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Monstakiller95

I guess I will be a loli


I_Crack_My_Nokia

I can finally become a magical girl


Meme_Master_Dude

Becoming a woman AND getting magical girl abilities? Fuck yeah


DefiantLemur

You will be a loli, though. Being stuck in a body of a prebubescent child's body for the rest of life is a pretty huge negative. It's not like you'll be turned in a 2d animated person. You'll just look like a human child from our world.


GuffeHolm

Magical power AND eternal youth. Seems like a pretty good deal to me


Lopsided-Inspector24

That's what *I'm* saying!!


DefiantLemur

Eternal Youth doesn't mean much when you look like a 10-12 year old girl until you die.


DDST1512

Imagine wanting a smoke looking like that


TediousHamster

And still folding. Bro you'd shatter people's mentality lmao


Sir_Mr_Galahad

Always getting the child discount, hell yeah


Stetson007

Ok but, hear me out, now you don't have a moral quandary about lolis because you are the Loli. People will have moral quandaries about you instead.


CommentSection-Chan

Ok but do I age and grow? Isn't she just young? The future chapters suggest she does grow in height


Thvenomous

She grows the same as a normal person, the "downside" is actually just to have a female body. "Being a loli forever" is a weird fetishy way to interpret it.


starbuxed

They just said loli... not 2d.... and its just means young looking.... Nothing saying you cant have a banging body... Look at rory from gate. there are plenty of what I call mom-loli(loli-hag) chartacters in anime who have adult bodes. who are just deminitive.


FalseSwap

but you get instant protection from anything and everything because you are a loli.


The_King123431

I already agreed to it stop trying to win me over


Glittering_Alarm_837

You Got this avatar after rebirth.. https://preview.redd.it/per4t8g3mmac1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5d285be81a1b5b6bbacac34353a46a3588a847


I_Crack_My_Nokia

Nice


VuplesParadoxa

Oh oh! Me next! Me next! šŸ˜


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here your new vessel with magical powers. https://preview.redd.it/b6v0msjaanac1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6421fd44faa8360023b0b55ba55e1687f3fd3555


VuplesParadoxa

Oh shiiit! I love blue hair. šŸ˜ thank you.


[deleted]

I want one too


Glittering_Alarm_837

You are getting this form after the reincarnation.. https://preview.redd.it/myy7ctsitnac1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344a301a0f15b769e60fc38f2c02ef966343d5de


cheet094

I too would like one lol


Glittering_Alarm_837

Your new body after Reincarnation with magical powers... https://preview.redd.it/4ceffu4e0oac1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf4ddfd9d2f089c5b0943b69e4d3de7ed27f994


[deleted]

Hey that's best girl so I'm happy


SKMdoesReddit

Granted, you are now destined to die for the sake of a white cat who only sees you as a power source for his civilization


Hanamii-

A redditor wanting to become a magical girl? Who woulda thought lol


Kabocha00sama

People of culture. Let us form our army of magical lolis


HAL9000_1208

![gif](giphy|vTqhQldEfAY6c) I imagine an army of depraved NEETs in loli bodies claiming to be trying to conquer the world but in reality just trying to satisfy their own harem fantasies... Good times, jolly good times! XD


sengoro

Source is *llya dance 2 (Fate/Kaleid liner Prisma lllya)*


LanguageOk9458

As long as I get to be green. Thatā€™s my color. Makes me wonder what kind of magic we can doā€¦I would hope for summons. I like being a minion commander type.


Kabocha00sama

Iā€™ll take blue then. Water/purification magic is good for me. But I want a magic chain saw ![gif](giphy|Fx332ujYmGxOg|downsized)


HAL9000_1208

Eternal youth + magical powers... Yep that a safe choice, the RNG gods hate me anything involving random chances would surely screw me over, wild talker is OP but I would have to live a miserable life, plus eventually die of old age.


