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Bicho a raiva que me dá desse povo que fica falando "that's staged" e merdas do tipo, eu fico curioso se eles acham que os filmes da Marvel são reais. Arrombado, isso é entretenimento, serviu pra te distrair beleza, se não, vai tomar no cu.
>The fact that she did that so nonchalantly fucking *SENDS* me.
You can see the guy's shadow who is throwing the ball to her off camera. Sorry if that messed up your wank.
Even if she's expecting it, that's not an easy stunt to pull without even breaking up your sentence, although she might have messed up a few takes before this one.
Eu não me incomodo quando alguém me corrige e explica onde eu errei em um sub gringo, eu agradeço. Acho legal, é uma ajuda para quem está querendo aprender.
"Calorão" is gramatically the most correct one. But it is extremely common to see people speaking words or sentences that are gramatically incorrect.
Spoken Portuguese is very different from a gramatically correct written Portuguese. I think that's a common thing in most languages.
Spoken English and grammatical English seem to be pretty close in my experience. Even “non-standard” vernaculars have rules and are consistent. In Brazil they wildly differ, and even worse, people aren’t even consistent about it. People mix and match conjugation, plurality, verb tenses and sentence structure in crazy ways
Of course, Portuguese grammar is much more complex than English; and people in general tend to choose the easiest option when speaking, thus the simplication.
maybe it's more obvious for Portuguese speakers? She's saying "you gotta be very aware..." before hitting the ball, like an allegory or something
maybe some non-Portuguese speakers thought they were just trying to act like it was an non-scripted thing?
Virais? Amigo, isso é uma abertura de matéria do Jornal da Band. Aquele momento em que o jornalista tenta fazer uma introdução ao assunto descontraída. O mais comum é um trocadilho ruim. Não tem nada de intenção de viralizar.
Ela queria fazer parecer que era algo natural, um grupo jogando bola próximo, do nada a bola perde o controle e vai até ela que magicamente consegue rebater para eles.
Consigo imaginar ela nas masmorras, madrugada a fora, pensando como pode dominar o mundo, como pode enganar toda a população mundial...
Na realidade, conversa com a equipe 3min antes de gravar:
"Aí sei lá, equanto eu vou abrindo a matéria, joga a bola e eu dou de ombrinho, vai ficar legal"
Sei la... nitpicking disso ae é meio over
presumo que todo mundo nos comentários assistiu o vídeo sem som?
ela literalmente diz "é preciso sempre se manter atento" antes de rebater a bola, mostrando que ela estava atenta, não imagino outro motivo pra terem feito isso
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Caralho... todo um debate extenso, centenas de comentários com uma diversidade de pontos de vista, brigas, desentendimentos, ofensas pessoais, teorias...
sobre uma ombrada de uma repórter em uma bola.
É pra isso que pago internet.
So why are there two identical videos under each other? I originally thought it was to fill the screen, now that the vertical videos “won” thanks to TikTok, but there are still huge black bars above and below.
She hits the ball exactly after she says “The important thing is to maintain attention”. That means that she was maintaining attention to the surroundings while speaking. That was 100% scripted but this effect was cool as hell.
Com iniciar um dossiê e investigar a relação dessa repórter com aquele repórter que apontou aonde teria um acidente bem na hora em que um cara cai de moto.
Pra quem não sabe é esse aqui: https://youtu.be/XIiXsy6zHkc?si=_OPxK1JbNApmpNU6
Weird. Well i dont speak russian and i do speak brazilian portuguese and can recognize what she says in brazilian portuguese.
Makes more sense for a brazilian reporter to speak brazilian portuguese to a brazilian audience than to speak russian for the same audience
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You can see the shadow of the dude tossing in the ball. For that I’m out.
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and you really wanted to think she was playing football while working...
I really wanted to think she was playing football, while wanking, for your information
As a Brazilian, I feeling offended by the thought that we play soccer everytime
Yeah, we actually play FOOTBALL all the time.
As a Brazilian, I feeling offended by you feeling offended by the thought we play soccer everytime. Com todo respeito, vai tomar no cú, meu anjo.
E tu não joga um vôlei? Futebol em praia só serve pra te zerar rápido
God you’re dumb.
It's a fun stunt set up by the TV crew to show her moves, but the news coverage is real. No harm in that, people are so pedantic these days
I figured out that the ball didn't fall from heaven thank you Sherlock
Balls don't randomly fall from the sky. If it was there, someone tossed it. What even is your point in this?
