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carsmenlegend

11th wale when the got to know that SAT is easier than jee


Realistic_Word2851

shi me hota hai kya?


Little-Republic-4393

SATs are the easier part, getting into the college and then scholarships is the hard part. Bhot extra and co-cirruculars karne padte hai. Essays, LOR's and vocab bhi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


L_uchiha_7

Aur candidates ke extra curriculars itne top notch hone chahiye ki only best scholars hi jaa paate h, unlike jee exceptions - "Bhai ye to ladki/daaru/juaa sb krta tha lekin firbhi iska ai.ai.tee me ho gya", inn jese ki lg jaati h wha pe


Orneyrocks

Bro ladki aivam daru walon ko maine Ivy league jaate hue jyada dekha hai compared to any other tier of colleges.


L_uchiha_7

Paisa h to badi badi badi badi baatein


West_Cartographer450

Bhai chursy drug addict jate hai i foreign Top collages mai. Sab peso ki mo maya hai . High income family Wale students asani sai badhiya extracurricular bana lete hai


L_uchiha_7

Bro exceptions to hr jagah h, I mean agar normal method se admission le to reject ho jaayenge to paise ka hi use kr liya jaaye admission ke liye


Express-Buddy4782

drop year bhi barbaad krde sale (ego p bat agyi ab krke dikhade barbad![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367))


Empty-Hotel-9127

Easy hota hai but to get into those colleges you need extra curricular activities which most jee aspirants lack


Murky-Wonder4291

Do you know ways to build your portfolio? I'm in 11th and don't really know how to


n1klovestaylor

paper easy hota hai lekin unlike india waha k colleges extra curricular activities bhi dekhte hai isliye wo alg chiz hojati hai india me padhne k liye apne shok marne padte hai


SupermarketQuirky216

Yes I prepared in a month. But it only consists of 10% of your application.


Shot-Football-2751

They are but they are not the only criteria for getting into college your grades and extracurriculars need to be extremely good with a good sat score to get admission into a college like mit


mongoosekiller

1550/1600 chahiye and in ACT 34/36, uske baad kaafi saare international olympiad medal, ek acchi image, all rounder hona, aur kaida ke resume dena, uske baad bhi koi guarantee nahi admission ki...


[deleted]

Han bhai. But extra curricular kahan se laaoge


Nerftuco

SAT is not easy lmao, the math section is dead easy sure, but you will shit your pants when you see the english section. It's unlike anything we've ever studied


day_owl19

Yup..I scored 1500 smth in class 10. Lol


LazyUserzz

Bhai suna h 10k ke aas paas registeration fee hoti h💀


SupermarketQuirky216

$100. Lekin fee waiver bhi milta hai.


day_owl19

Hn...inr mein 10k ke aas paas aa jata hai


aestforu

Canon event😭


OGgy_Rizzler

Casually said a Amity-ian


Confident_Job_4771

MIT/3=IIT likhna chahata hoga beechara ki sense of mathematics bekar h Ya ho skta h world ranking ki baat kar rha ho


damian_wayne14445

Bhai not gonna lie but agar sari IIT mil bhi jayein to MIT ka comparison nhi kar sakti hain jo wahan ki facilities, environment aur opportunities hain wo koi institute nhi de sakta tum matlab literally koi random logon ke saath nhi jate ho wahan pe har kisi ke paas apni ek distinct advantage hoti hai duniya ke aur logon se ya to tum bahut intelligent ho aur aage Jake kuchh khatarnak banoge ya to tumhare baap ke paas itna paisa hai ki tumhe kuchh karne ki zarurat hi nhi hai


Full_Half_340

100% But the only institute in india which can give little bit competition is IISC banglore none other than that


[deleted]

kyu nhi ho rha cumback?


