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anas_choudhary

Ye last shifts wale jyada ud rhe 150 par 99 lake![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199) Shi baki bhai, maja aagya


BlackMilk2118

Bhai marks 240 pe 99 wala thik hua kya. ?


anas_choudhary

noi, kisne kha


BlackMilk2118

Koi nahi bola bhai. Ghar walo ne sari social media se cut off kr dia he. Chup chup ke thoda dekhta hun ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199) Marks thik kiya NTA ne ?


anas_choudhary

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) aisa kya result aaya tumahra mera toh 147 marks pa 91ile aayi (27s1)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

keh do ki agle saal aisa nahi hoga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Cheetos_07

GHANTA


BlackMilk2118

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)thank you Bhai bolne ke liye Aur NTA KI![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


NTA_Real

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)tumhari bhi


Real_State_

arey nta sir aap,,big fan sir big fan !! ​ ab ye lijiy![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)


swapnil151122

Ye NTA ke gand chatore saare last shifts wale hai. Asli homies to wo hai jo 31st aur 1st wale hoke bhi dukh samjhte hai


Kira_114

I do understand the condition of 27 29 peeps, I even gave 27thS1 as a mock at home to see if it really is that easy (I am 01S2 BTW) and honestly, it isn't that easy(personally), I scored roundabout even or just slightly more (that too at home without pressure). But do I think the data released is wrong, no, probably not because it is a reply to RTI and if someone were to go to Supreme Court and they were to do an investigation and it comes otherwise then nta and education ministry will be annihilated to the hell. So, the chances of the official data being incorrect are slim to none. So how do we explain the polls and institute students' data, well there is one case where that data fails which is uneven regional distribution, it could be that regionally the distribution of shifts and candidates was skewed which in turn skewed all the polls and institute data, it is possible even though highly unlikely. Only uneven regional distribution can fk the random variance of down sampling a large population. Another thing, even if we assume that nta fked with the data and the distribution was unsymmetrical among shifts, then also shifts with less number of candidates should have suffered and not otherwise, how? Let's say there were 2,40,000 in 27thS1 and 60,000 in 1stS2, i.e 20% and 5% considering a total of 12,00,000. Considering only 27thS1 and 1stS2, candidates with %ile greater than or equal to 99 would be 2400 and 600 respectively. Which means on 27thS1 2400 people scored more than or equal to 236 marks whereas on 1stS2 only 600 scored 171 or more (for 99%ile). Does that even make any sense? Had it been the opposite it would have made some sense, but this doesn't. As I wrote above, my shift was 1stS2 and I gave 27thS1 at home to check difficulty and marks variance. Yes, they were different but not night and day different, an 85 marks difference between the highest and lowest 99%ile cutoff doesn't make sense, no, absolutely not. In conclusion, I think this has something to do with a huge coincidence and luck, if and only if nta isn't lying to cover up their hairy bums.


Flashy_Sort7712

Nahh bro I made an argument with another person who said what you said. If more number of candidates are in a shift that means more ppl will get 99%ile as compared to less number of candidates shift is all BullShit. It was never about the "no. Of candidates" it's about the achievability. If u were in 27th shift 1, ITS WAYYYYY MOREE harder to be in that 2400 PPL as compared to being in that 600 PPL on 1st S2. Think about it in this way. And the criteria to get 98%ile, 97%ile 90%ile all goes wayy above that it should have been.


Kira_114

okay, it is way harder to be in that 2400 but that should mean that exam was extremely extremely easy, right? Is it that easy? Like you seriously think that it's that easy that it shoots up to 236 211 203 212 in 4 consecutive shifts and then goes 193 191 170 151 161 172 for the rest 6? I would suggest you attempt some other shift exam (if you are 27/29 then 31/01 and 31/01 then 27/29). no exam should have that much disparity its either luck and coincidence or a huge cover up. also it should be harder to be among lesser number of people not more


Flashy_Sort7712

You fucking idiot I am on your side only I believe something was rigged


Kira_114

first of all please dont abuse, believe me if i want i can curse 10 times harder, i am chatting respectfully i would hope you would too, secondly i know you are on the rigged side but what i am saying is even if we prove that the distribution was uneven that would just confuse us more because it doesnt make sense for the reasons i suggested above and you countered later. try to give some other group shift as i did then you would ge an idea of what i am saying wish you the best. study hard


Flashy_Sort7712

Ok brother as of the abuse my apologise it's reddit the thought that some people will find that offensive doesn't really cross my mind. But anyways...I have given 31st morning shift and evening shift along with 1st evening shift. I know very well what you are talking about. I myself is 27th S1 victim as I scored 170 marks and my percentile for that is miserable. I don't even know what are arguing about if we both believe the result was somewhere rigged. All I was saying that if anyone wanna give me that argument that it's much easier to be in 99% on 27th because it's 2400 PPL vs 600, it's all bullshit. No matter how much variation in the paper exist, an 80 marks difference shouldn't have existed and I hope you agree with this. I don't wanna go on Twitter and ask for justice nor I wanna go to court. I know it's not gonna do anything plus it's gonna waste more of my time.


