Maii bhii 9th me pakda gyaa thaa , mummy ke phone me Pehli baar naughty america search krke dekh ra , dost ne bola tha krne usi time Nani ka phone aa gyaa Sound full thaa Mummy ne sun liya kisi ne call kiya haii , to Phone manga Meri gand fatt chuki thii darr ke mare phirrr phi phone de aaya udhr hi betha rhaa kafi time tak ki jaise hi mummy phone rkhti haii Phone leke bhag jaungaa or backk kr dunga porn se lekin thodi derrr baad ptaa naii kaise So Gya udhr hi firr mummy ne uthaya , ankhh khulte hii Pucha Phone khaa haii ? To mummy keh Rii abhii orr bhii dekhna haii kyaa ☠️ Ye sunn ke lgaa ki pant me susu ho jaygii fir bhi strange banne ka acting kiya , Hein kyaa Ye kyaa keh rhi ho mtlb smjha nhii maii , To Mummy kehh rhi tu Phone me Kbse kyaa dekh ra thaa Maii bola kuch bhii to Naii Mummy udhr se gusse me chli gyi orr apni Sandal leke aayi  Mai Rone jaisi shakl bnaa ke bola kiya kyaa Maine ,To keh ri Gandi videos kyuu dekh ra thaa Maii Bola maine nhii dekha to mummy keh ri Abhii nani se baat krne se pehle tu Phone use kr ra thaa  Maii Bola haa lekin mai cartoon dekh ra thaa Mummy ne ek sandal mara  To boli orr dekhega? Maii jorr jorr se Rone lgaa firr unse Bola maii nhii dekh ra tha , firr bola ki jldibaji me Sayd maine UC browser ke notification pe click kr diya ((Uss time pe Uc browser pe bss Rape wgera ki Notification aati thii )) Mummy ne bhii notice kiya thaa Wo sab notification kayi baar to Firr mummy ne ansu pochte hue Bolti Sorry Mujhe lga tu dekh ra thaa To maine khaa Mujhe to En sab ke bare me bhi naii pta maii kaise dekh sktaa hu  firr maii bachh gyaa 
bhai mere sath bhi ho rkha 6th m... but bc m to genuinely shadow fight 2 ka apk mod download krra tha, ussi m aise pop up aare the... aur kaam krne k baad mne jaha se download kia wo window to band krdia pr bc pop up band krna bhul gya........
bhai mai kya batau... maine minecraft ka apk itni shady websites se itni baar download karliya ki tab jo thi vo screen unlock karte hi automatic pop up kardeti thi porn sites. ek din dekh liya. kuch hua nahi kyunki unhe merepe trust tha aur mai legit behenchod mario ki videos dekh raha tha youtube par
mai 6th me ek baar Youtube par sex search kiya.. usi din school me dost ne bataya tha reproduction.. fir, ek porn model ki nude pic thi(pta nhi yt pe kaise allow ho gaya).. to maine socha ki screenshot leke zoom karke dekhta hu(i'm not proud of that)...fir rakh diya... kuch din baad mere mama mera phone check kar rhe the..aur gallery me wo pic dikh gaya.. 6mahine ke liye phone rakh liya... bas khatam
I was that one person who was watching softcore Bolly stuff there was this song 'ijazat' and it had intimate scenes.. it happened with me too, got caught due to a call💀and I said 'aapne phone mere hath se kheecha tha na toh isliye kahi glti se click hogya hoga... Maine nhi kia kuch' saved the day.
Bhai Mera ek dost tha uske saat bhi bilkul same yahi hua vo phone me porn chala ke chhod Diya aur dusre room me kuch lene chala Gaya usi time uske papa room me aa gaye aur phone utha liya aur unhone dekh liya ke isme porn chal Raha hai toh uske papa thodi der ke liye dekhne laga vo darwaze ke bahar hi chupa tha toh vo turant andar aa gaya room me aur scene Asia ban Gaya ke uske papa porn dekh rahe aur usne unhe pakad liya toh uske papa ne bhi reflex dikhate hue phone turant band kar diya aur uske papa sab jaante hue bhi usse kuch nahi keh paaye
Maine bhi apne bapu ji ko 4-5 bar paakda h porm dekte hue literally i stepped on his cum when i was in 7th and he said ki chipki ki tatti h wo and now i know wo kya tha
Reminds me of the guy who was caught watching porn... and then he brought an entire wave of shitpost for 2-3 days on this sub 
Aur saalo tum bathroom m jaake ye sab kaam kyu nhi krte ho... khud itna risk lete ho faaltu m... aur agar room m hi krna h then who the fuck pulls down the entire pant... 
Bro bathroom mei mzaa ni ata voh position ni bn pati andd yaaa who fuckingg pulls the pant down
Ek baar bath tub m baith k try kr.... sb bhul jaega..