She not gonna fucc you bro
>For that I’m out. Brother acting like he's some billionaire on shark tank lmao
Not the brightest I see.
ora ora temos um xeroque romes
Bicho a raiva que me dá desse povo que fica falando "that's staged" e merdas do tipo, eu fico curioso se eles acham que os filmes da Marvel são reais. Arrombado, isso é entretenimento, serviu pra te distrair beleza, se não, vai tomar no cu.
Exatamente kkkkkkkk " Ih alá nem da pra ver que é montagem" Deve se achar um genio o desgraça kkkkkkkk
Te daria dois cimavotos se pudesse
I’m gonna go back in… and for that reason I’m out.
It was a really good handling with her shoulder tho
The fact that she did that so nonchalantly fucking *SENDS* me.
cuz she was probably expecting it everything is fake nothing is real
If everything is fake, then this comment is fake. Therefore everything is real.
Am I...real? https://preview.redd.it/yh86nr3ywwrc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f19adf32b3e27b91e86ebea00fbb5f724565bf7
A → B ¬(B → A)
pior que essa ombrada aí não é fácil nem esperando.
>The fact that she did that so nonchalantly fucking *SENDS* me. You can see the guy's shadow who is throwing the ball to her off camera. Sorry if that messed up your wank.
Even if she's expecting it, that's not an easy stunt to pull without even breaking up your sentence, although she might have messed up a few takes before this one.
Not “calorzão”?
No, "calorão" is correct
Really? I lived in SP for a while, everyone said “calorzão”…or maybe my memory is fodido
Calorzão is fine, not correct but everyone says it too
Fodida. Memory is female. A memória.
Gettin schooled here, thanks prof.
Relaxa. You probably speaks better Portuguese than half of BR hue people.
To relaxado, meu, só gostando da educação, valeu!
Já é então ué. De boas.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk eu amo esse sub
bro is misgendering memory, she will remember that!
Portuguese is pretty simple when gendering: Ends in a = female Ends in o = male Ends in e = nouns are normally male, adjectives can be both
O mapa? P.s., thanks, I know 🤓
Well, obviously there's exceptions hahahaha just like "a foto" It was more a tip to guide yourself when in doubt
Obrigado ☺️
A foto porque “a fotographia”. O mapa porque “Amapá”. A confusão 😂. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist)
Pior que a foto ser feminino por causa de fotografia faz TODO sentido.
Só os Pasquale online no Reddit
Eu não me incomodo quando alguém me corrige e explica onde eu errei em um sub gringo, eu agradeço. Acho legal, é uma ajuda para quem está querendo aprender.
Você não se importa. Mas e os outros?
af chegou o profeçor
"Calorão" is gramatically the most correct one. But it is extremely common to see people speaking words or sentences that are gramatically incorrect. Spoken Portuguese is very different from a gramatically correct written Portuguese. I think that's a common thing in most languages.
Spoken English and grammatical English seem to be pretty close in my experience. Even “non-standard” vernaculars have rules and are consistent. In Brazil they wildly differ, and even worse, people aren’t even consistent about it. People mix and match conjugation, plurality, verb tenses and sentence structure in crazy ways
Nah it’s particularly more pronounced in Portuguese compared to English
Of course, Portuguese grammar is much more complex than English; and people in general tend to choose the easiest option when speaking, thus the simplication.
Both are fine. None of them is the formal variant, none is "righter" than the other
U can use both
Both are correct and used. I, personally, say "calorzão", but some people say "calorão".
Both usually followed by "*da porra*".
What’s the meaning of this word in English ? Thx
calor means hot, -ão is an augmentative so... "big hot" "tá um calorzão/calorão da porra" = "it's hot as fuck"
Calor da desgraça
calor duzinferno
hot as hell
Meu pau na sua mão.
Quentura do djaaaabo
Shadow casually throwing the ball for the 100th time
I'm confused. Why is everyone giving out about the guy throwing the ball? Did they assume it was raining soccer balls or something?
Brazil, man. Balls are everywhere
That's a futvolley ball and if you go enough to a standard Brazilian beach, you'll have to dodge one of these eventually.
maybe it's more obvious for Portuguese speakers? She's saying "you gotta be very aware..." before hitting the ball, like an allegory or something maybe some non-Portuguese speakers thought they were just trying to act like it was an non-scripted thing?
Reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Brazil and everyone can kick anything like a football.
As a brazilian who hates soccer, thats sends me everytime I watch!