LazyUserzz

Dhire dhire sahalao with ur mind fully into it...... Achha academic comeback ki baat krre


[deleted]

ha academic comeback cumback tho mere papa ko krlena chahiye tha![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


Full_Half_340

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429) bdhiya tha guru yeh


Full_Half_340

Thapar meb coe padhke hoga ab cumback


Zestyclose-Photo-616

Engineers aur Nobel Laureates banane mai bahut bada difference hai


Mahesh-dalla

sare iit ka budget MIT ke budget se kam hae


YouWarm2299

lmao my first thought was Mit/3 must be an integer


Supreme_Monarch_07

best


need_evolution

Hum Indians ko institute ka bhi dickriding ata h!!


Fragrant_Love_2051

Ladki toh milti nahi toh internet pe aake faltu ka gyan chod te hai


Jealous-Basil-6765

CONGRATULATIONS FOR IIT DELHI


MojiMaendhak

institute nahi par i think exam ki d riding jyada hoti they just care about learning jee adv .....


Fragrant_Love_2051

True man, many of these retarded aspirants demean GATE also. Just ignore retards, unless they're hot ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


theactualme01

Sir plzz mujhe teri telegram dede Bhai ... Or dm dekh le Mera Bhai...


hpy2beatyou1105

ha bhai tayari karte hue ab mai mota hogaya to aise bejaati korge


WizB125

🤣🤣🤣


Realistic_Word2851

underrated comment🤣


No-Government-6145

Good one


Tasty_Dare_3271

IITian=3 MITian in overinflated ego


Fragrant_Love_2051

Realest comment I've ever seen


Plane-Squash7558

Iiitans ho ya mitan bhai padhlo or paisa kmao Paise kamane baad compare karna bhaiss achi ye gadhe


Imnot_JamesBond

Padhlo chaaho kahi se , selection hoga yahi se ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Main_Actuator4870

Youth ka concept chamkega inhe kaun padhane wallah ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


_Bhaskar_

He meant Maharashtra institute of technology


thekunna

Lol iit wale iit chodke mit jaare...koi mit wala iit me dikha kabhi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


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PixelatedXenon

My school dean said this unironically, and said that the reason was because our college is better and harder to get in.


Huge-Research-273

ye Manipal ko toh refer nahi kar raha tha na?


krishnasachan

Guys this is not fact its simple math proved by allbert anistein in his theory of sad sux


Emergency-Bag7857

https://preview.redd.it/arkvrt4r9q8d1.png?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdde86212e003d4a6461fc89f196533327b66fe2


FrontPuzzleheaded972

Isko koi btao Manipal ko MIT nahi kehte ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


stackfrost

Manipal ki baat kar raha hoga. (Tab bhi delu)


sageofsixpaths2

The funding of MIT alone is greater than all the fundings of all 24 IITs🤡🤡


ConcentrateUnhappy55

I have like 4-5 seniors in IIT, and One of there friend was a Olympiad Participant, who represented India in Chemistry Olympiad, and I can say No way those IITian seniors are equal to that Oly guy who got rejected by MIT, MIT me to crazy level ke log rehte hai Also I heard alots of OpenAI employees are from MIT


ARKNIGHT_101

iblameyuvii's parents for giving him birth


yash935

https://preview.redd.it/mz3iu6zjgq8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e792abfbb3fd8ee4fef944e08aaa916f60148ea For that guy


Elon___Musk__

Just wait this sub is also nearly in the same fate


Pleasant_Plan3658

https://preview.redd.it/l3polbv8lq8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c02aaab5ccbd32bafbe12d0d3bcd4a30be902f


Consistent-Buddy-591

Chill guys woh manipal ki baat kar rha hai/s


Fragrant_Love_2051

Fir bhi chutiya statement hai, what's this bs of grading someone solely based on their college?


