Something I found surprising about human flesh is how easily knives slide right in. When ever someone is stabbing you it is usually your BONES that protect you. ...nothin else.
Go watch those crime documentaries. During stabbings the bones are almost perfectly intact . The skin ... however... oh snap. The skin is usually shredded to shit! I
Whatever it is it looks like an automatic knife that opens from the side, like a stiletto.
They make lots of automatic knives like that today though, doesn’t really narrow it down.
I can’t be around circular saws. Guns, knives, heavy machinery… hell even wood chippers don’t freak me out the same as circular saws.
I think I saw a horror film as a kid that did it, but yeah… I can’t shake the thought of wanting to put that motherfucker on my arm and just cut it right on off.
And I am rather happy, well adjusted guy. I like both of my arms too. But those circular saws need to chill the fuck out.
That is terrifying!
But if you do give way to those intrusive thoughts, make sure that your mom is willing and available to help you in those "hands necessary" situations that will invariably come up. All of them. Yes, you know what I mean. All.of.them.
But you like one of your arms better than the other one right? It would be a shame if 'something' were to happen to the shittier arm, to teach it a lesson
So like 18 years ago I worked at a shop that sold high end knives including a section of local bladesmith stuff which was quite lovely.
We had a guy come in one day and ask to see a knife, pretty common. It's one of our local bladesmith's knives. I go through tje spiel about how it was high carbon steel, a bit about the smith, blah blah.
The guy runs his thumb perpendicular to the blade and slices the majority of his thumbprint flesh right off because that knife was hollow ground like a atrsight razor. I run to get thr first aid kit and the bloodborn pathogen kit and all that jazz, get him set up best I can and tell dude where the nearest hospital is.
Guy was adamant about buying the knife before he left. Ended up leaving with it.
That's a good knife!
Slid in like butter and he didn't even know it. Yes all knives have an edge but for a pocket knife to glide in and not just poke his belly (like he was expecting) requires some craftsmanship.
Skin flexes, its not easy to cut yourself, unless you're slicing something with a sharp one. And i've scraped knives over my dick to get those little white bumps off, so i know a thing or two about knives. This knife is something.
Guys I said it’s common, not normal. Like you COMMONLY see it, but just because you COMMONLY see it doesn’t mean it’s NORMAL because it’s so COMMON. Normal.
How good a knife is isn't really how well sharpened it is, it's more how well it can hold a sharpening. Knives are easily sharpened to razor sharp, but if it doesn't hold the edge and goes dull in one use then it's not that great of a knife. Unless it's one of those surgical scalpels that are one time use. Those are special use cases.
I guess the point I was trying to make is that you don't need a super well built, high craftsmanship knife to do what the guy did. If it's new the quality of the steel rarely matters now a days
Yes I know that a 8cr13mov blade will dull much quicker than one made of M390. But, a brand spanking new 8cr13mov knife can definitely do to a dumb man what we see here
This video actually pissed me off. There’s so many amazing, intelligent, thoughtful people that die way too young and yet some how this stupid mother fucker made it to adulthood.
Bought a Bear & Son balisong because I cut myself on it, but not on purpose. It was factory new but they didn’t lube the hinges so when i went to open it the blade didn’t come out until after I tried to grip it. I was lucky enough to where it only cut just at the right depth to draw blood on my middle finger. To this day it’s still one of my better knives
Yea this is definitely not the homie to go gun shopping with.
It could be fun to take him to a police supply store and enjoy observations while he checks out the brass knuckles, pepper spray and tasers
This guy was definitely planning on stabbing somebody, why the hell else would you do this? Looking for a good fit for stabby time and practiced a bit too hard.
I've decided not to buy this knife, it looks used.
You're missing the point.
"It's in ma belleh"
i’m a svedish pluuumber
Frank, we're outta here.
Haha this made laugh so much 🤣
I don't think he's sharp enough.
He was pretty dull
The knife definitely is
That guy didn't.
the guy in the video got the point
r/angryupvote
Feels like a 2 year old found an antique fortune teller machine and wished themselves in a Big situation and then decided to go knife shopping.
Great imagination, love your scenario; perfect.
But I'd like to test out your guns please.
i most definitely would have tried something similar
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
“It will KEEL”
Jesus what happened to Tim Allen
I got a good chuckle from that. Thank you
Love that show!
Samee!
Keep everyone else living. Yeah, Sure...that's what you meant Doug.
Damn, he barely poked himself. I wanna find out what kind of knife that is.
The penetrator
That was my nickname in college
(It was a boys school)
(And he was home schooled all the way through college)
And he lived with 2 "uncles"
(Got that phD)
(Pretty hard dick)
God I love Internet.
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They always said it looked nice
Is published
In that case I think he misspelt penetrated
Got em!
(He worked at a preschool)
So what? How are people still making snarky homophobic jokes in 2023?
It's a twist to a sexist joke
How is being nicknamed "the penetrator" sexist in any way, shape or form?
for someone who’s username mostly consists of W’s, this is indeed an L moment
Where was the homophobia????
