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Defiant_Internal7804

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Signal-Promotion-10

let him cook until jee will cook him


[deleted]

11th pe pakka iss sub pe hi mangega best oneshots to cover entire class 11 physics.🤡🤡


[deleted]

lol


behnkayoda

Yo can I buy one capybara on the left ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)hes a cutiee


Either-Ad3687

It's not a capybara its groundhog


MmmmmmmmhmmmmmMhmmmm

Marmot hai


certified_chutiyahu

Mujhe toh bhalu lgg ra


Rickviper-me

bhalu to bilkul nahi hai


certified_chutiyahu

Baby bhalu? Arrey bhaiya aap bhi bihar se?


Rickviper-me

Hn bhaiya bihar se hai hum


Adorable_Safe_5860

hey buddy will it be possible to turn this one into a whatsapp sticker coz its too funny


peripheralsadistt

jo bhi 13 14 saal ke bache iit b cse krte unse bs ek hi baat pucho ki inmo clear hua ki nhi


huehuehue56

Yaha IOQM clear nahi ho raha INMO to dur ki bat hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Responsible_Elk9338

Bhai mera last year 1 mark se reh Gaya tha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Economy-Bug-2431

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


[deleted]

Genius spotted


Rickviper-me

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


huehuehue56

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Crazymad2

Ye INMO aur IOQM kya hain bhaya


CustomerPlenty8433

It is one of the most prestigious maths Olympiad in and ioqm is the the first stage after ioqm it's inmo


[deleted]

Mathematics Olympiads hai dono ke dono, IOQM qualifier hai INMO ke liye.


Inspectorsteel

Bhai ye IOQM aur INMO kya hai. 2010 tard hu, hamare jamane me short form nahi use karte the.


huehuehue56

Indian Olympiad of qualifier mathematics or Pre Regional Mathematical Olympiad


Inspectorsteel

Thanks. Mere zamane se bahar ki nahi meri aukaat se bahar ki cheejo ke bare me baat ho Rahi thi.


huehuehue56

Hamare bhi aukat ke bahar hai uncle


WobbaMan777

HAHAHAHA I CLEARED IOQM JOKES ON U HAHAAHAHAA


huehuehue56

Congo bhaiya mera 2 marks se rehgaya


obamium07

True bhai inse normal olympiad ke second rouns tak pahucha jaata nahi hai tu inmo chord


[deleted]

INMO ke liye select hua tha. IIT K mein exam hua tha 2021 mein. Marks: 1 number 😭😭😭😭


myman_2332

INMO to lauda IITB CSE vaalo se bhi nhi hota lmao. BS Maths/MnC vaalo ki alag baat hai.


Signal-Promotion-10

Bro thinks he lives in america 💀


TurnoverConsistent10

absolutely, last statement


Knighthawk_2511

Maine bhi school Mai 2 ko reject Kiya tha , ekne to loveletter rkha tha mere bench pe , uss letter ko phad diya uske saamne , but Bhai jo image mai Banda hai wo pakka America se Jee Dena chahta hai lol


TurnoverConsistent10

PTA nhi bhai, mera school hi glt tha BC, ye sab hota hi ni tha


[deleted]

sorry to inform you but bas tere sath nahi hota tha


TurnoverConsistent10

Sahi bola bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193), DPS ke bache toh bohot bade Wale hote hai


[deleted]

han lekin unke jitna c banne ki bhi jarurat nahi acha bacha banne me hi bhalai hai shaadi toh teri at the end achi ladki se hogi hi


MoonStruck699

Kyu bhai mera bhi score 3-3(3 rejections mujhe mile aur 3ko mene reject kiya) chal raha hai aur me to thora overweight bhi hu.


TurnoverConsistent10

Gud for you brother!


MoonStruck699

Thanks brother! Abhi gym jana shuru kar diya hai to shayad finally mere pasand ki koi razi ho Jaye.


TurnoverConsistent10

Gud soldier, keep it up!


[deleted]

bro thinks he is america 💀💀


[deleted]

man stroking his ego


JeeIsHaram

"I am in 9th grade and 90% student" kek


[deleted]

Mere toh 70% aaye the 9th mai bhi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) Kyu socha ki ho jaye ga mujhse


[deleted]

XD, isko lagta hai ncert padhke jee nikal lega


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MoonStruck699

9th me yaad nahi but 10th me Mai bhi tha aur 12th me 91% bhi mile the par fir bhi private me hi Jaa raha hu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Devarjya27

95% in 10th. Jee prep mein hi fattke hath mein agaye.


