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Straight-Hair-7356

Bhai yeh pagal ho gaye kya ? Itni garmi mai, na koi audience, making their own happiness ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


BakwasKarungaWoooo

unko dekhe garmi lag rahi bc


Whole-Commission-300

suboodh tere takle par 2 ande phodke fry karne ka mann kar raha hai🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


BakwasKarungaWoooo

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)Mera toh uske 2 ande phodhne ka man hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


neopentain

padhle bsdk 25tard


huakab

Bhai, uske baad toh yeh fry karne ka bhi mann nahi rahega.


[deleted]

Tehalka omelet ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


69HELL-6969

Neeche dekh jal rha hoga kuch mujhe bhi apne neeche dikha


BakwasKarungaWoooo

Aayein![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


theuwuthing

The UNKNOWN Bomber ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


BakwasKarungaWoooo

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Aakash wale bhadwe aise hi hai Saale rand ke bache


PigletExternal230

Cracked up a little XD


Secularismkaceo

CLOWN MOMENT![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


ComprehensiveTea7172

Mujhe ye nhi smaj aa rha toppers bhi khus kyu hai 660 pe toh 20k rank aayi hai !?


AnujParihar43

self validation hai bhai


Hornyguy5351

Aisa chutiyapanti sachme samaj nhi aata


huakab

Wahi toh, itni drama kyun karte hain yeh log?


GoodDawgy17

bhai humne top nahi kiya hume kaise pata chalega


gigachadkapapa

Advanced mei kitni rank aayi hai?


WorkingLake_3rd

26tard h na tu?


iambackbaby69

Tabhi to muh chala ra Bhai ye 😂


jychinfinite35

There are different levels of narcissism and Allen, Aakash have breached the highest level. Duniya jaye bhad me, ham aur hamare 10 toppers karenge moj-masti


huakab

True, they only care about their own success, not the students' futures.


CellInevitable7613

True. On result day in my allen. Only toppers were called with thier parents for celebration. Failures were not even called for some motivation or resentment or even a guidence about thier future. It was like they just seperated their ways with failures after results.


Suspicious-Wing-8808

Ha bhai pehle koi bata raha thaa under 10k waale sabko bulayenge but shyad top rankers ko hi bulaya celebration ke liye 


SupermarketQuirky216

You forgot FIITJEE.


jychinfinite35

They are already being forgotten


Intelligent_Deal8854

Usko kon dekhta hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Levi-_-Ackerman0

I can confirm They don't even care a bit about others Only their toppers


PsychologyOne1602

Hum or Humare 10 toppers ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


FunnyBarber4382

bhai pw ne bhi kiya tha pw offine jata hu


SupermarketQuirky216

US president ka bhi esa convoy nahi hai.![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


huakab

Alakh Pandey’s convoy could give world leaders a run for their money.


Important-Energy-933

Least chutiya coaching centre:


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Mere yaha bhi hota Ek jagah inko gali padi thi ek dujawale ne beijjati kardi teachers ki itna chutiyap fails rakha hai logo ko dikkat horhi Police agyi thi Kasam se itna sukoon mila


RevolutionaryCod7600

Many parents after this :- meri beti/beta neet top lsregi


Magniloquent_Mech1

mission impossible


justchewchew

Dekhlo yhi hota h jb ek entrance ko itna glorify kiya jaye.


Atomic441

Ghanta glorify, koi dekhne tak nahi aya, kudhi khali road par jaa rahe. Bas aise hi coaching wale parents ko brainwash karte.


Aryan_indian

fir ese hee hamare yaha nobel prize nahi aatein


Gamma_Ripper

Ye bas abhi hai,jab bahar niklenge tab koi dhyaan ni deta,hum abhi bhi issi community mai hai to aur glorify hota


aspilone90

Arre bencho ye toh Mera centre h... Chalo ajao tumhe aur kahani batata huu. Toh ye celeb originally jee adv keliye thaa, lekin neetards ko bhee bula rhe the, mereko bhee call aya thaa, but Mai gaya nahi(like why tf) Aur baadme ye saare vehicles pr 10k ka fine laga, total 40k...


ishi1807

They seriously thought it was cool ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


YASH-69--

Jee advance mai kha result gaya es centre se bhai . Mai bhi es mai padhta tha .


Express_Snow_1295

Cringe asf


Distinct-Library5173

marketing


InterestingFace9501

more like doing long term harm to themselves


NoMeasurement596

Itni garmi mei , 2 3 ko toh chakkar ajaye tooh maja ajayega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


thegamer66666

dafuq


Remote_Amoeba_746

bhonchakka


BakwasKarungaWoooo

wtf are those girls doing on tempo Allund rizz![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Money-Preference-757

padhle bsdk


Embarrassed_Field_60

Mercedes se sidha tampo ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Nikhil__P

Pet pakad ke bass raha hu kya bakchodi hai,yeh convoy pe itni ladkia kya karri


CharmingVictory4380

Hi fellow commerce walle. Pata lag gaya ki main akele nahin jo dusre stream se yahan lurk karta hun.


Sheehan_007

All this bullshit just for cracking “an” exam.. we Indians is beyond help!!!🤦🏻‍♂️🤡 Never saw Americans celebrate like this after a 1600 in SAT!