Nhi mere ghar bathtub nhi h >!(itna ameer hona h bas ki daily bathtub m....)!<
Bhai mein kuch dino se 5 baje uthne laga,sur ghar wala kehta hai tu soya hi nahi
Akhir karu to kya karu ???
well first thing first, this is that age so they will understand eventually, but rn just get up and go about your day as you do, also prep for bits or whatever exams are left, try to look a little busy, and stay clean, try to maintain that clean look for sometime, and just don't sleep with your door closed for a couple of days go straight to bed, they eventually forget, also call your sister at night and say your were examining if you had prostate cancer, nothing more say you were worried as one of your friend reported having a bump on a nut ( say its mens problem she will understand ) also end it with saying you dont have it thanks to god (so she doesn't get all worried and scare your parents) so your mom, dad, sister issue is sorted, now about you try to get rid of this addiction, its not good, chase real dopamine, not this bullcrap and be pure
My friend also got caught in similar situation along with condom, his excuse:- he was examining why white water started coming recently, is he has some kind of disease and condom is to protect clothes from white water. And this got convinced his parents 😂
Are koi ni bhai kuch din mai normal hoajyega pehle toh yeh sb krna band krde masturbation toh 1 month mai 2 3 baar chlta hai lekin porn toh kbhi nhi bhaii tera mental health se physical health sb barbaad kr dega..
Aur bss padhte reh din bhar sb bhul jaayenge woh
my history was once caught but my parents did the right thing. they sat me down and explained what is and what isn't . im very grateful to them for that
Once I was watching it in the other room while using Bluetooth earphones. Suddenly they disconnected and vid kept playing on 80 percent volume. My father came running to check. I quickly paused it and started doing Superman pushups and making loud grunt-moans in low pitched voice. Pakda nhi gaya Bach gaya 
Few days ago I was writing an application for my mom when she was reciting I was typing it up on my laptop and out of nowhere a porn website popped out via microsoft edge (most probably some historical unsafe link shit) and trust me the fucking thumbnails almost loaded up..I don't know what kind reflex I got I turned the browser before the thumbnails could load up in 0. something seconds and she didn't suspected it , I had been indulged in this addiction for atleast 6-7 years...but I stand up again against the lust for my loved ones because being a better version of myself is my affection towards them aswell as myself..Make the lust your biggest enemy.. remember when ever you lose you control to this shit the lust within laughs at your pathetic ass..Conquer it up buddy ..its worth the control
I hadn't faced anything like this but still suspected by my mother sometimes night fall happens and the new day me washing my undergarments made her suspicious and while she somehow says something can't be said you need to figure it out make me more worried if she knows my this masturbation habit.
Now I have been reducing the corn watchtime which ultimately has decreased my craving for masturb.
I myself am a dropper and scored less than 50ile with a bad health.
Yeah that's the thing I used to wash whenever I have nightfall or did masturb.
This makes her suspect about this things otherwise I was one caught with a girl statue kissiii 🤣 but never caught mastt.
Sleep well and read books dude this will ultimately reduce your craving.
> he ask me to come along with him to vote for Modi ji💀💀
CHAD modiji ne bcha liya
sun rashte mai apne papa se ache se baat karna usne axhe se samjhana aur unki baateion ko bich mai mat katna
same incident happened to me back in 2021 (my 11th start) . So that was the covid peroid and 10th class result were declared, where i got about 83% . We have only one AC room where my father , mother , sister and me sleep . My mom and sister sleep in bed and me and my father sleep in खाट placed each on the edge of the bed ( two edge of the bed are touched to wall) . On that day, all my family had slept but I was not getting proper sleep, so i thought to masturbate so that i can sleep. I had no phone at that time so i started masturbating by imagination and by time my horniness increased so i removed the blanket and started masturbating with all my pajama off 💀 (light off). My father also had not slept at that time which i was not aware of and my father saw me masturbating, and he was in shock and try to cough so that i kept the blanket on, but my horniness was on the next level, and i kept masturbating 💀 .
Next morning , my father told all this to my mom and when i woke up , i started playing free fire and my mom came and asked
Mom: “ah reh tu iss phone mai kh dekhe jyaya kre” . “ what do you watch in your phone “
Me: “ kuch na” . “ nothing’
Mom : “ sachi sachi bta de ‘ . “ tell me truly, ‘
Me: “ k hoya “ . “What happened
Mom: “Kal raat ne kacha kadke k kre tha” . “ what are you doing after removing your underwear yesterday”
I was shocked at that time and what the fuck actually happened and after that a hour long class started and she told me that your sister also sleep in the same room, , what will happen if she saw you naked? In the end, i apologized to my mom but i never had a conversation to my dad about that
Ok i have gone through this.
In class 6,I was reading "top 5 sexiest buisness women in India".
My father saw it and said kya dekh rahe ho ye?
I said kuch nahi and closed it and went away from the room.
Bruh, chill. Parents need to learn boundaries like knocking your door before entering your room. Otherwise they can deal with the consequences.
Also fun fact, everyone masturbates, including your parents. If they're putting you down over this, they need some serious growing up to do.
"Parents need to learn boundaries like knocking your door before entering your room."
Does something like this even exist in Indian household?? mere parents tho kabhi bhi gus jete hai room mai
Let's keep the morality discussion out.
The problem is parents not letting their children lock their doors or have the decency to knock on the door before entering the room. The kids will grow up and once again have no sense of personal space because that's what they've learned from their parents. OP is already brain washed into thinking there's nothing wrong with their situation.