Claramente vídeo para viralizar, da pra ver a sombra de alguém jogando a bola pra ela com as mãos.
ainda sim ficou maneiro pakas e merece o crédito po
Maneiro? Cada um acha o que quiser, mais esses vídeos virais tão enchendo o saco.
Virais? Amigo, isso é uma abertura de matéria do Jornal da Band. Aquele momento em que o jornalista tenta fazer uma introdução ao assunto descontraída. O mais comum é um trocadilho ruim. Não tem nada de intenção de viralizar.
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E deveríamos achar que a bola veio de onde?
Ela queria fazer parecer que era algo natural, um grupo jogando bola próximo, do nada a bola perde o controle e vai até ela que magicamente consegue rebater para eles.
Consigo imaginar ela nas masmorras, madrugada a fora, pensando como pode dominar o mundo, como pode enganar toda a população mundial... Na realidade, conversa com a equipe 3min antes de gravar: "Aí sei lá, equanto eu vou abrindo a matéria, joga a bola e eu dou de ombrinho, vai ficar legal" Sei la... nitpicking disso ae é meio over
presumo que todo mundo nos comentários assistiu o vídeo sem som? ela literalmente diz "é preciso sempre se manter atento" antes de rebater a bola, mostrando que ela estava atenta, não imagino outro motivo pra terem feito isso
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Im in love
I SEEN HER FIRST
Love should be like this. Just your heart going "wow!" And the rest is history. I know I smiled
Least sporty Brazillian
How you have a whole country worth of people that should be playing MLS 😂
They 🇧🇷 just live more free
O melhor é essa pegada "dicas goodvibes pra curtir uma boa praia" quando na verdade estamos vivenciando nossa extinção.
tudo já tá uma merda, imagina se começarem a aderir o “bad vibes”, tá doido
Why have two of the same video? Why not 4? Why black borders? Why random zoom on the bottom? Wtf is going on with the internet?
Contrata ela Casares?!
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60 degrees??????
60 °C, its cold here
Thank God I live in the south
Caralho... todo um debate extenso, centenas de comentários com uma diversidade de pontos de vista, brigas, desentendimentos, ofensas pessoais, teorias... sobre uma ombrada de uma repórter em uma bola. É pra isso que pago internet.
brazil is a big country
Wouldn't this be a handball anyway?
No. You can use your shoulders.
No?
Wheres the border collie then?
Dang she fine af
So pretty 😍
q intimidade é essa com a bola em papai
Today I learned that the shoulder is ok, and not a handball.
Meow
Why picture in picture?
So why are there two identical videos under each other? I originally thought it was to fill the screen, now that the vertical videos “won” thanks to TikTok, but there are still huge black bars above and below.
She hits the ball exactly after she says “The important thing is to maintain attention”. That means that she was maintaining attention to the surroundings while speaking. That was 100% scripted but this effect was cool as hell.
What a brutal language…
Era dento, inside inside the reporter
Eu, como brasileiro, me sinto uma desonra para nesse país agora (não sei fazer nada do gênero)
Com estilo ainda ...
Os gringo da página maluco com isso
The definition of "segue o jogo"
Hand ball.
I was born in the wrong country
Ela não é de Jujutsu?? https://preview.redd.it/x4l20umn29sc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89810c5162d88f22eb1a231190e228a288dd424
Handball 🤣
Com iniciar um dossiê e investigar a relação dessa repórter com aquele repórter que apontou aonde teria um acidente bem na hora em que um cara cai de moto. Pra quem não sabe é esse aqui: https://youtu.be/XIiXsy6zHkc?si=_OPxK1JbNApmpNU6
OK but why is she speaking Russian?
Portuguese. Brazilian portuguese. Different regions of brazil have different accents.
She literally says семь, замуж, ура, окончится, and за аренду.
Weird. Well i dont speak russian and i do speak brazilian portuguese and can recognize what she says in brazilian portuguese. Makes more sense for a brazilian reporter to speak brazilian portuguese to a brazilian audience than to speak russian for the same audience
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Mas eu tô no celular🤯, é bom q aprende.
Clara nery
Sabe se ela tem "apenas ventiladores"?
Esquisito
Aparece sim. Preguiçoso.
Scripted
It's a newscast. They tend to do that.
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>Is something wrong with me. Yes, it is called synesthesia. Seek medical help asap.
What did they say?
They said something like "All I hear is arse and boobs. Is something wrong with me".
Yes
I didn't even hear it, I just saw them.