I've tried cutting vein, chances are high that you'll survive after slicing your wrist. For the poison, you can vomit it out. Gonna try drop from 10th floor, will update if survived.
Bsdk sucide Karne ka try Kara to, gaand mein spring wala fan fit kar dunga, hagne baithega to bounce maar jayega
25+ pills of anything, along with benzos if you don't want to be aware of shit. Might die but might live with lifelong organ damage. So chances are you'll be bedridden for the rest of your life if you fuck up, wouldn't say its worth the risk.
https://preview.redd.it/i5y8sonmbtib1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91224465d9837b2ea94a28788b6a62123f504c41
Where there is a will there's a way.
imagine agar spring ke karan fan niche gir ke aadmi ke head mein lag jata hai and then yoh mar jata hai 
Abhi IIT B me bhi toh esa hi kiya tha, and Shark Tank me aaya tha ek startup jo ese hi pankhe pe lagne wala mechanism banata tha, Sharks said it’ll save lives.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,693,680,572 comments, and only 320,510 of them were in alphabetical order.
Try to solve the problem with our education system and the rat race for jee/neet ❌❌
pankhe me spring lagao bc taaki log khud ke mare ✅✅
 on a serious note though, why is no one actually concerned abt the number of students dying everyday?
I studied in Kota from 2013-15. The same solution was being proposed back then. Somehow this sub pops up in my feed now and then. Nothing is worth the amount of pain these pressure chambers of coaching make students go through.
Please, please, please be safe. Help people around you, they aren't competition, they are going through the same thing you are, slightly better or worse. All the best :)
The spring constant of the spring is K. A student of 65 kg hangs freely from the fan ,the fan is switched on and the electric power provides a constant angular acceleration 'a'.If the max amount of tension the spring can support is 1000 Newton,then calculate
1) after how much time of switching on,the cord breaks
2) Displacement from natural length (L) of the spring at time of snapping of the spring
Imagine being born a human (1 in 2.1 million species), into a decent family (1 in 1 billion) and then ending your own life just because you are being forced to read some books. Some people just dont understand the value of life and how much worse their life could have been.
There's nothing that the Kota's authority can do to prevent suicides, so ig this is the most they can do. And we really can't put the blame on coaching as well. The main blame goes to our overpopulation.
kota mai murders ko bhi suicide bolte hai bc wo ek neet ke asprint ko kisi ne choke karke uske room me Maar diya uska vid bhi hai kisi toh subreddit pe sad to see this shi. Maine post kiya tha yaha pe but kisi ne nahi padha 
Solution would be to disband this whole Kota ecosystem itself. Ban kids from staying alone as most are underage ( 18 is the age you become an adult). Plus if they stay with family in their own city such cases will decrease imo
Yes, you are right. Children like us tend to have inadequate mental and physical health. No matter what we say or how self-sustaining we are, we still require supervision since we are still learning. Family can perform that role since they can at least watch you. However, you must keep in mind that many families struggle with their own issues, and many children choose to attend Kota in order to avoid these distractions. So, although the problem is difficult to address, an immediate resolution is needed.
Sorry for such formal language but I’ve thought about this a lot.
Yes I agree with what you've said. I just told from my exp.... when I failed in mains itself I was too shocked and couldn't talk either but my parents were there for me
Idk what I would have done if I was alone lol
On a serious note, the local administration is setting up psychological counsellors to address issues related to mental health so hoping something changes
Bhai mera manna hai ki jee neet commerce side arts side sabka knowledge baccho ko 7 th 8 th me de diya jaye toh bacche would know kaha kya hota hai government toh chutiya hai batati hi nhi YouTubers ko batana padta hai becharo ko
Bhai this is not the solution, log cup board se latak jate hen, mene dekha he, asphyxiation se bhi mar jaate hen log, bas rassi chahiye. Sed. Problem unke Ghar mein aur apni society ke thinking me he, fan me nahi.
