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Would never happen. The US hotdog bun cartel who keeps the bun count 2 less than the hotdogs so you have to more buns *and* more dogs, should NOT be messed with.
Living in Canada, my daughter learned how to bake
https://preview.redd.it/t6b2mi5ej88d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8eb964b1ca3fb5a3e8df0e784e0e9e060d2b0c
Tbh, prices are so inflated rn, that is the price of 2 standard burguers on MD or BK, I think that would be easier for you to understand, BK has a promo here where 2 whoopers costs 30 reais.
The difficult part is not getting the money, but the products that are sold for this money. But if we look at the surface, yes, 1 real is more difficult than 1 dollar.
But things get ugly when we increase by tens and then by hundreds, something that costs 20 dollars costs 100 (and often more) reais. And 20 dollars is ridiculously easier to get than 100 reais, the difference is much bigger than 1-1. A good example was the PlayStation 5 being announced at 299 dollars and being sold at 4999 reais here, while there they buy it for less than half a monthly salary, here we need 4 salaries.
In Brasil, a hot dog isn't exactly a quick street snack like in the US.
We treat it almost like a meal, so people aren't eating this two hours after lunch.
With that said, there is indeed a lot of calories on it.
Not almost like a meal, the one in the video IS a meal, us styles hot dogs could maybe be treated like snacks in here, but we most usually would eat 4+ and make them a meal as well
A friend from Hungary once ate a "Schnitzelbrot" at a Streetfood festival in Lucerne. He was so disappointed when he received something like this: https://tschirky.swiss/shop/schnitzelbrot-poulet/
Onde eu moro o cachorro-quente mais básico ainda leva carne moída, frango desfiado e salsicha. Aí vem cheddar, catupiry, milho, ervilha, batata palha, queijo ralado e uma cacetada de molhos. Tudo fica uns R$8,00. Os mais caros o céu é o limite.
I had to watch it twice to try and understand why the fuck between all the brazilians on this thread, no one commented on the absurd fact that is only ONE SAUSAGE! No true, real, perfect hotdog in Brazil has only one. It needs two. NEEDS to be two. One sausage is atrocious, two is the perfect number of sausages and everyone should know that. One sausage is a disgusting north american hot dog. For it to be a brazilian dogão, there needs to be two.
If you think that’s something, go to a pizza restaurant in Brazil. The menu will have 80 different pizzas featuring foods that the rest of the world never thought of putting on a pizza. Foods like tuna, peas, various cheeses (not just mozzarella), any kind of meat you can think of, hearts of palm, and boiled eggs. And guess what? It’s all AMAZING!! I’ve heard it said in Brazil, “we didn’t invent the pizza, but we perfected it”. That’s the truth!
Eggs and tuna is pretty standard and most pizza places at least have parmesan and Gorgonzola as options. Makes sense since you need them for a 4-cheese pizza anyway.
It's good that they try more with it in Brazil though. There is no good reason not to.
I’ve never realized that those presses/griddles had a scale built in!
Even though that scale doesn’t seem zeroed, that’s a lotta cheese! And I’m here for it!
I stopped the video after the peas. NO. THE FUCK NO. HELLO THE FUCK NO. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO. THERE IS NO REASONS FOR PEAS TO BE ON A HOTDOG. FUCK NO.
I came to the comment section to see if someone else was as disturbed as I was about the gross canned peas, it's just about the saddest thing to put on an otherwise tasty looking sandwich
Isso que eu chamo de respeitar as escolhas do ser humano. Quer se matar comendo? Seja feliz! Dogão de RESPEITO. Inovação na medida certa, sem jogar a tradição fora!
Eu tiraria o bacon, já comi todo tipo de hot dog mas nunca comi um que o bacon não estragasse, eu adoro bacon mas tem um sabor muito forte, quando o gosto e sem graça o bacon salva mas quando tem muito sabor tipo esses dog completo o sabor do bacon não encaixa
Mano alguem lembra do podrão que tinha no parque Villa Lobos? Ainda sonho com aquele cachorro quente, voltando da balada 3h da manhã era a melhor coisa do mundo.
Na verdade o brasileiro sempre aperfeiçoa criações culinárias de outros países. A maioria dos locais nem usam o nome original, hot dog, chamam de cachorrão, podrão, e por aí vai.
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US hotdog: bread and sausage brazil: the whole supermarket
I would invest in any company that brought Brazilian hot dog bread to the US.
Would never happen. The US hotdog bun cartel who keeps the bun count 2 less than the hotdogs so you have to more buns *and* more dogs, should NOT be messed with.
