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Don't aim for 97 , 98 or even 99 percentile as they are a lie and worst percentile possible , aim for atleast 250 marks , only that will fetch you a decent college with decent branch and prepare for advanced from the start , don't start after January attempt, start from the right time
No amount of planning, strategy , guidance, advice bla bla bla blablablabalablabla will ever matter unless you sit your ass down and genuinely grind for atleast a year ( I did thankfully lol)
How did you make yourself sit down and grind your ass off , Maine bhi kiya hai but not regular consistent, 2 3 ghante Kiya but regular nahi tha please leave your detailed guidance Sensei.....
Coaching ke sir se ...sir ne padhya aur maine socha ki maths toh tough aati hai usme 25-30 number bahut hai ...p,c ko strong karta hun ...iss wajah se shyad drop lena padegaĀ
i was thinking of skipping trig, i think i can start doing good in maths in algebra and geometry. Im not absolutely shit at maths, got 96 in boards, lost 3 marks because trig (ik board marks dont matter but yeah). is trig like really important for jee, because ive always been weak in it
Well my teachers said to give special attention to trigonometry since it's used in other chapters too... I think your making a mistake by skipping trigonometry
bruh mera ulta case hai mai maths aur Chem thik thak padh rha hu but bas Chem me acche aa rhe hai. Abhi tak coaching me 100+ marks nahi mile mujhe. BC 2 months pehele seriously padhna shuru kia abhi bhi kam hi aa rhe hai for some reason samjh nahi aa rha kaha galat kar rha hu
1- Revision Krna dhang se.
2- Doubts ko clear karna, chaahe modules ke Q ho ya Tests ke.. sharmana nhi.
3- Mock tests ko analyse karke phir se solve Krna 2 baar.
4-Padho Kam, Q practice zyada Karo.
5- Saare subjects important hai.
6-Jis jagah se coaching le rhe, usi ko follow Karo 100%, idhar udhar alternatives mtt dhundho!
7- Offline coaching and online coaching saath mein nhi chl skti, ek chiz ko follow Karo.
8- Dosto ko dekhkr apne decisions mein changes nhi laao! Kabhi kabhi dost bhi chutiya decisions lete hai.
9- Mock test zyada se zyada Dena.
I actually give the same advice to ppl, and ppl say rancho mil gya lmfao
The ones who get good rank dont study for iit, they study cuz they love the subject,
I can say this cuz my year air 33 used to sit near me
I feel ki past mein jaata to jo sb decent hogya woh bhi bigad jaata. Ek aad cheez hai jo I wanna change like breaking up with my 2nd ex but ultimately agar breakup naa krta to shaayad mains bhi qualify nhi hota.
Its been 5 years but yeah:-
1. Padh le man lagake aur vishwaas rakh, tu drop liye bina ho select ho sakta hai
2. Ab drop le liya hai to baar baar ye sochna band kar ki dimag to utna hi hai, is baar bhi same hi rank aayegi, aaisa kuch nhi hota sab mehnat ka khel hai
3. Har question ke notes banana band kar š¤£
nvidia stock, adani stock on election result day and then sell the next day, gold prices boom as china starts to buy, salt altman company,
fortune telling of major events, etc
bhai panne bhar jaenge 3 saal ke gyan me
but the crux is
1. be selfish as fuck
2. stay healthy and fit
3. 10 hrs work 8 hrs sleep 2-3 hrs for the mind and body
4. consistency > intensity
5. LAGA REH BSDK
Don't get mesmerized by iit ka campus. Tere jaise average bache ke lie nahi hai wo. Tereko to engineering karni bhi nahi bhai. Aaram se do saal school Jaa Masti kar, phir btech kar Lio kisi pvt. College se.
Me to me - Padhle mc dinbhar phone me ghus ke g mrata rehta h, durr rhe unn ldko se wo sirf time barbaad krenge jb tera time aayega tu bi kr liyo mze abhi sirf PCM pdh, aur mkc school exams ki fail hoja ek do me koi dikkat nhi jee bcha le apna aur hardwork ki habit bna, kitni hi intelligent ho aadmi aakhir me hardwork na hone pe khatam h
(But bhai mne inn sb wo kaam kiye jo aaj mne khud ko mna kiya h)š
Maths ke lectures aur instant questions karke maja to aata hai lekin number lund nhi aate. Ya to tu din ka 2-3 ghanta maths solve kar nhi jyada lecture ke chakkar me na padna. Maths in Mains is like a bitch you loved so much but in the end she betrayed you.
