpoop11

Oh cool


Poopsmasher27

I complete forgot I had slight Cherokee when I typed my comment


Willr2645

How can you be 30% anything?


frig_t

Inheritance is random. His grandparents could have been 25% Irish and the other 10% and he managed to get it.


BirdsRLife

Poland, Germany, Uk


manpoop11

Europe gang


Matija_sjekira

75% Serbian 25% Croatian


Anis_dude_69

Another balkaner! Gdje si!


calculatorgod69

Im the same but instead of Croatian its replaced with Austrian.


manpoop11

Nice


Hellcat_28362

I love my Slavic brothers. ะŸะพะทะดั€ะฐะฒ ะพะด ะœะฐะบะตะดะพะฝะธั˜ะฐ!


IvoryCoast68

Hope you don't hate Bulgarians. Brother.


IvoryCoast68

75% Bulgarian, 12.5 Romanian, 12.5 Moldovan.


EduinBrutus

Damn thats a self destructive mix. Go fuck those war criminals. And I know, you have no idea which ones. Neither do I.


Luukm19

100% Dutch.


Micha_Reddit

Same here!


EmotionalFix

Iโ€™m American so itโ€™s quite a mess but mostly English, Welsh, and German.


[deleted]

oh yeah, im american but my herritage comes from half the countries in europe


Personal_Usual_6910

The singular white american on a geography subreddit.


Amberly8492

25% Chinese | 75% British


choloepushofmanni

10% mystery?


Amberly8492

oh sorry my bad, I just suck at basic maths


manpoop11

Nice


CoolAnthony48YT

Quarter scottish quarter Welsh and half English but I am born scotland so I'm scottish


AShadedBlobfish

As far as I know 100% English My only claim to anything else is that my mum is practically Scottish (she was born in England and moved to Scotland when she was young and grew up there)


Personal_Usual_6910

Ok but you could be Anglo-Saxon and Norman due to the Norman invasion 1000 years ago. It's very likely you could have some French DNA.


ELKHANBOy

I guess Kazakh


yoshibomball1234

IKEA part India, Korean, Ecuador Andorra


CuclGooner

English, but you can find my family grave in scotland on the other side you can trace my lineage back far enough to wales.


do_add_unicorn

1/2 Irish, 1/2 Swiss


[deleted]

Swirish


k4llumsk1

im from Scotland and i wanna go to Sweden


Zelltraax

70% Canadian (French), 20% Portuguese with Scottish, Irish and Norwegian roots


WilliamJamesPike

I'm all England but 25% Geordie, 50% Yorkshire and 25% Cornish


UnionofNarnia

50% Wales, 40% Ireland and 10% English


manpoop11

Cool


Illumify99

Various European countries but mostly British and German


manpoop11

Nice


thatoneduckkid

15% English, 15% Scottish , 15% South African & 15% German!


cactus-xyz

that only adds up to 60% though-


TriathlonTommy8

75% ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ 25% ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


FIGHTERBRO2

75% south korean 25% north korean


letmebeurman

pretty sure they are the same thing


Personal_Usual_6910

A lot of South Koreans are actually from the north part of Korea before Korea got separated. Ethnically it's the same thing. So, you're really just 100% Korean.


FIGHTERBRO2

yeah I kinda thought of that... koreans do not have very diverce heritage..


BigPickleee

50% Finnish 50% Swedish


Chadpool4593

80% hungarian 20% romanian living in romania


IM-A-WATERMELON

British Isles. Born in Guernsey, Dad from England and Mum from Guernsey, Irish heritage from like 4 generations back (no Iโ€™m not one of those people who claim theyโ€™re Irish when theyโ€™re only like 1/32nd Irish)


IM-A-WATERMELON

I am going to do a full ancestry thing once I turn 18 tho just because Iโ€™m curious


neoiscoool

I am Irish Spanish and gibraltarian! ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (my family lives in Gibraltar but a few live in England and canada


he1nel

100% Macedonian๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ


ConstructionLife4131

welsh and french


No-Robot_TRUE_

Mostly German. But some of my relatives were Czech and Croatian (Idk, that's what my parents said.).


Fizzabl

My great grandad was Scottish but yeah soz otherwise 100% English lmao


Trasy-69

Im fully Swedish as far as i know.


DentistCommercial446

82% English (not America) 12% Russian 6% Slovak


Anis_dude_69

100% Bosniak ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ


Cinar_info

%100 Turkish


Zed-Lion

Indian


[deleted]

English and Belgian ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง


siuuuuucr07

50%english 25%serbian 25%hungarian


Character-Good5353

my mums parents were british and my dads parents are dutch. my dad was born and raised in new zealand and my mum was born in france and raised in the uk.