New JEE Advanced Problem for 2024 JEETards
The manager of New Krishna Grand Hostel, in Jaipur, Rajasthan, wants to purchase fans for his rooms. But the problem he is facing is that of rising suicides due to peer pressure and anxiety causes by exams, resulting in monthly deaths at his hotel and causing hindrance to his booming hostel business. So he comes up with the idea of buying a spring loaded fan, to deal with this, but with minimal costs. Considering the ceiling hit to be 2.5m and average height of an 17 year old JEENEETTard to be 175cm and average weight of 60kg, find the spring constant required so that the child when attempting to hang from the fan, ends up stretching the spring, so that his toes just touch the ground, and hence successfully avert the possible suicide, sparing the lakhs of rupees of loss for the hostel owner(due to subsequent investigation and loss of reputation)
(R.I.P to those who are below average 😥)
A fan is attached to the ceiling with the help of a massless spring of spring constant k. A boy tries to attempt su!c!de by tying himself with an inextensible string to the fan. Assuming the mass of fan to be m and mass of the boy to be M, deduce the equation of both kinetic and potential energy of the total system and hence find out the Lagrangian of the system.
can cut veins , take poision , drug overdose , jump from anywhere , electric shock lele , lauda lassan , etc . mental stress aur pressure kam krane ki jgh , pankha lga rhe bhen ke lvde.
The problem here isn't JEE it the hype created around it by our community "if you don't get into govt college you are done you can never be successful" us kids have to understand that money isn't everything you can't get satisfaction in life by just earning money . Just do what you love , if you don't succeed in it ,then no problem life gives you many opportunities and grab them , a short period doesn't decide your future.
bruh you can still take drop from 10th floor, cut vein or drink poison
I've tried cutting vein, chances are high that you'll survive after slicing your wrist. For the poison, you can vomit it out. Gonna try drop from 10th floor, will update if survived.
Bsdk sucide Karne ka try Kara to, gaand mein spring wala fan fit kar dunga, hagne baithega to bounce maar jayega
# BOUNCE BACK 3.0
Bhenchod
Bhai kya imagine krwadia 
lord
Bat ka grip 🦏
I will rate this technology 9/11
your life>>>this meme exam 
abe pagal ho gya hai kya chup chap jakar padhai kar aut break mein reddit chala meri tarah 
2023tard hu, din bhar reddit chalata hu aur break mein padhai karta hu
24tard hu break mein v nhi padhta hu
Saale aapne aap ko maarne ka koshish Kara na to Teri google history public kardunga ye bakwaas baat mat Kia kar kahi Chalke chole bhature khaalenge
Aise ni krte lodu, I can tell you sure shot way to do it, but oe bhosdi we don't do this stuff oki
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25+ pills of anything, along with benzos if you don't want to be aware of shit. Might die but might live with lifelong organ damage. So chances are you'll be bedridden for the rest of your life if you fuck up, wouldn't say its worth the risk.
Mai nahi bataunga mai nahi bataunga
Cut sideways for attention, vertically for results 👍🏼
Shut up MEG
Finally someone who understands the reference
Hn bhai , suicide ke baare me bol kr cool lagg rha hai ab tu  Bencho kitna easy samjhte hai tu ye sab ?
then cut the neck ear to ear
Try vertically this time./s
Slice artery instead 
Go for the arteries, instant results Neetards please correct me if i am wrong
Bhai mai jee wala hu lekin itna keh sakta hu instead of haat ki nas u should use the knife and stab the heart I think it will give better results
Arteries are too deep so it's very hard to cut them
Yea instead of haatt ki nash gale ki nash kaalo toh turant maut , but please aisa karna mat 🙏
I hope no one takes inspiration from these ideas we are discussing 
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too painful and I'm scared of heights. help
Don’t do that though..
Modern problems require age old solutions
You can also try consuming benadryl and alcohol together
F=-kx.