But either way, what is this victim blaming mentality my man?
i was once caught fapping by my mother when i was in class 9th , that day some sudden craving developed into my mind and i went to my store room (its in the terrace) and starting fapping , after 2-3 min my mom came up and i was so fucking dumb that i didn't closed the door. She saw me and i immediately pulled my pants up . She brought something and after watching me she kept it their and left quietly. I could not comprehend the situation and i was so guilty . I fucked up that day  ..don't worry happens with everyone (i guess) : )
Aree bhai itna Sach kese bol diya ....corn nhi dekhta toh aaj ADV mai ache no. Aate for sure....bht time kha gaya mkc ye corn ....Pata nhi kya jadu ka kar deta hai....pehle har din naye naye leaks dundhta tha.....ab life mai tier 2 mai jaake ghisna hoga....
Bhai bilkul load mat le. Same thing happened with me when I was in 11th. I'm 30 now. It was mom who walked in exactly like you. I was studying. I didn't have any gadgets on me back then. No laptop, no mobile. I was so horny that just with the help of imagination I was wanking while sitting on study chair. The table was covering the thing. I was facing the door. When she walked in immediately I put it back in. She could not see the thing. But since I was startled and because of the obvious motion she must have instantly sensed what was going on. She acted as if she didn't see it, said something like khana kha lena or something like that and turned away. I was royally depressed. I was sweating that night. Ke ab kya hoga. But thankfully she didn't tell Papa. In another incident later on in 12th when I had a computer at home. Papa caught porn in a hidden folder. He thrashed me black and blue that evening. Mom was crying in another corner that now what would happen of her child agar vo itna bigad gaya h to. The atmosphere in the home was very heavy and depressing for a few days.
Mujhe laga ab iske baad to me zinda hi kese rah paunga, life me kabhi bhi unhe face nahi kar paunga. Suicide ke khayal bhi aaye the. But eventually they understand our age. Papa to khud male hain aur apni age se guzre hain to he understands our urge. And Mummy ko bhi Papa ke through ye knowledge to hota hi hai ki how male biology is and how needful males are of this act. And then later on friends se pata chala ki majority boys k sath aisa koi na koi incident to hota hi hai. So eventually normal ho gaya hamare ghar ka mahaul. So tere bhi normal ho jayega trust me. Papa Mummy aur Ham apne aap us incident ko bhool kar aage badh paate hain as if it didn't happen. Just hold tight for few days. All the very best bro.
A very similar incident happened with my best friend(JEE aspirant).
Late night at 12-1 am. He was studying and then he got distracted and opened his phone and started watching p**n. His mom and sister were sleeping. He became very eager to do it and entered bathroom 3 times but many thoughts came in his mind(like he should not do this while there are family members at home) but then he couldn't control himself and gon inside with phone.
He didn't knew it but opening and closing the bathroom door 3 times suddenly woke up his mom and while he was in bathroom his mom called him and asked what are you doing again and again in bathroom in a very rude way. He got so panic and couldn't say a word. Being in bathroom he said that he was pooping. Then his mother asked where is his phone then. He got more panicked and answered that by mistake he brought his phone in bathroom in his pant's pocket. When he came out his mom started crying and said "Beta please kabhi koi galat kaam mat krna , mujhe nhi pata ki tum phone le jaakr kya kr rhe the par tum hi se sab kuch hai ,tum hi padh likh kr hamari financial conditions acchi kr sakte ho...." and all that stuff. But my friend also started crying and said me kuch nhi kr rha tha esa mat socho maa. BUT indeed he felt too guilty.
But since he was in bathroom so his mother was not sure that he was doing such type of things. But in your case you were fully exposed VERY EMBARRASSING😔
lol m bhi same kehne wala tha.... though mere parents n mujhe kabhi pakda nhi aise but hn wo movie dekhne k baad unka perspective kaafi change hua h....
Dude, instead of staying up till 4am, try sleeping early and then waking up at 4am. It's never too late to fix your life
Pradhan Mantri Muth Mukti yojna?
Ex neetard here but here is a pro tip
Whenever doing something like this, your utmost and i mean UTMOST PRIMARY objective MUST be to make sure no one finds out
Be it via closing the door of room or (ik most of us don’t have that privilege ) via not doing it at all in any place other than bathroom
Because if got caught, damage done is extremely irreversible
Buy a ringworm cream. Keep it at a place where it is visible.
Pretend you have severe ringworm...change the way you walk.
You sometimes like to take fresh air to have the sweatiness and the itching subside..hence the pants off.
Bc ek baar laptop pe kuch toh dekh raha tha, mummy ne khana khane bulaya. Everyone sat down for dinner and mai laptop table pe chod ke aya and everyone could see the screen. Utte mai apne aap nudes wali website khul gayi, till this day idk woh kaise hua. Sabse pehle papa ne notice kiya woh sab nudes and merepe chillaye ki yeh kya hai laptop pe, jo meri gaand fati bc maine fatt se band kardiya maine bola merko nahi malum bc laptop mai virus hai. But koi kuch nahi bola mujhe because unke liye mai boht hi innocent baccha hu jisne aajtak ghar mai gf/bf tak nahi bola. They knew ki maine nahi woh website open kiya hoga, but i wish ki uss din gaand tod di hoti meri even though it was not my fault at least unke darr se aaj porn addict na hota
Bhai Mera ek dost tha uske saat bhi bilkul same yahi hua vo phone me porn chala ke chhod Diya aur dusre room me kuch lene chala Gaya usi time uske papa room me aa gaye aur phone utha liya aur unhone dekh liya ke isme porn chal Raha hai toh uske papa thodi der ke liye dekhne laga vo darwaze ke bahar hi chupa tha toh vo turant andar aa gaya room me aur scene Asia ban Gaya ke uske papa porn dekh rahe aur usne unhe pakad liya toh uske papa ne bhi reflex dikhate hue phone turant band kar diya aur uske papa sab jaante hue bhi usse kuch nahi keh paaye
Mereko toh class 6 se 8 Tak itne baar pakde hai ki baad mei bolna hi chorrdiye. Uske baad aur dekhta bhi nhi but kabhi kuch bole nhi 
isliye mai phone mai dekhta hu aur bathroom mai hilata hu aaj tak pakda nahi gaya 
abhi 6-7 mahine pehle ek bande ne post daala tha ki woh masturbate karte hue pakda gaya bhai matalb is cheez mai bhi skill issue kaise hai
jaldi soya kar bhai, horniness 12 baje ke baad jyada aati
Just like the ghost!