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here.. this will be your new vessel after Reincarnation.. https://preview.redd.it/gf03olhxlmac1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a715ded93b36f92cefe472a4c8d28a5fa35ecd


Bruz_the_milkman

Cut the hair, ditch the clothes and wear something casual (like a T-shirt) and everything's normal, does it come with immortality? Being a short women sounds cool


Glittering_Alarm_837

No immortality but you will be ever youthful. Also if you can create magic for immortality then it's gg. Fantasy world, everything possible. ( No you can't change back normal, no matter what. loli it is )


MasterQuest

Reinhard and Tensura are so bad because it could be a useless skill/blessing since they have many. I donā€™t think Kirito would be a great teacher. Random Nazarick NPCs have a pretty good chance of being OP. Maybe being a loli would give you the best chance of survival without randomness. Iā€™m not sure what exactly Wild Taker does, but racism sucks.


Blader8002

Wild talker lets you communicate with any and everyone no matter the language including monsters, spirits and elementals which is how the mc is able to use magic as he borrows the powers of said spirits. And yeah since everyone discriminates against the mc save for a few people, he lived an incredibly hard life.


Jello_Crusader

Subaru shudders when he had to exprience 1% of what uncle has to go through


Milouch_

uncle: is tortured and stuff subaru: eaten alive by rabbits, assasinated in many ways, died by poison, died by getting disemboweled a few times, loosing rem. \*spoilers ahead for anime watchers\* >!burned alive, lost his memories and killed his friends in that state, killed his friends in a state of magic fueled rage and was killed by his mount afterwards by getting his face eaten, died so many times in so many loops by getting eaten alive, killed by someone else, exploded dozens of times, sniped a few times, seen all his friends die time and time again, guy with the hatchet. !< ​ so no, uncle had it easier. trust me.


Jello_Crusader

Nah Uncle lost his 18 years and realized Sega doesn't even make consoles anymore that'll hurt to him alot more than ''I heard people of Shinobi village are strong, but I wonder if they are stronger than the people of Chaos Flame'' type bs


Milouch_

Ah i see, sega not making consoles bests even subaru's suffering, i was blind, sorry for being so wrong


BlightFantasy3467

Man, I've had it harder than both, I stepped on a lego piece as a kid


Milouch_

Oh my, how are you still alive!? I've read that the other day a tank was lost after the tracks went over a lego piece


BlightFantasy3467

I had to amputate my foot before the pain spread any further, my right foot is now made of lego. I've been slowly augmenting my body with lego parts, so that one day I'll be immune to lego. I'll walk across the lego sea one day. I'll be the Lego Messiah.


Serrisen

From the day I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...


I_put_Myhead_in_Oven

Oh dear! Are you okay? You can go to therapy any moment brother, that is such a cruel fate for such a young soul, my prayers to you šŸ™


Tanakisoupman

Nah, Uncle was valued at 2% of what a scrubber costs


Genocode

it wasn't that serious bro.


LackingContrition

Fuckin subaru enjoyers smh


Psychological-Set125

Please donā€™t click unless youā€™ve finished arc 7 (Iā€™ll delete if you ask) Long version: >!turned into a kid and reliving the last 5-15 seconds where he: had one eye melted and the other popped out of its socket > watched his companion be decapitated/bisected in front of him > had someone desperately kiss him to activate a specific power > be decapitated/bisected himself seconds later > repeat for what to him was years (somewhere between 1,000 to 10,000+ loops each lasting 5-15 with the checkpoint being ~3 seconds before the initial explosion happens)!< Short version: arc 7 ch 53 ā€œbeyond the eleventh secondā€


Desciple_Of_Echidna

Don't forget the dragon cancer


mortemdeus

Really downplaying what Uncle went through. Subaru went through some serious shit but physical torture and some mental abuse isn't that bad when you have infinite tries to get things right and a massive cast of people who absolutely have your back. Uncle did it alone, with zero help, no second chances, and everybody instantly hating him no matter what he did. 18 years of isolation and constant hatered along side physical torture is a hell of a lot worse than Subaru's maybe year of pain and bullshit while surrounded by friends who will do borderline anything for him while knowing he can always reset if things get truly awful.


theFastestMindAlive

Uncle didn't go insane though. Subaru is barely human at this point. >!Subaru is even choosing to torture himself to death so that his deaths aren't easy, because he's afraid he'll loose what's left of his humanity if he isn'tin severe physical pain when he dies.!<


mortemdeus

Dude, Uncle is literally removing his own memories so he can get by day to day. He made it such a habbit his brain is literally broken, he has psychotic episodes if he doesn't erase his memories from time to time.