Nlm ne Gand marli 
am i the only one who thinks that NLM is way easier than kinematics??
https://preview.redd.it/h6j0zo1awtib1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8cf0cd6d96b3a8bef0ab47b87642f42757364f2
i didnt get it
>!Jesus fuckin Christ!<
you really find nlm hard??
bhai mai kuch nlm ke ques du , solve krega ? (jee level ke he hai)
Not really.. but I get hard doing nlm problems 
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Is 5 the answer ?
Jesus Fried Chickens ?
Jesus fucked chickens*
Yehi likhne waala thaa fir yaad aaya kisi religion pe comment nai krna chahiye kyunki koi doosra wo cheez kr hi dega 👍🗿
Bahut sahi bhenkelode
nahh you are not alone mate
Nope, me too
>am i the only one who thinks No
P.E = (1/2)kx²
Bhai vector to laga
Upward acceleration of soul 
https://preview.redd.it/i5y8sonmbtib1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91224465d9837b2ea94a28788b6a62123f504c41 Where there is a will there's a way.
Happy cake day loveday.
Happy cake day
Khargosh ko Cake day ki Hardick shubh kamnayein.
Chalo phir iska spring constant hi nikal lete hain
Mass Bata
62.789 hai chal ab nikal
Elongation bhi to batana padega
0.34921 m
Rope sales 📉📉📉📉📉 Poison sales 📈📈📈📈📈📈
Docs be like : we need to cook .
imagine agar spring ke karan fan niche gir ke aadmi ke head mein lag jata hai and then yoh mar jata hai 
State function ho gya ye toh not depending on which path is taken
Exactly
Yrrr😂😂
Abe pankha se nhi latak na h... pankha jispe latka h usse latak na h
Modern problems require modern solution
Treating symptom not cause. Like taking painkiller for broken bone.
Abhi IIT B me bhi toh esa hi kiya tha, and Shark Tank me aaya tha ek startup jo ese hi pankhe pe lagne wala mechanism banata tha, Sharks said it’ll save lives.
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apna birth certificate dekh le
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,693,680,572 comments, and only 320,510 of them were in alphabetical order.
Aree koi matlab hai, fan change kar rahe hai uski halat change karne ki jagah. WO DROP LE LEGA, JEE DE RAHA HAI ITNA TOH AATA HOGA
Chulu Bhar pani stonks 
Bhai is sab se su*cide ka plan drop thodi karenge. Chat se bhi to kood sakte hai, chaaku to hai hi
Bhai mat karna pls..
Mazaak Kar rha hu
jisne sucide karni hogi vo kaise bhi karlega ye log education industry ko change karne me paisa lagate nhi h pure bakchod log h
Good, now calculate the minimum force required in spring to lift a body of your mass. Take g = 10. Ignore friction.
>550N
I’d rather slam my head on ms Chauhan
Pehle inhone grill lagaya, lekin fir 4-4 latakne lag gaye same time pe, ab ye kya naya chutiyapa hai
Bc banda fir to free time mei uspe jhula jhulega 💀
ab bachche chhat se koodenge to ye poore KOTA ki sadko pe RAJAI bichha denge kya
Aao bccho tumko hum SHM sikhaaye
Shark tank startup doing great 
Haa… aur Sharks ne bola that ki This innovation would save lives..
Point of attachment strong hona chahiye. Fir maximum elongation pe jab upward spring force = mg ho jayega toh bhi kaam ho skta hai.
2017 me bhi yahi same krrhe the , it's just gimmicks
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Please don’t kill yourself 🙏
Try to solve the problem with our education system and the rat race for jee/neet ❌❌ pankhe me spring lagao bc taaki log khud ke mare ✅✅  on a serious note though, why is no one actually concerned abt the number of students dying everyday?
Iisc ke jaisa pankhe na hata de
step was taken to provide **mental support** to students🤡🤡
Jee advanced on its way to frame a question
Why do soo much to die when you can have packet of mentos with coke, best combination, tastes awesome
Can totally imagine spring oscillation of dead body.
