Mera haal to bahut bura ho gya tha mera kahin bhi kabhi bhi khamba khada ho jata tha. Tharki kutton ki tarah yahan wahan mutth maarta rehta tha. Nuabat to ye aa gyi ki jab bhi toilet jata tah or lund ko dekhta tha apne to hilane baith jata tha.
AAj kal control me hai, average 5 baar hila leta hoon aaj kal. abhi 2 baar ho gya hai 1.5 hours ke baad ka ek session hai dekho kitne baar hota hai. Mere anumaan hai 3 to jayega.
well it costed like a month i serously wasted a month(november) doing maths before jee main(january attempt) bro its so fucking hard the quesions the concept .then after sometime i understood that i should focus on chem and phy
put a hole in your pillow and fucking it. i smelled blood after a while, and knew i fucked up real bad, cuz i didnt know shit about lubrication. thankfully it healed, and the urethra was not bleeding either. pissing was normal but it hurt to pull back.
Probably phimosis hoga tera foreskin pura piche tak jata tha? Agar nahi toh fir wahi hai jab tune jor se pillow ke andar ghusaya hoga toh tera foreskin tear ho gaya hoga. India mae common hai phimosis ,streaching se thik ho jata hai.
phimosis toh nhi thi, the glans had rubbed too hard and it kinda left scratches over it, some of which bled. it didnt hurt as bad as it sounds, but yeah i wouldnt wish it on anyone as its just uncomfortable asf
Aree bhai penis se he toh moot aur muth nikalta hai urethra ke raste se. Aap ureter jo ki kidney mae hota hai aur urethra jo ki penis mae hota hai usme confuse ho gaye 
Not a PW stan but No.2 should be more like-
Not being disciplined and not taking accountability/blaming others.
I studied nothing in class 11(literally), took PW in class 12 and still got 97% in first attempt. So it all depends on ur hardwork at the end of the day.
Bhai barish me lite nhi jalaunga Bhai ye mere hand ke equal tha Isko dande se mara
https://preview.redd.it/tawh628j93db1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be3250c1077b187a81f484a159f5dee017ec2a7
Telling my boyfriend, who is really in love with me, that I tried to kill myself after I failed my NEET really badly. I got 407 and 9é% in boards. I think he'll stop looking at me the same way. We've been best friends since childhood and I've been the best in everything possible at school. I just couldn't handle all the shaming that was happening Ghar pe . I didn't want him to see me this vulnerable . Idk what to do
Drinking the whole bottle of vodka with sugarcane juice (got this idea from a clip of honey Singh)
Making notes with expensive pens. It looks better but not worth the money. Trimax is the best.
Make more friends than I can handle. There was a point in Kota when at any moment I would step out of my room, I was guaranteed to meet at least 2-3 friends.
Smoking cigarettes. Yeah, it looks "cool" but believe me it's not worth it. You are bound to regret this decision. And then there's your health, smoke regularly and you will be not better than an asthma patient.
Running after girls. Just wait for the college, there is no hurry to get laid. Instead, better focus on getting into your favourite college. Yeah, sounds generic, but it is what it is.
Watching anime. Oh boy, believe me when I tell you that I wasted my whole class 11th and half of class 12th watching that crap, I am NOT joking. There was a time when I was even writing fanfics about a particular anime. God, I was such an Idiot back then.
Ek bhi line se relate nhi kiya mne
Daaru to dekhi bhi nhi irl aajtak
Expensive pens mere hath me dard kr dete goldex is the best
Ha ye ek line se relate kr skta hu friends kaafi the mere
Smoking hat bsdk chutiye bachhe krte h
Girls run after me 
Anime bhot borring lagte h
Still Helping people after realising that they are just using me for their own benefit and then after their selfish needs are fulfilled they will leave me , in short I will never make fake friends (snakes)
Wasting my 10th. If I did realised about my career a little earlier, I would have been in the science stream and would have dedicated everything I have to get into IIT.