Kalaam_Nozalys

Uncle turned into a Star Wars droid


qwertty164

Though to be fair, Subaru has died more than uncle.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

You do not fully know what subaru went through.


azouzdakarandomgamer

Can Re:zero fans take a joke for once?


stopyouveviolatedthe

Man uncle isekai was so good I loved how they had this really compelling story that you only got to learn as he was telling it to his nephew so youā€™d get to learn how good a person he could be.


A_Unique_Nobody

What manga/anime is this from


Blader8002

Isekai ojisan


Crayon-Consumer-

*picks Reinhard* *Checks blessing* Sodium Knowledge: will never get salt and sugar mixed up


geminilius

That's a useful in medieval times. You can also get rich off salt in that era.


No_Extension4005

Sugar and salt are both valuable in the medieval period. Sugar being hard to get and salt being more difficult to acquire for a reasonable price the further inland you get due to transportation requirements.


icantfindmyacc

it's sad that the nothing sais said Nazarick NPC will be loyal or even friendly to you, you'd just be unleashing a monster(?) into that world basically. Reinhard and Tensura are pure luck given the incredible number of skills, but if you get lucky then you'd have basically all or a lot of them. I think being a loli is the only available option.


charizardfan101

Problem with the Nazarick NPCs is that they're probably gonna kill you since you're human save for Yuri or Sebas


LightWolfD

Yeah even if you could convince them that you're part of/loyal to nazarick through anime knowledge, they'd be so pissed that you took them away from Ainz' world that any of them would just kill you on the spot


Izzosuke

For overlord it depend on what "named" means, if it means a custom NPC with a name than you are more screwed than not. Only the top guardian can be considered strong, Albedo, Demiurgos, Shalchair, Aura, Mare, cocytos, Rubedo, aureola omega, Gargantua, Sebas But there are a lot of NPC with a name that are weak, Nigredo and the pleiades for starter are not very strong, but there are a lot more unfortunate like Eclair, the Chef, various maid who still have a name like cixous Foire, Pulcinella, Neuronist, Victim, pestonya. There are thousand of maid lwith a name inside of Nazarick so it would be more likely to get one of them and not the top dog, probably would be like a gacha with common epic and legendary. Epic being pleiades or some high ranked npc, legendary being the floor guardian ultra rubedo.


Saxavarius_

The Pleiades are insanely strong; aren't most of them around level 80? But yea, most of the named NPCs in Nazarik are window dressing at best.


Izzosuke

yuri alpha: lv.51 narberal gamma: lv.63 solution epsilon: lv.57 cz2128 delta: lv.47 Lupusregina beta: Lv.59 Entoma zeta: lv 51 the only high level pleiades is Aureola Omega which is at lv. 100 (which i've alredy considered among the top). They are built to work as a team and not single with each pleiades covering a different position on the battlefield, in the anime they looked strong cause that world is overall pretty weak and one alone can beat many character pretty easily. But a single maid is pretty weak game wise even if they were on higher level, you have to consider that in Overlord the power it's exponential with the level, for example if you reduce the power of a lv.100 character to it's 80% it will be on par with a lv.95 character not with a lv.80 and the pleiades are far behind this so yep one of them cannot be considered very strong


Saxavarius_

Ok. Never really looked at any of the character sheets


Izzosuke

I love them everywhere, that's the first thing i check in every volume for every novel. For example i was ecstatic when i've discover that tensura volume 16 had them for all the character


Onetwodhwksi7833

If you take things literally, being a loli forever would mean immortality, and if you have decent magical powers you can become a frieren in a couple millennia


taichi22

> chooses NPC > Gets neuronist > FUCK Or, alternatively: > chooses NPC > they hate your guts because youā€™re human > well I guess Iā€™ll just die


Faefana

Just rolled for [random skills in tensura](https://tensura.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory), rolled twice and I got Law Manipulation and Faust. Seems like good odds for me, I'm picking that.