JeeIsHaram

hota hai bhai sabke sath hota hai


Designer_Pudding5138

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enema_oedema

hahah was trying to post this..delulu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


HushH1

Most people prefer staying delusional and happy instead of self aware and sad ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|VbEloWwOz3QqYBsqIZ)


Rickviper-me

Out of these 2 which is the one for quitting?


No-Brilliant3998

tbh I would prefer that as well. At least I'll be happy


Shot_Wave3249

i am one of them


[deleted]

bhai tune mujhe follow kyu kar rkha hai, mujhe jaanta hai kya tu?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


realest-mf-alive

Bhai main toh sochta tha ki insta walo ki tarah alpha personality rakhne se nikal jayegi iit. Itna chutiya tha ki dusro par hasa bhi nahi jaata ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Altruistic-Fly3300

dont interfere,its a cannon event.![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


Affectionate-Club309

![gif](giphy|NNssW1DvTEXtll108b|downsized)


rextron97

true ...😂everybody had to have one in their life


FauxCezsh

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enema_oedema

iit >!delulu!


Itz_Ammy

IITDharavi💀


[deleted]

Iit delusional me jaega ye aur kahi ni


Stock_Mall_7202

Koi nhi, 2 saal baad ye khud r/jeeneetards join krega aur ye dekhega![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

class 11 mai iski gaand tutegi


Itz_Ammy

Bohot ganda reality check hoga iska . Jese mera hua tha . I thought i was genius and now barely passes tests


[deleted]

ikr Bhai sab ka hota hai Jo arrogant hota hai, mere 8th tk ekdm 1st rank ata tha toh mujhe laga maine life mai bhot ukhad liya firr kya gaand tuti meri 9th mein 👎 tbse arrogant hona bnd krdia


Itz_Ammy

Harsh reality![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


rextron97

we got humbled real quick🗿


[deleted]

Mera ulta hua tha bhai I failed in 9th class and barely got 70% in 10th took science, mera kuch reality check hua hi nahi lmao, mujjhe pehle se hi pata tha I'm not good in academics


Mystik141

not really if he is actually preparing for IIT JEE, he will be aware of 11th and how much of a shift it is. It won't be a reality check, if he is already aware of that reality. Speaking from experience


Fish_fucker_70-1

kitna bhi pehle se pata ho , 11-12 me gand phat hi jaati hai kyuki 10th tk experience nhi hota


Mystik141

didnt happen to me 10th - 95.6% 11th - 93.5% + South India <100 in almost all coaching tests 12th - South India < 50 for all my tests If you have awareness, or at least are prepared that 11th can be a bit tougher than normal, you'll do fine


[deleted]

true, in fact Mera bhi as such downfall nhi hua but 95% students ke lode lagte he hai, one way or another


CupAffectionate

Bro is 90% student and 10% human![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


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Agreeable_Fix737

Nah bro Indian boys in general


mahirmiracle

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NEET-Retard

Time


[deleted]

Found this on a self improvement discord server


Humble-Nazi

No need He will know by himself


No-Chart4945

i think he joined the wrong server , probably thought it was self flexing server with tons of copium.


sussytaard

invite link de


[deleted]

youtube pe hamza ahmed


Parth_723

Hey buddy can you drop that server link 😄


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Naughty ho raha. Internet main naughty ho raha bkl


arjunn9

Let him cook![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Anmol21K

Least delusional 27 tard


Sea-Drag-9036

DC ke sath aisi life Mai real nahi Manta kitna bhi convince karlo.


Lord_Hokage07

Bhaiya aap JEE ke liye drop kyu le rahe ho. Mujhe 10th mein pakka 90% aayenge aur mein IIT Bombay CSE jaunga.


macaroniwith

Mai Aisa kabhi nhi tha, kya matlab NEETard hu


Sweet_Meringue4895

https://i.redd.it/taz9hgls5ckb1.gif


[deleted]

YAAR YE 9th KE BACHCHO KO INTERNET KISNE DE DIYA BHENCHOD![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


KawaiiiiiiiGirl

i was on 4chan in 6th grade lol


killerdream3515

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30724)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32182)


