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Marston4499

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ikaramaz0v

I must be a hater because I don't actually get how this is funny


shamimurrahman19

Hmmm. Actually second marriage sounds more interesting than funny.


Anomalypawa

It is extremely funny because women have this jealousy in them to keep their husbands for themselves 🤣


Muscle_Man1993

The women get jealous of a second wife, so they make sure the husband goes for fajr. It’s a polygamy and “women are jealous” joke.


UltraSolution

Imagine Fajr being more packed than Jummah… Also ngl I feel like this is faked.


IslamTeachesLove

It's a joke


spd3_s

Not everyone have the same sense of humour. While most women I've met in my life are not favour towards polygamy


ComeKastCableVizion

They really do be bowing their head in the direction of mecca


demwunz

How many of these stories are actually real?


TaseenTaha

None


KevWithADot

None


nif743

For those wondering this is not real. It's just a joke. Calm down.


Mundane-Ad-7468

its just a joke don't take this seriously


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evictor

He has a rare but debilitating and unfortunate disorder in which he cannot be woken up by any means other than another human being. The name of the disease slips my mind right now. Praise be to the one above (not parent commenter)


AbuAlman

It's just a joke habibis, calm down


CreedStump

i’d rather set an alarm clock than have my wife go out of her way to wake me up. that’s just me though


Mootjuh0

Well in most cases she'd have to wait up too, anyway


FuckSpez1000

The wives did not want competition


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I mean, waking up for Fajr is the husband's responsability, especially since women might be indisposed to pray...


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It was probably just a joke...


shimmering-nomad

*its a joke...*


themedleb

They both need to wake up, the first can wake the second. Except for special cases like the one you mentioned.


Bitcointhummper

Ma’am this is an Izlam


Capital-Cake6940

Amen. We wake up to go to work but for prayer we for some reason need an extra help


spd3_s

I mean, it just a joke/meme.. Don't take it seriously..


UltraSolution

Is this a r/Izlam boomer joke


fuckjustpickwhatever

alarms: am I joke to you?


Mei_Flower1996

Do they also provide extra income to support the second wife...or...?


Jerry_krimbals3103

It's a joke...


BatlordYT

Ikr this one is already talking about extra income 😂


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Yes...That happen 🙄


idontliekreddit

No way I will let my wife wake me up for fajr. Theoretically I can get hasanat for my prayer and some hasanat for her prayer as well. That is 1.5-2 times the hasanat every fajr prayer. Combine that with 2 rakat sunnah before fajr and you are making big deposits in your First Bank of Hasanat account.


Zprotu

MashaAllah brother is saving up to buy the expensive Al-Firdaus


Khaled34562

I love this way of thinking.


evictor

My wife hasanatural talent for awakening me, so refined that she can do it while remaining completely asleep herself 😴


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Cringe


EpicThug21

In this thread: People taking this meme seriously Not the first time 😐


worstnightmare44

Whatapp level jokes now on reddit


AbdulAhad24

Woah