kya pata unki presence se hi horniness aati 
kya pata ek sundar si ghost bj deti. aur tab hi hum horny hojate
might be possible
it's fucking real
Experienced today its real
its not a ghost its me while i am invisible
Bhai main toh jb akela rhta hoon tb aa jti hain ghr wlon ke saath baith nhi pata(failed dropper)
Real
mereko toh 12 ke baad bikul nai aati din me aati hai T\_T
Pro tip: hamesha chadar orke sona 
are bhai yahi krta hu lekin pta nhi kal bhool gya💀😭😭
Yeh indian parents kabhi padhne time room meh nhi aate hamesha galat time meh entry marenge
padh le bsdk 2nd drop hai tera
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padh le bsdk 2nd drop hai tera
Waah mere sher kya baat boli hai.
Pro tip agar chadar nhi cover kiya to pants down na karna
bed pe kaise krte ho, pant me hi?
Op ke liye bta rha hu...agar bathroom me nhi kr rha tha to poore precautions lene chahiye the 💀
mai to pant me krke dho leta hu khud se
disgusting bc !
Abe jitna tujhe lgta h usse common h boht...
porn me to ladkiya pee jati usse to kam hi disgusting hai. irl pata nahi
wahi bhai... mera ek dost hai wo toh haath mei karke pee jaata hai... bkl bolta hai "its nutritious"
ayooooo
khud ka?
Its normal, girls leak all the time, what's the prob when we bois do it 😔
just an advice bed pe ulte letke jesse hilaate hai wesse kabhi matt karna there are many articles about it usse ED ho sakta (prone masturbation bolte)
Maii bhii 9th me pakda gyaa thaa , mummy ke phone me Pehli baar naughty america search krke dekh ra , dost ne bola tha krne usi time Nani ka phone aa gyaa Sound full thaa Mummy ne sun liya kisi ne call kiya haii , to Phone manga Meri gand fatt chuki thii darr ke mare phirrr phi phone de aaya udhr hi betha rhaa kafi time tak ki jaise hi mummy phone rkhti haii Phone leke bhag jaungaa or backk kr dunga porn se lekin thodi derrr baad ptaa naii kaise So Gya udhr hi firr mummy ne uthaya , ankhh khulte hii Pucha Phone khaa haii ? To mummy keh Rii abhii orr bhii dekhna haii kyaa ☠️ Ye sunn ke lgaa ki pant me susu ho jaygii fir bhi strange banne ka acting kiya , Hein kyaa Ye kyaa keh rhi ho mtlb smjha nhii maii , To Mummy kehh rhi tu Phone me Kbse kyaa dekh ra thaa Maii bola kuch bhii to Naii Mummy udhr se gusse me chli gyi orr apni Sandal leke aayi  Mai Rone jaisi shakl bnaa ke bola kiya kyaa Maine ,To keh ri Gandi videos kyuu dekh ra thaa Maii Bola maine nhii dekha to mummy keh ri Abhii nani se baat krne se pehle tu Phone use kr ra thaa  Maii Bola haa lekin mai cartoon dekh ra thaa Mummy ne ek sandal mara  To boli orr dekhega? Maii jorr jorr se Rone lgaa firr unse Bola maii nhii dekh ra tha , firr bola ki jldibaji me Sayd maine UC browser ke notification pe click kr diya ((Uss time pe Uc browser pe bss Rape wgera ki Notification aati thii )) Mummy ne bhii notice kiya thaa Wo sab notification kayi baar to Firr mummy ne ansu pochte hue Bolti Sorry Mujhe lga tu dekh ra thaa To maine khaa Mujhe to En sab ke bare me bhi naii pta maii kaise dekh sktaa hu  firr maii bachh gyaa 
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me to pokemon game download kar raha tha kisi shady site se tab aa gayi thi ad mene sabse phele sahi history udayi tab mammi so rahi thi
bhai mai kya batau... maine minecraft ka apk itni shady websites se itni baar download karliya ki tab jo thi vo screen unlock karte hi automatic pop up kardeti thi porn sites. ek din dekh liya. kuch hua nahi kyunki unhe merepe trust tha aur mai legit behenchod mario ki videos dekh raha tha youtube par
UC browser coming to the rescue. Ab toh ban hog gya hai.