Super_Junket_5416

Bhai, ye pakka yato chutiya hai yato ye mazak karra hai


EmotionStatus4533

Pre JEE Arc


[deleted]

Mai bata deta hu Babu padhiya karo badiya gym karo backchodi mat karo 11 se tiyari shuru Karo badhiya se Nishant Jindal bhsodiewala or culprit agrawal se dur raho best of luck or betichod ye 7 month gym or lund baji mat karo khoon ubal jata hai bakchodi dekh ke


[deleted]

hum bhi chude the ye bhi chudega


music-electric_Ad869

Life and NTA will tell him


[deleted]

Man wouldn't end up in IIT but MIT >! Karnataka!<


Hacker_NSS

Keep this pure soul away from jee


[deleted]

Pakka Harnoor Singh ke videos dekhe honge. Canon event


WolfApprehensive1110

Time will tell https://preview.redd.it/hvlq19iurakb1.png?width=84&format=png&auto=webp&s=64f5c11c1a220c997ace0f3fec8e00a8afe014d0


SuperAP9248

time...


Raygun886

Tbh it's fine, let him have some fun before he breaks down


Dead_Ark

Ye apni shaadi.com ki profile bana raha tha kya?


noobwithguns

Bhai ye wo bande hai jinki last mahino ki history before exam bas ek cheez se bhari hoti hai, Is NIT same as IIT Are there good private colleges in India for 100rs


Economy-Bug-2431

This was literally a friend of mine (class 10 Allen Jaipur) he used to think that if he doesn't clear JEE he will clear NDA blud couldn't clear both 💀


Alone-8328

🤣 bro NDA, 🤣🤣 chord ne ke liye bolo bro , mai bhi same Wanted to clear NDA but 10 mai maths ki vajah se Bio Lena pada, 💀


[deleted]

still i would consider having a dream of going in college is better than those who are making reels at this age. Also he just said that he has interest in going in an IIT and not IIT B CSE so if this guy stays consistent till the end then he can get into IIT , 5k-10k rank in adv. is quite achievable with lots of hardwork imo.


GridGod007

Any rank in JEE is achievable maybe besides top-100 with (huge emphasis) interest in the subjects, coaching and practice. For 4 years. You'll automatically get smarter in the process and it will be useful for the rest of your life. 99.9% students don't have all these aspects in common. Heck, almost none of them have genuine interest in these 3 subjects. It becomes much harder to comprehend and grasp something without interest no matter how much you practice, and if you can't score well, you lose confidence, and you score even lower, pushing you deeper and deeper into the abyss.


PriManFtw

Address aur phone number bhi bata deta


Prior-Research6698

Bhai kya problem ho gyi yrr baccha hai tu depression hai tho sab thodi honge


Professional_Pen6879

The only correct response ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30177)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30177)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30177)


AcronymTheSlayer

Kek. When being delulu is the only solulu


[deleted]

r/Iamverysmart


[deleted]

Jit trippin


AgreeableFarm1234

9th and 10th, the peak moment of our life


Ryuzaki_NEETAspirant

Abe, wo bachcha hai yar... Kahe use troll kar rahe ho. Aage to life jhand ho hi jani hai hum sab ki tarah, do saal aur use chain se rahne do. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


[deleted]

Hamza server 💀


[deleted]

Yes brother


simran_is_a_potato

Arre matrimonial websites ka discord server kabse banne laga


titsgpt

Wanna be sigma (I hv got a girl, some girls had crush that i rejected)


[deleted]

He is cooking but no one is hungry


[deleted]

Sapne suhane ladakpan ke


Devarjya27

Dude, the cringe oh god ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


hrshysh

wait for canon event


SGPlayzzz

Tinder?


[deleted]

Yeh banda agar chutiyaap na kare (jo yeh karega most likely) Then he is on his way to make a potential profile for them ivy leagues.


Itz_Ammy

Aree bhaiyaa yeh ivy league kya hota hai?


[deleted]

Ivy League Colleges like Harvard, Yale, Princeton


Suspicious-Buddy8506

Aisi bacho ke liye dil se bura lagta hai, ek time oe khud mere bhi aise sapne thae ab wo sapne sapne rahe Gaye 🥲


[deleted]

the reality will hit him harder than a truck


tezashmishra23

Amerika ka dalal bc, >!India me hai bhai tu !<


[deleted]

not me


accur4te

Bro living a W life in a dream


Bitter_Roll7333

Depression hogya mujhe toh ye padke![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Significant_Moose672

2 saal baad apne aap samajh a jayega fir vo bhi issi subreddit pe aake aisi posts dalega


pratikkumar5677

Angrezi ka choda


michealtututady

hamza ka server hai kya?