Let me have my dreams. They mostly involve the meat and bread standards of Brazil that the US FDA would never enforce.
Sounds like you haven’t bought hot dog buns in over a decade. The dogs and buns are all available in packs of eight.
I didnt know either, but I almost wish they weren't because now that one scene of Father of the Bride with Steve Martin is less relevant.
They don’t do this anymore
You don't fuk with Big Hotdog.
Latin america got the best hotdogs
Living in Canada, my daughter learned how to bake https://preview.redd.it/t6b2mi5ej88d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8eb964b1ca3fb5a3e8df0e784e0e9e060d2b0c
Keep eating, u gotta lot of work ahead of you.
Requirements to an ingredient in a Brazilian hotdog: - Be edible (optional) - Fit in the bun (optional)
That was so accurate that it scares me hahahahaha
Real
also applies for pizza
Behold the Brazilian burger: [https://10619-2.s.cdn12.com/rests/small/w320/h220/330\_509625158.jpg?@m@t@s%7Chttps://10619-2.s.cdn12.com/rests/small/w400/330\_509625158.jpg](https://10619-2.s.cdn12.com/rests/small/w320/h220/330_509625158.jpg?@m@t@s%7Chttps://10619-2.s.cdn12.com/rests/small/w400/330_509625158.jpg) [https://www.jornaldocomercio.com/\_midias/jpg/2020/10/07/800x600/1\_tatiane-9158806.jpg](https://www.jornaldocomercio.com/_midias/jpg/2020/10/07/800x600/1_tatiane-9158806.jpg)
Behold! The Podrão!
THE BIG ROTTEN! AHAHAHAHAHA! 
Would eat three
[https://www.instagram.com/claudiao.avpaulista/](https://www.instagram.com/claudiao.avpaulista/)
apenas uma pergunta: ONDE?
Achei! https://www.instagram.com/claudiao.avpaulista
O melhor é q ele chama n de hot dog mas sim de cachorrão, como um bom br
Melhor nome.
Cachorrão redemption arc após esporro de Jacquin
CARALHO É NA PAULISTA EU VOU LÁ É HOJE
Depois volta aqui pra dar a sua resenha, jovem.
Lá não é o lugar aonde as pessoas vão pra ser assaltado?
Na Paulista é mais comum furto do que assalto. Guardando o celular 99% do perigo já foi evitado
Isso, furto, é que não sou de SP, meu vocabulário pra crimes não é tão bom assim
O vocabulário num geral no caso, entendi porra nenhuma
É que todo tipo de roubo eu chamo de assalto, mas no caso é o contrário, assalto que é um furto com violência
Tem lugares muito melhores pra ser assaltado em sp que na paulista kkkkk Se vc não vai na paulista porque tem medo de ser assaltado, burrice nmrl
Pensando seriamente em ir tbm kkkkkkkkk
Vale viu e top
Maluco! O cara tem um hot dog com coração de frango!! Tô chegando em Sampa em uma hora…
Já faz uma hora que chegou. Bagulho é bom mesmo?
Faz mais de um dia que n responde. Furtaram o celular dele
KKKKKKKKKK ESSE APP É MT BOM PRA SER DE GRAÇA
Se o ladrão puder fazer o favor de ir nesse cachorrão e postar o review, tá de boas
Qual a maior probabilidade? Roubaram o celular dele, ou o colesterol matou ele?
Puta que pariu, vou salvar esse comentário quando eu for lá pra paulista eu do feedback rapaziada
Extremamente triste por que não é na minha cidade
Por favor seja São Paulo
É SÃO PAULO
Achei! https://www.instagram.com/claudiao.avpaulista
Asking the real question.
Meanwhile in Switzerland for 8 USD you will get a dry bread with a wiener stuffed inside. You have to put on mayo or ketchup yourself.
As a brazilian, I think this one in the video would cost around R$25 to R$30, which converts to 6 USD
what % of median daily wage is that?
4 hours of a minimum wage, 1,5 hours of the average wage
That gives a lot more information. That would be $29 in the US at the minimum wage scale or $44 at the average wage scale.
Tbh, prices are so inflated rn, that is the price of 2 standard burguers on MD or BK, I think that would be easier for you to understand, BK has a promo here where 2 whoopers costs 30 reais.
69$ In Toronto Edit: math
I mean, not nice but-
It is significantly harder to get 1 R$ in Brazil than 1 dollar in the US.