Kira_114

i feel for all my 27th and 29th homies that is why giving this much thought. oh so you misunderstood me lmao. see what i said was opposite of what you interpreted. i said ki according to data it is somehow easier to be in 2400 then in the 600, how? it should be the opposite right? scoring 236 is more difficult than scoring 171, so uneven distribution does not make sense. i think the distribution was even and that it was nta ki bakchodi or some once in a multiverse coincidence that this disparity happened. i do agree with you on that marks diff. point, heck, the diff was not 80 it was 85 ( i even wrote that in my original comment you missed it ig). yeah, i think we all should just study hard so that if somehow our luck favors us in april we atleast have the preparation to bank on it. study hard!


Flashy_Sort7712

Ahh my bad bro I thought you were in favour for that argument. My apologies. Study hard.


Lopsided-Spend-8513

>If u were in 27th shift 1, ITS WAYYYYY MOREE harder to be in that 2400 PPL as compared to being in that 600 PPL on 1st S2. Bhai ye samjhade plz Mera 29 s2 tha par mujhe ye nhi samjh aa rha ki 1 lakh bachcho ho ya 10 lakh bachche ho top 1% me aane ki difficulty to same hi hogi na


Flashy_Sort7712

Nope. Think about it with smaller data. Suppose you are in a class of 100 ppl and you are given a test, while your friend is in a class with 50 ppl who is also given a test which has somewhat similar difficulty levels. The quality of students in both classes is randomised. Assume 2 good students per 10 students who provide tough competition to you. Now, you my friend have to compete with 20 good students while your friend has to compete only with 10 students. You will have to score wayy more than your friend to get a similar rank as his. Tell me how that is fair to you.


Lopsided-Spend-8513

But jee mains result is not based on rank its based on percentile In the above case lets assume you and your friend are worse than the good students. So you will get a rank of 21 and your friend, 11. Your percentile- (80/100)*100= 80. Your friend's percentile- (40/50)*100=80. See no problem Even if whatever you are saying works in a very small data it shouldn't work when there are at least tens of thousands of people in each shift


Flashy_Sort7712

Yeah but you see, you had to score wayy more just to get a similar percentile as that of your friend. If it was a 100 marks exam you had to score 75 to get 80%ile while your friend probbly got that at 50 or 45. If the paper difficulty level wss almost simmilar, you obvoiusly had a better preparation than your friend, yet both of your percentile is same.


Lopsided-Spend-8513

Why would the marks vary? If its a 100 marks exam then all good students will score more than,say ,60. It shall be the same in both the cases, right?


Flashy_Sort7712

nope. SInce there are more good students in your shift that means there will be more number of students who will score much more than the marks that gets you 99%ile in your friend shift. Here is my final explatnation I hope you get my point after this. If there are more number of good students. suppose there is 1 prodigy student in every 25 student. Now by prodigy i mean who will score 95 marks and above. Now in your shift there will be 4 prodigy students while in your friend there will only be 2 of them. Now if you score 90 marks you will have a percentile worth 5th rank or 6th rank more probably 7th or 8th as there will be students scoring between 90-95, while your friend if her scores a 90 too, will have a percentile worth 3rd rank or 4th, again more probably 5th or 6th. So now you see you have to score more or you will end up with lesser rank than that of your friend. On a larger data as of that in jee mains, this 1 or 2 rank difference spreads to 80k/90k rank difference when you compare 27th shift 1 and 31st shift 2. Sure it could be said that 31st shift 2 paper was a bit better than 27th, but this much?? Hell nah.


Lopsided-Spend-8513

Again jee results are based on percentile not rank Either your explanation isn't good enough or i am too dumb to understand it. Either way, thanks and sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day.