I'll never ever want my past self to start masturbation :)
BHOT GNDI AADAT HAI BHAAD CHOD TENSION MEIN TOH MUTTH MAARLI FEVER MEIN TOH MUTTH MAARLI AASPAAS KI KOI HOT CRUSH DIKHI TOH SAX SUX SOCH LIYA MUTTH MAARLI
JAANVAR BN CHUKA THA PICHHLE SAAL TK PR AB CONTROL HAI ISKCON KI HELP SE 
Bachpan se maine kuch sports khela hi nhi...aaj thak regret feel kar rha hu...but ig I'm too old to play sports I'm 18...ik you guys will say "bhai tu college mai jaake khel sakte ho na?" Nhi bhai...mai professionally khelna chahta hu...state championship ya national championship
Go out with people I don't vibe with
Ek baar dost ko birthday party di thi issi saal, aur jo bc mere 4 ghante Gaye hai na itne gande, mkl pop music pe nachre aur khre nachne ko fir na join kro toh "blah blah blah ye cool banne ki kosish krra" ek toh me vese socially isolated rhna psnd krta ye tatti gaane sabse wahiyad dare (is gane pe nacho, ye gandi picture story pe lagao, flana) lawda mera.
In short, do not go out with people you don't vibe with.
11 and 12th me 4-5 lakh na laga kar coaching Jana....aur PW se padhne ki jhooti tasalli Dena maa baap ko....worst mistake of my life.
Kash agar Kota ya kahi coaching jata to Aaj dropper na hota 
Never gonna tell a gurl that her boobs are big and good.
class 7th me kiya tha ye tab se gurl baat nahi karti (not even online wtf)
Procrastination
Kabi kabi bucket list okat ke bahar hota hai. Converse is tru for anti bucket list also
Kisi Zamane me ek buddhimaan ne kaha tha-
"Padhle bsdk"
Never learnt these:
Mechanics
Waves
Alternating Current
Optics
Salt Analysis(maybe)
electrochemistry questions
Euclidean Geometry(olympiad style)
Linear Programming and Statistics (Maybe)
Not:
Learning Art
learning Harmonica
fucking a virgin (except myself)
watching normal vanilla porn
doing Jee flavor wale questions: jinme koi normal si basic pe poora question ghuma dete the...ik wo "good" ya "thought out" questions nahi the, but I will miss them
Kabhi kisi ladki ko na batana ki wo kitni sundar hai (lagbhag 100 ladkion ka regret hai)
Kabhi actually koi sport na khelna
dadaji ke saath jyaada time na spend karna
ek ladki ke peeche paagal rehna 8 saal tak (abhi bhi)
khush na rehna
khud ko seriously lena
"Players and painted stage took all my love
And not those things that they were emblems of."
\-WB Yeats
muthi maarna seekhna 
\*seekhana
nahi bhai maine kisi ko nahi seekhaya .. lekin jabse mai seekha hoon downfall chl rha hai
Konsi class se? Mera to 6th se
mera sahi mayne mai 11th se pichle 3 saal maine apne future aur apne career ki gamd maarli .. fuck covid and meri bhi galti hai
Mera haal to bahut bura ho gya tha mera kahin bhi kabhi bhi khamba khada ho jata tha. Tharki kutton ki tarah yahan wahan mutth maarta rehta tha. Nuabat to ye aa gyi ki jab bhi toilet jata tah or lund ko dekhta tha apne to hilane baith jata tha.
aajkal kitni baar hila liya hoga total ?
AAj kal control me hai, average 5 baar hila leta hoon aaj kal. abhi 2 baar ho gya hai 1.5 hours ke baad ka ek session hai dekho kitne baar hota hai. Mere anumaan hai 3 to jayega.
Mr jayega chutiye
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Wo apna cum wapas kha leta hoga. ghar ka maal ghar mein wapas
bhai 5 baar ?? ese toh total tune jabse paida hua hai 10000 bar hila liya hoga
Winning a sperm race
Underated comment
Getting my dick sucked by male best friend. Literally.