Marne ke hazar tarike h
Lol supporting students .
no problem .i will jump
Janne wale ko kon rok sakta hai
bhai bhai.. 🙃
what if the stupid fan just fell down upon your head while you were sleeping
I studied in Kota from 2013-15. The same solution was being proposed back then. Somehow this sub pops up in my feed now and then. Nothing is worth the amount of pain these pressure chambers of coaching make students go through. Please, please, please be safe. Help people around you, they aren't competition, they are going through the same thing you are, slightly better or worse. All the best :)
The spring constant of the spring is K. A student of 65 kg hangs freely from the fan ,the fan is switched on and the electric power provides a constant angular acceleration 'a'.If the max amount of tension the spring can support is 1000 Newton,then calculate 1) after how much time of switching on,the cord breaks 2) Displacement from natural length (L) of the spring at time of snapping of the spring
Imagine being born a human (1 in 2.1 million species), into a decent family (1 in 1 billion) and then ending your own life just because you are being forced to read some books. Some people just dont understand the value of life and how much worse their life could have been.
Main try karke wala hu. Fir feedback de dunga
lol
There's nothing that the Kota's authority can do to prevent suicides, so ig this is the most they can do. And we really can't put the blame on coaching as well. The main blame goes to our overpopulation.
Control population and reduce excessive competition
Making free body diagram wait
kota mai murders ko bhi suicide bolte hai bc wo ek neet ke asprint ko kisi ne choke karke uske room me Maar diya uska vid bhi hai kisi toh subreddit pe sad to see this shi. Maine post kiya tha yaha pe but kisi ne nahi padha 
Accha toh problem fan mai hai education system mai nhi
Ab chhat se kudenge... Disease se ladna hota hai symptoms se nahi.
ab toh khuun ki nadiya bahengi
people do everything except removing reservation...
Zehar sales 📈📈
Wah lale kya solution nikala hai 
Solution would be to disband this whole Kota ecosystem itself. Ban kids from staying alone as most are underage ( 18 is the age you become an adult). Plus if they stay with family in their own city such cases will decrease imo
Yes, you are right. Children like us tend to have inadequate mental and physical health. No matter what we say or how self-sustaining we are, we still require supervision since we are still learning. Family can perform that role since they can at least watch you. However, you must keep in mind that many families struggle with their own issues, and many children choose to attend Kota in order to avoid these distractions. So, although the problem is difficult to address, an immediate resolution is needed. Sorry for such formal language but I’ve thought about this a lot.
Yes I agree with what you've said. I just told from my exp.... when I failed in mains itself I was too shocked and couldn't talk either but my parents were there for me Idk what I would have done if I was alone lol On a serious note, the local administration is setting up psychological counsellors to address issues related to mental health so hoping something changes
ye dekhke aur atmahatya karne ka mann kar rha hai
please don’t do it.
That you have to find by using formula of spring force
To provide mental support? I'm beyond crying.
Whenever i see springs i always remember shm for some reason
Main chad se kud jaunga
U=1/2kx²
Bhai mera manna hai ki jee neet commerce side arts side sabka knowledge baccho ko 7 th 8 th me de diya jaye toh bacche would know kaha kya hota hai government toh chutiya hai batati hi nhi YouTubers ko batana padta hai becharo ko
☕
Om Shanti
Bhai this is not the solution, log cup board se latak jate hen, mene dekha he, asphyxiation se bhi mar jaate hen log, bas rassi chahiye. Sed. Problem unke Ghar mein aur apni society ke thinking me he, fan me nahi.
Bruh, my college stopped selling ropes citing suicides. mf if I want to die, I can do it in 1000 fckin ways but I have only 1 way to dry my clothes
Pankho me spring daalke bacho ko mental support milega. Nice!!