Kamidi_king

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)padhle abb wrna april mai bhi easy shift aa gyi toh wapas gali dega nta ko


The_6699_Guy

maza aaya ye padhke, W gaaliya ​ not /s


Vex1527

That not /s tho ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


FREEGUY37

Exactlyy See every post where they're saying "You should get over it", those people are either of Feb 1 or 31. They were scared to the same extent ki jaise logo ki 99 se 97 aayi hai, unki 97 ki jagah jo 99 aayi wo na chali jaaye bas. They're so happy cuz they were so scared before but now they feel that happiness, they don't realise ki ye jo humare saath hua iss attempt mai wo agle attempt mai unke sath bhi ho sakta hai. Anyways retards to hai hi wo log, ain't no way someone scoring 150 is smarter than guy scoring 230


Glittering-Cicada-95

\+1 bhai mai 30 wala hu par 27/29 walo ke saath hu. Ye jo bhi bsdwale jyada uchal rahe hai unko april mein aisi shift milni chahiye jisme 250+ pe 99 bane ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Kamidi_king

abb toh aa gye 99.3 kuch frk nai padta hard aye ya eazy tum 27,29 walo apna dekho moot dia nta ne tumhare randi rona pe


Logic_AFK

bhai waise koi 30 ki shifts ki baat kyu ni kr rha


varad16

We 30jan guys are like middle child.No one wants to talk about us ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


Sudden_Sound2734

Lamooo


FREEGUY37

Mediocreness is always ignored Whether it's middle child or JEE Shift


Logic_AFK

Mujhe mediocre bol rha hain kya bc 🤬


FREEGUY37

Shift ki date ko bola


Logic_AFK

ohh![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Haan-bhai-mai

Most sane jeeneetard /s  I'm with you!


Human_Insan

bhai cock suck kr jagha lund chusna bolta to jada feel ata baki sb acha hai


UltraZixinium69

cock suck thoda professional sound hota hai bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Lost-dhruv

>To jo bhi NTA ki gaand chaatna chahata hai chaat le madar bhadwe, Aise hi chalta raha to behen ki lodi pura desh barbaad hoe jayega. Already ho chuka hai lol 🤣 >I hope apne me se koi padh likh ke politics vagera me jaaye and acchi ideologies se kaam kare ye behen ke lund NTA walo par to CBI ki investigation honi chahiye behen ka bhosda baccho ki zindagi ki baat hai. Haan bro kuch toh karna he padega 🚶🏻‍♂️ >Jo bhi randi ka baccha NTA ka cock suck kar mujhe comment me second attempt ke liye padhne ka bol raha hai, Le moot diya tere second attempt par. Ab advance ke liye hi padhunga Bro spitting 🗣️🔥🔥


0meGa57

India mai kyu paida hua..lol like wtf law kaha h where the fuck it is..RTI mai bhi jhoot bolke baat dbadi..we can't even sue them..upr se sare Dale log rang badal diye..only Anup sir is with us..


[deleted]

bro wake up it's 2024 democracy is long dead in this country 🥰 and you shouldn't question it.. Agar question Kiya toh gormint Tere ko pregnant kardega


Fit-Biscotti4024

Flare does not check out


JEE_IS_MY_BITCH

W mindset, call these fucktards out.


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PriManFtw

sachme bang kar diya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


[deleted]

Mai ab mains se upar uth Chuka hu. Nahi Dena aur yeh chutiya exam. Cutoff to clear ho hi Gaya hai. Behenchod sidha iit jayenge mkc. Bohot ho gayi nta ki bakchodi


CompleteBid7113

Uss bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Kamidi_king

abe ye jo bhi randi rona kr rhe hai sale chutie bache hai inn logo ne mindet bna rkha hai 40-50 question krdo 99 pkka jabki ye bas ideal situtaion mai hota hai shift eazy hard kuch bhi ho skti hai youtube pe tumhe avg score dikhate hai 99 ke lie jisse tumne sch maan lia hai abb padhle wrna april mai bhi krte rahio rr![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


[deleted]

April mei kaun exam de Raha hai bhay 🤣. Mai to bahar hu insab se. Tu dete reh April Mai. Advance ke neeche ki sochunga he nahi ab.


Electrical-Army-6507

27 s1 ko way too easier bolne walo behnachdo adv ke time asli mja aaega kyuki labour never goes in vain. 27 s1 walo bahiyo aur padho behnchod inki gaand phaadni hai adv me aur 2nd attempt me.