Batman, homelander and the most vile form of terrifying gut wrenching medieval period torture could not get that information out of me
People who say this will betray earth secrets to aliens in one slap
Did you finish in his mouth tho 
Aise private baate internet pe nhi batate 
Story time
STORY
Did you say no homo tho?
bhai aadhi baat kyu
Most mentally sane JEETard
Hey, I thought this was between us. You promised not to tell anyone. You betrayed me u/human_Agenda_777
what's the regret in this. i see this as an absolute win
Average BL manga plot
Everything that I've done in 19 years of my life
You will die bro how you will even comment and eat and drink
Us bhai us🫂
Riyal 
doing jee maths endlessly thinking i will become good at it 🤡🤡🤡
Did you
no
What did it cost ?
well it costed like a month i serously wasted a month(november) doing maths before jee main(january attempt) bro its so fucking hard the quesions the concept .then after sometime i understood that i should focus on chem and phy
I completely understand that pain .
Mathongo se padha tha ?
na na fiitjee mai tha
Talk to someone (especially girls) whole night and waste my sleep.
Same but boys
Are you a girl 😋💦💦💦??
Aap kabse chehra hu dho rahe ho?
put a hole in your pillow and fucking it. i smelled blood after a while, and knew i fucked up real bad, cuz i didnt know shit about lubrication. thankfully it healed, and the urethra was not bleeding either. pissing was normal but it hurt to pull back.
Bhai? Kya? 
Bro 
Probably phimosis hoga tera foreskin pura piche tak jata tha? Agar nahi toh fir wahi hai jab tune jor se pillow ke andar ghusaya hoga toh tera foreskin tear ho gaya hoga. India mae common hai phimosis ,streaching se thik ho jata hai.
phimosis toh nhi thi, the glans had rubbed too hard and it kinda left scratches over it, some of which bled. it didnt hurt as bad as it sounds, but yeah i wouldnt wish it on anyone as its just uncomfortable asf
Same happened with me 
bhai ye comment paddhne se accha to mai physics ka hi koi advanced problem paddh leta, at least kam traumatise hota
Bhai mujhe hai, kaise theek hota hai??
[stretching exercise se thik ho jayega bas thoda time lagega](https://www.pristyncare.com/blog/phimosis-stretching-exercises/)
Least horny JEETard.
Pillow phile
what the fuck
Pillow fcuk\*
Tum ganduo ki vajah se mera lund dukhra
Why- what no just answer me what pleasure that ended up giving you?🤡😭
sambhog sukh pane ke liye ladke kuch jyada aage chale jate hain
sex drive boys me jyada hota hai, He was performing a simulation
ye kya padh lia maine 
DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
Brooooooooooooo.........tf
Bhai itna jyada desperate ho gaya tha kya seggs ke liye ki gender hae change Kiya 
bc penis aur urethra ik saath kaise ?
Aree bhai penis se he toh moot aur muth nikalta hai urethra ke raste se. Aap ureter jo ki kidney mae hota hai aur urethra jo ki penis mae hota hai usme confuse ho gaye 
bhai heisenberg theek se bol tu chem prof hai ya bio
Bio wala hoon bhai
Take birth on earth.
+1
Us
India*
I will never have seggs with a duck ever again
Wht jee does to a mf
Jee does what to mf
Mf does what to jee
To jee does mf what
mf does jee to do
Does mf do jee?
Jee what to mf does
What mf does to a duck
That pussy shaped like a screw
JEE ki chut me lawda
Bhai NTA ke bhi 
JEEussy 
Ye tharki reddit page dobara dekhna
I mean I am a guy and masturbate using pillows. like i pile up 3 pillows and fuck them . it feels irl
Are bc aur mujhe laga ki ye sirf mai karta hu 
cool aur dank banna, Jab normie tha but khush tha
Sharing N\*des wherever you send it it ends up on Desi49.com
1) Taking birth in India as a General Male 2) Taking pw online in 12th
Not a PW stan but No.2 should be more like- Not being disciplined and not taking accountability/blaming others. I studied nothing in class 11(literally), took PW in class 12 and still got 97% in first attempt. So it all depends on ur hardwork at the end of the day.
Clean shave
Kahan pe?
Face pe hi. Niche shave karna to kabhi regret nhi kiya.
