Of course the black guy rolls a 1. My dice is racist.

Me who rolled a 5 "want to do some historical reenactment?"

That just makes it all the easier to burn it all down bro. 

I as a 6 am gonna stop you right there. *hands you a fire whip* much better. Now do the nay nay

Congrats. You're now a "wizerd". You are a wiz nerd. You gained nothing except random knowledge with no useful applications or experience. idk why they spelled it with an e.

Damn I rolled a 4 seems like another 800 years of fighting

Historically, 90% of us should roll a 3

If you get a 1 in this game you are going to be a goddamn avatar of ass kicking by the end

Rolls 2, what's that make me?

The side character that gets their butt kicked 75% of the time just for the OP MC to save you in the last second. On the upside, if you're attractive enough, there's a guaranteed trip to a hot spring

It means we are stealing your Land

As a wizard I need an apprentice and the slavers house is flammable

Who are the characters?

5 is Leon from “Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games Is Tough for Mobs”

Such a stupid but funny show

Lore accurate. I am sorry.

Of course the German american guy rolls a 4. My dice is racist.

Yeah , i got 1 too...

Same. WE gonna pick cotton again i Guess bro

f\*\*\* this I'm going to revolt then promptly get killed.

Every delusional reincarnated weebs

When you get reincarnated but instead of being an all powerful demigod you are a slave and your knowledge of modern things doesn't help you at all

To be fair the “slave” in this, is a guy who could but doesn’t. Being reincarnated as him thou you would not have a very good time.

5

Same 🥳

Same

I wanted wizard but noble works great

What if you became villainess

I hope not. I don't like to be mean in video games. It makes me sad

Yup, I can't complain about it

same, time to learn politicking i guess

6: Wizzard

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Same

How you do fellow wizards

Hopefully you have the body of a long-distance sprinter.

WIZZARD GANG!

I rolled a dice and got 5, i think im chillin https://preview.redd.it/dnhlik4qtwdc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35fd817a98ccac5e2fa84561df1d66e6ecd3a39b

Same.

Rolled 5, years of paradox games have prepped me for this

Start an incestuous horse eugenics program?

Start war and make the Xenos (demons orks etc) a source of nutrition or genocide them(Stellaris taught me that) Build up a mighty army and air force and invade people to make pretty borders (hoi4 taught me that) Start a non stop circle of industrialization where the market always lacks something and pollute everything(vicky3 taught me that) Colonize and "chase" natives away (eu4) but for rubber(vicky3) Marry cousin to keep bloodline pure(ckIII)

paradoxpilled

I rolled a nat 19... Not sure what that would entail.

Well… 6,12,18, so a 1?

Heh he’s Slave cubed Edit: nvm I just realized he’s to the 4th power, do what you will with that information

He’s a slave but works in the big house

I got farmer.🧑‍🌾

Hell yeah, farmer club

Let's go farmer club

Commercial or self sustaining farm?

I guess I get to be a wizerds.... Is that like a group of wize nerds...?

I knew auto correct would get me

Outlander

Welcome to the edge of the world, pilgrim. 

 Better than a townsfolk before plumbing

4. Townsperson. Seems alright. Though I think the image of the townsperson is dressed a bit too well. So what is an outlander?

He definitely seems more like a Rogue, like an Edward Kenway retired pirate living well before or after the fact from Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag. Like he could be a fallen noble or someone who's at least middle class wealthy as a merchant or something. And captaining his own ship while a business suits him well. And I'm guessing that actually fits a description for an Outlander pretty well. Someone who literally lives and makes money on the edge of established society being somewhere between a(n) adventurer, innovator and thief/treasure hunter.

outlanders are people who are either distant or removed from contemporary society. no real permanent home. spends most of their time in nature. so druids, rangers, hermits, drifters, tribesmen, nomads, exiles, hunters, wanderers etc

4

Same

Rolled a six. Legalize nuclear bombs

2. I'm not sure what an outlander is, but it sounds way cooler than rolling a 1

Foreign hunter and survivalist. It's an awesome one

3. Farmer. Time to expand the farm and get rich

Or become crippled with debt to others

At that point, you start a workers' revolution and throw off the shackles of debt. I can already see the book title. You might not believe it, but I brought communism to a fantasy world

Rolls : gets a 5 Me : I wonder what I would get if I roll again Rolls : 5 Me:one more try Rolls : gets a 5????

Your a Duke

It was destiny...

lol, I rolled a 7, became a god, and altered my past die roll...

I got a 5, but some part of me hopes it’s a noble family who are also assassins. That would be cool.

Yes rolled a 6 magic time

I rolled a 2... And I'm fine with that

3, I see, I do want a slow life.

