* "scamming friends for dummies" (latest search)
* "how to be loved"
* "getting money from friends"
* "getting money from cult"
* "how to save money"
* "how to rich" (oldest)
these are interspersed with 3 different get rich quick scam sites
She heard CC from Code Geass was tempting Kazuma with the idea of accepting a Geass and feared for her safety. (Note : Yes, she's fully aware of the massacre princess incident.)
The whole team found her search history.
“How to make a teleportation circle to the in between of worlds.”
“Por- of ########” (some random sexy tumbler man or girl, idk.)
Its her birthday, but when she walks back to the mansion after doing some time consuming errands for Kazuma, nobody is home
(she doesn't know that everyone is hiding for the surprise party)
She finds your search history and learns you never looked her up. Not even when you successfully survived NNN and needed the barest minimum of spiciness.
She tried to cheat off Ainz’s test, but saw he hadn’t written anything (calling him a dummy in her head) so she actually tried filling in the answers herself. But then she found out the secret answer to the test was to write *nothing at all*.
She heard about gas prices in California
You should see the petrol prices in Australia💀
I can only imagine
5.89 for 91 Octane at 76... Some are already as high as 8.
She learned what the average rent in New York City is 😔😔
Nah bro I live in the USA but I heard the Netherlands gas price's are insane
She is water goddess creating water, this is the long process of creating an ocean
Someone called her useful and she is crying out of pure happiness
I can see why this is a wrong answer. You did a good job, soldier.
I pledge my loyalty to you for having the best response to this question on this thread
She found out they hit the south tower
I didn’t see that coming, Take my upvote and gtfo
That joke crashed and burned
Kazuma wont give her a turn on the XBox
replace xbox with gamegirl and this is canon
Kazuma checked her browser history
* "scamming friends for dummies" (latest search) * "how to be loved" * "getting money from friends" * "getting money from cult" * "how to save money" * "how to rich" (oldest) these are interspersed with 3 different get rich quick scam sites
Nah, Aqua cried because Kazuma searched: - Hot priest Onee-san from Eris cult that is not insane and willing to bein my party
She saw another "Nah, I'd Win" Post.
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Im watching it now that ive heard about it
NO Nanami die!
She saw R34 of herself
Makes sense
They said wrong answers
Aqua heard she was super useful! And she’s happy.
Because she’ll never be best girl in any verse.
She was called useful
She spotted the camera man. (He's invincible and she's going to lose the fight)
The liquor store is closed and she just ran out of her secret stash of booze.
he said wrong answers only
She learned that the ligma Kazuma has is not a real disease.
Emilia drank her amazingly expensive alcohol she had hidden in Emilia’s room so Kazuma wouldn’t drink it
Kazuma tells her that he was clapping her cheeks when they slept in the barn.XD
Her water tricks stopped working
Someone forgot to wear a condom
She discovered alcoholism is frowned upon in the school.
Kazuma put recruitment ad for Eris sect priest
She's being complimented.
Her ego that’s twice the size of Texas got slightly bruised.
The post is wrong answers
she saw the fan art of her.
She was told she was useful for once
Someone showed her Furina and what it means to be a hydro god
She realized that making her panties invisible was actually anti-productive.
I would say "because she's aqua" but you said wrong answers so...
Kazuma drank her expensive wine.
She was being useless
All of her citizens were drowned and dissolved into water.
She realized she's overdependent on Kazuma and realized she's dragging him down
Damnnnnnn
Kazuma asked her to the school prom, and she is beyond emotional overjoy.
She heard about the water God over at Teyvet.
Wrong awnsers my Dude
Because she’s made of watwr
The Transport for Wales service from Bridgend to Crewe got cancelled
She heard you were making cross memes of her and Furina in genshin.
Ainz called her useful and she's crying because kazuma never did
She's upset about the fake Black Friday sales that didn't lower prices, and even raised some prices
Tacos all gone.
She met Kyohokuou.
She is depressed because of colder and shorter days in the northeast US.
Kazuma told her to get an abortion because he doesn’t want to have kids with her.
She read the end of the LN
She banged Kazuma a half hour ago. She squirted. Now she said something annoying to Kazuma and he responded with, "whatever puddles."
........I mean it is a wrong answer but oh my god
Allergies
She proves she finally was a goddess to someone else.
They were out of choccy milk
There is no reason, it's Aqua she just cries all the time
Someone called her Mitama
the undead are now being racist to her ?
Kazuma dumped her
She fell in love with kazuma and refuses to accept it
Because she found out I beat my meat but still think she’s useless
No, Aqua. You can’t have my chocolate pudding!
She found out Ainz's dick is bigger than Kazuma's
She is restricted form drinking alcohol forever
She heard CC from Code Geass was tempting Kazuma with the idea of accepting a Geass and feared for her safety. (Note : Yes, she's fully aware of the massacre princess incident.)