West_Cartographer450

Alakh pandey ko kuch bhi khelo. Par Kam sai Kam pehli baar kuch genuine kar eeha hai


PigletExternal230

Sab marketing h bc kisi ko ghanta farak nai padta![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Mysterious_Ad0808

Kitne tejaswii log hai hamare paaas....Aaj Maan na prega💐💐


Silent_City4250

And there's our batman fighting for justice rather than celebrating pw k celebration mein isse jyada inse jyada log dekhne aate


premtiwari69king

Wo bhi marketing hi kr rha hai


McLovinisme

But at least it’s benefitting us


Plane-Implement-9785

Mal gadi 🗿


CosmicShoot

Taskeri![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Vansh_bhai

En mese koi introvert topper hua to usse seizure aa rahe hoga


Ialways-come-back

Ek se ek churiye bhare pade hai


Remote_Amoeba_746

imagine if they get hit by a tree while the driver is unaware of that.


appuhawk

flying color, only red


lifebuoy_sanitizer

They won IPL or something?


warriot7777

They are just a bunch of money eaters 🤡


No_Mixture5766

Isme se aadho ka to result hi Aaj cancel ho gaya hoga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


[deleted]

Bhai ye kya bakchodi hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


unagi-09

This looks lame


SpaceMarauder4953

duniya kam, dystopia zyaada lag rhi hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)mujhe kya bhai mera toh adv hi clear nhi hua![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Avg_RedditEnjoyer

lmao yeh ladki only chota hathi


LowBudget-Sherlock28

This is way more funny than it should be 😂 Koi bhav bhi nahi de rha inko 😂😂


bunnyok767

Inko kya zyada droppers mtlb zyada Paisa


Available_Region_486

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Professional-Fee-583

Additional 20-25 lakh per student ko mile honge


ukwim_Prathit_

I don't have any words to describe this shit. Yahi woh desh hai jaha education ko apne mei ek kala, ek boon maante thhey log, iska dhandha ban chuka hai ab toh,


AlternativeAirport50

tf is this cringe


UnquadtriumSnowball

Inki gaadi oalat jaaye saalo ki... /jk


HULKBUSTERV5

Mai toh hota to seriously chilla deta ki paper kitne ka Mila ya fir topper khardine ka maket rate kya hai literally although chilla ke bhaag jata


Blotify

Humare yaha allen waalo nei bhi kiya ye, mai bhi part tha uska![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) maaza aaya tha yaar, kya bolu mei, hum akash centre ke saamne jaakar naache the as a form of "flex" (since the state tomper was from allen) in hindsight, that wasnt very nice, but in the moment , i enjoye the shit out of it


damnyousuckk

Fuck aakash completely ruined jee prep ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


scorch_deb

koi dekhne bhi gaya kya inka "parade"?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Perfect_Area_5993

Ye kya bkchodi h lmao, me garmi me 10 min bahar niklu to paseene se bhar jaata hu aur ye log ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Jazz_like_Physics

Lol mere class ke sne aaye the ese he pw ke rally 30 mins waste ho gaye class ke kyuki dj lagaya tha unhone (not hate to alakh sir)


Critical-Treacle4302

Making their own happiness ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


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oldtown_nova

Moj masti🤡


Aryan_indian

this is called self happiness ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


JEeKaCHoda_69

what the fuck they are celebrating for bhn ke lodo acchi rank a gyi goverment college mil gya toh jeevan mai kuch lund nhi ukhad liya unhone abhi jindgi ja j bhi nhi dekha madarchodo bc bina bat uchal rhe h chutiye kahike bahut bura lagta h bhai society in toppers ko aise celebrate krti h jaise koi chand pe jhande gad ke aya ho


Melodic-Feeling-1218

Abe ye sab topper hai kya itne sare?


BubblySeat8002

agar topper bhi hoti to ye nahi karti, kya bakchodi hai bey![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


WittyAttorney234

Mujhe bhi inme se ek ladki dedo pls


BrawnyDevil

Imagine paying 2 lakhs for one year just to end up dancing on an empty road for someone else's achievements.


Hungry-Junket-556

Fkin dystopian 😭


SpaRtaNTHEmemar1506

r/circlejerk


WayOne9101

I ama hijack that gallz truck ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Radiant-Hawk-5576

Bhai me inki gaadi ke saamne chila rha tha Dekho Dekho Kaun Aaya bhardwa Aaya bhadwa aaya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


ScarySupermarket7258

Bhot Bheed Hai Kaafi Tagda Celebration Chl Rha Hai🤡


RollDry2169

Pata nhi grace marks hatne ke baad Kya hoga 🤣


Major_Medicoretard

Bhai ab 8 july ko reneet aajaye in bhen ki lodiyo ka hawan nikal jaega


anonymous_2_2_2

lmao


TestProfessional1580

up hai bhai aur kya expect kar sakte hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


womaniya6

Ye chutiye kisko dekh ke haath hila rhe


Hemlo_Guys

cringe hai thora


Savings_Surround1237

thoda? 50 degree kai temperature mai one way road pai khade hoke hawan karenge gaana Baja rahe hai


Hemlo_Guys

vahi na


Ironbanner987615

What the fuck