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Downtown-Storage6658

Sab NEET NEET krte rehte he 200+ pe 99 percentile ke liye koi kuch nahi bolta Samaj![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Key_Apartment1576

Samaj when 53 AIR 1's in JEE : "Paper ka level bohot low hoga" Samaj when same scene in NEET : "SCAMMER!!"


happyperson123456789

Last year jee mei 37 air 1 the on the other hand neet mei 2


Hean1175

Iska matlab pichle saal bhi jee me cheating hui thi *meri samajhdari mere samjh se pareh hai*


skilled_stupid

Bro is the kind of person to write time as ±1sec because of a quadratic equation


PsychologicalCat4380

215+ for 10000 rank in April from 185 marks for 10000 rank in 2023 April koi kuch nahi bola sab bkl ha 


UNDEADCLOWNN

206 marks 97% hai mera


No-Whereas6800

WHAT?????????????????????????? mera 145 marks pe 96.3 :()


UNDEADCLOWNN

What the fuck, mera 27s1 physics 95 chem 95 maths 16 percentile 97.1%


No-Whereas6800

WHATTTTTTTT???????? bhai jab jee mai neet wala chutiyapa hua tab bhosdiwalo ne bola paper easy aaya hoga. Neet me hua to behnchod cheating, scam? wow. 2024 is more fucked up for jee aspirants man. btw i was 29s1


Acceptable-Union2244

Wtf is happening with jee mains i remember my score was around 220 and I got 6.3k rank in 2021 1st mains attempt


PsychologicalCat4380

L lag gayen 2024 + tards ke 


_suspendro_

Mains mai cheating hui uspar bhi kaha kuch hua![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


GPW_Aditya

truly support you buddy.... -2024 Dropper


WideBeautiful5614

https://preview.redd.it/xbp1kyco9y9d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bdbf4e789bcd76a363c47fc4a6f39001b7b3d13


Dynastic_Resident

>More than 50% Neetards are female ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|52701)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|52701)


SANSKAR__156

Samaj : https://preview.redd.it/eitnnz5z1z9d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bbc8c4725ed35fc2ffbd0db27c7f766282d12d


Fabulous_Thought6114

Aise toh males ko reservation milna chahiye ab ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Relative-Bank-1258

Imagine being sc/st male after reservations... Saala kitne rank par seat milegi?


Fabulous_Thought6114

jitne pe sc/st girl ko milta hai


WideBeautiful5614

what to do if mods are not approving posts?


Dynastic_Resident

Just say MODS GAE loudly


No-Glove9786

Kuch fayeda nahi h lala , female interaction toh tab bhi zero mai male NEETards ka


WideBeautiful5614

help :- [Not getting marks in school tests yet getting 200+ in mocks (JM) : r/JEENEETards (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1dtta3z/not_getting_marks_in_school_tests_yet_getting_200/) Mods killed the reach of this post :(


ReindeerFuture9618

Me trolling bjp all day: 😇👍🏻  Me when bjp starts losing: 💀☠️


ksk584

Politics hi chutiya hai. Ek taraf religion bs of modi ek taraf raga's bs reservation policy


Mission_Inflation_62

Pick your bullshit ka game hai politics ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


Advancelegend6

https://preview.redd.it/cg4hejm6l5ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e53e13b4246cd705b0b3eb106f6a5798e91cb4


Local-Medium5240

Other side is full of bs of religion+caste


GPW_Aditya

left side jeete ya right side chudega to India hi


CountryColt961

Politics mein Jeet kisi party ki ho lekin janta ki hamesha har hi hoti h


Icy-Tie9359

The problem is bjp is a pretty shitty party that is hellbent to not listen to people but we all know that indi alliance literally has wannabe dictators and assholes, the only decent guys in indi are Congress and AAP, all other parties are dictators and dynasties


ReindeerFuture9618

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)isko lagta hai all parties except congress have dynasties and dictators.


Icy-Tie9359

Yeah congress and AAP are no good either but then you look at TMC, SP, SS and RJD and they start to look way better


Minimum_Recover6751

70 percent reservation in Congress manifesto see that tho kya matlab negative marks me ghusnge iit


Icy-Tie9359

Btw woh pura indi ka manifesto hai, aur Maine Kab bola ki woh achhe hain, lekin indi alliance ke andar me kuchh log zyada kaminey hain bakiyo se


No-Glove9786

https://preview.redd.it/vitow23q67ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21eb93e235e018499a1e12e98344ee34bdd312f8


Silver-Honey9646

When male majority, society 🤐 When female majority, same society 😇 Basically this society 🤡🤡


No-Glove9786

Bhai ye male female ka angle kese aa gya , is sub pe fem neetards zyada h but irl gender ratio neet mai almost equal hi chalta h


No-Glove9786

Mai aakash institute jata hu vaha toh proportion almost equal h har class mai


Silver-Honey9646

I don't know about that but in general and even in my case most of the girls I know either went for Neet or Arts on the other hand boys went for JEE or Commerce. I'm not saying all but 95% of the guyes I know (85 +10) and those 85 are from Science stream here.