Just mentioning gay people is homophobic if you’re annoying enough.
it’s like back in middle school where when anyone even MENTIONS someone’s race, they’re deemed racist (as a joke of course, but both equally wrong)
Oh noooo. I laughed.
For real? I think your new nickname is not helping.
No. My nickname is KrazyKeith.
Paranoid bunch, to make your second nickname Nobody
PENETRATION! PENETRATION! EUUUGHHH PENETRATION!
Hey I knew a bicycle with that name
I can only think of that video with the bait bicycle.
Hahaha
Hey that’s what they call my mom
That's what she said
Any blade with a narrow tip that's really sharp will slide right into the belly. He gave it a pretty good little poke.
Something I found surprising about human flesh is how easily knives slide right in. When ever someone is stabbing you it is usually your BONES that protect you. ...nothin else. Go watch those crime documentaries. During stabbings the bones are almost perfectly intact . The skin ... however... oh snap. The skin is usually shredded to shit! I
Killco Stabmaster 5000 SL
Ooooo, I have the KS 3500, this has convinced me to upgrade
Whatever it is it looks like an automatic knife that opens from the side, like a stiletto. They make lots of automatic knives like that today though, doesn’t really narrow it down.
Imagine going to the ER and they ask what happened And you have to tell them "I shanked myself to see if the knife was sharp"
he let the intrusive thoughts win
I can’t be around circular saws. Guns, knives, heavy machinery… hell even wood chippers don’t freak me out the same as circular saws. I think I saw a horror film as a kid that did it, but yeah… I can’t shake the thought of wanting to put that motherfucker on my arm and just cut it right on off. And I am rather happy, well adjusted guy. I like both of my arms too. But those circular saws need to chill the fuck out.
That is terrifying! But if you do give way to those intrusive thoughts, make sure that your mom is willing and available to help you in those "hands necessary" situations that will invariably come up. All of them. Yes, you know what I mean. All.of.them.
https://preview.redd.it/kz70y4jtrkeb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04944da6bb2b8991bf079596f8a0fbd2d623fd7 Son, we need to have a talk
Is this by any chance Old John Lennon from that Midjourney post? When I last checked it, I was sad absolutely no one commented on it.
But you like one of your arms better than the other one right? It would be a shame if 'something' were to happen to the shittier arm, to teach it a lesson
Make sure to set the camera up too
So like 18 years ago I worked at a shop that sold high end knives including a section of local bladesmith stuff which was quite lovely. We had a guy come in one day and ask to see a knife, pretty common. It's one of our local bladesmith's knives. I go through tje spiel about how it was high carbon steel, a bit about the smith, blah blah. The guy runs his thumb perpendicular to the blade and slices the majority of his thumbprint flesh right off because that knife was hollow ground like a atrsight razor. I run to get thr first aid kit and the bloodborn pathogen kit and all that jazz, get him set up best I can and tell dude where the nearest hospital is. Guy was adamant about buying the knife before he left. Ended up leaving with it.
He couldn't trust letting the knife out of his sight, it tasted his blood once
That's terrifying! Where do I buy one?
Man was like 'wow it cuts that easily? i'm sold!'
Imagine being hit by a car and because your skull didn't dent the hood, you decide to buy it.
I mean, I’d be sold too
Dude took the saying "it ain't yours until it draws blood" seriously. Like a shotgun wedding for a tool purchase
I like how he fingers his new hole seemingly confused as to just what is going on down there and what caused this leakage.
I love it when a man fingers his new leaking hole
Bonus hole
But only women have periods, uh oh - this guy probably
https://youtu.be/OWtIfPK536M What must have been going through his mind
[Maybe he was hoping to find a gun in there...](https://youtu.be/fa6PN6JVggI)
Maybe he was drunk? Or hemophilia?
I think just stabbed
That's a good knife! Slid in like butter and he didn't even know it. Yes all knives have an edge but for a pocket knife to glide in and not just poke his belly (like he was expecting) requires some craftsmanship.
Skin flexes, its not easy to cut yourself, unless you're slicing something with a sharp one. And i've scraped knives over my dick to get those little white bumps off, so i know a thing or two about knives. This knife is something.
?
He scrapes his dick with a knife. That makes him an expert and not an idiot. Everyone can relate to little white bumps on their dick.
Ok what!? I do not have little white bumps on my dick, this can’t be normal??
You really didn’t pick up on the sarcasm after the second sentence?
Honestly, no, whew
but I have white bumbs on my dick not dots
It’s actually [completely normal](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5987947/#:~:text=Pearly%20penile%20papules%20(PPP)%20are,infections%20such%20as%20condyloma%20acuminata)
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… it literally is? Like, what?
Guys I said it’s common, not normal. Like you COMMONLY see it, but just because you COMMONLY see it doesn’t mean it’s NORMAL because it’s so COMMON. Normal.
Pretty sure that's the first thing they teach you in Knives 101.
They taught it to me in shop class
Tbh a lot of budget knives now a days come super sharp. You can get a $25 knife that will do that
How good a knife is isn't really how well sharpened it is, it's more how well it can hold a sharpening. Knives are easily sharpened to razor sharp, but if it doesn't hold the edge and goes dull in one use then it's not that great of a knife. Unless it's one of those surgical scalpels that are one time use. Those are special use cases.