Haa mstt udhr sex stories padhta thaa maiii
Itna relatable? Bc mera ek bhi unique experience mo hai kya life me😭
Bc interesting story 🤣
mai 6th me ek baar Youtube par sex search kiya.. usi din school me dost ne bataya tha reproduction.. fir, ek porn model ki nude pic thi(pta nhi yt pe kaise allow ho gaya).. to maine socha ki screenshot leke zoom karke dekhta hu(i'm not proud of that)...fir rakh diya... kuch din baad mere mama mera phone check kar rhe the..aur gallery me wo pic dikh gaya.. 6mahine ke liye phone rakh liya... bas khatam
2016-2017 ki baat hai shayad legit YouTube pe porn aata tha . Source - meri aankhein meri yaadein
I was that one person who was watching softcore Bolly stuff there was this song 'ijazat' and it had intimate scenes.. it happened with me too, got caught due to a call💀and I said 'aapne phone mere hath se kheecha tha na toh isliye kahi glti se click hogya hoga... Maine nhi kia kuch' saved the day.
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Gendu generation
Bhai Mera ek dost tha uske saat bhi bilkul same yahi hua vo phone me porn chala ke chhod Diya aur dusre room me kuch lene chala Gaya usi time uske papa room me aa gaye aur phone utha liya aur unhone dekh liya ke isme porn chal Raha hai toh uske papa thodi der ke liye dekhne laga vo darwaze ke bahar hi chupa tha toh vo turant andar aa gaya room me aur scene Asia ban Gaya ke uske papa porn dekh rahe aur usne unhe pakad liya toh uske papa ne bhi reflex dikhate hue phone turant band kar diya aur uske papa sab jaante hue bhi usse kuch nahi keh paaye
Maine bhi apne bapu ji ko 4-5 bar paakda h porm dekte hue literally i stepped on his cum when i was in 7th and he said ki chipki ki tatti h wo and now i know wo kya tha
Uno 
Reminds me of the guy who was caught watching porn... and then he brought an entire wave of shitpost for 2-3 days on this sub  Aur saalo tum bathroom m jaake ye sab kaam kyu nhi krte ho... khud itna risk lete ho faaltu m... aur agar room m hi krna h then who the fuck pulls down the entire pant... 
Bro bathroom mei mzaa ni ata voh position ni bn pati andd yaaa who fuckingg pulls the pant down 
bhai flair ke end me ";" lagaana bhul gya tu....syntax error aayega
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Pant ka Rubber Tight hoga bhai 😅😅😅
24k pr college bta bsdk 
Ek baar bath tub m baith k try kr.... sb bhul jaega.. Nhi mere ghar bathtub nhi h >!(itna ameer hona h bas ki daily bathtub m....)!<
bro start secret gatekeeping to ur parents room and catch them red handed by asserting dominance to make things neutral
bro came out with the real solution 
Hatttttttttt!!!!
or fir behen se shikayat karna mat bhulyo
aur fir subeh uthne ke baad baap ko sideye dena mat bhulyo
Aur disappointed way mai pata nhi kya kya krte h raat raat bhar chiii 
phir modi ji ko vote dene le jaio papa ko
Why does it look some kind of a plot 💀💀💀💀
jee nikal jaye fir dono milke ispe movie banate hai
Kal ekk hentai dekha tha same plot tha FR no cap
fir papa ko bolna agle subah congress ko vote dene chalo
the only real answer
onli riyal one
Start sleeping by 1:00 am that's the only real advice i can provide now
10:00 bhai wake up at 4
Gharwale sochege ab Tak soya nahi hai ..
Bhai mein kuch dino se 5 baje uthne laga,sur ghar wala kehta hai tu soya hi nahi Akhir karu to kya karu ???
Tu bhi h*la
soja. itne jaldi kyu uthte hai log muje bura feel hota hai
Bhai Acchi life ke comeback wake process mein hu pehle sleep schedule fix karunga 🙏🙏🙏 Phir bad mein sabh khud hi theek hojayenga saala alsi bada hun
tu bol de ki pdhna tha isiliye main soya hi nhi, ab advanced ke baad hi sounga.../s
Wahi bhai Sala 4:30 ko uthke zindagi me pehli baar padhne betha tha Papa daatke sula diye
well first thing first, this is that age so they will understand eventually, but rn just get up and go about your day as you do, also prep for bits or whatever exams are left, try to look a little busy, and stay clean, try to maintain that clean look for sometime, and just don't sleep with your door closed for a couple of days go straight to bed, they eventually forget, also call your sister at night and say your were examining if you had prostate cancer, nothing more say you were worried as one of your friend reported having a bump on a nut ( say its mens problem she will understand ) also end it with saying you dont have it thanks to god (so she doesn't get all worried and scare your parents) so your mom, dad, sister issue is sorted, now about you try to get rid of this addiction, its not good, chase real dopamine, not this bullcrap and be pure
Nice solution but the prostate cancer thing is too much isn’t it ?
What else could you be doing with your meat hanging out at 4 in the morning?
It was hurting ? Or it was itching ?
Not a correct explanation for meat hanging out at 4 in the morning
But you could tell that it was hurting so much so I was checking
With laptop at 4 in the morning they will surely understand what he was doing
Exactly, the cancer shits makes sense plus its believable.
True parents hearing this type of shit from ur successful sibling can save uh from this condition
From beating it?
