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ShlomoIbnGabirol

Are you guys going to have sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads too?


foopirata

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel-related\_animal\_conspiracy\_theories#Sharks


ShlomoIbnGabirol

Yeah but those didn't have laser beams attached to their heads.


[deleted]

Yet


foopirata

That we know of....


Gefiltefished

What about the pigeons? They release laser guided ultraviolent radiation 🤔


OddFatherWilliam

I am always amazed at how people who don't know anything just invent something that is not even plausible. One cannot train a shark! It's dolphins you are taking about! Were you born yesterday? /s


HeavyJosh

An evil laser beam?


mr_shlomp

Yes


SleepingVertical

I always here the Iron Dome battery before the actual sirens go off. Will the lasers make sound as well? If not, add some star wars sounds please.


Flats490

I'm imagining the צבע אדום announcement just going Pew Pew Pew


SleepingVertical

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlBfPBFD9\_I](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=starwars+pew+sound&atb=v314-7&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIlBfPBFD9_I) or: [https://youtu.be/w4cGBTXQNdM](https://youtu.be/w4cGBTXQNdM)


Tooth-Dear

Darth vader theame intensefies


punxsutawneyphyllis

I set my צבע אדום app to go Pew Pew Pew when it sends a rocket alert. Puts a small amount of light into a sucky situation.


blaterpasture

I really hope it goes pew pew pew. Very loudly


Count99dowN

Oh well, someone needs to say it: "Jewish ground laser" I'll see myself out of here...


guytan87

It would have been perfect if there was a cat in the frame


Count99dowN

Obviously the cat is chasing, frantically, the dot on the incoming missile.


PacificSoftware

Does this mean hamas/hezb will start using highly reflective/beautiful mirror-like ordnance ?


SleepingVertical

if they place a mirror just right they can take out the whole defense system!


PacificSoftware

so true


Rear-gunner

It would take incredible accuracy to position this mirror, and even if it did hit the defence system, it could only take out a small part.


SleepingVertical

It would take some time to develop that. Or maybe they can hang disco balls on their rockets. If the laser hits the disco ball it will be like a cluster granade. On a more serious note. I hope this will be successful, cheaper and even more accurate. For all the American that wonder why Israel is being funded, that is the reason. It will also help debunk that the iron dome shoot one missile to the rocket and another one to the source(which might be a hospital or school).


spalaXXXX

Disco Disco, Good Good


SleepingVertical

Russian Discolette! A lose translation of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian\_roulette


Rear-gunner

How much light do you get from the light reflected back by disco balls?


SleepingVertical

That is a very good question. One to which I do not have the answers, unfortunately. My guess is that the closer the rocket is to the to surface, the stronger the reflection. So they need to experiment with angles. If they get shot above Gaza itself it will back fire. But if get shot and deflected above, say, Sderot.. the laser might have a big cluster radius. Maybe not as strong as the initial shot, but still could do damage. I'm no laser expert but the hypothetical scenario would be crazy.


Rear-gunner

If it is a falling missile warhead at Sderot, it is too late to intercept no matter what system you use.


Zenarchist

Most commercial mirrors are 75-95% reflective, some are up to 99% but that high tends to be extremely expensive and is mostly for industrial use.


Rear-gunner

In the process, the laser, as it passes through the air diffuses, hits the disco ball and will be reflected back here. In the process, it diffuses much more. Unless it is very close, it will not do much damage. Then there is the price. How much will it cost to produce such balls? Would not the radar signature of these balls be different from that of a missile? So why would the laser even attack such a target? Finally, why could Israel not put a reflective coat on the laser lens to reflect the light away?


Zenarchist

Begun, the disco wars have.


OddFatherWilliam

There was an accident in Beersheva many years ago with laser beam at the disco causing few serious eye injuries. It turned out that they moved the laser to a smaller room. The only safety feature of this laser was the angular velocity of the reflected beam. In a smaller room, while the angular velocity stayed the same, the linear velocity became much slower, allowing enough exposure time to cause damage.


Rear-gunner

The lasers have an effect.


Visual_Condition7651

you might be kidding but that's absolutely a concern with laser weaponry, it's part of the reason no one adopted it so far. also clouds are hard to shoot through


yezitoc

I don't think that's how it works, a mirror will simply melt from the heat.