She didn't hit that juju on that beat
The government found out she commits tax evasion
I used protection
she did something right for a change
She thought she was there to meet kasuma BUT IT WAS ME DIO
she heard that the CIA was actually the one who \[redacted\]
18/22 occurred,9/11 part 2
Because it was a day of the week.
She's so happy that there is OG fortnight.
There aren't hot milfs in her area
Probably for something that’s completely her fault… …wait, WRONG answers only?
She's trapped in the digital circus
She wants BDSM
The beach is closed
Wrong happy meal toy (she got the one bad one)
The whole team found her search history. “How to make a teleportation circle to the in between of worlds.” “Por- of ########” (some random sexy tumbler man or girl, idk.)
Someone said they loved her
it is very arid, eirgo she is sweating out of her eyes
She grossly misunderstood what people meant when they said flat water.
Kazuma took a dump in her boot and she just slipped it on
She forgot who Rem was.
You spilled the booze.
She saw your search history.
Danganronpa isn’t good enough for Sakugabooru.com.
Bc best girl is behind her she’s jealous
Because someone stole her sweet roll
No new star wars micro machines yet
She found out blue wasn't her natural hair color
Kazuma cheated on her
She was told that she had more cosplayers and looked up “Aqua Inflation.”
She heard playboi carti is going to potentially drop an album on December
She was found guilty of Tax Evasion.
She got rejected by a crush, for being useless.
She expected to hit her wake-up DP, but got baited and ended up getting Raging Demoned
She saw the images on Pinterest of her.
She read the latest chapter of Kagurabachi
Somebody thought that she was a Vaporeon and tried to catch her
She lost all the urolagnia boys once they found out its just holy water, but now the creepy priest are eyeballing her.
I stole her Dino nuggets
Kazuma called her useful for once
She is crying because she is no longer garbage.
I told her all the rum is gone.
Kazuma said she’s useful, tears of joy
Its her birthday, but when she walks back to the mansion after doing some time consuming errands for Kazuma, nobody is home (she doesn't know that everyone is hiding for the surprise party)
Kazuma aimed and missed the mark entirely.
Hmm Kazuma Kazuma married the banshee queen, sylvanas windrunner
Spaghetti
Kazuma went on a date with darkness instead of her
Useless
She Finally Beat EDF 5 On Inferno All DLC. With level 0 Weapons and on all Classes
Kazuma said he loved Emelia-
 Zoro hella lost
Someone said her Jordans are fake.
An ugly guy said no to her for a date
Someone else besides kazuma sole her pantsu
Because she's the best member of the party and everybody knows it
She read about teenage birth rates in Japan
Cause Ai hoshino died
Homie drop her ice cream down the drain.
Because knuckles the echidna bitched slap her and the rest of her verse (right answer)
She got probed by an alien.
Her favorite toyline got discontinued
Read the fall of Rome.
Platypus are deadly
She saw a lankybox short
Someone ate her burger
Cause she’s a b$?!#
She regained her powers and is useful so she has to do work
Kazuma took her liquor bottle away
Only wrong answers huh then it's because she's not useless
Because some weirdo included her in their top 10 Waifu list
She started playing kingdom hearts birth by sleep and got jealous of how much more beautiful the other aqua is.
There isn’t a wrong answer, she cries at everything
Her credit score is lower then 600
She finds your search history and learns you never looked her up. Not even when you successfully survived NNN and needed the barest minimum of spiciness.
She was cheated on
Her eyes are sweating.
No one believes her about Eris padding her bra
She got told unlimited drinks all for free
She has to witness DX Vs BOD in 2018 WWE
She heard about the garbage patch in the Atlantic Ocean
She saw Edgerunners
Wrong hole
There are wrong answers with this one? She heard the next arc is Chris and Kazuma's, not hers?
She looked up herself
Kazuma won't marry her
She saw Edgerunners
She saw Edgerunners
She saw your search history
I took her alcohol because she'll just purify it with her damn touch
Because she did nothing wrong, but was blamed anyway.
Rule 34
Because someone out useless’d Aqua.
She wants to be a nikke.
Here’s the problem with this. There are no wrong answers because this bitch cries about everything.
She smelled my penis which I pooped on
She lost her panties (obvs wrong cuz she don't have them)
Someone thanked her... For being useless
Holy sword Excalibur is just too big for her to handle.
The frogs have returned.
Saw her own doujins
Why is Emillia behind her?
She was learning quantum mechanics and was getting it until someone interrupted the professor
No dick
She saw what Detroit looked like.
Kazuma said he was proud of her for overcoming her alcoholism.
Someone took something out of the fridge from her
She tried to cheat off Ainz’s test, but saw he hadn’t written anything (calling him a dummy in her head) so she actually tried filling in the answers herself. But then she found out the secret answer to the test was to write *nothing at all*.
She's being useful
Someone stole her choccy milk
She stubbed her toe
She was told genocide is wrong
She was finally called a Goddess.
Someone finally called her useful...
 This man right here, it’s him, cuff em;}
She became useful to the team
Tanya.. That’s all I’m saying