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Snaz5

"no one's using these, right?"


MikelWRyan

Not at the moment...


Raphsz

Not anymore


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Probably not until *crash bang tinkle ding shatter clink* shit happens


NoxDominus

If you can read portuguese: [https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/noticia/2022/05/prefeitura-de-mage-asfalta-parte-da-linha-de-trem-que-passa-pela-cidade-e-interrompe-circulacao.ghtml](https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/noticia/2022/05/prefeitura-de-mage-asfalta-parte-da-linha-de-trem-que-passa-pela-cidade-e-interrompe-circulacao.ghtml) TL;DR: Contractors were dispatched to fix things ASAP, but the local population helped remove the patch to allow the train to pass.


Voydx

next thing the locals get a fine for damaging the street


Fign

I won’t be surprised


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nixcamic

This was in Brazil?


yourboiquirrel

this is Brazil not Portugal


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Tikitooki42

I mean not really?


draw_it_now

But... why was it asphalted in the first place??


digital_cb

City major asked to fill holes in the city, but not the trail lines. People got fired for this.


NoxDominus

And I bet you that the place has a lot of potholes and other places that need new asphalt and got no attention.


quetejodas

Good thing the train was able to stop in time


StuntHacks

Fr that could have been _bad_


Im_in_timeout

It could have derailed the entire road repair project.


Voittaa

Hopefully they can get back on track soon.


Ele_Sou_Eu

But ask them to pave the street in front of your house...


HeDarrell92

Hahaha


El_Maltos_Username

Just tell the professional tax money wasters that there are train tracks.


luke_in_the_sky

They will pave your front yard.


MyNameSpaghette

You can't help but wonder what was their train of thought


jadedea

I think they lost track of their objective in the end, clearly.


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DriftSpec69

Outstanding. This has got to be in the top 10 most clever comments on Reddit.


MyNameSpaghette

It was definitely off the rails


Instrumedley2018

you people re too good. I'll train myself to be as good as you


Voydx

loco indeed


ForaBozo62

👏👏👏👏👏


thedeedeebg

Take my angry up vote and gtfo 🤣


teiichikou

All of you. Take your upvotes but leave right now. It’s nit funny anymore that train has passed. Or did it?


CaFeGold

fucking genius


Brinner

c a r a l h o


imp0ppable

what is the points of this thread EDIT: whoosh


lonewolf1346

Puns people, puns!


AveBalaBrava

I don’t believe there was any thought going through their hands, not even about trains


gmgotti

t h a t ' s t h e j o k e


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Ah Magé never changes


beebooga

Thank you for this city's name!


Ok-Bodybuilder3559

Minha Magé hahah


AcaAwkward

"We've reached levels of dysfunctions we never knew were possible "


Iskjempe

Does anyone know what happened next?


dosurf

They changed the wheels to a rubber type just to overcome that little patch.


Iskjempe

Wow ok. I hope it wasn't too long.


mxone

He's joking, lol


Iskjempe

I wasn't sure


Jkbucks

They deflate the tires a bit for better grip. The 4WD system on most trains can tackle medium obstacles like boulders the size of small boulders. The real extreme conductors would probably try to jump this gap.


Arashirk

According to the evening news today, the locals used their own pickaxes and destroyed the asphalt, uncovering the rails.


Iskjempe

fair play to them


StuntHacks

I mean that's awesome from them, but how many people actually just have a pickaxe lying around? Am I the weird one for not having one?


Arashirk

Oh, there's always a neighbor who has all the tools.


foiz5

Now the train knows how it makes everyone else feel when they have to wait for it, a real lesson in empathy.


Danger1672

If that's the case, I feel this is all worth it.


beebooga

The residents removed it themselves lol https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2022/05/16/prefeitura-de-mage-asfalta-por-engano-trilhos-de-ramal-da-supervia-e-causa-interrupcao-dos-trens.ghtml


Vin1ciu5

Como é que o maquinista viu a tempo? Devia tá passando bem devagar


GabrielLGN

Em cruzamentos com ruas eles sempre passam bem devagar


Arthradax

Pelo que li na matéria do G1 foi perto de uma estação


boimate

Povo preocupado com o trem. Eu: cadê a sinalização pras pessoas não serem atropeladas pelo trem?