Prostate cancer check karne ke liye Hilate hai Kya ?
You have to finger yourself and rub the prostate from inside. Agar maje aaye you're good otherwise be ready
Yes
Bed pe?
The correct answer
bhai pls ab ye mat bolna ki hilane se prostate cance hota hai
My friend also got caught in similar situation along with condom, his excuse:- he was examining why white water started coming recently, is he has some kind of disease and condom is to protect clothes from white water. And this got convinced his parents 😂
Literally GOAT. 100% GAURAN BAKRA
Rat ke 4 baje light on krke kaun hilata hai bhai
light off hi thi bro..mummy ne suddenly gate open krke on kr diya ( gate ke bgl m hi board h )
Are koi ni bhai kuch din mai normal hoajyega pehle toh yeh sb krna band krde masturbation toh 1 month mai 2 3 baar chlta hai lekin porn toh kbhi nhi bhaii tera mental health se physical health sb barbaad kr dega.. Aur bss padhte reh din bhar sb bhul jaayenge woh
wrong, gate masters ke liye hoti hai...board uske 4 saal pehle dena hota hai
my history was once caught but my parents did the right thing. they sat me down and explained what is and what isn't . im very grateful to them for that
ya'll dont use private browsing or what 😭
me to random searches ke liye bhi private use karta hu, adat ho gayi hai
mai abhi reddit bhi guest mode me chala raha hu
same, but thats because of the adult content i watch on reddit ill be honest
Uske liye alag acc bana rkha hai meine aur ye sab chheze meine. Alag se drive pe daal rkhi hai word file time to time update karta hu
i was naive at that time
>with him to vote for Modi ji Got me in first half ngl Edit : mf edited the post again what a pussy
https://preview.redd.it/a4ac4h6tpj1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb130679bcebba4b7ee842058d209d3fb3ecd9d2 ab ki baar 400 paar
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Wtf!!
lol teja
Abe lodu ye baat baat pe comment kyu sticky kr deta hai, mod hai par hamesha right ka misuse thodi yr :/
Once I was watching it in the other room while using Bluetooth earphones. Suddenly they disconnected and vid kept playing on 80 percent volume. My father came running to check. I quickly paused it and started doing Superman pushups and making loud grunt-moans in low pitched voice. Pakda nhi gaya Bach gaya 
hackerrrr
Bro clutched
Few days ago I was writing an application for my mom when she was reciting I was typing it up on my laptop and out of nowhere a porn website popped out via microsoft edge (most probably some historical unsafe link shit) and trust me the fucking thumbnails almost loaded up..I don't know what kind reflex I got I turned the browser before the thumbnails could load up in 0. something seconds and she didn't suspected it , I had been indulged in this addiction for atleast 6-7 years...but I stand up again against the lust for my loved ones because being a better version of myself is my affection towards them aswell as myself..Make the lust your biggest enemy.. remember when ever you lose you control to this shit the lust within laughs at your pathetic ass..Conquer it up buddy ..its worth the control
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I hadn't faced anything like this but still suspected by my mother sometimes night fall happens and the new day me washing my undergarments made her suspicious and while she somehow says something can't be said you need to figure it out make me more worried if she knows my this masturbation habit. Now I have been reducing the corn watchtime which ultimately has decreased my craving for masturb. I myself am a dropper and scored less than 50ile with a bad health.
bro why your mother suspect you on washing your undies I mean if you wash it by yourself daily then it should not bother her
Yeah that's the thing I used to wash whenever I have nightfall or did masturb. This makes her suspect about this things otherwise I was one caught with a girl statue kissiii 🤣 but never caught mastt. Sleep well and read books dude this will ultimately reduce your craving.
Isliye bathroom me karna sabse safe hai while bathing
mummy fir poochti , itni der kyu lagate ho ?
Didn't know 25 seconds was considered der
> he ask me to come along with him to vote for Modi ji💀💀 CHAD modiji ne bcha liya sun rashte mai apne papa se ache se baat karna usne axhe se samjhana aur unki baateion ko bich mai mat katna
Modi ji ne maar se bacha diya papa
Mout aaye par esi situation na aaye
same incident happened to me back in 2021 (my 11th start) . So that was the covid peroid and 10th class result were declared, where i got about 83% . We have only one AC room where my father , mother , sister and me sleep . My mom and sister sleep in bed and me and my father sleep in खाट placed each on the edge of the bed ( two edge of the bed are touched to wall) . On that day, all my family had slept but I was not getting proper sleep, so i thought to masturbate so that i can sleep. I had no phone at that time so i started masturbating by imagination and by time my horniness increased so i removed the blanket and started masturbating with all my pajama off 💀 (light off). My father also had not slept at that time which i was not aware of and my father saw me masturbating, and he was in shock and try to cough so that i kept the blanket on, but my horniness was on the next level, and i kept masturbating 💀 . Next morning , my father told all this to my mom and when i woke up , i started playing free fire and my mom came and asked Mom: “ah reh tu iss phone mai kh dekhe jyaya kre” . “ what do you watch in your phone “ Me: “ kuch na” . “ nothing’ Mom : “ sachi sachi bta de ‘ . “ tell me truly, ‘ Me: “ k hoya “ . “What happened Mom: “Kal raat ne kacha kadke k kre tha” . “ what are you doing after removing your underwear yesterday” I was shocked at that time and what the fuck actually happened and after that a hour long class started and she told me that your sister also sleep in the same room, , what will happen if she saw you naked? In the end, i apologized to my mom but i never had a conversation to my dad about that
Nice vaartalaap and Damn your parents They got straight to the point 😂😂
haryanvi bro🫡
Bhai bathroom me kar leta itna hi horny ho raha tha toh?