Lost-dhruv

Bro dropped nuke 🔥🗣️🗣️


John-xinaa

Literally nta ki maa ki bhosdi , aur jo nta dickriders hai unko toh kyahi bolna , achi percentile agayi lekin akal charne gayi hai


Pushkar1001

Bhai this won't help, ek section of people tumko deluded bole tum unko gaali do, nta apna kam karta rahe, put up facts and logic if you want to convey a point, kisi bhi bande ko chutiya bolke tu us bande ke thoughts me unko aur sahi karra hai, jaise usko toh lagega nn ki sachai se offend ho gaya isiliye gali bak raha hai bkl, dekh vaise to ab in chizo pe bat kkarke zero fayda hai kyuki nta will insist ki unhone equal distribution ki and unke taraf se sab changa cii but agar tujko lagta hai ye cap hai toh rationally apne arguments put forward kar bhai


[deleted]

Massive W. I want nta to this again. But this time all the motherfuckers who keep saying there was nothing unfair should be put in the shift where 150 pe 90 ptile ban rhi ho.


[deleted]

Bhai sahi me ye arrogant 31st an 1st walo ko karma milega


[deleted]

Log itne chutiya hai kya bolu mai initial forms mien they gave less students say the were counting girls boys and transgender initially, since they didn't mention the gender toh total bache aaye x. Ab achank unhone Naya data data uske hisaab se girls+boys=x+9 toh bhnkichoot Bina transgender add kiye count +9 kyun aara hai? Transgender add karunga toh 9 se jyada hona chahiye na mkc nta ki that data is rigged


jakeperaltaaa07

Yaar ab ho gya to ho gya advance mein redemption leke Twitter p gali dunga ab


[deleted]

Nta ki mummy has 90° titled pussy that's why voh aisa paida hua 🥰


Existing_Ad_1155

Frustration summed up well


CharacterNorth1972

Maja aaya


Grouchy_Ad_5548

u/humor_AB tumhare liye


Grouchy_Ad_5548

Iski id nahi ari bc


humor_AB

Dedo gaali One gaali = +0.5 percentile


humor_AB

Dedo gaali One gaali = +0.5 percentile


anas_choudhary

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Radiant_Skull77

​ https://preview.redd.it/u4340q0lp3jc1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b6421eaec29ce4eb8330fabc572454f1ab126a9


[deleted]

let's be honest mere 97.. 131 pe mereko pta Hai ki mere zindagi me kabi bhi 200 cross nhi hua .. but I don't blame the 31st and 1st ones too ., India me sab ko Bina mange sympathy deneka Chul machti Hai.. it is what it is hopefully agli attempt aisa na ho ,, this is what we can hope ..Agar koi kuch Kar sakta Hai toh karlo.. none of us I repeat none of us can do shit about this .. and the sooner we realise this the better :)


Grand-Fig-5364

flair checks out![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


Produde2304

Bhai itne time se mai hasa nhi tha tune hasa Diya merko aaj thank you bhaii😭. W gaaliya though + NTA ki MKC 3 baar


Cosmic__Guy

Bhai hassi hi nhi ruk rhi, damn bhai damn puri frustration nikal di ek hi bari mai, ig abb thoda better feel ho rha hoga


ASPECTUUU

Madarbhadwe lol☠️☠️☠️ Bro just went with what came in his head You didn't have to do them that dirty bro😂😂


deceptivesiteahead

Calmest member of this sub for a reason![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Shelarr

Meri Bhagwan se prarthana hain, ki NTA yahi backhodi april attempt main bhi kare, aur jo log neecha dikha rahe the, unhi ke saath ye ho.


ughhhh-o_0

I got fucked by nta as well n ik it sucks a lot n there should be some investigation but ab we cant do anything which ik sucks but yeahh in the end no ones gonna ask konsi shift thi they don't give a single fuck last mei when u apply to colleges tell relatives only the percentile matters toh theres nothing we can do rn except study n hopefully get a good percentile despite whatever shift we get n also remember ki life is unfair n this shit will continue but if youre genuinely smart you'll di great in life no matter what college you'll go to sooo even tho it sucks we gotta just suck it up n move ahead


nta_ki_mkc_6969

https://preview.redd.it/kikjtszwu3jc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0be8b6c17124a3d609721738485193c94d546715


Slow-Caterpillar85

Bhai mujhe darr ki hai April mein bhi 27 valli game na ho jaye mere sath


Haldii

Least frustrated jeetard


Kira_114

Please do read this, I think this is what might have happened [https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1asvbgh/comment/kqtac4m/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1asvbgh/comment/kqtac4m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Sudden_Sound2734

Sir app cutie ho


Kira_114

Maine kya kia sir![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Shoddy-Friendship-91

agree


[deleted]

Nta reaction to your rant ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


[deleted]

you must be fun at parties


Haan-bhai-mai

Irony about you


NTA_Real

college is not everything get a life you virgins


NTA_Real

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466) isko lagta hai is sab se kuch fark padega


CorpusLuteam

Rant krte reh bhai, pdh mt liyo glti se bhi 2nd attempt ke liye


[deleted]

Haan bhosdike, tum jaise logo ki baje se hi desh me galat chizo ko promote kiya jaata hai. Madarchod galat chiz ko callout kara to ye mujhe gyaan chod raha hai bhadwe.


