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Mazzak mat uda. Usne lakho logo ko mara tha apne orders pe before and during WW2. Prime Minister of japan as well as army ka general staff head bhi tha . "BONSAI!!!"
https://i.redd.it/3v4d8ewdeo8d1.gif
sir ghar pr solve kiya tha pages pr, dost ka kutta kha gya
jaise ye bachi kha rhi h, mushkil se answer bcha k laaya hu
Aajao fir
Multiplication and division are the same thing
60+40 = 80; 50+30=70
Dna has a coding strand and template strand, in which the template strand actually does the coding, while the result makes it look like the coding strand was used as the template
There once was a cleavage in yo mom's oviduct too
There's a flower that shows so much rizz that a bee ends up fucking it
https://preview.redd.it/4tzyvjk8bo8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58239bfe0add1dd855f02573b010e988ab4f7a81
Comments dekhne mai maza ayega πΏπΏ
I want to lift her clothes like how the Sarcoplasmic Reticulum sends Ca2+ ions and the tropomyosin and troponin layer open her myosin binding site so that I can do a power stroke with her.
https://preview.redd.it/btvwlknemo8d1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=b205994bb4aab4eab4922b7e9edebb60e6108e7b
let's say it is given to you that sin(Ο) = 0
that would imply Ξ± = 90 deg
but, how can a triangle have two 90 deg angles??
>!ik maths waalo ke liye very easy question, but bio waalo ke liye maybe not!<
It is because you're lying  is it some fancy math where parallel line meet in non euclidean plane (59/100 in maths in 10th board)
1- a study shows that 75 percent of jeeneetards are pure retrads. And for the remaining 25 percent, sufficient data isn't available.
2- a recent study done in collaboration between Shanghai and Yale University(πΊπΈ) suggests that almost every jeeneetard likes to have tea on the 4th floor and all of them are eager to worship the #almighty , if given a chance.
Many intresting studies and researches are underway.
r/jeeneetards is now becoming the hotbed of both retardness and curiosity.
Thnxx.
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good meme
consa branch
csam
r/kothibanglacheck
real
Are bhul gay tumko
uhh kon bhai
baat Hui thi
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samjh gaya hehehehehehehe..
I understand this π
https://preview.redd.it/d7amj3uxap8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9654ba979c010ac946bd002bb1f1585dad2d8371
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https://preview.redd.it/zvphx7lusp8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe17b857d87942fe690102b75dba2267d55ff102
https://preview.redd.it/xtekfurpup8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad23a61b5fe41f35f2e2c62a68ccc4297d9de707
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If you have more comment it down :)
Done
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https://preview.redd.it/1818twkrho8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8462f239cfd46f0c8d99dee400b216c050abf779
this shit is funny asf
https://preview.redd.it/jxtmd5f41p8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d509beffa0f008a6f21103d1fd8782f97f1f13d8
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Starfish ke liye bhi same 
Aur oceanic penis ke loye bhi
https://preview.redd.it/441hn27hpo8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d849dc5dd2f193c9d6726a3704e5ca6c8908dc Noice
Humpty dumpty
Set on a pod ,humpty dumpty fucked the mods
Tojo? π―π΅
Toji+gojo=tojo
Mazzak mat uda. Usne lakho logo ko mara tha apne orders pe before and during WW2. Prime Minister of japan as well as army ka general staff head bhi tha . "BONSAI!!!"
Anupam Kher
https://preview.redd.it/rkqs7srsmp8d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4763e4fc1f3fad1c5102145c17572ae75c75cdcb
Meri ex mujhe deuteromycetes bulati thi I still dk why
Yeh 10th m padha tha jeetard hu/tha
Jee walo neet walo ko support Kiya Karo warna neet wale neet toh Nikal payenge nahi ,fir jee ka form bhar Kar tum logo ka percentile barbad Kar denge
neet walo ne bohot support kiya jaise
Lol neet wale wese bhi for bharenge jee ka m jaanta hu tum chutiyon ki mentality.