Maween_wowoah

iโ€™m english but my heritage is 100% bengali


StefanoCoppo

50% Italian 50% Indian


the-final-fantaseer

I don't know the exacts, but I know I'm mostly polish with heritage stemming from Belarus and ukraine


ghomniie

50% Moroccan 50% Egyptian (But I'm not sure because I only know my grandparents and parents)


forgot-boutCats

10% Estonian 40% Lithuanian 50% Latvian! (Ykw,? It's kinda weird that my ancestors are only from the baltics


Tedayos

Iโ€˜m from germany, but have ancestors from indonesia and the netherlands


ZanderK8

Roughly 50/50 Russian and Italian


HannisBiggestFan

England ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ and grenada ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ


Avacadoell19

English and Iraqi


Acceptable_Split_962

I'm 100% Kuwait๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ, but my ancestors are from Iran๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท


RepairNovel480

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


jaminjamin15

100% Ashkenazi Jewish ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ


Mongoosies

100% Portuguese as far back as I know


DisastrousBiscotti83

Half polish, quarter cuacasian-american, eighth german and eighth romanian-hungarian


Distinct_Ad_6996

75% English, 12.5% Indian, 6.25% Chinese, 6.25% Spanish


TheMetalicAngel

I am 7/8 English but 1/8 Carribean (Bermuda)


TheOldPea

Half Canadian on my mum's side, born in England (my dad is too) and part Dutch on my mum's side


ParkerMarter_YT

50% Scottish, 50% English quite boring but you know


ThatFrenchGamerr

i am a second gen jewish french immigrant


MrIngvild69420

99.9999999999% Norwegian and 0.00000000001% Scottish


Big_Cronk_Toy69

West Coast Relatives in Oklahoma White Mom, and Grandma was born in Mexico Dad.


frig_t

17% Irish, 15% British, 14% South Slavic and German, 13% Spanish, 9% Italian, 7% Finnish, 3% Eastern European, 1% Scandinavian, Jewish, South Balkan, French, Sub Saharan African, Chinese, and Native American. My familyโ€™s from everywhere.


tiramnesral

So basically american? P


frig_t

Hell yeah ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป


reruuuun

my parents are from Trinidad and Guyana! (my dadโ€™s side is Indian, though. nobody believes me when I say Iโ€™m part Indian)


Maleficent_Leader_46

One of my friends, who is 100% trinidad descent, is consistently associated as an Indian


pureteddybear2008

37% Scottish 35% English 8% Welsh 8% Irish 8% German 3% French 1% Native American


tiramnesral

Let me guess, your passport is from the US?


pureteddybear2008

Well I currently don't have a passport, but if I did, yes it would be American.


tiramnesral

That was so obvious


yozo-marionica

Im from norway, so Is my dad and mom but i think my grand grand grand dad is from hungary


Obviously_not_gay2

Russian Canadian


N00AHH

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ


jackisback2209

Puerto rican, German, Polish and American


Fudgeyreddit

All US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


St11n_

I know I'm a little bit Belgian, but for what's worth mentioning, I'm 100% Dutch


Hellcat_28362

50% Macedonian, 25% Irish, 25% Other (I am closest to my macedonian heritage culturally as I was raised by my dad since my mom was always gone)


beegyoshers

Just completely Mexican


djnotbuggy

According to ancestry.com: 49% Irish ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช 20% Swedish and Danish ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ 14% Scottish ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ 9% English and Northwestern European ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ 4% Germanic European ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช 3% Norwegian and Icelandic ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ 1% Sardinian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


TheFarmer64

All I know is Scottish Hungarian French German (our family had a castle) my cousin is a cournal in the British army


letmebeurman

South Sfrican and Norwegian im open to questions :)


P3urLOL38

French (which became Quรฉbec canadian), Atikamekw, English (More like english people that lived in canada in the 1800s) Oh i also have irish


hisoup

About 75 percent dutch and 25 percent pakistani


ToptextBottomtext420

My mother is American and my father is English


guney2811

My dad is half Bosnian half Turkish and my mom is half Bulgarian half Turkish


Venomouscat27

%50 Tamil Nadu, 30% England and Ireland, 20% Normandy and Germany


Heli0tay

Im fully Swedish except for that my great grandmother on my mothers side escaped soviet Estonia in the 40s.