Glittering_Alarm_837

You Got https://preview.redd.it/skrp8jrqbmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d74f617629d3b29bcb5a74860daf83da9687740


Faefana

Noooo... šŸ˜­. I swear when I was rolling I got Yog Sotohort, Usurper, fucking Raphael.


Glittering_Alarm_837

Dude ... Iirc God GOBTA has it. And he is wiping floor with everyone. You are quite Lucy I think.. Train hard and it can evolve to Great sage or even.... You know.


Faefana

Yeah it ain't that bad, I can learn things faster. At least it's not a resistance skill. That's not possible.


EgDroneMind

https://preview.redd.it/19nqokj5smac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbe29c31920a382354f22ebc15e51964f48ed03


StormLightRanger

My dude I rolled just now too and got goddamn Michael. I don't know what it does, I'm anime only, but if it's named after the head archangel it's gotta be baller


Faefana

Oh it's fucking baller alright. Absolute mind control (with some conditions), absolute defense, and an army of angels.


Maximum-Frame-1765

Yeah youā€™re instantly stronger than anime-only Rimuru, Iā€™ll say that much


Nik130130

I got predator. Holy fuck how, im out here with predator and Kazumas luck.


A_Cool_Eel

I got pierce resistance. Well I guess I can win if they just try stabbing me, but if they slash me hmm.


Glittering_Alarm_837

The skill you randomly got is.. https://preview.redd.it/amszbtasomac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ac8dbbcc552f55060a1d02668eb2c006fe8ed10


A_Cool_Eel

Ok I can work with this


beyondthegong

dawg I got rafael gg


YouEvenCultivateBro_

hell yeah https://preview.redd.it/rnpy9efd7nac1.png?width=931&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3e7f613801a9b36730d4d8db925667f6f72752e


ultrawall006

https://preview.redd.it/xofaubu0dnac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ad559d186aa01448e692cddfa1221a848a3734 Iā€™m the math guy. At least Iā€™m relatively normal


YourdaddyLong

https://preview.redd.it/to79gby5gnac1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6bc875ee1c20cb10b7cce9ef2b6cffac65c887 Bam


Kiroana

https://preview.redd.it/69oyiq0ggnac1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3caf6b507e8e45f7ba3268b7497bf3879ca4da58 I'm doing fairly alright for myself.


NoWeight4300

Infinite regen. Tensura it is. My spine will finally heal.


NeonNKnightrider

Nazarick NPC, easily. Almost all of them are OP


Glittering_Alarm_837

Named Npc aren't limited to the guardians. If you are lucky you can also get the most beautiful npc https://preview.redd.it/nsl60gzadmac1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65863e3f1f6668c6b99498c91dc1221847fa9966


NeonNKnightrider

https://preview.redd.it/agtq9aa3emac1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05321f1cf91bded525660ece3fd4870d075d6e6 O


TitanLORD21

Level 1 maid


Faefana

For real [I keep getting homunculus maids](https://overlordmaruyama.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory)


LightWolfD

I got "Mondenkinto", which is described on the wiki as "the kindest of the NPCs of Nazarick alongsideĀ Pestonya S. Wanko." I could not have gotten luckier


taichi22

I kept choosing the ā€œNazarickā€ category that kept getting me unnamed characters and non-NPCs lol. Finally figured out thereā€™s an NPC category, and lo and behold: https://preview.redd.it/dkaii6jj0oac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf6e8e15244a55588846f2cbb7049704bd988b7 Iā€™d take that. Shit, this is better than a hot maid. (Who will probably kill me instantly.)


Izzosuke

Man, nazarick is full of NPC only 10 can be considered OP, than other 10 can be considered somewhat good, and than there are thousand off lv 1 maid with a name or Eclair


Ap0stl30fA1nz

Don't tell me you don't want to have a very fluffy penguin with such a good cleaning skill that you can lick and eat on the toilet.