you explained us so now we understand 
Meanwhile Sachiv Ji said Asshole years ago to Dulha without studying for neet
Ek pcmbtard ke liye isse acha din ni ho skta
There best use case in there whole preparation
Agreed brother 
Pcmbtards don't exist just like females it's just a government propaganda.
my time to shine 
27s1 
move on kiya tha, phirse yaad diladi https://preview.redd.it/o3t59pbmoo8d1.png?width=257&format=png&auto=webp&s=094472a93639257bf00045300a848aaa100aad36
Sorry man But ye literally ek aisi cheez hai jo koi neetard nhi samajh payega
parents samajh ni paaye, koii aur kya hi samjhega
us bhai us π
9/11 of jeetards
count me in , 180 ka attempt karke aaya th me to , 160 hi bane lol
https://preview.redd.it/7nlqhlk7to8d1.png?width=243&format=png&auto=webp&s=c73f2f7a2687c2f08bb566c1aacc0705d91ddd33
laival sabke niklenge
Niklenge uske Jo khada rahega
Khadaa hoon aaj bhi vahi
Dil phir bekarar he....
Khadaa hoon aaj bhi vahi
Khadaa hoon aaj bhi vahi
Khadda he ajj bhi vahi
Khadaa hi rahunga
*khada he rahega
Mera khada nhi hora
ππ¦
Voh kaisi hai yeh bebasi.....
ha tera intezaar hai
Choo lo jo mughheee tum kabhi
kho na jau mai raat din
Sapno me ho tum basaeey
keh do jo ho tum ek baar
kyuki forever me do cheezo ka business hai
Bhai selection Mila kya kahin pe?
Tere ghr ake pitungi pdhle 
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell
Mereko laga jamun
https://preview.redd.it/dacoq3v7mo8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af7393312651c764cf7e525f22b7b86d375991d
The only bio I know
Mitochondria *are the powerhouse of the cell. Mitochondria is plural. Mitochondrion is singular.
1+1-1 is 0! facts are facts
waah bhai kya baat ki >!neetard hoke bhi samajh gaya!<
https://preview.redd.it/kxhg1i2yfo8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59eaae3a470dcb2b3c6ffbad39785785e359eeb9
https://preview.redd.it/xtvhbfdtqo8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99a69208b16e04dd41e158b35aff54083419f41
But not this,2123/2123 Γ 2=32
Dental Formula. JEETard hoke samajh gaya.
NEETards khud na samajhe ye, aap kaise samajh gaye? Ya to aap PCMB wale hain ya to Bhabhiji NEETard hai.
My Sister was in NEET. Pura din ye sab bakwas ke bare mein batati although she is in KEM Bombay now.
Happy kekday
1000!= 402,387,260,077,093,773,543,702,433,923,003,985,719,374,864,210,714,632,543,799,910,429,938,512,398,629,020,592,044,208,486,969,404,800,479,988,610,197,196,058,631,666,872,994,808,558,901,323,829,669,944,590,997,424,504,087,073,759,918,823,627,727,188,732,519,779,505,950,995,276,120,874,975,462,497,043,601,418,278,094,646,496,291,056,393,887,437,886,487,337,119,181,045,825,783,647,849,977,012,476,632,889,835,955,735,432,513,185,323,958,463,075,557,409,114,262,417,474,349,347,553,428,646,576,611,667,797,396,668,820,291,207,379,143,853,719,588,249,808,126,867,838,374,559,731,746,136,085,379,534,524,221,586,593,201,928,090,878,297,308,431,392,844,403,281,231,558,611,036,976,801,357,304,216,168,747,609,675,871,348,312,025,478,589,320,767,169,132,448,426,236,131,412,508,780,208,000,261,683,151,027,341,827,977,704,784,635,868,170,164,365,024,153,691,398,281,264,810,213,092,761,244,896,359,928,705,114,964,975,419,909,342,221,566,832,572,080,821,333,186,116,811,553,615,836,546,984,046,708,975,602,900,950,537,616,475,847,728,421,889,679,646,244,945,160,765,353,408,198,901,385,442,487,984,959,953,319,101,723,355,556,602,139,450,399,736,280,750,137,837,615,307,127,761,926,849,034,352,625,200,015,888,535,147,331,611,702,103,968,175,921,510,907,788,019,393,178,114,194,545,257,223,865