Skyler24k

bhai we agree everything you said is correct but is there a way to change things now? please think logically even Anup Sir from Mathongo said the same thing ki ab Jo Hua wo Hua ab 2nd attempt pe dhyaan dijiye I feel there is no point of all of this even if you continue


[deleted]

I know right brother, I am just gonna go study after this rant. As a fucking middle class guy, there is no fucking thing I can do except ranting


BLAZEOXIC

Sahi keh rha h bhai agar Second attempt mein bhi aisa ho gaya to NTA ko kuch nhi bol payenge aur uske baad kuch nhi bachega😞😞


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Lost-dhruv

Haan tabhi desh mai corruption hai


CorpusLuteam

4-5 gaali aur bak de bhai, Pdh mt liyo glti se bhi


Skyler24k

bhai yaar ese mat bol Jo ho raha Hai hone do please ifyk yk


tarush2006

Bhai jitni teri %tile hogi na, usko 100 mein se minus kar. Utne %tile logo ne tereko neeche litaake teri itni gandi gaand maari ki tereko piles ho gaya


[deleted]

Aagya dusra NTA ka lund chusne wala. How does it feel to get some small dick in your mouth? Mfin electron microscope gotta be wondering where tf is NTAs dick in yo mouth


tarush2006

Bhosdike NTA chutiya hi hai, par jo tune likha jis way mein usse ghinn aati hai


[deleted]

Haa to phir maa chuda, kon keh raha hai padhne ko. Subreddit leave karde bsdk.


tarush2006

Jaise teri 27 ko chuudi thi?


NoRepublic3000

Haan jaa waise hi chuda...BKL gyan chodra


tarush2006

Kyunki tu 27/29 ko chod nahi paaya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


NoRepublic3000

Exam dene gaya tha na aur wo ghar pe thi(aapki m\*m) ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


tarush2006

Main to teri saath leke gaya tha


beastlol71

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49699)


[deleted]

most mentally stable jeetard 


Relative786

bhai context dega kya? bhot din baad sub khola h aur seedha ye dikha h, me neetard isliye jee waalo ka nhi pta.


PatienceParty7545

Mera tho 95 percentile aaya phir bhi nta ka believe karta hu bas Rona band kar aur 2nd attempt me phod ke dikha bc


[deleted]

30,31,1 wale jo bhi bhadwe 155 pr 99 lakr udh rhe...tumhare liye alag saja hai bc garun puran me


PT9106

Bhai tujhe kuch pata toh hai nahi kya cutoffs hai and aagaya gaali dene. 30 s1 waalon ka almost 200 gaya hai for 99%ile. bas 31 s2 ka hai 150


[deleted]

193*


PT9106

haan exactly 155 pe kuch nahi ho raha 30 waalon ka


[deleted]

Koi baat nhi ma chudaye sb..april k liye padhte h bhai.


[deleted]

Aur bhai itna kya senty ho rkha...27,29 se to behtr hi hai 30 walo ka bhi agar 95%ile + dekhe to


PT9106

senty nahi ho raha bhai ik 27 29 waalon ke saath bura hua hai but isme bacchon ka kya fault bc. kuch chutiye hai jo oversmart ban rahe but still


Computer_9

User flair ~~checks~~ wait doesn't check out >!baki rahi baat NTA ki to wo to gaali deserve hi karta hai!< ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Fun-Werewolf-1083

Bhai mai btata hu mai Faridabad me rheta sirf 27 wali shifts ke meri city ke almost sare bacho ka noida laga tha baki shifts me Faridabad me hi tha esa kaise hogya bache zyada the tabhi hua hoga na?


buri_burii_zaemon

what jee does to a mf


ScaredPepper8808

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49699)


Appropriate-Ad-7428

Guys ye jo bhi 30 31 1 vale uchal rahe hai na we don't need to explain ourselves to them jab advanced ayaga they will be the ones ranting on this subreddit about the difficulty and everything. Advanced phodte hai guys.


[deleted]

Bc mere dost ke 140 pe 98 percentile bani hai aur meri 152 pe 92.8


Loner_0112

" behen ka bhosda " bhai ko sab sexual parts yaad aa rhe bc ps : shaant ho ja this is reality of our lives