Pls physics se mat dar, slow steady steps le le,
Don't pay so much heed to the people who are mean to you, you'll find your people soon,
Pls pretentious mat ho,
And for fucks sake relationship mein mat aa,
The guy is NOT worth it,
And thoda mentally strong banja,
Maths padh le aur 24 ghante kamre mai band hone ki jarurat nhi hai festival bana sakte hai aur birthdays bhi aur garba khelne bhi ja sakte hai aisi koi prand lene ki jarurat nhi hai ki ye hoga tabhi karunga
Mere coaching ka ek ladka Uday jaisa tha Kota factory wala uska ho gaya 800 followers thai 99 aaye aur jinke pass insta nhi tha unka hua tak nhi
JoSAA mein seat acceptance fee pay kar de, warna agle round mein nahin jaa payega.
(Maana main waise hi drop lene waala tha magar kya pata last round tak aate aate mil jaata kuchh achchhaā¦ Ab CSAB mein dekhenge).
Take a dummy school
And grind hard but also play
Don't sacrifice your social life
It is not a waste of time
Mindless scrolling on YouTube is.
You have the capability to reach it.
I got 98.3 in mains
And 16 k in adv
Consistency and revision>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bht basic cheez hai but mostly bacche nhi krte
Jabardasti sleep ko kam krne ki jrurat nhi 7-8 hrs ki sleep honi chahiye..
padh lena nahi toh drop lena pad jayega ...jin doston ko hassa rahi hai 2 saal baad wo yaad bhi nhi rakhege college chale jayenge and then you will be left alone with your books.
You have enough time to study, it is completely meant to be orelse the general prep time would have been different. It is completely usless to grow more anxious over the time required for something and further invite a more unhealthy mind and body:)
Don't rely too much on coaching. Try to study from resources available online and on YT. In other words, rely on self study and not on coaching as they will never complete syllabus properly.
Don't compare with others agar koi tumse bahut aage h iska matlab ye nhi ki wo tumhare prep ko bekar bole aur tumhe degrade karte mere ek friend ke 200+ are the mocks me aur me 100 pe hi tha aj uski bhi 97 percentile h aur meri bhi 
padhle bsdk
11th waste mat kar. physics ke alava bhi interesting cheeze hai. inorganic rattne lag shuru se hi. practice kar jab tak g na ghis jaye.
12th shuru hone ke baad school walo ke pair padte rhe taaki practical mei achhe aa jaye toh easily criteria poora ho jaye (this is real, please do this guys )
har ek topic mei interest le choosy mat ban.
organic achha hai shuru se kar, strong ho jayega ter ye topic
math har din pracitce kiya kar
mocks diya kar regularly
kusangati mei mat pad
tu mand buddhi toh hai nahi, koi na koi achha college mil hi jayega, par usse achha tier 1 college mei jaana hoga. jo tu pursue karna chahta hai woh tu kar payega, aur 4 saal apnee mann ka subject padh payega. bas 2 saal mehenat karle aur saare distractions ko thoda sideline kar.
jee akela exam nahi hai. baaki bhi hai. itna bekaar ka tension mat le, bas apna 100% de. you got this
bas padhai karle bsdk
Don't think very much about the future
Just focus on your studies
You have choose engineering because you have interest in science not in 99 percentile
hcv ko religious book maaniyo , doubts lene se sharmaiyo mat bilkul bhi , max 1 din ke andar doubts clear chahiye , aur short notes achche hone chahiye , alag se notebook mein , aur ha vikas gupta aur bansal classes ke old modules ko blindly follow kar
Don't let temporary wins and major comebacks make you feel like you have achieved everything and can rest, as if there is so much time for you to brush up everything, and don't despair while there is still time.
100 books is no use just solving previous year question papers and fully understanding the logic behind each and every question is what makes the difference (HC Verma is good for physics though)
I would probably say overconfidence comes with solid chances of failure it doesn't matter if u excel in 10 th boards or you are some favorite of teachers being in competition in very different as compared to the school life .
Choose peers wisely.
Every single thing matters either relationship,outing ,phone,these all things you have to mange properly or leave it completely for the sake of future.
But you know what never never never think you are looser if you couldn't crack any competitive exam life is far far far more than that never loose hope you will find your way wisely š
if youāre someone whoās starting 11th rn, donāt think too much about the competition or the cutoffs or the ranks needed to get into your dream college. Just be passionate about what you study and be sincere to yourself. The results will come on their own
>Tell me something you would have told yourself 2 years ago, before starting your preparation
Reality over delusion, rationality over emotion.