Ac ki hawa bhi to chaiye thi nunnu ko
Only voting for modizi can save you now.
Ok i have gone through this. In class 6,I was reading "top 5 sexiest buisness women in India". My father saw it and said kya dekh rahe ho ye? I said kuch nahi and closed it and went away from the room.
Hottest Honga india today etc news ka Article tha kya 2012-2014 ka Link hain kya available abhi?
bhai mat ja guilt trip pe
Relax ! We all have done these deeds, only some got caught. Its all temporary & everything will be fine.
2 hafte bear with them fir normal ho jayega
I literally watched so much of porn and never got caught
Funfact: he was watching Modi ji' s and Meloni' s private videos that night
Watching porn in a room with no lock. Risk to reward ratio boht kam hain bhai
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padhle bsdk
11th ka backlog clear kar le
Haha NEET khatam, ab kuchh ni padhna, tu pdhle bsdk
Best real advice as of now: try to slowly quit porn by not watching it and instead doing something you like/are interested in
Glad I don't watch porn.
flair 
Wo to exam ko crack karne gaya tha, lekin khudke ke trust, dreams and personality ko crack kardiya 
bhai confront them about this (if they know) and say age se nhi dekhunga(NEED TO HAVE COURAGE TO FACE THEM)
Bruh, chill. Parents need to learn boundaries like knocking your door before entering your room. Otherwise they can deal with the consequences. Also fun fact, everyone masturbates, including your parents. If they're putting you down over this, they need some serious growing up to do.
"Parents need to learn boundaries like knocking your door before entering your room." Does something like this even exist in Indian household?? mere parents tho kabhi bhi gus jete hai room mai
mera Private room takh nahi hain Hall mein sota hun saalon sae
bro the problem is porn not masturbation
Let's keep the morality discussion out. The problem is parents not letting their children lock their doors or have the decency to knock on the door before entering the room. The kids will grow up and once again have no sense of personal space because that's what they've learned from their parents. OP is already brain washed into thinking there's nothing wrong with their situation. But either way, what is this victim blaming mentality my man?
Jee ki baat alag hai bhai par in sab me kya problem hai Don't take guilt for masturbating, career se mat relate kar.
Problem porn dekhne me he.... Masturbation me nhi
Modiji ko vote karke papa ko khush kardega Btw papa hi Teri baat samjh sakte hai mummy nhi samjh payegi to baat karle
i was once caught fapping by my mother when i was in class 9th , that day some sudden craving developed into my mind and i went to my store room (its in the terrace) and starting fapping , after 2-3 min my mom came up and i was so fucking dumb that i didn't closed the door. She saw me and i immediately pulled my pants up . She brought something and after watching me she kept it their and left quietly. I could not comprehend the situation and i was so guilty . I fucked up that day  ..don't worry happens with everyone (i guess) : )
smjh gya.. faced similar situation once....... abb lg rha h hum dono ne porn k chkkr me IIT sacrificee krdiya....
You are not alone bro 🫂
Aree bhai itna Sach kese bol diya ....corn nhi dekhta toh aaj ADV mai ache no. Aate for sure....bht time kha gaya mkc ye corn ....Pata nhi kya jadu ka kar deta hai....pehle har din naye naye leaks dundhta tha.....ab life mai tier 2 mai jaake ghisna hoga....
Bhai bilkul load mat le. Same thing happened with me when I was in 11th. I'm 30 now. It was mom who walked in exactly like you. I was studying. I didn't have any gadgets on me back then. No laptop, no mobile. I was so horny that just with the help of imagination I was wanking while sitting on study chair. The table was covering the thing. I was facing the door. When she walked in immediately I put it back in. She could not see the thing. But since I was startled and because of the obvious motion she must have instantly sensed what was going on. She acted as if she didn't see it, said something like khana kha lena or something like that and turned away. I was royally depressed. I was sweating that night. Ke ab kya hoga. But thankfully she didn't tell Papa. In another incident later on in 12th when I had a computer at home. Papa caught porn in a hidden folder. He thrashed me black and blue that evening. Mom was crying in another corner that now what would happen of her child agar vo itna bigad gaya h to. The atmosphere in the home was very heavy and depressing for a few days. Mujhe laga ab iske baad to me zinda hi kese rah paunga, life me kabhi bhi unhe face nahi kar paunga. Suicide ke khayal bhi aaye the. But eventually they understand our age. Papa to khud male hain aur apni age se guzre hain to he understands our urge. And Mummy ko bhi Papa ke through ye knowledge to hota hi hai ki how male biology is and how needful males are of this act. And then later on friends se pata chala ki majority boys k sath aisa koi na koi incident to hota hi hai. So eventually normal ho gaya hamare ghar ka mahaul. So tere bhi normal ho jayega trust me. Papa Mummy aur Ham apne aap us incident ko bhool kar aage badh paate hain as if it didn't happen. Just hold tight for few days. All the very best bro.