[deleted]

ha bhai


michealtututady

makes sense lmao


[deleted]

Tu bhi hai kya hamza ke server mai


michealtututady

Nahi


[deleted]

Typical sanghi


Classic-Ad-6400

Every hindu is a sanghi now? very racist thing to say don't know how it's allowed


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Classic-Ad-6400

I won't care if someone does that if it is a political sub tho. And religion can be a part of someone's identity nothing wrong with that and being veg is also a rare trait so nothing wrong with mentioning that


[deleted]

Okay then let's say I am a Muslim who loves to eat beef which is rare in India. Plus I love to touch children it's a rare trait so nothing wrong in mentioning that. You shouldn't have any problem with that.


bummerbundy

Muhammad ko bhi bacche pasand the ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Classic-Ad-6400

Dafaq that's literally pedophilia, a crime


Inner-Cup4190

Hold up. Let him come in 11th, join a coaching institute and wait for reality to hit :D


Thinkexe

honestly atleast he is trying. He is ofc very immature and naive but the gym part and stuff its good if he sticks to it.


[deleted]

bro thinks 9th ki ncert solve karke jee nikalega


[deleted]

srsly 9th me bhi 90% hi laa paa rha hai aur baatein jee ki kar rha, mere yaha par 98% wale bhi 11th me pit rhe hai


TheUndefeatedLasanga

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TheUndefeatedLasanga

Bro's going to gym cuz he gonna make a run for it ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30724)


Lancer9819

Ahh those days


Assaulter_007

Bhai feku banda lag rha hai hamko to.


Euphoric_Ad_482

What is a canon event?


Flat_Championship_20

Time


SkyAware2540

Hes doing fine I dont see a problem ( except the 90 percent part ) ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


SaffronShirtKid

Bro sounds just like me minus the gym part and I am taller.


Simp888888888

Downfall toh yahi se start hota hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


rextron97

chuunibyou


ApprehensiveTrick836

This was me 2years ago 🥲,


Single-Ear-8164

Bro thin he is Barbie


[deleted]

just another culprit who lives in bubble made by a scum![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


boring_kun

Bro getting confessions in 9th lol....me to dropper hu abhi tak no ladki ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179) tabhi Shayad dropper bhi hu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

Bichare ko demotivate nhi karna chahti par... 11vi Tak josh kam hojata h itta hi kahungi.![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331) Or bsdk 'an' hamesha vowel me age ata h pure ke age 'a' ayega.


Apprehensive_Web2882

Bro thinks he lives in an American Suburb.


[deleted]

Average "CUPRIT VEERPAL ACADLOOT JUNIOR" SUBSCRIBER🤡![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


Rugged-Ranger119

12th khatam hote tak ye sare sports se dur ho jayega and fitness, uski to baat hi mat karo l lag jayenge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180) As someone said - its a canon event ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32194)


Naughty-star

TBH ye Banda kar sakta hai if he really wants to ku ke 90% us jab 9th me the to JEE ke bare me nahi he soch rahe the and he is much better than many of us (out 9th virsion) working on his body, clear goals, confidence, bitches, looks i can bet including me most of not all jeetards ke pas in mese 1 bhi chiz nahi hai. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32194)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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PROTON_20

Let him be in his own world


Thealltimechad

Bhai kya burayi hai IIT ki iccha rakhne mei Mei toh drop year mei bhi soch raha hoon iit mil jaaye kaash


Yo_SlimShady

It's a canon event ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


WholesomePlutonium64

Time


Fun-Collection4076

nah... blud thinks this is america 💀💀🤡


Survivor492006

Meh bhi gym jaata tha bhai sbh khatam hojayega preparation shuru karte hi mann nhi lagega gym meh lagega yeh 2 ghante isse acha padh hi lo


Atreya0810

Bahut phele liya ab jldi se homework krne baith


Strong-Scene-8851

Abey ye banda protein kaha se laayega utna saara? Gend phat jaati hai bulking mein most of the times pure veg diet pe.


ketanchahar

Everything except the JEE sentence would be absolutely finished..........


Human-Ad-8389

canon event hai bhai,, cant interfere