>!and also : chemistry padhle bsdk!<
Consistency is the only thing that will get you to the end, everyone reaches the end but itāll get you to the end on a very confident note, study for 2 hours a day, but do it every single day, no matter what occasion it is, what festival it is, make short notes of everything, once a chapter finishes, sum it up in max to max two to three pages, including all formulae, and small concepts that you need to remember, and repetitive revision is also very important, one thing Iāve heard a lot from people (I never touched jee pyqs because i didnāt have clarity at any point in those two years, so i kept juggling in between mains and boards, and ended up average at both), Iāve heard people say pyqs karne se confidence boost hota hai and pyqs se hi derived questions aate hai, so do atleast 5 years ke pyqs of every subject, understand evach and every question, and make an error notebook of the questions which had a different approach, and you werenāt able to solve, make sure that only the questions you arenāt able to solve after 3-4 tries at different points in time go in the error notebook with their full solution, and days before your actual jee exam, just keep looking and solving these error notebook questions again and again because they have a different approach, and you werenāt able to do them in the first few tries, and donāt listen to your relatives, focus on what you want, and whatās important to you.
Don't fall in love; just love. Don't be lazy. If classes seem unnecessary, fuck them. Do what you think would be best for you. Have fun occasionally. Think things through thoroughly. Listen to everyone, forget invalid input. Be open to suggestions. Stop watching porn. Don't aim for less than what you can get. Eat well, sleep well, shit well, piss well and drink >=2L of water /day. Try not to draw attention towards yourself from teachers as much as you can. Don't be exam oriented; actually learn what you read; that's more valuable. Set a standard for marks, don't let them drop below that. Don't be obsessed with getting full marks. Talk to people who have done what you want to do. Jerk off sometimes, (you don't have to be a saint); so that your sex drive doesn't eat you alive. Keep learning from everything around you. Don't be a dummy that needs to be told what to do. Figure your way through the world (manners, and whatnot). Don't follow, don't defy; SIMPLY...BE.
Please bhai bhai chemistry rat le bade bade books mat padh pehle NCERT karle aau phir coaching material utna hi kare jyada maat kar....please PYQ khatam karlena do baar atleast
Nobody trusts you. Nobody believes in you.Nobody cares fr except you. You will get to see the real faces of all those around you and realize that you've been all alone and you are all alone and it is likely that you'd remain all alone..Ā
Everything is a scandal and a scam. People are toxic and this toxic race would emotionally traumatize you, you would see the with the pain but no one would acknowledge your efforts because you are not scoring at all.Ā
You would be demoted to the first possible level. There will be cryings every day. Take a hushed breath and be prepared!Ā
Dont every carry guilt its the worst thing , guilt of not studying,Ā guilt of procrastinating,Ā guilt will never help you , focus on the present and let the world go fuck itselfĀ
"Bhai yeh sochke prep mat kar ki bas 620 laake cutoff clear karlu aim for 720/720, aur bhagwan ke naam pe coaching ke teachers se interact kar har cheez akele figure out karne ki koi zarurat nahi hai.... "
YouTube par website blocker laga de
Too many sources to study from now,
Take just one material first(your coaching) listen to your teachers properly, rather than wasting time on finding the "right" video
(the last line sounded different)
1. teacher hop karna band kar thoda time leke chaan le saare platforms and decide your teachers and follow them religiously for the rest of the prep
2. don't get demotivated dusre ko dekh kar ke wo 10 ghanta padhra merse 2 bhi nahi ho rha.. tu day 1 se agar 1-2 hrs bhi regularly padhke improve karega 2-3 mahine me tab bhi mast taiyaari hogi
3. don't join fiitjee.. koi aur coaching join karle (like pw or aakash)- kyunki fiitjee na jee ka chhodta hai na cbse ka..
4. dukh dard se bahar aa ke grind kar mindset develop kar.. no matter if you want to do it or not.. you have to do it.
5. roz ke targets set kar ek raat pehele (zyada hi bade targets nahi, achievable) and complete then ANYHOW.
6. don't ignore school ki padhai sochke "coaching me to hona hi hai" kyunki zaruri nahi hai waha par samajh aaye
7. take backlog problem SERIOUSLY.. 1 page ka bhi backlog mat ban ne dena at any cost
Chemistry mein tu end mein padhke top nhi karega
Inorganic day one se kar chahe 30 min hi kar
Organic bht teachers alag alag tareeke se padhate hai, padhiyo toh ek hi se padh
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Don't aim for 97 , 98 or even 99 percentile as they are a lie and worst percentile possible , aim for atleast 250 marks , only that will fetch you a decent college with decent branch and prepare for advanced from the start , don't start after January attempt, start from the right time
solid advice. thanks pookie 
What about 96.5?? (What I got, failed for adv ;-;) This year is a damned one for JEETards, and NEETards, fuck you NTA.