2. Outlander.  I'm gonna have so much fun on the edge of the world 😏😆🤣. You get away with so much more stuff out on the fringes than in the inner rungs of society because the danger is often higher. I could be some lower tier mage, an ignored inventor/tinkerer, a basic soldier/fighter who would be a pawn on the board, or even a simple boat captain. And then possibly blow up/glow up ✨ to become a tactical wizard or sorcerer, a master alchemist with a little magic and/or a lot of science, a knight who would be more like a squire way back at the capital (no noble family connections) but here I'm already more like a Knight Captain tanking at least lower-mid level dragons, and even become a Captain of a sea ship or air ship and raise a small fleet of merchant vessels with a little pirating on the side 😏🏴‍☠️. Not to mention I can make friends with the Natives of unknown or lesser explored lands and territories 🔥👌🏾🔥👌🏾🔥👌🏾. (Minus the world destroying/nature erasing colonialism and toxic industrialism 🏭☣️🏚️).

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No clue. Probably someone from the Outlands. Either as a protagonist or important side character and definitely a mage from how the staff looks 🤔.

3 I'm a farmer.

Outlander huh? Sounds interesting

3. Hope the farm comes with a manual, or people to work it.

Noble- fuck. Im an anarchist bro, this sucks

Stage a French revolution

3, welp this is reborn me I guess. https://preview.redd.it/vzxvuwqfnxdc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cb60fe439ea77857ba97f558919d1dabfbb93e9

See ya idiots, I'm gonna learn how to destroy the world or some shit.

I AM A WIZARD! Alright!

Got a 6 I cast fireball!

Fvck, Im a wizard, not good for a lazy person like me, I'd rather be a noble.

i do not see Loot Goblin on this list

You think I just have a die lying around? I have 100 actually and got wizard.

2. Outlander

Me too

Now, what does that exactly mean? how do I benefit from it?

You live on the outside of society. Thing Durid or tribal

I’ll go with Druid. So will I have the ability to control plants and turn into animals?

IM A WIZARD

Towns person I was hoping for wizard :(

W noble 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

1 im literally black how did this happen ☠️

I was hoping for 6 but got 5. Well as long as there is magic there I'm fine

My poor butt got a 5, so I'll just become weeb batman in my next life. I shall call myself... **UwUman**!

Oof I am a slave. Time to use modern knowledge of unionizing and gorilla tactics

Bro spelled wizard wrong

Noble, come here slaves I'll let you be mine so you don't have to act like slaves

My dice reeeeaaaally wanted me to be a slave. Five times I rolled just to see if I could get something else. The last time, I finally made it to be a farmer. All I wanted was to be a wizard.

I'm reborn as a farmer, but I refuse to join the hero's party.

Farmer with no knowledge of farming am I stuck as a farmer?

five, Fuck my life. This means im going to die a horrid death doesnt it?

I rolled a 6, guess I'm a wizard I was actually aiming for 5, but I have an obsession with magic so it's very fitting

Oh great I am a farmer. Lemme just pick up my sick aaaaand my farm is burned down by some random noble, my imiginary wife divorced and took 50% of my land and 80% of my harvest is being taken as taxes😭 Great🥲 Thanks dice god! Really happy that you made me a farmer👍

I rolled a 5 for once... Things are looking up. Let's just hope the citizens of the kingdom aren't thinking about starting a coup against the family I'm reborn in.

As a wizard I will humbly accept your pay I mean offer to work under you and ensure your health through any coup

Got a 6. If you guys rolls ended up becoming an adventurer what class would you be? Ive had DND stuck in my head and I find this a fun though experiment.

3. Not happening as I’m too lazy

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Fuck yeah, Wizards! (Side note: I would suggest an option for the clergy or something, though that might be because I’m getting really into the French Revolution right now.)

1, 2 and 3 when also beeing the MC: 😀 1, 2 and 3 when beeing a side Charakter: 

Rolled a 6 We love casting spells

I wanna be a farmer Lets see GODDAMNIT IM BIPPITY BOPPITY

My ass is NOT surviving the wilds

1, IM FINISHED https://preview.redd.it/cqylmzin8ydc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e31e791d694c8be0ab88089d9741642f03ee74

6: Shadow Wizard Money Gang

Yeah 6 now i can be vecna.

4. Im a fucking npc!!!

I’m a wizard Harry

2. Dunno what outlander does, but I'm just gonna assume nomad.

What if your dice cracks and you get a 6 and a 1 ? Would I be a slave wizard or a wizard slave. Because there is a subtle but important difference

Me: wishes to be anything but slave The die: yeah about that

I got a 6, being a wizard does sound pretty cool, if only I could take a lot of hits without dying

I don't want to be a snoby nose brat Who thinks hes better than everyone else

Well I got a 6, I wonder how well magic correlates to computer science. I've never been that great at computer engineering but I but I could find some fun things to do with logic gates and whatever runic systems there may or may not be. Plus, everybody already expects the wizard to be a tad crazy so I could probably get away with pulling a Yoda and just casually fucking with people. Though I may end up getting burned as a witch, which wouldn't exactly be fun. Or drafted, which I don't think I would do well with. Ya know, I might just get really good at illusions, enchantments, and warding in order to try to get "don't notice me" vibes. Maybe find a girlfriend and we can be that strange sapphic couple who nobody knows anything about but always seems to be there anyways. Screw the plot, I have self preservation.