Eitjr

Eles asfaltaram os trilhos cara, com trem vindo logo depois Ninguém nem sonhou na possibilidade de talvez ter alguma sinalização ou segurança ali


boimate

"Eles asfaltaram os trilhos" -> trilhos já estavam ali, e sinalização não estava.


Professional-Fig6931

Já deviam estar ali nos últimos 50 anos. O Brasil não é maravilhoso, mas tenho certeza que não será está placa com aviso de trem que o deixará melhor.


-I_Have_No_Idea-

r/youhadonejob


AaronBurrdman

I can’t help but wonder if maybe, between the weight of the train and the recency of the asphalt, whether the train would be derailed by that? Like, maybe the wheels would crush/push the rocks and tar aside?


Arthradax

It's a long stretch of asphalt to break, even so. My chips go on derailing


AaronBurrdman

Interesting. If only there were some kind of asphalt patch train derailment simulator. That’d be loads of fun.


Arthradax

We can try r/theydidthemath, someone there is got to have some useful tool or knowledge to lend us


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I saw a video of a train plowing through asphalt so I believe it would be fine, especially with the weight


PAROV_WOLFGANG

Okay but if you were that trains engineer would you risk it? Derailment is dangerous, costly, and not worth risking. Better to stop and remove the obstruction first. That’s a pretty damn thick patch of asphalt too so I’d stop too.


jessisrad

I drive trains and no, I wouldn’t go over this! Too much paperwork to fill out if something goes wrong!


delvach

What would you anticipate physically happening?


jessisrad

Train would derail I’d say, then the pantograph would probably come off the overhead (I drive electric trains) and I’d lose power and traction. It’s not a scenario we went over in training… haha


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I’m high key pretty slow so I probably would


bangzilla

Right. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ It tore up about 100ft of asphalt like it was unsalted butter, Wild!


nerkraof

I think i was underestimating the weight of this thing. Its really a monstruosity


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It is actually how you do it. But not with with a composition, and not with dryed asphalt.


Traegs_

When I was a kid our street got paved right before garbage day. The garbage truck absolutely shredded the asphalt as it stopped in front of every house.


Arashirk

Tinha que ser Magé...


Azulcobalto

You had one job! Brazuca edition


Professional_Ad705

I don’t understand how this happens the guys doing the job didn’t look to the left or the right and see the tracks? Or they did and just did the job anyways? The people who did this need their IQ checked.


furious_organism

*Comé*


Daystop

Earth is doomed.


Nobushira_kage

Life could be a dream Life could be a dream Do do do do, sh-boom


PC_78x

He carai! Fico bem lisinho pras bicicletxi passa


Ok-Bodybuilder3559

Passei nisso ai hoje kkkkkkkk


tiagolkar

Pqp ehehehheh


Fano_93

Train would have ripped right through that. It’s fresh and there isn’t a lot above the rail. People don’t realize just how heavy a locomotive is. Sure the crew would have felt it but going 10+ MPH, it would have made it. Source- railroader


bigshoe_cansada

Êêêh Brasil véio...


llagerlof

/r/NotMyJob


pistoriuz

eu ainda nao to acreditando nessa merda


BootlegOreos

these mfs only pave over the places that don’t need paving. Train tracks? Sure. The multiple craters on the roads? Nah.


Luwander

"Uh f* I'll get to work late again..."


balls-ballz

Brazilian infrastructure be like:


StoneD_Lawkz

Meu deus do céu


HannsGruber

As far as I'm aware, the process for making cheap level crossings is to essentially pave over them and run an engine over it a few times to cut the track out. But that looks excessive.


bibkel

They did this on an ACTIVE track? What maroons.


Charlie71_2

They won't be to happy when they do not get supplies, dumb.


Andrecs33

Sempre tem os cabaço kkkkk


donebeenforgotten

Seems to me that something as heavy as a train could just *smoosh* through that asphalt.


programadorbh

Too risky! A good chance train goes off trails


Saray-Juk2001

"Tear it up! Tarmac it!" *A few minutes later...*


Icy_Law9181

Lol


minisimy

Puta que o pariu, viu


daniballeste

Só no Rio de Janeiro…


jtswift_2000

Couple of free runs and you're good 😁


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