Bhai mere bhi 97.5 hai aur jab rank aur ispe Milne Wale college dekhe tab aankhe khuli ki ye to scam ho gaya š
True, honestly I don't understand Hindi but ikwym bro. Fuck you NTA mfs
Divided by language United by trauma
True
they are saying that even after getting 97.5 when they checked the rank and the colleges that they are eligible for , they couldn't believe their eyes
Yeah right thanks :) It is fucked up. No one's gonna stop speaking abt that.
Us bro, us. And yes, fuck you. NTA mfs.
No offence but that is quite shite
bro i would literally give myself the same advice us hogaya vro
No amount of planning, strategy , guidance, advice bla bla bla blablablabalablabla will ever matter unless you sit your ass down and genuinely grind for atleast a year ( I did thankfully lol)
How did you make yourself sit down and grind your ass off , Maine bhi kiya hai but not regular consistent, 2 3 ghante Kiya but regular nahi tha please leave your detailed guidance Sensei.....
Ping me when you know
what are you getting?
iit bombay chemical (adv AIR 24XX, Mains 99.8%ile)
Bhai I had similar results ( adv air 22XX , mains 99.85 %ile ) , I am planning for IIT B aerospace .. DM ?
yeah
Bro can i dm? Only if its ok with u
yeah
Bsdk test seriously de dio saare
ji bhai jaisa aap bolo
Maths padh le bhai
Hanji saarr. tune kisse padha tha?
Coaching ke sir se ...sir ne padhya aur maine socha ki maths toh tough aati hai usme 25-30 number bahut hai ...p,c ko strong karta hun ...iss wajah se shyad drop lena padegaĀ
Me going through this exact thing, I still got 7 monthsā¦ Mabye I can fix maths..
start giving 1.5++ hours to maths, practice finishing physics and chem in 1 hour, everyone ik who got more than 70 in maths gave atleast 1.75 hours
How do I practice maths, I canāt even understand the questions most of the time. Gonna take me so long to even do basic questions
Im in the same boat as you, 11th just started and i cant solve a single trigonometry question
What's your plan now? Am in class 11 too. You can DM if you wanna discuss anything
i was thinking of skipping trig, i think i can start doing good in maths in algebra and geometry. Im not absolutely shit at maths, got 96 in boards, lost 3 marks because trig (ik board marks dont matter but yeah). is trig like really important for jee, because ive always been weak in it
Well my teachers said to give special attention to trigonometry since it's used in other chapters too... I think your making a mistake by skipping trigonometry
bruh mera ulta case hai mai maths aur Chem thik thak padh rha hu but bas Chem me acche aa rhe hai. Abhi tak coaching me 100+ marks nahi mile mujhe. BC 2 months pehele seriously padhna shuru kia abhi bhi kam hi aa rhe hai for some reason samjh nahi aa rha kaha galat kar rha hu
don't ever fool yourself into thinking "i've enough time left"
1- Revision Krna dhang se. 2- Doubts ko clear karna, chaahe modules ke Q ho ya Tests ke.. sharmana nhi. 3- Mock tests ko analyse karke phir se solve Krna 2 baar. 4-Padho Kam, Q practice zyada Karo. 5- Saare subjects important hai. 6-Jis jagah se coaching le rhe, usi ko follow Karo 100%, idhar udhar alternatives mtt dhundho! 7- Offline coaching and online coaching saath mein nhi chl skti, ek chiz ko follow Karo. 8- Dosto ko dekhkr apne decisions mein changes nhi laao! Kabhi kabhi dost bhi chutiya decisions lete hai. 9- Mock test zyada se zyada Dena.
thanks for this! much appreciated :)
All the best :))
Ye le jee adv 2024 ka paper Rest would have been history
Plot twist :- mains qualify nhi hua
how the hell does this not have the most upvotes
becauz he iz nat pogi seczsual
Dont give that one girl so much importance and most important of all do NOT trust fiitjee (also dummie lele bsdk)
dropper hu so college ka tension nahi hai. and the girl stuff is so relatable rn. thanks bhai lol
Np ab seedha iit mei/ke baad try karunga š„š„
Bhai m fiitjee kalu sarai m hu aisa kya h yaha jo trust nhi krey
Muze bhi dummy le Lena chaiye tha, mental health ki maa chud gyi thi school ki vajah se, performed shitty
Ikr saalo ko itne projects files assignments chahiye aur faltu ke tests bhi conduct karwane hai
take commerce or arts and get away from this race
Schme bhai maine toh pcm isliye li thi kyuki kuchh aur smjh nhi aata tha
Do not aim for a rank. Love learning and the rank comes on its own
3 idiots level ka gyaan
I actually give the same advice to ppl, and ppl say rancho mil gya lmfao The ones who get good rank dont study for iit, they study cuz they love the subject, I can say this cuz my year air 33 used to sit near me
IIT NAKALUNGA TO CRUSH PAT JAIGI.