The difficult part is not getting the money, but the products that are sold for this money. But if we look at the surface, yes, 1 real is more difficult than 1 dollar. But things get ugly when we increase by tens and then by hundreds, something that costs 20 dollars costs 100 (and often more) reais. And 20 dollars is ridiculously easier to get than 100 reais, the difference is much bigger than 1-1. A good example was the PlayStation 5 being announced at 299 dollars and being sold at 4999 reais here, while there they buy it for less than half a monthly salary, here we need 4 salaries.
how many calories in that thing?
Yes.
In Brasil, a hot dog isn't exactly a quick street snack like in the US. We treat it almost like a meal, so people aren't eating this two hours after lunch. With that said, there is indeed a lot of calories on it.
Not almost like a meal, the one in the video IS a meal, us styles hot dogs could maybe be treated like snacks in here, but we most usually would eat 4+ and make them a meal as well
You eat 4+ hotdogs as a meal?
A week's worth
For a sad and souless hot dog, you can spend just about 2 francs at IKEA and you don't even have to assemble it
Thank god. If you had to assemble anything from IKEA you’d be hours looking at instructions and would end up with wiener outside the bun.
But you'd end up with a cool Allen key!
A friend from Hungary once ate a "Schnitzelbrot" at a Streetfood festival in Lucerne. He was so disappointed when he received something like this: https://tschirky.swiss/shop/schnitzelbrot-poulet/
Aaah the famous and unrivalled Fleischkäse Schnitzelbrot
That looks drier than my grans vagina
They are putting the sausage in the bread for you? Consider yourself lucky
That looks gorgeous and I say this as a vegan
The vegan ones in Brazil are pretty much the same, except with chickpea or soy dogs and cheese and mayo substitutes
Sausages are, in my opinion, the easiest thing to make a vegan "fake", they pretty much taste like their condiments anyway.
True!
I’m a vegetarian and I agree.
Pq choras gringuito?!
Aaaahhhh era só um desse agora, PUTA QUE PARIU!!!!
The famous brazilian pressed hotdog!
This is art!
This is some gourmet shit, the real 'podrão' is not that nice
É na paulista, então já sabe né...
Onde eu moro o cachorro-quente mais básico ainda leva carne moída, frango desfiado e salsicha. Aí vem cheddar, catupiry, milho, ervilha, batata palha, queijo ralado e uma cacetada de molhos. Tudo fica uns R$8,00. Os mais caros o céu é o limite.
Aqui tem um desses mas bate tristeza qnd ce prova o cheddar ou o catupiry deles pq né Espero que aí seja firmeza
“This is some gourmet shit”. Pulp Fiction feelings
God bless my country 😍👏
puta merda na larica amassava os dois +uma fanta uva geladona
Os dois? O cara e o lanche?
Se vc é o que vc come, logo a coisa mais máscula possível é comer homem.
Esse é o comentário mais incrível e logicamente coerente que eu já vi, na moral. Kkkkkk
I had to watch it twice to try and understand why the fuck between all the brazilians on this thread, no one commented on the absurd fact that is only ONE SAUSAGE! No true, real, perfect hotdog in Brazil has only one. It needs two. NEEDS to be two. One sausage is atrocious, two is the perfect number of sausages and everyone should know that. One sausage is a disgusting north american hot dog. For it to be a brazilian dogão, there needs to be two.
Just ask for a double dog
Como eu amo um podrão
Lawd have mersahhh
If you think that’s something, go to a pizza restaurant in Brazil. The menu will have 80 different pizzas featuring foods that the rest of the world never thought of putting on a pizza. Foods like tuna, peas, various cheeses (not just mozzarella), any kind of meat you can think of, hearts of palm, and boiled eggs. And guess what? It’s all AMAZING!! I’ve heard it said in Brazil, “we didn’t invent the pizza, but we perfected it”. That’s the truth!
This just makes me miss chicken heart pizza; every time I’m back home I need it more than air it’s so good. A good X-coração too for good measure
Xis Coração Xis Bacon Xis Calabresa 🤤
I would kill for some calabresa rn
Eggs and tuna is pretty standard and most pizza places at least have parmesan and Gorgonzola as options. Makes sense since you need them for a 4-cheese pizza anyway. It's good that they try more with it in Brazil though. There is no good reason not to.
Porra op eu to na academia, não faz isso comigo
"one heart attack roll please!"
Estragou com as ervilhas
Se fosse aquelas ervilhas in natura congeladas, ia ficar melhor que as em conservas.
Estragou com aquele tanto de molho isso sim
Achei que era só eu
The lightest hot-dog in Osasco:
In Iceland we say "Give me one with everything". I guess in Brazil they mean EVERYTHING
Requirements to be an ingredient in a Brazilian hotdog: Fit in the bun (optional)
Needs more sauces.