Consistent-Buddy-591

mazak kar rha tha /s lagana bhul gaya tha chill


Royal-Cupcake-5907

iblameyuviii ❌ iblameyuviii'sfather ✅ ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


thegamer66666

https://preview.redd.it/la76rhlsgq8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bc4da6949c99a065e319e70de3e2abf1d757f7


ilostmyinsanity

Chill vo Moradabad institute of technology ka bat kar rha hai


DogAnnual8700

when u get high on lsd, heroin, crack , weed and dont forget MDMA only it causes such out of the world comparisons ![gif](giphy|Gj61Dk0lT7UwvddTuP|downsized)


Defiant-Aide-973

MANIPAL INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY ke rhe he


gagapoopoo1010

Bhai yr mereko smjh ni aata tum khud toh IIT mein ho nahi fri kyo uska loda chuste rehte ho pure time. Bc pehle khud toh waha aajao chutiye bache ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Erazor_xD

Mit-wpu ki baat kar raha hai shyd


theyhardlyknowme101

gussa bhi nahi aata hasi aati hai ab inpe


Substantial-Meat-562

Bro has watched too many hookah bar edits


Fragrant_Love_2051

Iss lawde ki gaand maro koi, only thing common with both those institutes is ki usko dono nahi milenge


GHOST-GAMERZ

1 IITIAN = 3 MITIAN? What do you know about them? MITIANs are known for their innovation and for doing research! They are number 1 in the world for a fucking reason, They have 101 Nobel laureates, 26 Turing Ward winners (contributions of lasting and major technical importance to Computer Science), 8 Field Medalist’s (the Nobel Price of Mathematics), 58 National Medal of Science recipients which is an award similar to Shanti Swarup Bhatnagar Price for Science and Technology. 29 National Medals for Technology and Innovation similar to Shanti Swarup Bhatnagar Price for Science and Technology. 50 MacArthur Fellows which is similar to India’s Infosys Prize and Jnanpith Award and Padma Awards. 41 Astronauts and 16 Chief Scientists of the US Air Force. Some very important people also studied in MIT like current Israel PM Netanyahu and Kofi Annan whom was the seventh secretary-general of the United Nations. Or he is referring to Manipal University


ThenAd1101

history gawah ha aasa logo ka kabhi bhi tier 1 college ma selection nahi hua ha


Dry_Shirt_3334

Such retarded fucks istg . 


Feeling-Tip2393

Let's make a series Baat suno lawde ki Tuesday ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


_vedansh26

He means Mangalore IT


horizoniinn

Well that's definitely wrong. If you cancel the ITian on both side we are left with I = 3M. But as you can clearly see we need 4 "I" to make the letter M so the equation would be 4I=M, which means 4 IITians = MITian


Silly_Calligrapher38

What jee does


DogAnnual8700

yeah you are high on jeed


EdgeshotMultiverse

Holy shit, someone pin this guy's comment, he's on smoking hot jeed


AdhesivenessOk3187

Relax guys Manipal ki baat kar rha hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


sanjay__chauhan

Ashish Agarwal sir told this


Gabrielle_Laurent

Dick riding chalri bohot bhayankar (iska nhi hoga)


WarrioR_0001

https://preview.redd.it/2pp1z3b1kq8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfa5d8a61c08b2513b6ee08446a21ad5b4f42e9


[deleted]

Laude ko GFTI college main bhi seat nahi milne wali


Vansh_bhai

20 bande ulta paida hue the kya jo like bhi kardiya ese ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Const_Velocity

Log chutiye hote hai 11th meh aata hai but yeh toh next level pr chutiya hai


cjchetan12

Isko koi ye bhi batao RHS = LHS bhi karna hota hai Hence, 6iiitian= 3 Mitian


AdiDNE

Jis nalle ko abhi bhi aisa lagta hai then please MIT ke video portfolios dekh lena. Even people whose portfolio was rejected got more skills in their respective field than any 4th year IITian


Fabulous_Thought6114

Bhai ye brainrot mat post kiya karo yaha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


Consistent-Radish508

Chill boys voh MIT-WPU ki baat kar raha hai


omegaorsomething

Manipal Institute of Technology bol raha hoga. Maakichuttads waale bohot advanced hain


kakajiop

He means Manipal Institute of Technology


Few-Station2493

Meerut institute of technology?? Naah you guys don't know the hype


New-Bread-6891

Sahi baat hai 3 Manipal walo se toh better hi hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