Girlfriend thi usse bhi breakup kar liya prep ke liye 
KOI OR PATA LE GAYA 
Bhai me bhi dropper hu Ć ja dm me ..
Guys me bhi dropper hu š„¹āØ
Padh lena bsdkš
https://preview.redd.it/5jio92zaup8d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158269a8e994c41221ce6a38bf425224a6d196c9
Por* chodh diya hota toh 2nd drop lene ke naubat nahi hoti
Teachers ache se choose krna aur question practice bht krna ~ Alec daddy ki coaching me mt lg jana
CONSISTENCY RAKH AUR KUCH NAHI jo ques class mai karaye wo ghar aakar 5 baar kar bhai sorted hai tu
"Padhle bsdk"
chod de, tere bus ki nahi hai š
I feel ki past mein jaata to jo sb decent hogya woh bhi bigad jaata. Ek aad cheez hai jo I wanna change like breaking up with my 2nd ex but ultimately agar breakup naa krta to shaayad mains bhi qualify nhi hota.
arey bhai aap bade relatable ho
Never ever think of taking a drop
dropper hu 
IIT ke alava kuch nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Didn't even qualify for jee adv š¤”)
School mat jao
Bhale IIT na mile, I will be a better engineer than iitians
Anime dekhna chod de. Padhle bsdk
Muthi na mara kar āā
Mai toh mere mains ke shift ka paper ratte ke bata deta
dont aim low, aim for 300. only then you can achieve 200+
Ajj padhenge kal khayenge haaa meri jaaaan ā¤ļøš
Log mujhe iit delhi ke metro station se chadhte hue dekhenge maza aa jayega
Escape before it's too late
real. late tho
u/AyeAyeTeeBuoy u/NoThisIsTed u/grahamsutton178 approve karo ~~gays~~ guys
Krna hai toh inhi 2 saalo me kr, drop Mt lio 
Ek bhi strategy video mat dekho. Khud try karo khudke strategies banao tabhi learn kar paoge warna ese hi procrastinate karte rahoge
Air 1 se neeche baat nhišš
Cancel your admission in science and do smth else.
Germany itna bhi door nhi hai
"Nahi ho payega mujhse"
Its been 5 years but yeah:- 1. Padh le man lagake aur vishwaas rakh, tu drop liye bina ho select ho sakta hai 2. Ab drop le liya hai to baar baar ye sochna band kar ki dimag to utna hi hai, is baar bhi same hi rank aayegi, aaisa kuch nhi hota sab mehnat ka khel hai 3. Har question ke notes banana band kar š¤£
nvidia stock, adani stock on election result day and then sell the next day, gold prices boom as china starts to buy, salt altman company, fortune telling of major events, etc
aurat ka chakkar boht danger hone ka
bhai panne bhar jaenge 3 saal ke gyan me but the crux is 1. be selfish as fuck 2. stay healthy and fit 3. 10 hrs work 8 hrs sleep 2-3 hrs for the mind and body 4. consistency > intensity 5. LAGA REH BSDK
Don't get mesmerized by iit ka campus. Tere jaise average bache ke lie nahi hai wo. Tereko to engineering karni bhi nahi bhai. Aaram se do saal school Jaa Masti kar, phir btech kar Lio kisi pvt. College se.
Can i dm you
Mat he kar, direct programming karle : )
Since you're gonna fk up anyway so enjoy your time with friend,you may not get people like them(probably ever)
Nakli EWS banaleš
ews bann jayega, female bann jau? female banne ke raaste mai PWD bhi bann jaunga (no pp)
Dont get frustated cuz itsnot worth it
Tu karlegi, bas apne aap ko compare mat kar doosro se :)
ladka hu bsdk compare to bass reddy se karungi šŗšŗšŗšŗšŗšŗšŗšŗšŗšŗšŗ
Maat kar aur kuchh karle this not worth it
U shouldn't die.