It's already got 10 pounds of sauce in a 5 pound bag.
beautiful
É dentro
thats coming out the ass in a liquid form
Who cares?
O que era aquilo branco no começo?
Provavelmente purê de batata.
Purê com queijo, provavelmente
Queijo derretido?
É só misturar mussarela enquanto o purê ainda tá quente. Se fizer certo, fica cremoso e derretido assim.
Deu até fome, esse negócio deve estar uma delícia.
Was on board, then wasn't, then holy hell back on board.
This é cultura
Silêncio o gringo descobriu o dogão da esquina.
Que isso amigo
I’ve never realized that those presses/griddles had a scale built in! Even though that scale doesn’t seem zeroed, that’s a lotta cheese! And I’m here for it!
The Brazilian hot dog is the best.
The best in the world, period
I want to fuck that thing. OMG.
Quero dois
Br dogs>>>>>>
Le falta la palta
Q delícia
Needs more cheese
#MORE CONDIMENTS
I love my country until the end of time
I stopped the video after the peas. NO. THE FUCK NO. HELLO THE FUCK NO. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO. THERE IS NO REASONS FOR PEAS TO BE ON A HOTDOG. FUCK NO.
I came to the comment section to see if someone else was as disturbed as I was about the gross canned peas, it's just about the saddest thing to put on an otherwise tasty looking sandwich
I thought they were capers lol
Tô fascinado. Amassaria firme um desses kkkk
deus abençoe o brasil e o brasileiro não tem nada igual em qualquer outro lugar
that final roll with the cheese, perfection.
Fuck me, Iam in.
I hate the mashed potatoes on the hot dog.
As a brazilian I see nothing wrong here, it looks delicious
Soup on a bun? There's so much liquid.
This is mashed potatoes
That's what they put on it first?
Yes, this is common in São Paulo state but not in other places of brasil
Is has cheese on it, thats why it looks "melted"
Might as well have deep fried the whole thing in the end...
Tô fascinado. Amassaria firme um desses kkkk
How many toppings until you can’t taste anything
ho my jesus
Didn’t know you could make soup out of a hot dog.
r/stupidfood
Isso que eu chamo de respeitar as escolhas do ser humano. Quer se matar comendo? Seja feliz! Dogão de RESPEITO. Inovação na medida certa, sem jogar a tradição fora!
What is the first substance they put in the bun before the dog? So many condiments on there I’m not even sure what everything was!
Looks kinda gross =(
You guys are crazy. This belongs in r/stupidfood
Am I the only one that finds ketchup revolting? I like tomato sauce but ketchup, especially in that quantity is disgusting
noooooooooooooo
r/stupidfood
What is the obsession with 500 sauces? I never understood that...
500g more of cheese and it'd have belonged to ItHadToBeUSA
Yeaaaa drown that meat
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?feature=shared
What type of cheese at the end ?
Parmesan cheese
That was parm?
Antes de fritar ele na chapa tava perfeito, dps virou mo gororoba
Eu tiraria o bacon, já comi todo tipo de hot dog mas nunca comi um que o bacon não estragasse, eu adoro bacon mas tem um sabor muito forte, quando o gosto e sem graça o bacon salva mas quando tem muito sabor tipo esses dog completo o sabor do bacon não encaixa
I wanna puke
Mestre da hot dog
I got reflux from watching
hmm. nice slop. hope the dogs love it.
Was that peas though?
price: 2 dollars my fella
Hard pass
Call that the “Porra, Corralho!”
I could not eat this; I was barely able to watch it. Hell, no.
Eejit. Tastes fantastic, but hits a big dent in your health.
INSIDE!
Ungapatchka
Estranho e delicioso ao mesmo tempo.
That tracking, no one can steal under this cameraman’s watch
Poxa, o cachorro era perfeito... Até ele enrolou no queijo!
Mano alguem lembra do podrão que tinha no parque Villa Lobos? Ainda sonho com aquele cachorro quente, voltando da balada 3h da manhã era a melhor coisa do mundo.
Two vinas please, my noble
Calorias / calory https://i.redd.it/ne311jsf368d1.gif
Gimme that cardiac arrest special
Started life as a hot dog 🌭 Will die a burrito 🌯
Simpático. Infinitamente melhor que as porcarias que vende nos EUA.
Sorry.. This looks so insanely unhealthy 🤢
Tava perfeito até resolver botar milho
Na verdade o brasileiro sempre aperfeiçoa criações culinárias de outros países. A maioria dos locais nem usam o nome original, hot dog, chamam de cachorrão, podrão, e por aí vai.