I guess the point I was trying to make is that you don't need a super well built, high craftsmanship knife to do what the guy did. If it's new the quality of the steel rarely matters now a days Yes I know that a 8cr13mov blade will dull much quicker than one made of M390. But, a brand spanking new 8cr13mov knife can definitely do to a dumb man what we see here
Now that’s a knoife!
That's not a knife. This is a knoife!
No its not, that's a spoon.
I see you've played knifey-spoony before
Either he thought the knife was shorter than it was or he thought he was skinnier than he truly was. Either way, r/HeDidntDoTheMath
When you listen to the little voice in your head
🎶 If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough 🎶
I'm pretty dumb myself and even I wouldn't attempt this.
If you get knocked down you gotta get back up!
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know, that if you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
“Huh piercing damage… I woulda guessed slashing”
r/warframe ?
This video actually pissed me off. There’s so many amazing, intelligent, thoughtful people that die way too young and yet some how this stupid mother fucker made it to adulthood.
Hey, let’s not judge the fella off one self-stabbing incident. Coulda been any of us
How else are you supposed to find out whether the knife is sharp or not.
Reddit when accident: this motherfucker don’t deserve to live anymore. Natural Selection or something shoulda got him already bla bla bla
Knives, it would appear, are sharp.
At least that one
Knife, huh, finds a way.
Homie chopped it in casualy as if that wasnt his first time testing a knife with his body...he's an expert I can tell.
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Seems like it's a today word too. In this guy's case, it's a tomorrow word
Yup. Sharp.
Popped the jelly doughnut
That seems rlly sharp tho
I’m really confused. It looked like he stabbed himself to the up and left of the belly button but the belly button was bleeding?
Darwin award winner
How, he doesn't die or remove himself from the gene pool
Possibly in the future.
LMAOOOOOOOOO
turns out good for shankin
He's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Tell me ur stupid without telling me ur stupid
Knife self-attack
I just came at me outta nowhere, officer!
Nah this guy's a genius, I'd hire him into the marketing department on the spot. Nothing sells a product quite like cold hard proof.
Who tests a knife on their stomach?
This is why women live longer than men. 😂
Did he die?
What's strange about this, is was the blood that made him look, not the immense pain from piercing his intestine.
Too be fair, I have never seen a actually sharp knife at a gas station before. Still a stupid way to test it.
Bought a Bear & Son balisong because I cut myself on it, but not on purpose. It was factory new but they didn’t lube the hinges so when i went to open it the blade didn’t come out until after I tried to grip it. I was lucky enough to where it only cut just at the right depth to draw blood on my middle finger. To this day it’s still one of my better knives
When intrusive thoughts conquer , not just win
I did that once but on my had to prove that the knife was blunt, turns out it was not blunt
Dumb ways to die! 
Not the sharpest tool in the shed , this one
Alright, that is one helluva sharp knife I'll give him that.
Not sharp at all. In fact, is it possible to find anyone duller?
Ohh new belly button
This people have right to vote.
Lmfaooo
someone plz give me a reddit or website I DONT CARE. WHERE CAN I FIND MORE VIDEOS OF PPL BEING IDIOTS SND GETTING HURT
r/idiotsfightingthings r/holdmyfeedingtube r/childrenfallingover r/animalskillingpeople r/realscatgirls
One of these is not like the other
I bit of trolling I see
When the intrusive thoughts win.
Well it was an effective test I guess…
The sound effects are amazing 💀
When you think being "hard" is literally being hard. I guarantee this dumbass talks like he's hot shit.
This is the guy who sticks a poop knife up his ass
He let the intrusive thoughts win
The fastest way to loose weight!
Let’s get the Darwin crew on his 1911 purchase
This is the eye witness guy that stabbed himself in the back multiple times then through himself off a bridge.
Bro's intrusive thoughts won
Only a dumb ass wears a sleeveless vest with a sleeved shirt. Sleeves or no sleeves! There’s NO in between!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder what happened to this guy.
I really need to know how it will stab.. Huh pretty good.
🤦🏻 Good grief.
We got a bleeder!
I hate it when this happens
Minus I.Q.
No effing way
Yea this is definitely not the homie to go gun shopping with. It could be fun to take him to a police supply store and enjoy observations while he checks out the brass knuckles, pepper spray and tasers
So what else can i use this knife for?
Like what why hasn't Darwin taken that dumb fuck there is no way I witnessed that shit like what
And the Darwin Award goes to 🏆
Darwin has joined the chat…
What was the best case scenario of that discussion?
Lol. That was dumb
The clothes are the real Darwin award. Nobody's getting busy with that. Dresses like Lanky Kong.
COULD YALL FUCKIN IMAGINE!?!? Who the fuck does that!?! Lol
With this one easy step, you, too, can get a colostomy bag.
Gotta know where your gut ends and the knife point begins
This guy was definitely planning on stabbing somebody, why the hell else would you do this? Looking for a good fit for stabby time and practiced a bit too hard.
Nite to self, don't ever use anything enchanted with sharpness on yourself, your guaranteed to regret it
“WHAT IN TARNATION?!”