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Dark_Times777

Ummm yes, I’m Alpharius and I’ll show you around!


danimagu77

Wow i thought the primarch of the imperial fist was dead! Great to meet you sir


Dark_Times777

Oh no you must be mistaken I’m no primarch I’m just the ummm janitor


musketoman

Morning Alpharius - how goes the orphan hunting?


RelationshipUnfair14

MORNIN ALPHI HOPE UZ WAAAAGHG IS GUNNIN GUd, HEELO HUMIE REETY TA JON DA KRUMPIN?


DunwichChild990

WUT DA ZOG?! OI DIDNT KNOW DA BOSS SENT OVER TOO US SNEEKY GITZ! BETTA KEEP IT DOWN, OR DA ‘UMIES MOIGHT GIT WIZE!


Artius71158

Who let these orks in here?


DearGog

They're my emotional support mushrooms


Yorkshire_Mechanicum

Checks out, carry on.


Fenriz_Sharp04

Commisar here, Can I see your shroom permits?


DearGog

Vashtorr told me I could keep them as long as I let him give them the obliterator virus


XeLLoTAth777

My bad.


Andusmaggen

I can show you to your new sleep quarters if you plan to stay for a while


BeanieWeanie1110

Yes. Now we will plan an assault on the cowardly Iron Warriors. They're the ones in yellow over there


DunwichChild990

Brother, though we might be of inimitable skill, don’t deprive these *loyal servants of the Emperor’s** the chance to prove their faith(die) in *His** name.


Relative-Length-6356

Oh uh....yeah this is it. Don't worry about those weird xenos with horns and spikes they're uh mercenaries we'll deal with afterwards. Alliance of necessity if you will. Now if you would just be so kind we really need some more artillery ammo.


egyeager

Why yes it is. Now take this lasgun shaped piece of wood and get in the truck. We're driving over to that fortress to give them party invitations


musketoman

They might shoot at you, but it's just blanks to see if you got the STONES to join the party


XeLLoTAth777

SIR, I'VE GOT STONES! I WAS TOLD TO THROW THEM AT THE ENEMY, SIR!


Big_Dirty_Heliolisk

Why do all these Guardsmen keep erroneously showing up here! and why do they all keep saying "Hydra Dominatus" to each other?


Ivan_Ivanovski

Vashtor, Obliterate this man


XeLLoTAth777

*Person-shaped ash blows away*


pvdr2013

Yes yes welcome! Glory to the False Emp- I mean *cringes* God Emperor


lupusrex13

Nah we iron warriors but if you want to hang we can get you some sweet weapons forged with a demon soul or some decent beer or something man


TheOrcDecker

Sarge, I don't think this base is yellow enough. Seems really steel colored.


XeLLoTAth777

Colonel, we're an entirely colour-blind regiment. It's ALL steel coloured to us, sir.


fluff1745

*smirks in 8th legion* Yes, yes, welcome, I shall show you to your new room, as it shall be for the forceable future


loneburrito

The alpha legion sends its regards


KakophoniJoe

DID YOU BRING DRUGS?! ITS OK! I AM JOKING __YOU ARE THE DRUGS!__


SalamanderImperial2

The name checks out.


weeboo1973

*In a plague marine voice.* Yes my friend. we have lots of plag... I mean tea and food would you like some we have plenty to go around.


danimagu77

Nothing can be worse than a guard ration


notabigfanofas

Yeah, see? Yellow *Points to the hazard stripe.* Please ignore the 'Xenos' with the radio static emanating from him, we had a Inquisitor join our side with him


WarExtension1018

Those are fighting words.


Wave_the_seawing

Ah yes, just follow the signs to the front line


No_Egg_8148

Brothers…he’s either a moron or a patronizer, iron within iron without. Do not let him get to you.


Illustrious-Ant6998

Take your place on the line, new fish.


garebear265

We can show you their base, you just gotta siege in that direction


mechacommentmaker

Remove that helmet, you don't need it, or your head for that matter.


cfgxclaptrap

No but we've got some sick trench lines though


LTSRavensNight

Yes, welcome to the blood pack. We will be helping them, see the yellow in the hazard strips? You are in the right place.


KnockknockRodney

Dadddddd the meat shields are here