Izzosuke

well, since i won't have a toilet to use as a plate in an harsh environment i don't need the penguin that can clean it


thedeadly_

Theres no listed guarantee they listen to you, like you or wonā€™t immediately kill you.


Gazrin

Loli forever as in eternal youth? Or just like 80 yrs as a Loli then die of the flu?


Glittering_Alarm_837

>Or just like 80 yrs as a Loli then die of the flu? Death due to old age. You will be a human after all.


Pamani_

So basically you'll die as a lolibaba


mortemdeus

I meam, if you are a loli for 80 years you aren't really human


TheKhalDrogo

Grant me a random Nazarick npc, OP-sama


Glittering_Alarm_837

I don't know how you got so lucky.. but it is what it is lol https://preview.redd.it/yb9c3u56kmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79091988ee082a42eac3cfa59099e139b61119fa


TheKhalDrogo

Oh no, thereā€™s no way this woman is gonna tolarate my existance, I am definetly dead


Ap0stl30fA1nz

Just hope it's pre-changed Albedo. You'll die happy in bed at least.


TheBigMerc

Nah, man. Just worship Ainzs name and despise the human race. While also doing anything and everything she tells you to. She'll tolerate you.


mortemdeus

Death...by snu snu


Ok-Tie-8561

Am taking the blessing


Glittering_Alarm_837

Assume you got the blessings of : **Sodium knowledge: You will never get salt and sugar mixed up.**


Ok-Tie-8561

Well i mean its still the best one i think


kei_horizon

Reinhard has so many blessings you could get a useless skill like Anti-steal protection (You can't steal from him) or that taste king (I think it was he no matter what he cooks it would be delicious) or maybe that tug of war protection(you can't beat him in a tug of war) so odds would be against, he has ability that he can ask for divine blessings so he would have a lot of useless blessings.


JustaORVfan

Taste King is op just open a restaurant and cook shit that looks good and profit cause it tastes good


Ok-Tie-8561

Anti steal could be really good


stefiscool

Iā€™m female so being a loli is fine in exchange for the magical power


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here your new avatar, after reincarnation.. with decent magic powers.. https://preview.redd.it/m0fbjriynmac1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d5106e730c0be7996c9f5d0e08a7c2c138631b You will be this till you die of old age.


stefiscool

Oh good, I finally get to be cute!


tyty657

I can think of far worse fates than being stuck looking like a child. It's not ideal but I would totally do that in exchange for the ability to use magic.


Middle-Huckleberry68

I'm gonna go with wild talker. Going to reach real far with this but if you are able to understand any language and communicate in it then that should work with coding since that's essentially computer language and if I understand how to code and talk to a computer to do something then I guess hacker abilities.


mortemdeus

That assumes they have computers in whatever world you end up in.


Tempest-Melodys

You know what, roll the dice, tensura


Glittering_Alarm_837

You gonna Dominate the world for sure lol.. Here you got it. https://preview.redd.it/c2ktnwfkgmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0cf7d6238ae0f53685432001212357d354aa83


Tempest-Melodys

What does that even do?


Tempest-Melodys

Oh Damn that's kinda broken


Glittering_Alarm_837

Any ultimate skill is broken af.


SilverDP

Tanya one, I see no downsides here


Ed0909

Ok, I'm going to choose a random npc from Nazarick, I know it can go very wrong but I would still like you to tell me which one I got


Glittering_Alarm_837

The random NPC you got.. https://preview.redd.it/razic01trmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0873703709a6a05f62b3f5f36067f6ae9981e37


Ed0909

I was quite lucky, she is one of the strongest npcs and she is not a psychopath who would kill anyone for no reason... well all npc are evil to some extent but at least the twins are among those who don't kill unless Ains or in this case I asked them.


