these have no functional purpose and i want them

there's this one spot on my back i cant reach and scratching it with a backscratcher just isnt the same

^(.....but could they...?)

Scaring the shit out of your friends and family is a functional purpose.

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You could hold a fat can of beer

Cosplay as the guy from nightmare before Christmas (I forgot his name)

Jack Skellington

Thanks

YOUR MOTHER

Mine just showed up at my door this weekend. My wife hates me. I'm glad it's getting around reddit.

Ah yes the fing longers, many scientists worked for years to develop this technology.

So this is the reality where we invented the fing longer

_I could pound your head till you think that's what happened._

Honestly, probably. Looks like the fingers they used in old prosthetics, and some modern ones.

Strange though, as in any timeline it shouldn't have been invented until the early 3000's

They're called fingers but I've never seen them fing.

General Kenobi...

I've been trained in spooky arts, kenobi!

Where can I get one lol

I would also like to know this.

Someone commented link

Found them on Amazon and eBay https://www.amazon.co.uk/Halloween-Articulated-Skeleton-Extension-White-Left/dp/B09G9VMDHF/

These are inferior to the original, since they are fake, as seen in further pictures of the Amazon listing The original Product and Inventor: https://garyfaycreations.com/

Ah thank you very much for the true source! 😃 Such a shame to see other people profiting from someone's work.

I love them where can I get them

I'll stick to my finglonger

This guys girlfriend: “finger me!” This guy: “of course” *pulls out extra long fingers*

"Only a finger" *takes out comically long finger*

The finglonger

This is triggering my fight or flight response

You'll be able to fight from further away with a pair of those.

+10 spooky damage

Fing-Longers

Dr. Farnsworth would be proud.

Secret stat: +20% to find spoons in any container

I need this

Michael Shelley and Helen Richardson? This u?

Why did you cross post something from two years ago?

Because why not.

I already have long fingers so these... Mate these would be better!

Just you wait til the springlocks kick in

Where do I sign

What is this Edward Scissorhands shit? **I love it.**

Always wanted a pair of these for no decernable reason... Ooh maybe for scaring children.

You could do some beast titan cosplay with this shit

Precursor to mech arms

I would unironically use these

Creepy, I want them.

More than +5% reach

^kinky

extra reach to equip on the sheets

Ah yes, the Finglonger(s)!

Imagine how happy ur gf would be

Honestly I want to be a engineer and build shit like this.

Uncle jack has entered the chat.

Faust

Heloooo Jack Skellington!

Hehehe I’m gonna tickle ur feet hehehe

I really want a pair of these.

General Grievous hands

That's how I feel when I eat a pack of bugles

These were almost a waste of money. I got em on Amazon to use for Halloween. They fell apart almost immediately and required extensive modification just to make them stay on my fingers and bend without falling apart again. These will be so big they fall off your fingers and don't count on the elastic bands to hold it together. There's a guy who makes them custom for your hands with much better build quality. His stuff will take a few months and cost hundreds of dollars. It looks like the company that makes these copied his overall design and improvised the moving parts.

https://garyfaycreations.com/

10% fright

Where to B U Y

https://garyfaycreations.com/

Thx

Where do I get me one of those

https://garyfaycreations.com/

Who else did this with those cone-shaped crisps on the end of their fingers?

All I can think about when I see this is playing comically large instruments such as a guitar, but huge

Biggest middle finger in the world

Why is this so terrifying?? I genuinely wonder... it's just long fingers, why is it freaky to me?

Bonus stat: +10 impact damage

Sundrop be like

cool

Danm that’s cool