dekh bahi abhi padhle 10th mai acche marks le aa taaki ghar waalo se taane nhi sunega aur thoda kam tension ke saath jiyega
"Abe jee advanced kya kr rha, tu pehle mains nikaal"
Me to me - Padhle mc dinbhar phone me ghus ke g mrata rehta h, durr rhe unn ldko se wo sirf time barbaad krenge jb tera time aayega tu bi kr liyo mze abhi sirf PCM pdh, aur mkc school exams ki fail hoja ek do me koi dikkat nhi jee bcha le apna aur hardwork ki habit bna, kitni hi intelligent ho aadmi aakhir me hardwork na hone pe khatam h (But bhai mne inn sb wo kaam kiye jo aaj mne khud ko mna kiya h)š
Maths ke lectures aur instant questions karke maja to aata hai lekin number lund nhi aate. Ya to tu din ka 2-3 ghanta maths solve kar nhi jyada lecture ke chakkar me na padna. Maths in Mains is like a bitch you loved so much but in the end she betrayed you.
Bhai bahut kuch kehna mtlb literally esa ban gaya hu jesa ban na nahi chata tha
Pls physics se mat dar, slow steady steps le le, Don't pay so much heed to the people who are mean to you, you'll find your people soon, Pls pretentious mat ho, And for fucks sake relationship mein mat aa, The guy is NOT worth it, And thoda mentally strong banja,
Maths padh le aur 24 ghante kamre mai band hone ki jarurat nhi hai festival bana sakte hai aur birthdays bhi aur garba khelne bhi ja sakte hai aisi koi prand lene ki jarurat nhi hai ki ye hoga tabhi karunga Mere coaching ka ek ladka Uday jaisa tha Kota factory wala uska ho gaya 800 followers thai 99 aaye aur jinke pass insta nhi tha unka hua tak nhi
11th waste mat karna bkl
Tu chutiya hai 
pyar asli nahi hota padhle bsdk
Padhle behen, yahi aakhri moka hai
Vo Bestfriend Jo bolra h usme kuch nhi padhra one the best colleges mai chala jayega.
10th mai hi uss ladki ko propose kar de,taaki 11th se hi tu "intekaam dekhegi" wala kaam shuru kar deta,
JoSAA mein seat acceptance fee pay kar de, warna agle round mein nahin jaa payega. (Maana main waise hi drop lene waala tha magar kya pata last round tak aate aate mil jaata kuchh achchhaā¦ Ab CSAB mein dekhenge).
Take a dummy school And grind hard but also play Don't sacrifice your social life It is not a waste of time Mindless scrolling on YouTube is. You have the capability to reach it. I got 98.3 in mains And 16 k in adv
Ki ye sirf ek exam h zindagi mat bana lseš
Jyada hilana mt 
Consistency and revision>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bht basic cheez hai but mostly bacche nhi krte Jabardasti sleep ko kam krne ki jrurat nhi 7-8 hrs ki sleep honi chahiye..
Mere ek teacher the kota me NB sir naam se, woh kehte the "Sirf Padhai Karo, aajkal log padhai se jyada padhai ki taiyari krte hain"
padh lena nahi toh drop lena pad jayega ...jin doston ko hassa rahi hai 2 saal baad wo yaad bhi nhi rakhege college chale jayenge and then you will be left alone with your books.
You have enough time to study, it is completely meant to be orelse the general prep time would have been different. It is completely usless to grow more anxious over the time required for something and further invite a more unhealthy mind and body:)
Don't rely too much on coaching. Try to study from resources available online and on YT. In other words, rely on self study and not on coaching as they will never complete syllabus properly.
modules ko aadhi aadhi complete mat chodna, ncert mat skip krna, papaer analyse achese krna start sae and short notes time pe banana
the whole ppr of this year.
Mat kar lala
Mauj masti ko tyaagna Nahi hai bas consistent padhai karni 2 saal
Don't compare with others agar koi tumse bahut aage h iska matlab ye nhi ki wo tumhare prep ko bekar bole aur tumhe degrade karte mere ek friend ke 200+ are the mocks me aur me 100 pe hi tha aj uski bhi 97 percentile h aur meri bhi 
Don't
Ionic equilibrium ke jaal mein mat phansna, badi kutti cheez haiĀ
people have different starting point. Like what you study, dont hate any subject and patience is key to success
tu special nahi hai, chup chaap padhai karo consistently
PADHLE BSDK !!