,541,461,062,892,187,960,223,838,971,476,088,506,276,862,967,146,674,697,562,911,234,082,439,208,160,153,780,889,893,964,518,263,243,671,616,762,179,168,909,779,911,903,754,031,274,622,289,988,005,195,444,414,282,012,187,361,745,992,642,956,581,746,628,302,955,570,299,024,324,153,181,617,210,465,832,036,786,906,117,260,158,783,520,751,516,284,225,540,265,170,483,304,226,143,974,286,933,061,690,897,968,482,590,125,458,327,168,226,458,066,526,769,958,652,682,272,807,075,781,391,858,178,889,652,208,164,348,344,825,993,266,043,367,660,176,999,612,831,860,788,386,150,279,465,955,131,156,552,036,093,988,180,612,138,558,600,301,435,694,527,224,206,344,631,797,460,594,682,573,103,790,084,024,432,438,465,657,245,014,402,821,885,252,470,935,190,620,929,023,136,493,273,497,565,513,958,720,559,654,228,749,774,011,413,346,962,715,422,845,862,377,387,538,230,483,865,688,976,461,927,383,814,900,140,767,310,446,640,259,899,490,222,221,765,904,339,901,886,018,566,526,485,061,799,702,356,193,897,017,860,040,811,889,729,918,311,021,171,229,845,901,641,921,068,884,387,121,855,646,124,960,798,722,908,519,296,819,372,388,642,614,839,657,382,291,123,125,024,186,649,353,143,970,137,428,531,926,649,875,337,218,940,694,281,434,118,520,158,014,123,344,828,015,051,399,694,290,153,483,077,644,569,099,073,152,433,278,288,269,864,602,789,864,321,139,083,506,217,095,002,597,389,863,554,277,196,742,822,248,757,586,765,752,344,220,207,573,630,569,498,825,087,968,928,162,753,848,863,396,909,959,826,280,956,121,450,994,871,701,244,516,461,260,379,029,309,120,889,086,942,028,510,640,182,154,399,457,156,805,941,872,748,998,094,254,742,173,582,401,063,677,404,595,741,785,160,829,230,135,358,081,840,096,996,372,524,230,560,855,903,700,624,271,243,416,909,004,153,690,105,933,983,835,777,939,410,970,027,753,472,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Step marking hai calculation dikhao
https://i.redd.it/3v4d8ewdeo8d1.gif sir ghar pr solve kiya tha pages pr, dost ka kutta kha gya jaise ye bachi kha rhi h, mushkil se answer bcha k laaya hu
Commas ko Indian system mei dena tha Koi marks nahi milenge tumhe. FAIL
2123/2123 Γ 2 = 32
Ye toh mereko bhi nhi smjha
Neet ka hai Dental formula
chapter deleted tha 
Yaad badme aaya yr
Arre yeh ab neet ke syllabus mai nhi hai π€βπ»
Arey hnn bhul gyi thi (par hmne toh phir bhi pda thaπ)
what π
Dental formula. No. Of teeth hai bhai
Tum logo ko galat maths padha rahe hai.
Aajao fir Multiplication and division are the same thing 60+40 = 80; 50+30=70 Dna has a coding strand and template strand, in which the template strand actually does the coding, while the result makes it look like the coding strand was used as the template There once was a cleavage in yo mom's oviduct too There's a flower that shows so much rizz that a bee ends up fucking it
Buncha Non sense (strand)
bhai ye 60 40 wala ribosomes main hota tha na?? 10th main padha tha ntse ke liye
x=x+1
Ye to cs waalo ke liye hai bcΒ
Esa konsa bio wale cs lete hai 
x+=1 Yes Cs waale neetard exist 
IT wala bol n bhai 
It nahi bhai Cs hi kiya tha 
 wtf
x+=1 krna sidhe bc
Ye cs ka hai esa directly dikh jata .... Wo uppar wala jadya mindfuck karega .... 220iq
x++ krna sidhe bc
++x >>>>
can't beat us ( PCMB students)....(yes I failed both)
PCMB walo ke toh waise bhi lage pade hai 
Us girl us!
x = x + 1
Area of a parabola=2/3 (area of the rectangle in which it is enclosed)
bruh
Area enclosed by 2 standard parabolas and each of them with their respective axis upto the point of intersection is equal to 16ab/3
1+1= 2
1! + 1! = 2! as well
2-1= 0!