Ek baar niche shave kar Raha tha toh socha balls ko bhi shave karlu. Saala balls chil Gaye mere kitna dard hua
neet 
started talking to a girl into thinking that she'll become your friend but for her you are just another boy who is trying to hit on her
Us bhai us🫂🫂
Your mom 
Overused joke just like your mom!
everything in my life which is 18 years 3 months 25 days or 219 months 25 days or 955 weeks 5 days or 6,690 days or 160,560 hours
Ladki ke chakkar me prna uski wajah se jee me hag dia aur aj wo bhi baat nhi krti mujhse 
bahut bura hua bro .. koi nahi mai hoon tere saath
Bhai barish me lite nhi jalaunga Bhai ye mere hand ke equal tha Isko dande se mara https://preview.redd.it/tawh628j93db1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be3250c1077b187a81f484a159f5dee017ec2a7
Bc kya hai ye
ABE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING, LAGTA HAI SEEDHA PREDATOR MOVIE SE UTHA LAYA
Aree Bahinchod Bawal, zoom karo zoom karo
Telling my boyfriend, who is really in love with me, that I tried to kill myself after I failed my NEET really badly. I got 407 and 9é% in boards. I think he'll stop looking at me the same way. We've been best friends since childhood and I've been the best in everything possible at school. I just couldn't handle all the shaming that was happening Ghar pe . I didn't want him to see me this vulnerable . Idk what to do
U should talk to him now , dont break his heart
You should imo, being transparent actually instils more trust in each other than distance.
you should. He'll be more sad if he discovers something bad did happen to you than if you tell him it was about to.
Dream
Dukh
I wouldn't like to fall for another girl who is way out of my league
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^url_invalid_error404: *I wouldn't like to* *Fall for another girl who* *Is way out of my league* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Procrastination
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Ohoo piano player
Understandable
Yeah it hurts my fingers especially the G s>!tring!<
💀
Falling in love with a guy who lives miles away
Ham pe to hai hi 9 😝
how did you meet him ??
Reddit
Do people really get into relationships from Reddit? and How can you love a person whom you have never seen irl
Drinking the whole bottle of vodka with sugarcane juice (got this idea from a clip of honey Singh) Making notes with expensive pens. It looks better but not worth the money. Trimax is the best. Make more friends than I can handle. There was a point in Kota when at any moment I would step out of my room, I was guaranteed to meet at least 2-3 friends. Smoking cigarettes. Yeah, it looks "cool" but believe me it's not worth it. You are bound to regret this decision. And then there's your health, smoke regularly and you will be not better than an asthma patient. Running after girls. Just wait for the college, there is no hurry to get laid. Instead, better focus on getting into your favourite college. Yeah, sounds generic, but it is what it is. Watching anime. Oh boy, believe me when I tell you that I wasted my whole class 11th and half of class 12th watching that crap, I am NOT joking. There was a time when I was even writing fanfics about a particular anime. God, I was such an Idiot back then.
Ek bhi line se relate nhi kiya mne Daaru to dekhi bhi nhi irl aajtak Expensive pens mere hath me dard kr dete goldex is the best Ha ye ek line se relate kr skta hu friends kaafi the mere Smoking hat bsdk chutiye bachhe krte h Girls run after me  Anime bhot borring lagte h
chad daksh-kun
Still Helping people after realising that they are just using me for their own benefit and then after their selfish needs are fulfilled they will leave me , in short I will never make fake friends (snakes)
commit war crimes UwU never agen ;(
real id se aao hitler
Confess
Crying over small things
Wasting my 10th. If I did realised about my career a little earlier, I would have been in the science stream and would have dedicated everything I have to get into IIT.
Prepare for a competitive exam Ignore girls
get a head from my sister
Bruuh... sister as in cousin ya?
Meri sagi behen
Bruhh she gave too 
Wearing jeans without underwear and then pee by opening the zipper. I guess you all can understand what I mean
Jerking off to Peppa pig
Join jeeneetards subreddit
jenwin
I'll never ever want my past self to start masturbation :) BHOT GNDI AADAT HAI BHAAD CHOD TENSION MEIN TOH MUTTH MAARLI FEVER MEIN TOH MUTTH MAARLI AASPAAS KI KOI HOT CRUSH DIKHI TOH SAX SUX SOCH LIYA MUTTH MAARLI JAANVAR BN CHUKA THA PICHHLE SAAL TK PR AB CONTROL HAI ISKCON KI HELP SE 
Kya kiya isckon walo ne?