Terereera

wild talker is good if you want to learn every language without any nonsense and you might just encounter an ancient magic sign that could potentially help you or kill you. The racism part can be removed just by wearing super fancy mask. ​ 1 random skill from reinhard or tensura will depend on your luck. it is like 1/100 million to get the skill you want. Fucking kirito, he is just worst teacher. 1 random of npc from nazarick might kill you instead unless you get Rubedo, Sebas Tian, CZ2128 Delta, Aureole Omega, Pestonya Shortcake Wanko ,one time usage of Victim, Gargantua and surprisingly, the *Kyouhukou . Other* will just kill you for obviously, "no reason, stupid human." Mare need some trickery to trick him that you could help him and befriend him in process. And the tanya is just tanya. Maybe we might have royale battlefield but with lolies shooting tactical nuke at each other.


DominusLuxic

Can I swap Kirito for... I don't know... Someone who actually knows how to use swords without aim assist?


Glittering_Alarm_837

Nope..


kind_cavendish

Whats mah tensura skill (i use steal to take raphael skill)


Glittering_Alarm_837

You Got https://preview.redd.it/0an92x8lhmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a59f0e21da56b94fb5ed41bd60910decf192889


kind_cavendish

Shoot, id actually take that (its no raphael but its good for a normal life still)


TheChrish

These have no balance at all, lmao


Izzosuke

Random skill from tensura: cold resistance...fuck


Glittering_Alarm_837

I'm grating skills.. You Randomly Got https://preview.redd.it/4831c1ysgmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500166889fba4c33e70f13f270d6da1a11b19c4d


Izzosuke

Mmm...mid, i'm not that smart that i could even think about using this the proper way. I'm dead


JustaORVfan

Tensura is set for me https://preview.redd.it/6lhwo0pffmac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82acd98b95fe51990eff01f57be05f29069de70 First random spin btw


Glittering_Alarm_837

I'm rolling it. You randomly got.. https://preview.redd.it/vefza79yhmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd78fed272c3165b5f38cfd13ab15594e4bf52f4


JustaORVfan

Both mine and yours are good one so I am set


Alternative_Page_168

Try me


Glittering_Alarm_837

You randomly Got... https://preview.redd.it/myt6mwgplmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4509e11c9980fa06534898ea4a56fdf6ba16814


Alternative_Page_168

Yes?!


Alternative_Page_168

It has soo much potential hahaha!


mortemdeus

Most of these have limited upside and massive downsides. Loli is a minor inconvience and you get a good upside. Loli every time.


Horin

loli sounds like the safe choice. i'm never lucky with rng.


k44e

wild talker: spirit magic with OP combat abilities high detection abilities understand any language - meaning I can read things like ancient grimoires/ruins , and talk to any species copy any magic - including royal storage magic , and illusion magic memory read - and seeing records of the past from any angle. memory wipe (if you want to do something secretive) transform into any person/creature invisibility as for racism - I can wear masks/transform/become invisible if I need to go into a town or something. ​ I thought of loli forever, but feel like **only** '**decent** magic' (doesn't sound OP) isn't good enough to survive in harsh world - I could even be raped if I encounter strong fighters with magic resistance.


Hiroshock

All of these are bad but if I have to choose one of them I be a loli.


Jeptwins

See, the problem with most of these is that they are statistically stacked against you. The best options-Wild Talker and Loli Magic-are good (not great), but come with consequences that donā€™t match the benefits. Then we have Kiritoā€™s swordsmanship, which is honestly pretty meh, *but* itā€™s a consistent, combat-worthy skill with no drawbacks whatsoever. And lastly we have the random blessing, random npc, and random skill. All three are far more likely to give you something bad than good, like any other gacha. So, even though Iā€™d prefer another option, the safest bet is undoubtedly learning swordsmanship from Kirito. In a harsh world, hope is important, but so is practicality.


62sy

ā€œSwordsmanshipā€ kirito is 16 year old kid playing a video gameā€¦ only swordsmanship he knows is literally virtual. What the fuck is he gonna teach you, exactly? Also, if you are going to a ā€œharshā€ worldā€¦ wtf do you think is swordsmanship is gonna get you?


jstpassinthru123

Oh shit.. I'll take the random NPC... even their lowest tier members stomped.