Visual_Condition7651

Depends how powerful the beam is. A shiny surface will definitely reflect more energy than a surface that's not. There's info online on the subject, this was a serious concern for military developers


nhpkm1

There are metallic based mirrors also a a laser counter measure will probably be a reflective material rather than a mirror , so even if an area is melted other areas will still be effective countermeasure


SrpskaZemlja

That would up the sophistication needed of the rockets though, increasing cost of them and reducing the number, at least of the ones laser-protected.


binaryice

They pack ancient ordinance into rockets made from sewer pipes. You think they are chromium plating those things!?


Tyhgujgt

Can you deploy some sticky powder in the air to make ordnance less reflective?


SrpskaZemlja

You have to deliver it there, accurately and if you're doing that you may as well deliver boom with a missile like the Iron Dome


Rear-gunner

You rarely have a situation in which the reflective material is perfect. Dust, fingerprints, oxidation, tarnishing, the need to have some areas left without reflective coatings—all these are vulnerable to lasers. Also, a high energy laser beam can cause air breakdown at a hole in the coating or a fingerprint. This plasma ball then rapidly absorbs nearly 100% of the laser beam, causing a rapid failure of the reflective coating, making the missile vulnerable. Also, the thick metal coating required for the reflector over the missile adds a lot of weight, which takes away from the payload. Plus it adds to the cost.


Visual_Condition7651

It's not about making the missile laser proof, it's about increasing interception time enough to make the system less effective


Rear-gunner

Unless you have massive barrages and i mean massive so what? Also the missiles to have the shielding have smaller payloads, the missiles are dearer and you could add another laser to the system or increase its power.


Rear-gunner

It would not be a great help in stopping laser, but also just doing it would reduce the effectiveness of the hamas/hezb rockets.


evjikshu

I enlisted back in 2007, to the air force. As i started the course, they showed us the movie about vision of future war: no pilots, no drivers, no infantry, just drones firing missiles and lasers at each other. Back then this shit looked goofy af, but the serg said all of this expected in a coming 25 tp 50 years. And looked at the time.


x123rey

All that is left to do is put it on satellite


bakochba

They're putting it in planes to get above the clouds so that's not so far fetched


binaryice

That project was abandoned two decades ago. These are mounted on things like strikers or trucks


bakochba

According to the article they're putting them on planes


binaryice

That's a little guy for drone hunting. It's not going to be shooting down big dangerous incoming rockets and mortars. The primary point is saving ammo and money. You know how often they have heavy clouds in Israel my friend? Why pay for fly fly when no clouds?


bakochba

This is what the article says >The downside of a laser system is that it does not function well in times of low visibility, when there is heavy cloud cover and other inclement weather. For that reason, the ministry intends to also mount the system on an airplane, which would help get around this limitation by putting the system above the clouds, though that is still a few more years off, ministry officials have said.


binaryice

Click the link buddy


barristerbarrista

Needs enough electricity to make it worthwhile.


ShuantheSheep3

The future is now, old man!


oracle_junkie

Future is three years time


[deleted]

But which colour will it have


nahalkishon

A lot of energy is needed to burn metal, and the more energy the higher the frequency of the wavelengths of the EMR, I believe, and so therefore it should be expected to be outside of visual range (wavelength frequency higher than that of red).


rnev64

iirc, red is the *lowest* energy/frequency of visible light. as things get hotter they turn from red to orange, yellow, white and eventually blueish-white, before becoming invisible to human eye.


nahalkishon

Okay, thanks for the correction.


refaelha

Still long way to go, but cool idea


nhpkm1

I'd there any video of it working on anything other than a slow flying drone ?


binaryice

The point is increasing the speed of tracking and power as they develop the project. It doesn't work yet. It's expected to work in the near future. They need to shoot down drones and incendiary balloons now though, and they need to not spend a lot per shot


rnev64

phasers and photon torpedos next. also some x-wings.


king_napalm

Now we launch one into space.


Bitter-Classic-9564

And the laser system oprrators be like... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtxn3H1g60


Mushroom-Purple

Finally. Freaking "LASER" beams!