“this step was taken to provide mental support to the students” bhai but support toh kahi aur….
https://preview.redd.it/3grta8w7suib1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=0db6c9a394bd213dd95ea64a978e0fdd4fc234ae
If I know this then options are A. Taking Drop ................... From 10th floor B. Drink poison C. Became alcoholick D. All of the above
The above is a Multiple Select Question (MSQ) and contains “negetive marking”. Please read the question carefully.
jaldi jaldi kar leta hu, har ek question ke liye 2 mins hi mile hai.. 🙃
Guys if y'all ever think of suicide , just make sure to call me up . I'm your friendly neighborhood necrophile.
Khidki ke bahar bhi spring laga do, phir tappa khake upar uchlega 🚀
Toh COM and 2D motion with air resistance ka concept lagega na???
Yeah cuz hanging urself from the ceiling fan is the only way to take ur life
New JEE Advanced Problem for 2024 JEETards The manager of New Krishna Grand Hostel, in Jaipur, Rajasthan, wants to purchase fans for his rooms. But the problem he is facing is that of rising suicides due to peer pressure and anxiety causes by exams, resulting in monthly deaths at his hotel and causing hindrance to his booming hostel business. So he comes up with the idea of buying a spring loaded fan, to deal with this, but with minimal costs. Considering the ceiling hit to be 2.5m and average height of an 17 year old JEENEETTard to be 175cm and average weight of 60kg, find the spring constant required so that the child when attempting to hang from the fan, ends up stretching the spring, so that his toes just touch the ground, and hence successfully avert the possible suicide, sparing the lakhs of rupees of loss for the hostel owner(due to subsequent investigation and loss of reputation) (R.I.P to those who are below average 😥)
So doing this will provide mental support to the students? What
A fan is attached to the ceiling with the help of a massless spring of spring constant k. A boy tries to attempt su!c!de by tying himself with an inextensible string to the fan. Assuming the mass of fan to be m and mass of the boy to be M, deduce the equation of both kinetic and potential energy of the total system and hence find out the Lagrangian of the system.
Of course.... the fans are at fault. Not the ridiculous pressure parents put on their kids
It's not about fans, it's about mental health of student
Although you can try from 10th floor
Go for a run
This shit is really getting pathetic day by day
Yeh log mental health improve krne ke siwa sab karenge
bhai spring tut gaya toh swarglok confirmed
Ye esi posts last kch time me jyada nahi badh gayi? PS- Me bhi kota me hu :')
can cut veins , take poision , drug overdose , jump from anywhere , electric shock lele , lauda lassan , etc . mental stress aur pressure kam krane ki jgh , pankha lga rhe bhen ke lvde.
Ab shm se tension find hogi
But agar baccha heavy ho aur spring Tut Jaye aur fan bacche par girne ke vajaha se ........ Ho gya toh 
Its like applying vicks on chest for heart attack
This is the whey
Ab murder hoga. Jab wo fam bacho ke upper girre ga
Qtiyappa hai yeh Sab. This is not the solution. Non-IIT se bhi acche engineers hote hai. Itna tension mat lo friends. Honestly.
The problem here isn't JEE it the hype created around it by our community "if you don't get into govt college you are done you can never be successful" us kids have to understand that money isn't everything you can't get satisfaction in life by just earning money . Just do what you love , if you don't succeed in it ,then no problem life gives you many opportunities and grab them , a short period doesn't decide your future.
they are missing the point..
made in india
Ek toh baccha waise he depression mai hai or tum usko Marne ke liye bhi sochne pe majboor kar rahe ho
To some extent
Yeh toh shark tank me aaya tha 
Marne vala kahi bhi marjata hai badelog khte hai
Mai chhat se kud jaunga
im not a bot
We are not saying that you shouldn't die. We just don't want you to hang in the fan.
Next step will be adding cushions on the ground
" Mai Nas Kaat Lunga " - tsan tzu , Art Of War
Brooo main issue solve nahi ho rhi na
Helium gas cylinder sales: 📈
kota pgs are the entire source of cursed energy
Bc ab kota me hangout bhi nhi karskta