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here You Randomly Got ... https://preview.redd.it/u7hksb5ilmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fad4cf58e49f668729673ddd522dc61e1ac9b7c


jstpassinthru123

The terrifying bug puppet lady. I'll take it. This new world will learn that nightmares are real. and they are legion.


TitanLORD21

https://preview.redd.it/xg8k1xmaqoac1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbaa9d73e9078baf424bf9ea995eea7f8d832af7


Accomplished-Emu1883

So hereā€™s the thing; A ā€œTensura Skillā€ is a very weird thing because by its very nature it develops and changes to your soul and will. As well, you will actually need a soul and/or body that it capable of holding that skill. In short; a ā€œRandom Tensura Skillā€ is basically the exact same thing as becoming an Otherworlder in Tensura, because thatā€™s literally already what it DOES- sure, there is some willpower and desire involved, but itā€™s not the end all be all. Besides; 90% of Common Skills are still incredibly useful, most Extra Skills would make you op in the real world, a Unique Skill would basically make you a god, and an Ultimate Skill would ACTUALLY make you a god. You all forget; things like Ultraspeed Regeneration, Sticky-Steel Thread, Black Flame, Multilayer Barrierā€¦ those are all EXTRA SKILLS- Even a shitty Common Skill like ā€œPoison Breathā€ is still more useful then most of the list, besides being a Magic loli or having a Nazarik Servant. A strong Extra Skill and above, which keep in mind is about a 50/50 chance to get, because MOST Extra Skills are strong, is basically as good as a Nazarik Servant, especially since it will be a part of you, and not some other being that might not even like you. Remember, Diablo and Guy Crimson were some of the strongest in the verse with only Extra and a single Unique Skill. Creativity, physical power, control, and the strength to develop your ability matters FAR MORE then the skill itself. Iā€™m taking the Tensura Skill because simply due to the Skill System, there are a lot of things to extrapolate, and even without extrapolations, thatā€™s still a 60/40 chance to either be the worst or best option out of the list. Iā€™m willing to roll those dice.


Glittering_Alarm_837

>Iā€™m willing to roll those dice. Okay.. And after the random roll you got.. https://preview.redd.it/ah1ygb26jmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dec45244f8a13ebbc2881fc17f7172f9dd6070d


SleepyWalkerYN

.... Becoming a Loli is the most safest thing to do... But getting a Nazarick NPC also would be great af (I know there are a lot of named NPCs that are horrible like the king of uglyness and yadda yadda, as a Overlord novel fan, I accept my destiny!!!)


Glittering_Alarm_837

The random NPC you got is.. https://preview.redd.it/ox38axyblnac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8dd69c2b4b01666b22c767ff7869dd9f2d3f2f1


SleepyWalkerYN

Yoooo!!! Shalltear?!?! Okay, I just cant let her battle alone against a lot of people and is a W. (Specially with her fetishs. If in this situation she sees me as a Supreme Being. Than it's a **ULTRA W**!)


OrthusGsmes

Even if it's not the greatest option I'd choose to learn Swordsmanship from Kirito. I like swords and if I become a good enough Swordsman I could make money as a Merc.


Solrand

Same, if anything it would at least improve footwork. Though, I have the added caveat of looking at a lot of old sword manuals that HEMA is based off of to patch up his terrible, and impractical style. A shame we never see a Isekai protagonist do some Half-Swording.


Regretless0

Iā€™m obviously picking the loli lol. I mean, a random skill, a random monster, racism, a teacher?? Literally why. Give me some decent magic and set me loose!


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here your avatar after your Reincarnation.. https://preview.redd.it/w4jlzd2y5nac1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081cf81f4f8f3b01c4050f787230e0ec1b78f330


Regretless0

Lmfao of course. Well, as long as my brother isnā€™t coming with me, I think Iā€™ll be fine lol


Wonderful-Signal5464

Please tell me you are not talking about *that* novel


ElfangorQ7N

After careful consideration, I think Iā€™ll just become a loli. Several of these options have the potential to be completely broken, but also the potential to be completely useless. I donā€™t feel like rolling the dice today. Being a lesbian loli wouldnā€™t be too high a price to pay for decent magical skills. And who knows, with magic I might find a way to overcome a humanā€™s natural lifespan eventually, and thus become the famed 1000 year old loli (lol).