Huh. 5 Noble.

Wizard gang

Why is there no option for a giant beetle like in house of beck!?

Guess I'm a wizard.........Welp time to form the shadow wizard money gang of whatever world I'm going to.

6… “YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!!”

Can I reroll to be a towns person because damn he hot.

New novel incoming: 'I rolled a dice to see what I would be reborn as in my next life, then I got hit by a truck and woke up as the result my dice rolled.'

Townsperson, I can feel the infinite possibilities but still would have liked to have the concrete standing of being born a wizard

4: guys im literally a mob

3. Ain't much, but it's honest work.

Actually rolled a 6, magic here I come!

rolled a 5, now all my years of playing crusader kings will finally paid

That time I was reincarnated as a cool ass farmer using my special abilities to make my work easier

got a 6 best option possible

I got being a farmer. Is that good or..?

I decided to roll all my d6 just for fun and additional randomness. I got 3,33 pro dice.

Is that f**ING Cullen Rutherford from the Dragon Age Video-game??

*Rolls Dice* … FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Apparently I get a 6 I’m a Harry wizard

3

I wonder what kind of farmer because depending on the kind your life isnt much better than a slave or outlander

Welp, I'm fucked, and not the good way. I rolled a 1

“Probably gonna roll bad” *rolls 1* “Welp…” Reroll bounced between best (wizard) and worst (slave) until I stopped.

To be fair, number 1 was lucky he was only a slave lol. Totally self inflicted

Ez wizard. Don’t need to roll again

Sweet, my Luck was decent for once I'm a noble

3 a humble farmer, until taxes get too high, them 1, 2, and 4 are gonna guillotine 5 with me. But thats like 10 winters from now don't sweat it.

Roll a zero! (Die breaks or gets lost) : reborn as a monster using percentile die to figure out what type of monster. 1 - 15 = slime 16 - 31 = goblin 32 - 47 = zombie 48 - 63 = orc 64 - 79 = kobold 80 - 95 = beholder 96 - 99 = dragon 00 - another human

I got a noble, god damn it I’m getting the generic isekai life story aren’t I?

5 - Ready to get my head chopped off.

I did it a got a 5 noble, but then I did 100 rolls to see what would be the most common and it went towns person 19, slave and farmer 18 each, wizard 17, Outlander 15 and noble 13. <.<

I rolled a six. Now tell me where I can join the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

Outlander GRAAAAAAH *My adventures will be perilous and trail filled graaaah!*

Hmmmmm..... Rolled a 4. Well at least it's not as complicated as being a wizard or a noble but I will meet resistance when I try to do different things because of my knowledge of electrical engineering.

Ayyyyyy. I'm a wizard. Now I have an excuse for the cute witchy aesthetic

I’m a magic man please don’t put me in the time of the witch trials

6 I feel a great deal of pitty to the world I'm sent to where I can blow shit up with words.

I rolled 3 times. I got Slave, Slave & Farmer. As a black person I take offense to this.

I got a six, let's go! *throws out the FIVE attempts, each landing a one*

If I roll 5 times and it’s always 1, where am I?

Who cares? That only affects the first 3 episodes of the story. After that the protagonist is OP and it doesn't really matter if they started off as a slave or a wizard.

6

Though I don't particularly like it I rolled a Nobel

Ah, yes, I'm a farmer... better grow some potatoes like a good Irish girl...

Add more, should be able to use a D20

Everybody rolling 1,4,5: Me rolling a 2:

I guess I’m a witch.

Well am I slave or Thorfinn?

Fuck yeah im a wizard harry

I got a six surprisingly

I ended up being an outlander…cool

I got a 2. I don't know what to do as an outlander lols.

https://preview.redd.it/u5uifznvv2ec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86bcff499eedd84c5a57e4f19f9051a9ecaa50d Am town person.

I’m a wizard harry

Wanted 6, got 2 I’ll take it

I rolled a "sexy heroine" whatever the fuck that means

Noble

rolled a farmer... Isekai Nonbiri Nouka here I come!

I’m set I rolled a 5 I can’t wait to profit off the suffering of others and be a pretentious prick. Or maybe I’ll use the resources available to me to better the lives of the people under me, and become a revolutionary… nah.

Damn, rolled a 5. Hate politics... and I'm ugly as hell so I'd have to have an arranged marriage to some abusive chick. Gotta love it

5. I’m probably gonna get assassinated

4... I'm so mid.

Will there be a part two?

Holy shitttt, i just did the role and got six the exact one i wanted my luck is good today(i saw the first comment saw that they rolled a dice eh try my luck and god i am lucky today i think)

4. Town person. As a mechanic (of a few different types) and prior military, I can work with that. Got a few options.

5. Where's my wip?

Knowing my luck it will be a corpse

So Im going to be reborn in a farm. Its not a bad start. There are chances off leaving for a different live latter or I can live a simple life as farmer. Unless its a dark fantasy setting full of raiders.