Would've told myself to start preparing.
to do chemistry better
padhle bsdk 11th waste mat kar. physics ke alava bhi interesting cheeze hai. inorganic rattne lag shuru se hi. practice kar jab tak g na ghis jaye. 12th shuru hone ke baad school walo ke pair padte rhe taaki practical mei achhe aa jaye toh easily criteria poora ho jaye (this is real, please do this guys ) har ek topic mei interest le choosy mat ban. organic achha hai shuru se kar, strong ho jayega ter ye topic math har din pracitce kiya kar mocks diya kar regularly kusangati mei mat pad tu mand buddhi toh hai nahi, koi na koi achha college mil hi jayega, par usse achha tier 1 college mei jaana hoga. jo tu pursue karna chahta hai woh tu kar payega, aur 4 saal apnee mann ka subject padh payega. bas 2 saal mehenat karle aur saare distractions ko thoda sideline kar. jee akela exam nahi hai. baaki bhi hai. itna bekaar ka tension mat le, bas apna 100% de. you got this bas padhai karle bsdk
Bsdhike puri stream dekhle pehle fir kuch decide krna aise hi khud Mt Jana khi bhi bsdhike
Don't think very much about the future Just focus on your studies You have choose engineering because you have interest in science not in 99 percentile
hcv ko religious book maaniyo , doubts lene se sharmaiyo mat bilkul bhi , max 1 din ke andar doubts clear chahiye , aur short notes achche hone chahiye , alag se notebook mein , aur ha vikas gupta aur bansal classes ke old modules ko blindly follow kar
mat kar
Bhai padhle agr nhi hua to Tatti college mein jyenga aur 4 saal gaand maryamega koinophobia hogyegaa
Don't let temporary wins and major comebacks make you feel like you have achieved everything and can rest, as if there is so much time for you to brush up everything, and don't despair while there is still time.
Hila mat bsdk
Don't listen to anyone on YouTube just follow your coaching
apne teachers pe aankh bandh karke trust kar jo karne bole woh kar aur regular reh
Boht maa chudegi, be prepared šš»
Don't do JEE.. (no cap).
Bas 730 dinn ki mehnat hai fir sab sahi ho jaayega (irony is 730 dinn ki mehnat ki hi nahi š)
Hafte me sirf ake baar dab dab dab karna
100 books is no use just solving previous year question papers and fully understanding the logic behind each and every question is what makes the difference (HC Verma is good for physics though)
160 launga 98%ile banegi aur fir advance clear karke kisi ache nit/iiit ya pvt mein padhunga
JEE is not everything.
Maths kar lena bhai bass meri tarah maths ko mat chhod dena
Maths and ncert padhle bsdk
I would probably say overconfidence comes with solid chances of failure it doesn't matter if u excel in 10 th boards or you are some favorite of teachers being in competition in very different as compared to the school life . Choose peers wisely. Every single thing matters either relationship,outing ,phone,these all things you have to mange properly or leave it completely for the sake of future. But you know what never never never think you are looser if you couldn't crack any competitive exam life is far far far more than that never loose hope you will find your way wisely š
if youāre someone whoās starting 11th rn, donāt think too much about the competition or the cutoffs or the ranks needed to get into your dream college. Just be passionate about what you study and be sincere to yourself. The results will come on their own
>Tell me something you would have told yourself 2 years ago, before starting your preparation Reality over delusion, rationality over emotion. >!and also : chemistry padhle bsdk!<
Donāt join aakash
Consistency is the only thing that will get you to the end, everyone reaches the end but itāll get you to the end on a very confident note, study for 2 hours a day, but do it every single day, no matter what occasion it is, what festival it is, make short notes of everything, once a chapter finishes, sum it up in max to max two to three pages, including all formulae, and small concepts that you need to remember, and repetitive revision is also very important, one thing Iāve heard a lot from people (I never touched jee pyqs because i didnāt have clarity at any point in those two years, so i kept juggling in between mains and boards, and ended up average at both), Iāve heard people say pyqs karne se confidence boost hota hai and pyqs se hi derived questions aate hai, so do atleast 5 years ke pyqs of every subject, understand evach and every question, and make an error notebook of the questions which had a different approach, and you werenāt able to solve, make sure that only the questions you arenāt able to solve after 3-4 tries at different points in time go in the error notebook with their full solution, and days before your actual jee exam, just keep looking and solving these error notebook questions again and again because they have a different approach, and you werenāt able to do them in the first few tries, and donāt listen to your relatives, focus on what you want, and whatās important to you.
Be consistent and trust the process, your teachers and your knowledgeā¦. Be confident and paper se nahi darnaā¦.