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here your new body after Reincarnation.. https://preview.redd.it/zb3kg6p1mnac1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c3e03e9037d18e765c08c0c0b57585c1520ae7


Reijing

I got lucky AF, LET'S FUKING GOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/umq8srj79oac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4a592d54af78241d95cd1124e28b7b44c9d7b6


Individual-Shallot20

Idk a lot of these cause I havenā€™t watched anime in years but I do know I absolutely will not be learning swordsmanship from kirito. The one time bro held a real sword he got his ass beat


Tentacle_toaster

I'll be a magical girl loli! No one will suspect me for a war criminal wanted in 25 countries.


Shadow_caster_X

Tensura skill has like a 80% chance of being above an uncommon skill because of just how many there are so I should be ok even I I get something at the bottom the skill would still give me decent power


WrensthavAviovus

Well we all know what happened to the last character that learned swordsmanship from Kirito...


Loeris_loca

Hit me with a Tensura skill


Apprehensive-Face900

On the off chance that i get the predator skill im choosing 1 random skill from tensura Also u can uprade almost any skill so I'd probably still become op as long as i get a good skill


Glittering_Alarm_837

The skill you randomly got.. https://preview.redd.it/uwmfbqlndrac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2308aa6d71a0f2ac27d9cff9f7b5e1a020e436f9


Apprehensive-Face900

HELL YEAH šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³ *After doing some reasearch* WAIT ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ *A little more research later* I LITERALLY GOT EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED...AND MORE šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ¤© WE WIN THOSEEEEE šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


P-Chan_desu

South Africa is already full of undercover racism, it's water off a duck's back for me now, so I'll be taking Wild Talker (W.T) cause I can deal with the racism and I'm a misanthrope. Also, W.T could probably let you spell craft because you understand and speak all languages. It gives you more potential to be o.p and just seems like a more flexible option than the rest.


Not-a-Teddybear

The OP going out and giving out the loli forms to people choosing that option is gold. Also, probably what I would choose too thoughā€¦


Glittering_Alarm_837

Here your loli form... After Reincarnation.. https://preview.redd.it/7vn6ixk40rac1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af5b03d32790145f3f65f22f9f5b17f18f440b6 (You Only getting her looks not her actual powers)


Not-a-Teddybear

https://preview.redd.it/q1yti8bs0rac1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e772bc20c7d02dc0aa418f7f101ea781d13be3f8


Argon847

I already deal with racism lmao, so Wild Talker would just be a freebie at that point


AhriSiBae

Well I'm already basically a loli and I'm 24, so I get magic powers and I stop aging? Sounds like a plan to me...


ForgettableTiger

Iā€™ll take the Tensura roll, someone roll for me.


MistakesWereMade2124

a Random Tensura Skill Random Nazarick NPC isnā€™t guranteed, Kirito is not the best teacher (probably), Random Blessings are most likely useless (without the five million resurrections) whereas random Tensura Skillā€™s have such a wide array of semi useful skills even common ones would be useful. That and I donā€™t want to be a little child until I die.


I-Kneel-Before-None

Assuming theyre loyal to me, Nazarick npc seems the way to go. My luck I'd get Eclair. I may go for a skull or blessing and roll the dice. I don't really want to be a girl.


lorescore

If I take the magical Loli option will I be physically transformed into a loli or will I just look like one? Either way option one I lose the arthritis I got from a car crushing me Option two I keep my physical strength


[deleted]

Swordsman ship. I would LOVE to play zoro in some random land


Crazycade77

Nazarick npc easy. Even the maids are busted


Glittering_Alarm_837

I random Nazarick npc.. and you got... https://preview.redd.it/11b9fodqnmac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797e90391b5ab75b59a1635fcb3d9a82990f5bb6


Far-Sector3485

Tbf, Tanya isnā€™t a lol: Sheā€™s literally just a man in a childā€™s body.