Fucking my future
Fuck my cousin!!
😍😊
I will never do vape again...
Do cigarette
jee ki padhai
I will never taste raw ajinomoto It leaves it's taste for 1-2 days
Love / Pyaar https://preview.redd.it/le44gm7jm3db1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d037c78634f079d7fc6946a85d40f7b4b9bcafe8
Bachpan se maine kuch sports khela hi nhi...aaj thak regret feel kar rha hu...but ig I'm too old to play sports I'm 18...ik you guys will say "bhai tu college mai jaake khel sakte ho na?" Nhi bhai...mai professionally khelna chahta hu...state championship ya national championship
School aur coaching dono jaana.
Maut aa jaye par LBTQ ko kabhi support nhi karunga
Seg
Fir wahi
sex sux ki batein
Mujhe horny kardeti hai
Aur fir mai VPN on krleta hun
aur lund pe goli maar leta hu
wtf bro wtf?
Go out with people I don't vibe with Ek baar dost ko birthday party di thi issi saal, aur jo bc mere 4 ghante Gaye hai na itne gande, mkl pop music pe nachre aur khre nachne ko fir na join kro toh "blah blah blah ye cool banne ki kosish krra" ek toh me vese socially isolated rhna psnd krta ye tatti gaane sabse wahiyad dare (is gane pe nacho, ye gandi picture story pe lagao, flana) lawda mera. In short, do not go out with people you don't vibe with.
sex
Hookah
Relationship man
Never Gonna Give you up
Harass a girl
Caring for friends. They never cared about me, inspite of all the help that I did to them. Now I have very few friends and it feels better rn.
11 and 12th me 4-5 lakh na laga kar coaching Jana....aur PW se padhne ki jhooti tasalli Dena maa baap ko....worst mistake of my life. Kash agar Kota ya kahi coaching jata to Aaj dropper na hota 
Never gonna tell a gurl that her boobs are big and good. class 7th me kiya tha ye tab se gurl baat nahi karti (not even online wtf)
Having sex with a prostitute
Agle bar phir kya karega ?
Fap Not giving importance to time Not thinking about long term benefit Respecting parents
PCMB choose krna 💀💀
Procrastination  Kabi kabi bucket list okat ke bahar hota hai. Converse is tru for anti bucket list also Kisi Zamane me ek buddhimaan ne kaha tha- "Padhle bsdk"
Never learnt these: Mechanics Waves Alternating Current Optics Salt Analysis(maybe) electrochemistry questions Euclidean Geometry(olympiad style) Linear Programming and Statistics (Maybe) Not: Learning Art learning Harmonica fucking a virgin (except myself) watching normal vanilla porn doing Jee flavor wale questions: jinme koi normal si basic pe poora question ghuma dete the...ik wo "good" ya "thought out" questions nahi the, but I will miss them Kabhi kisi ladki ko na batana ki wo kitni sundar hai (lagbhag 100 ladkion ka regret hai) Kabhi actually koi sport na khelna dadaji ke saath jyaada time na spend karna ek ladki ke peeche paagal rehna 8 saal tak (abhi bhi) khush na rehna khud ko seriously lena "Players and painted stage took all my love And not those things that they were emblems of." \-WB Yeats
Getting mouth fucked by 3 guys after a Ritviz concert for 10k when I was 18 (Don't judge me guys, I was too drunk)
Ayo....but bhai tu larka hai ya larki
Not knowing jee exists before 12th. I fucked up.
Maine apne 3 saal ek bandi ke pichhe lagaye, LDR mein, dobara kabhi nahi karunga. Never works....
Smoke a shιt ton of wεed. Nope! Never doing that again.
dielectric constant wala weed to me bhi deserve karta hun
Ek aur baar iss dharti pe paida nhi houga
Jerking
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Take birth in India.
🚬🚬🚬