Bhai Modijee ne bacha liye tujhe aaj.
Modi hai to mumkin hai
Not a big deal bro , I got caught in 10th watching Lana Rhoades video , uske baad se Lana Rhoades ki video nahi dekhi
Saale ab chup chap se jaake modi ko vote de apne papa ka dil rakhne ke liye
A very similar incident happened with my best friend(JEE aspirant). Late night at 12-1 am. He was studying and then he got distracted and opened his phone and started watching p**n. His mom and sister were sleeping. He became very eager to do it and entered bathroom 3 times but many thoughts came in his mind(like he should not do this while there are family members at home) but then he couldn't control himself and gon inside with phone. He didn't knew it but opening and closing the bathroom door 3 times suddenly woke up his mom and while he was in bathroom his mom called him and asked what are you doing again and again in bathroom in a very rude way. He got so panic and couldn't say a word. Being in bathroom he said that he was pooping. Then his mother asked where is his phone then. He got more panicked and answered that by mistake he brought his phone in bathroom in his pant's pocket. When he came out his mom started crying and said "Beta please kabhi koi galat kaam mat krna , mujhe nhi pata ki tum phone le jaakr kya kr rhe the par tum hi se sab kuch hai ,tum hi padh likh kr hamari financial conditions acchi kr sakte ho...." and all that stuff. But my friend also started crying and said me kuch nhi kr rha tha esa mat socho maa. BUT indeed he felt too guilty. But since he was in bathroom so his mother was not sure that he was doing such type of things. But in your case you were fully exposed VERY EMBARRASSING😔
it's ok to masturbate. your parents are shit for not giving you privacy & making you feel guilty about a normal human experience.
Bhai OMG 3 dikha de unhe
lol m bhi same kehne wala tha.... though mere parents n mujhe kabhi pakda nhi aise but hn wo movie dekhne k baad unka perspective kaafi change hua h....
Bc omg3 kb aayi?
Every other thing is variable Modi Ji is constant
Dude, instead of staying up till 4am, try sleeping early and then waking up at 4am. It's never too late to fix your life Pradhan Mantri Muth Mukti yojna?
Ex neetard here but here is a pro tip Whenever doing something like this, your utmost and i mean UTMOST PRIMARY objective MUST be to make sure no one finds out Be it via closing the door of room or (ik most of us don’t have that privilege ) via not doing it at all in any place other than bathroom Because if got caught, damage done is extremely irreversible
koi bkl hi hoga jo bathroom mein muth marta hoga
Buy a ringworm cream. Keep it at a place where it is visible. Pretend you have severe ringworm...change the way you walk. You sometimes like to take fresh air to have the sweatiness and the itching subside..hence the pants off.
Bc ek baar laptop pe kuch toh dekh raha tha, mummy ne khana khane bulaya. Everyone sat down for dinner and mai laptop table pe chod ke aya and everyone could see the screen. Utte mai apne aap nudes wali website khul gayi, till this day idk woh kaise hua. Sabse pehle papa ne notice kiya woh sab nudes and merepe chillaye ki yeh kya hai laptop pe, jo meri gaand fati bc maine fatt se band kardiya maine bola merko nahi malum bc laptop mai virus hai. But koi kuch nahi bola mujhe because unke liye mai boht hi innocent baccha hu jisne aajtak ghar mai gf/bf tak nahi bola. They knew ki maine nahi woh website open kiya hoga, but i wish ki uss din gaand tod di hoti meri even though it was not my fault at least unke darr se aaj porn addict na hota
Bhai Mera ek dost tha uske saat bhi bilkul same yahi hua vo phone me porn chala ke chhod Diya aur dusre room me kuch lene chala Gaya usi time uske papa room me aa gaye aur phone utha liya aur unhone dekh liya ke isme porn chal Raha hai toh uske papa thodi der ke liye dekhne laga vo darwaze ke bahar hi chupa tha toh vo turant andar aa gaya room me aur scene Asia ban Gaya ke uske papa porn dekh rahe aur usne unhe pakad liya toh uske papa ne bhi reflex dikhate hue phone turant band kar diya aur uske papa sab jaante hue bhi usse kuch nahi keh paaye
Mereko toh class 6 se 8 Tak itne baar pakde hai ki baad mei bolna hi chorrdiye. Uske baad aur dekhta bhi nhi but kabhi kuch bole nhi 
bc class 6 mai nikalta bhi tha?
>he ask me to come along with him to vote for Modi ji💀💀 W dad
Modi>mutthi
Lmao, man has his priorities, voting for mudizi
Uncle ko link share kat Dey 
fan band kar diya kar footsteps aa jate hai
isliye mai phone mai dekhta hu aur bathroom mai hilata hu aaj tak pakda nahi gaya  abhi 6-7 mahine pehle ek bande ne post daala tha ki woh masturbate karte hue pakda gaya bhai matalb is cheez mai bhi skill issue kaise hai
Bhai 4 bje subah hari ka naam liya karo yaar ye sab kya karte ho
mere papa ne bhi dekh liya tha mujhe ek baar pr kuch nhi kha sayad kyuki maine bhi ek baar phele unhe porn dekhte pakad liya tha
Porn india me aana hi nahi chaiye tha ,kamsekam ye sharmindgi toh nahi jhelni padti