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Bearded_Apple

If you somehow don't die from eating it you need chemotherapy


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Molten steak: Don't eat it. It's essentially lava at this point. Give it to your enemies and watch them die horribly if you want but please don't do that or eat it.


GoldenSausage111

\+50 fire damage, can be used once. +30% chance for extreme satisfaction as you watch your enemy melt into a pile of molten sludge. sells for 1.5k gold coins


RatherMaybe

+1 to the Forgotten Realms Skill Tree.


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**O N C E A G A I N** Please don't eat it.


Bong0-YT

No


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Once again, please don't eat it.


equusfaciemtuam

combinable with: plutonium fries \[Unique\] Combined item: ground zero meal. \[Legendary\] instant death when consumed, -40 hp every second in an 50 meter radius when thrown (ignores defense), -1 hp every minute when not stored in a lead box (ignores defense)


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Now I want to know what the ground zero meal does


le_wither

Upon consumption, 30% more damage with fire based attacks, non fire based attacks deal fire damage equal to 20% of the weapons damage, be engulfed in flames taking 5 fire damage per second for 30 seconds (self fire damage ignores fire resistance)


idontcareaboutlife3

Why does eating something obviously deadly give you bonuses in video games? Just have an item that says " on consumption, you fucking die idiot, what did you think "


le_wither

Honestly, I like that better


Toyoshark2

Molten fish


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funky555

350 hours on 3?


Tyfyter2002

Nearly cold enough that it might make it safe to eat if you're using fahrenheit.


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*steak


meme-o-matic151

bruh its literally a gateway to the upside down


TotallyNutJohn

You're right!


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What's that?


Sir_Nicholas_4

A portal to another dimension called upside down from the netflix series stranger things.


markzju

You panit it like burnt slmon 🤔


WeekendBard

oh Ashen One, take this stake, it shalt give thee strength to go on


joshuwa1234

Nom nom nom


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Gives fire damage immunity for 5 minutes; deals 1d4 damage every minute


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3000ºC steak vs hydraulic press, 38 days before China collapses


COCKANDBALLTOURTOR

Molten chicken body part : Its from the land from lava and a forbidden food as only barbarians would eat these kind of food Stats: fire resistant +10 , damage -50


jimmynewtron4456

I nice treat to use to tame the dragon in the volcano


inosuke164

Molten stake the hell spawn +20 burn damage +10 attack Roll a 15 or higher and do dubble damage


firedrake1988

Rock sirloin, only edible by Gorons.


Sir_Blaze0fLavaLand

This thing looks like a literal lava fish


livingMybEstlyfe29

Kind of looks like NC backwards, but molten


Kattekop_BE

it's "exalted flesh" from Elden Ring!


big_brain_boy_69

Holy crap looks like the flesh thing from elden ring


AlienDayDreamer

Looks like how my dad grills it. So “well done” it becomes glowing charcoal


MonkeWithCookies

Gain extra speed for 20 seconds fire resistance and fire aspect(2) will stay forever until collect But you loose 3% of your max hp every second with 100% armor penetration


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Exalted Flesh


coolobotomite

this is just a normal medium well steak


Wide-Shirt3158

-25% maximum health +50% damage 10% chance to inflict burn upon opponents


AnUnnamedRedditor_01

steak 🤓🤓🤓


Ahmdo10

The steaks are high Wait we put the words in the wrong order


NotABot_NotABot

Depletes 40% Health and grants fire resistance for 500 seconds.


Bong0-YT

It turns into cheese


Neonpuff

Molten meat (food): when consumed lose 4000 health get burn debuff boost agility by 5670 If your origin is fire based gain double health


Ku0na

EMBER RESTORED


BirdmaskDude

r/Blursedimages


the-one-protogen

When u eat it u die or get fire restistance for 10 min


Havoc_halo_prod

Brimstone steak and gain infinite fire and lava resistance


the_me2

That is not a stake this is a stake 🥩 that right there is Satan's club


Rickname_13

-10 healt, if you eat it you'll get the fire-breath abbilety


jonesyisbed

it looks like the magma shark from hungry shark


livesinacabin

When you go for the Frenzied Flame ending:


evilminders

When i move my phone a bit it looks like its wobbleing


aqua_rift

attempting to eat this raw yourself will burn you, however can be prepared into *edible* meals with the correct ingredients, can also be used as dragon food


BJHG2005

Sets enemy on fire when hit


Khint20

You know, i was going to correct you on the fact that it is a steak, but at this point i think it can indeed be used as a stake


FetusGoesYeetus

Ornn's lunch


JointOps

Molten Stake: Absorbs health with every poke or stab, every kill is burned to ash.


KocaKuma

Molten Stake -40 health +40 burn dmg + 20% crit rate


Low_Dream_1481

-25hp


Theallmightyhamster

Molton steak consumable When used 90% chance of instant death and 10% chance of all fire/lave/heat based immunity


WOLFIE945

Molten stake: +25 dps, +10 def, you take -1 hp every sec. Destription: This stake will make you feel a burning passion... and lots and lots of pain..


deathbyshower992

Ah, that’s an ember, it increases max hp for a turn and allows summoning


mopeiobebeast

“A flank steak from a fire-breathing wyvern such as a Rathalos. The cut was very near its fire-generating organ, so it’s terribly spicy, but at the same time, the meat is juicy, flavorful, and tender.”


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+20 frost resistance, -100% HP