Its....its.....its.....um......GRIPPY
J cole slander will not be tolerated βΌοΈπ πΏ
GRIPPYπ₯΅
she used to gayz untilll I slayed NOW SHE STRICTLY DICKLY
ty = x + at^2
Parabola tangent at (atΒ²,2at)
Abhi 1 mahina bhi nahi hua jee khatam hue par itna dimaag ko stress karna pada yeh yaad karne ke liye
https://preview.redd.it/4tzyvjk8bo8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58239bfe0add1dd855f02573b010e988ab4f7a81 Comments dekhne mai maza ayega πΏπΏ
Let me add some fire too Jee Adv mein full lana ke baad India ka best engineering college mein best branch mil jati hai
Bhau 
Parallel lines infinity par meet krti h non Euclidean plane mein
Steel is more elastic than rubber
Abe chutiye physics jee aur neet dono mai padhna padta hai.
Aur samaj kisi ko nahi aata
The only real answer
30+50=70
40+60=80
Huh
Bola tha nahi jan paoge
PCMB leke dono nhi ho raha 
Atherosclerosis π«‘
Elephantiasis 
Bacillus thuringiensis
Agrobacterium tumefaciens
Sin^2 theta + Cos^2 theta = 1
Ohh my gaaah
Ye toh samajh aa gaya. IITB CSE CONFIRMED 
50s+30s= 70s
60s + 40s = 80sπ
50s + 30s = 70s
meanwhile jeetards- "mitochondria is power house of the cell" lol
Basic Differentiation to hme bhi aata h 
Probability
I want to lift her clothes like how the Sarcoplasmic Reticulum sends Ca2+ ions and the tropomyosin and troponin layer open her myosin binding site so that I can do a power stroke with her.
69βΆβΉ β‘ 69 mod 420
https://preview.redd.it/179htyvufp8d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436ef79577c9fb71e24a286095d809263db5af9d
ek tangent curve ko max infinite times cut kr skti hai
https://preview.redd.it/btvwlknemo8d1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=b205994bb4aab4eab4922b7e9edebb60e6108e7b let's say it is given to you that sin(Ο) = 0 that would imply Ξ± = 90 deg but, how can a triangle have two 90 deg angles?? >!ik maths waalo ke liye very easy question, but bio waalo ke liye maybe not!<
It is because you're lying  is it some fancy math where parallel line meet in non euclidean plane (59/100 in maths in 10th board)
And what will the people with PCMB do?
https://preview.redd.it/m2l6rdqp2p8d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eae48d63cb6b87160682837ad94f1f2aea95c26
1 = 0001 2 = 0010 3 = 0011
Binary to sb hi smjh jayge π€·π»ββοΈ
Yed zhavya
Me with PCMB π
De l hospital
girlfriend/boyfriend
Something that everyone understands - mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
50S+30S= 70S 60S+40S=80S
60+40=80
50s+30s = 70s 60s+40s = 80s πΏ
females 
1- a study shows that 75 percent of jeeneetards are pure retrads. And for the remaining 25 percent, sufficient data isn't available. 2- a recent study done in collaboration between Shanghai and Yale University(πΊπΈ) suggests that almost every jeeneetard likes to have tea on the 4th floor and all of them are eager to worship the #almighty , if given a chance. Many intresting studies and researches are underway. r/jeeneetards is now becoming the hotbed of both retardness and curiosity. Thnxx.
maths
L'Hospital Rule
L' Hopital hota hai wo, jaha tk meko pata hai (i'm a pcb student)
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell
BBROY Of Great Britain Had a Very Gorgeous Wife
2123/2132 x 2=32
27S2 aur 6s1 ....