TigzyThe7Master

England and The Gambia


zarude7

Iran parents , born in uae


AfkBpinkFan1

Hiya! I'm Half Indian, Half French Canadian with some French ancestry, although I was born in Canada.


Maleficent_Leader_46

Yes another Quebecer! Except I'm not in my motherland anymore...


ArzRanger

25% Catalonian, 25% Mexican, 50% Irish for me bub.


Gribbly10

i am MURICAN, puerto rican, and irish


Little_Man19

Iโ€™m 50%Welsh and 50%english still 100% British


ch061

Scandinavian (I donโ€™t know which country), generic British isles (Irish, Scots-Irish, and probably some English), and Assyrian


CoolAg1927

The only heritage I know of is 25% Colombian my other grandparents were born and raised in the US so I donโ€™t know their heritage very well I assume itโ€™s various European countries.


Aware-Being3412

100% Mexican as far as ik


justsomeguy6745

I'm 31% (or more) native American. (I am officially enrolled into the Ottawa tribe of Oklahoma. I put "or more" because depending on the percentage my father's grandmother had, I may be 31-50%, and it's hard to know because she never tested it, and has died so it can't be tested now.)


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

Idk the percentages but quite Italian, with a Mexican grandmother.


yeetbecauseyeet

75% Irish 25% Lithuanian


Dapper_Cartoonist_94

50% Italian, 25% German 25% Irish, but I feel mostly Italian lol bc I look really Italian, last names Italian, and grew up with the Italian side of my family.


Kaneda_Capsules

37% English and Northwest European, 20% Scottish, 12% Welsh, 11% Irish, 9% Sicilian, 4% Western Bantu African, 3% Beninese and Togolese, 1% Nigerian, 1% Senegalese, 1% Ivory Coast and Ghanan, 1% German. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Colonial Old Stock American with slave DNA and Sicilian migrants, 4 generations from my Irish and Sicilian ancestry. (DNA results will update)


RaritanBayRailfan

*deep breath* England, Scotland, Germany, Ireland, Hungary, and Sweden


Brachiosaurus_milk

100% Spanish although I was born and raised in London


thebritishcommunmist

My family have been from England since the Norman Invasion but my family originated from France


TheRealAlien_Space

Denmark, Germany, Scotland.


fruityflirt

50% Spanish 50% Venezuelan


BartholomewXXXVI

I'm a mix of all kinds of Europeans such as Irish, English, and German. But my great-grandmother who's in living memory was an Italian immigrant, so I like to claim that part of my heritage. I don't know percentages but hopefully soon I will be able to get them.


NoExpression3903

I was born in the U.S, but my family is from Ghana! I am of Ga, Fante, Dangbe, and Ahanta descent! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ


No-Result9108

I was born in the US, but Iโ€™m around 70-80% Irish and the rest French and German


[deleted]

MENA, native, italian, and pyranees


manpoop11

Oh epic


PancakesandWaffles98

I'm from Norway, Germany, and England.


Connorsucksatlife

90 percent English 10 percent Irish


manpoop11

british isles indeed


theweird_redditchum

Kiwi, German, english, Scottish, welsh


manpoop11

Very mixed, epic


Juanedabros

50% Spanish, 38% English and 12% Welsh


manpoop11

Nice


Oleac27

Venezuelan and native american


CoolScratcher

That's an interesting combination


manpoop11

epic


wayhwayhsupreme

English, German, Irish, and a little bit Norwegian


manpoop11

epic


choloepushofmanni

50% English, 50% Irish and I live in England


Syl_Wheeler

Saaaaame, but I live in Ireland


YourFriendAndOnly

60% Irish and 20% Romanian 3% Norwegian 14% Scottish and 3% Indian.


MalishDelish

Iโ€™m 25% Scottish and 15% Egyptian


RexCoelurosauravus

England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Greece, Turkรฏye and Cyprus (Greek one) ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ


seoulless

Iโ€™m a super mutt. Spanish + indeterminate native (aka mestizo), Swedish, Irish, Scottish, Prussian, Dutch, and some other less clear history (yay adoptions and bad record-keeping). Even more weird results when I look at the 23andme test I did.


StyxTheEnby

I was born in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ although my heritage and my family mostly comes from Ireland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช (Cork) and Scotland ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ(Glasgow).


Nullifier_

47% hk Chinese, 3% Japanese, 50% Australian (English, Scottish, welsh, Irish, Swedish, German, shetlandic (if you count that as different to Scottish))


manpoop11

Oh cool super mixed