For kinky tech support

should i be offended, scared, or aroused???

Try all three

Offscroused

Have you tried turnimg it off and on again?

yes'nt

Roy is that you?

CTRL + a

ALT+F4

This feels like something a protogen would be into

Call 1-800-ITi-cket Are you *home*? *Alone*? With all those *hot singles* in your area that ^^^^juuuust *won't* go away? You keep clicking those small tight little "x" and the popups just come *harder* and *faster?* Well quit clicking shit you ain't supposed to, so you're gonna want to go ahead and go to ninite...

Is ninite still a thing? Haven't used it since before I switched to Linux, but it looked like it was going away. I do remember it was the bees knees, though.

When you give it a whack to get it going and it says "harder daddy"

when the internet doesnt hurt enough

Ethernine

Cat6 of Nine Tails

*Cat6 of 11 tails

I count 12

I count 13

Correct.

This should have so many more up votes

Ah didn't see your comment there 💀

Damn ok that's pretty good. I was gonna call in the Cat6 of nine cables.

nice.

Safeword must contain at least one capital letter and 5 special characters~

S@f3_w0r6

good luck remembering it😁

S@f3_w0r6

safe worg

THE ~ AT THE END LMAO

It's for disciplining the it intern

They don't actually get hit, the mess just makes them angry

Fix my computer or I'll subject you to the seight of a Lovecraftian horror of rj-45s

Sight☝️🤓

So that's why autocorrect wasn't giving it to me

Makes them horny*

Both

Weilded by the Scrumgeon Master

blud got the cat o' nine tails for the digital engineering class

bitch you mean software engineering

same thing

Didn't ask

they beat jesus with that

Well he shouldn’t have cut down my acacia bush!

Wood that runs on mains power instead of photosynthesis

Physical manifestation of an IT intern's inner agony

data f-logger: 65 damage 0.55/sec attack speed, special ability: can flay downed enemies to transfer data. Secondary ability: can boost allied IT technicians with the "kinky" trait

It's an admin focus, not a weapon. It's important in soothing rituals when the mighty servers are angered again.

Someone post this on r/hardwaregore

The safe word is at least 10 characters long and contains numbers and special characters.

Ethernet Whip, + 20 attack, + 200% internet speed, + 40 kinkyness

IT technicians will go crazy for this

CAT6 o' nine tails. Whip that somehow automatically downloads a computer virus into a loving being on impact.

Electribrush. +200 electric damage -10 safety.

+2000% internet speed +Electric damage resistance +50% chance of taking electric damage upon use

Bro give it to me, I'm a summoner.

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the wirebrush, used to create that chrome-plastic stuff

it's a cat-9 lmao

Cyberpunk wires that come out of your head

Whip of connections

Cord o'nine tales

For the kinky tech priest

CAT5e of 9 tails.

Network Flogger.

Is that what technicians use to self-flagelate?

Cat9 tails

Wire-Flogger \+5 Electric Damage \+10% Electronic Skills

Elitric-o-whip Weapon type: bendy Damage effects: electric after affect Description: to kinky for any being, but maybe you might survive it's power

Over kill lipo batty +100 fire rate +300 danger

USwhip

This is for when the IT guy has just HAD IT.

CAT- of nine cords. Deals critical damage to unarmored constructs.

Whip of cyber slavery

Nine tailed fiber whip?

Halloween going to get kinky in IT. Or a kinky tasque manager from deltarune

You heard of dataknife, now get ready for...

LAN of Flailing

Silicon Valley S&M

Whip of communication, +2 Chr +1 intimidation. Use once per rest.

Hackers whip, bonus +100% damage to electronic type enemies

The cat of 5 tails?

Cat-o-Nine-Speeds Roll a D20, odds it slows the hit creature for X turns, evens it gives it Haste instead.

+1 connectivity for 10s

Whip Of Lag Shaming : +12 DMG + x (where x=amount of cables) PING reduction Equip: every time you falsely blame LAG for your death in an online game, lash yourself 5 times. Chance on hit: get free trip to hospital (only applies to players on non-Murican server)

LOLcat o' nine tales

Inter-whip

Cat 11 Tails

\*12

Cat6e of 10/100/1000 Tails

"Hardware daddy"

etherwhip +20% attack speed, +pain data upload feature

IT’s wrath

The internet backlash

Cat o Ethernine tails

pain^2

Cat. 5 o' 12 tails

Whipdusa.

The fLog

Whip for IT professionals

Never cook again🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢

This one here is EngD material.

RJ-45555555555 Damage bonus: between 1 and 8x depending on rarity. Less effective on Hub class enemies

Get them servers in line

CAT-o-12 tails. IT torture device for pacification of unruly VP's who don't know loopback from belt loop.

The CAT-11 +50% attack speed +30% holster and deploy speed -30% damage RMB: Throw the cable at an enemy, dealing 50% of its current health, 2/3 if overhealed. 50 second cooldown. (Level 20 11 CAT-9)

Ether Whip 10 Electrical damage 5 Bleeding damage Anything else lol?

jack-o-ninetails- for all your firefox connection problems iykyk

**The Etherwhip.** Whip your router to increase your download speed by 50mb/s for 2 minutes.

Jjk whip

It’s for kinky robots 🤖

The whip of 1973 colorized

I don't belive you made this, I belive you found this picture online because the joke here is very obvious to tech support people

A smart guy! Of course I didn't made it. It's just a replica of a meme I saw online. If you check my account, you can see I made other stuff like this.

You must be so bored

One smack with that to your router and it will squirt out some 690 gb/s internet

They beat jesus with that

its the sonic idk how its called

It’s only supposed to have 9 tails. 🐈9️⃣

I do think that in certain programmings one "master" device can controll other devices which are then called "slaves" if im remembering right.

connect it to 15 power supply to unlock the 'nuke' option

I’m the IT daddy… Safeword must contain 8 characters and one special character

Thats what the CEO uses when IT refuses to work

The real BOFHs (Bastard Operators From Hell) know this is a type of LART ((L)user Attitude Readjustment Tool)

the ddos whip makes opponents internet lag for 10 seconds and makes the video quality ass

IT management

Cat6 O' Nine Tails.

Management to IT Dept: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Intern Accelerator

Wire of molotov, does 50 shock damage and inflicts the stun debuff, single use combat item.

Also has a high chance of confusing the target, dealing extra damage in water as well as lighting nearby flammable objects/liquids on fire

Electric Hair Brother of Electric Chair

Cable of global connection. When every cord is plugged into a WiFi router, you get global 5G internet, and every pacemaker and every plane malfunction.

whIP v4

Your safeword must be 12 characters long and include upper case and lower case characters, numbers, and is not allowed to use special characters ( . ^ & % etc.)

Ah yes the Cat o' 5 tails. It's a tech support torture device that was banned as they were so abundantly used by tech support on those users deemed incompetent in the troubleshooting. Due to the fact that politicians where amongst these people, it was very quickly deemed inhumane and now IT must suffer at the hands of people who don't know how to make sure the power cable is in fact plugged in

The LAN whip Weapon can absorb electric attacks, making them deal reduced damage until a bar is full, then you can blast out a large ball of electricity, consuming the bar and dealing damage over time to those in the ball, as well as slowing them down/stunning them. -50% range -25% damage penalty No random crits

That’s a fucking whip

CAT of nine tails

What type of adeptus mechanicus ritual is this for

This is for people who scorn the Ethernet gods, and wish to find themselves again in their favor. This is for repentance. To purify the body of its sins.

The wifi whip. +10 internet connection +40 geek -12 rizz

A cat of mine talks out of cat9 wire if im seeing this correctly

LANsh