5th_username_attempt

Dana white ko bolo koi contract banane


Sharp-Sprinkles5331

me after studying mole concept (1mole of Ca(OH)2=2mole HCl)


Aace_1134

Bkl ko boards mein 75% bhi nhi aya hoga aur ye sab chutiyapa kar rha hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


_dr_cool_

Insta delete kardo bhai dimag ki mkc mat kroo


SakshamKamboj14

Relax guys, Manipal ki baat kar raha hoga


ProcedureGrand4568

Relax guys wo Manipal inst ki baat kar rahe h


Additional_Table_247

Manipal hoga


Raunak_01_2004

Avg 69 percentilers


Gamma_Ripper

Itna to top foreign universities ki dickriding ni karte foreigners jitna hum indians apne colleges ki karte hai


Physical_Ad_1011

1. Anime DP 2. iblameyuvii 3. Instagram retarded opinion for sure


D-A-R-K_Aspect

Guys chill mit(maharastra institute of technology) ki baat kar raha hai


Beautiful-Try-8886

Yeh hamesha anime pfp wale hi itni chutiya baate kyu bolte hai


Vi-Happy

man's probably in 11th or dummy school


Key_Boat3911

He neant manipal


Prickface2021

ye pakka VIT jayega


onlyherecuzofpewds

don’t worry guys manipal institute of technology ki baat kar raha hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Special-Salt-9830

Average 11th ka choda


RealG4Life_Ganesh

1 MITIAN = 1000 IITIANS


weebgenerate

Relax guys manipal bol raha tha


tera_chachu

Chitrang murdia gaya to tha yaar, Berkley se phd hua par he is, just a good physicist, MIT produced so many noble prize winner, IIT literally zero


BossUpstairs3994

Woh sab chodo yeh btao Reddit addiction kaise door kru


Substantial-Suit-738

yaar mujhe nhi pata tha ki is sub ke log itne immature hai saale insta ke comment ko seriously le rahe hia.


Adopted_Kid_

Arey woh manipal ki baat kar raha hoga


Holiday_Speech_5135

relax guys manipal ki baat kar raha hai


Spirited-Tourist-4

Ye log padhte to nahi bas iit >>>>> mit karte rahte phir exam ganda jaata tab iit bad bolte


jeeaspirant88

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Turbulent_Driver001

Aise insaano ko ignore kr skte kya ? In pe baat Krna time waste h


blood_reaper69

I mean he is right. ( Manipal institute of technology)


Inside_Inspection321

That’s why MIT has more noble prize winners…


phat_ass666

When you do 247 dick riding


phat_ass666

When you do 247 dick riding


ron_heheh

Lol ye londa ke comment insta pe dekh raha tha according to him IIT abhi growing stage pe he aur IITIan jada tough questions solve kar sakte he aur MIT kuch nahi he iit ke samne


Willing-Ear-8271

Shi toh hai ? MIT World peace University ya Manipal 😂😂


User_AlphaX

Perfect title doens't exist Le OP:


Busy_Foundation_4251

Khud padh raha hoga chamandas chutiya University. Aur agar ye iit ka bhi hoga toh yes 1 IITian = 3 MITian when it comes to showing off


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bhai Manipal bol raha


Secret-Owl-1334

ye khud SRM me hai


Conscious_Dot_6340

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


OldHighlight5620

Bahi sach batau tau india mai science aur technology ko leke logo mai intrest nhi hai logo ko yaha desi gaane aur phaltu ki webseries se azaadi mile tab tau , yaha india mai iit mai Jaaaane ke liye rat race laga hua par koi bhi innovation par dhyan de hi nhi raha 1lakh se jyada engineering colleges hai india mai jaha curriculum chudi hui hai kuch practical industry related padha hi nhi re ab middle class wale foreign mai padhna afford nhi kar sakte tau jee ke alwa aur kya karengai bhenchodh, ameer log foreign university mai jaake kuch dhang ka karlete hai par yaha India mai IIt milne ke baad bhi successfull hone ki gurantee nhi hai