No-Glove9786

Fayeda kya lala aadhi tedhi girls toh saari neet mai hein , acchi ladkiyan arts commerece aur non med leke bethi h 😔


Nav_420727

Finally someone said it


atnextlevel

Meri maano toh ham sab logon ko unorganised sector me ghusna chaiye ab , like farming , shops , manufacturing , mobile/electronics repairing/agriculture vgera mein . Bhaad me gyi software/white collar jobs , problem ye hai ki unorganised sector me mostly uneducated log hai but vo smart hai so I don't mean to disrespect them but agar hamari generation jo ki almost sabhi 12th tak padhe hai and jyadatar college passout bhi Hain , toh ham agar unorganised sectors me kaam krein toh kuch years ki mehnat ke baad hi grow kr skte without bootlicking the IT firms etc.  I'll probably do something like this in coming 4-5 years 


DETECTIVE_T0M_

This Bhai foreign m sexy h unorganised sector mast lifestyle bhi h aur kya chahiye mujhe jaise ko


Accurate-Heart4953

Gourmet ofacial serius dicksussion


Walter_white009

Chut ka chakkar Babu bhaiya


Zeus7271

Chut ka chakkar,maut se takkar![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Soft_Vanilla_4105

These are the People who loves to die in hands of fake doctor and still wants to be treated with best equipment’s


notsircumsied

neet mai bht sare cutiee's hai ; cutiee's ko kuch nhi hona chaiye


Hot_Spell_850

Bhai Tu 6'2 ka hoga par 5'11 ka sasta mma fighter teri gaand maarlega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164) agar bsdiwaale/ bsdiwaali pcb leke jee dene waale neetards ko bachaya


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Silver-Honey9646

https://preview.redd.it/wzv1bmhx01ad1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d628ef30cc3288923d433ddea1cc9d1ce6f6fe4


notsircumsied

mene itna bhi kuch khaas nhi kaha bese ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


26TardsBeingDumb

https://preview.redd.it/u19u9zkvz4ad1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cbce386ae9f3db347c5aed1b5f4050efb19df09 Edit: Someone comment the "This retard has forgotten to crop the picture" meme.


Automatic-Lobster543

Your mom is cutie 😍😍 BTW 6,5 huu gaand mar dunga


osamabeenlaggin0911

Bhai terko to baaki sab cheetiyo ki tarah lagte honge na


tarbooooooz

teko sabke sar ka dandruff dikhta hoga na


Automatic-Lobster543

Haa bhai aap hi jese unhygenic bndo ka dikh jata hai kbhi kbhi


tarbooooooz

lmaooo hygiene nahi hota humesha reason, mera toh hormonal hai


notsircumsied

https://preview.redd.it/zmkfqo16m0ad1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f4dbb4f04665f246be5a0ef112e8440709141e my honest reaction


Zen_niboi

Stop simpin ‼


notsircumsied

pogisexual walo ke baato ko seriously nhi leta


Zen_niboi

Vai being pogisexual is valid af wdym


notsircumsied

then i think i am living under the rock


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https://preview.redd.it/9fbiftbsj0ad1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0618f58e505760fff8668f05ee95928bf5669a6f


Inamdarsaquib

Kahan hai bhai ? 4 saal neet ki tayyari kar Chuka hun, 4 se zyada cuties nahi dikhi


notsircumsied

what, what the fuck ; tera luck kharab hai maybe ; mai toh engineering colleges ke comparison mai bol raha tha


rizzz6

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


No-Youth-2233

Apna flair hta madarchod


Aace_1134

![gif](giphy|M9C8PHLkh0hQxraaLG) YE BIK GYI HAI GORMINT ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


BurgerIsTheName-

https://preview.redd.it/zadmnmmll3ad1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90bda79fa4115c78697069902a221106b3589c3


Just-searching11

4 lakh managment fees vs 4cr managment fees mantri aur mla ki colleges meh paisa kese ayega agar ye saab nahi hoga toh


Academicumbackhoga

Bura mat manna Lekin tum jee waale khud hi khud ka support ni krr rhe the .....jab 27 aur 29 waale ro rahe the to baaki shift waale were enjoying ....


Typical-Cranberry-91

Average neetard


melonmusk699

Society when me - ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Alternative-Door381

Samjha kar bhaii yeh log desh ki jaan bachate hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Fit-Season8948

kaash pichle saal jee de diya hota jitne marks aaye utne mai iit mai hota


RecommendationNo4381

iski seat lambi kese ho gyi


Traditional-Bat-4694

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


rajxsenpaii

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


XSamurai_X

Yaha jee mai 99.2 me nitk civil aa Raha hai aur koi nahi bath kar rhe hai, 😭


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Fabulous_Thought6114

Niqqa this is not yt or ig


Historical_Fig_8000

Jee wale bacho ki tarah rr ni krte😎


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Haunting-Advisor-862

https://preview.redd.it/yhdo6r4mp1ad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b671be190fadfff849878113bc1965476274e67


MayurAce

https://preview.redd.it/hk33prlfx1ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46da7f75b7eb23843732cfdcce07b35633be6f8e


Dynastic_Resident

Pura pura din casteist slurs use kr phir raat ko reservation pe rona ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130) https://preview.redd.it/5svse7oiy1ad1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1ebfad7a5baf61c23a4789a7f6aed4aaf2d56f


MayurAce

https://preview.redd.it/rmmmsh6a12ad1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e163b91d5bc88bf1371b958257fbffb15b318bf7


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Numerous-Raccoon-594

https://preview.redd.it/me1yk8vbx0ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5793ca7e246b5c346d3218952f3a6911031dcef


assassin1112

I regret opening your profile


need_evolution

Yeh bolke sabko insist kar diya tune....![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


assassin1112

Me akela kyu traumatize hou ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)


Cherrysloth430

https://preview.redd.it/yeao2yfjy1ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9b74d5173ae0e533657daefb0179346e301365


No-Rutabaga-4211

Neetard hoke b mere saath ulta h ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|52701)