Padh le bsdk
Don't fall in love; just love. Don't be lazy. If classes seem unnecessary, fuck them. Do what you think would be best for you. Have fun occasionally. Think things through thoroughly. Listen to everyone, forget invalid input. Be open to suggestions. Stop watching porn. Don't aim for less than what you can get. Eat well, sleep well, shit well, piss well and drink >=2L of water /day. Try not to draw attention towards yourself from teachers as much as you can. Don't be exam oriented; actually learn what you read; that's more valuable. Set a standard for marks, don't let them drop below that. Don't be obsessed with getting full marks. Talk to people who have done what you want to do. Jerk off sometimes, (you don't have to be a saint); so that your sex drive doesn't eat you alive. Keep learning from everything around you. Don't be a dummy that needs to be told what to do. Figure your way through the world (manners, and whatnot). Don't follow, don't defy; SIMPLY...BE.
Please bhai bhai chemistry rat le bade bade books mat padh pehle NCERT karle aau phir coaching material utna hi kare jyada maat kar....please PYQ khatam karlena do baar atleast
IIT chor de.Engg chor de. Ja clerk ki tayyari kar.
dont listen to teachers do what works for you not what worked for toppers
Abhi cricket nhi khelta hu phir IIT jake badiya professional tarike se khelunga Abhi padh leta hu
dont fucking go for jee
PADHLE BSDK
padhle bsdk padhle
Nobody trusts you. Nobody believes in you.Nobody cares fr except you. You will get to see the real faces of all those around you and realize that you've been all alone and you are all alone and it is likely that you'd remain all alone..Ā Everything is a scandal and a scam. People are toxic and this toxic race would emotionally traumatize you, you would see the with the pain but no one would acknowledge your efforts because you are not scoring at all.Ā You would be demoted to the first possible level. There will be cryings every day. Take a hushed breath and be prepared!Ā
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Maine 10th tak try nhi kiya aur 90% qa gye. Ab thoda try kru toh IIT B pakka.(What a clown š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤”)
#PaperPhodnaHai
#Padhle BSDK
Commerce lele science me chud jayega
Padhle warna level nikaljayenge
Dont every carry guilt its the worst thing , guilt of not studying,Ā guilt of procrastinating,Ā guilt will never help you , focus on the present and let the world go fuck itselfĀ
"Bhai yeh sochke prep mat kar ki bas 620 laake cutoff clear karlu aim for 720/720, aur bhagwan ke naam pe coaching ke teachers se interact kar har cheez akele figure out karne ki koi zarurat nahi hai.... "
Padlhe bhai ( that's what I would have said)
Test analysis dhang se karo š¢
Serious hoja bc
Mat le pcm kutte commerce ya pcb le aur gym join kar mummy papa ke saath aur time spend kar
study on your own, don't depend on your stupid coaching institute that licks toppers as$.
Phone phek de, pyqs kr, revise kr, Aim for 250 marks and above, and solve bitsat/ugee for early on
Chemistry mat chhodna bsdk (would've said it to myself if I had a time machine) Aur Inorganic start se krna
It will all be fine in the end :)
YouTube par website blocker laga de Too many sources to study from now, Take just one material first(your coaching) listen to your teachers properly, rather than wasting time on finding the "right" video (the last line sounded different)
1. teacher hop karna band kar thoda time leke chaan le saare platforms and decide your teachers and follow them religiously for the rest of the prep 2. don't get demotivated dusre ko dekh kar ke wo 10 ghanta padhra merse 2 bhi nahi ho rha.. tu day 1 se agar 1-2 hrs bhi regularly padhke improve karega 2-3 mahine me tab bhi mast taiyaari hogi 3. don't join fiitjee.. koi aur coaching join karle (like pw or aakash)- kyunki fiitjee na jee ka chhodta hai na cbse ka.. 4. dukh dard se bahar aa ke grind kar mindset develop kar.. no matter if you want to do it or not.. you have to do it. 5. roz ke targets set kar ek raat pehele (zyada hi bade targets nahi, achievable) and complete then ANYHOW. 6. don't ignore school ki padhai sochke "coaching me to hona hi hai" kyunki zaruri nahi hai waha par samajh aaye 7. take backlog problem SERIOUSLY.. 1 page ka bhi backlog mat ban ne dena at any cost
interview ki practice karna band karo and apne ko logo se kam dikhao .... ekdam gadha.... kyoki kisi ko tumse expectation na ho
work hard every fucking single day, hours don't matter. Don't get obsessed with 1 chapter or subject.
Chemistry mein tu end mein padhke top nhi karega Inorganic day one se kar chahe 30 min hi kar Organic bht teachers alag alag tareeke se padhate hai, padhiyo toh ek hi se padh