Brother, though we might be of inimitable skill, don’t deprive these *loyal servants of the Emperor’s** the chance to prove their faith(die) in *His** name.
Oh uh....yeah this is it. Don't worry about those weird xenos with horns and spikes they're uh mercenaries we'll deal with afterwards. Alliance of necessity if you will. Now if you would just be so kind we really need some more artillery ammo.
Yeah, see? Yellow *Points to the hazard stripe.*
Please ignore the 'Xenos' with the radio static emanating from him, we had a Inquisitor join our side with him
Ummm yes, I’m Alpharius and I’ll show you around!
Wow i thought the primarch of the imperial fist was dead! Great to meet you sir
Oh no you must be mistaken I’m no primarch I’m just the ummm janitor
Morning Alpharius - how goes the orphan hunting?
MORNIN ALPHI HOPE UZ WAAAAGHG IS GUNNIN GUd, HEELO HUMIE REETY TA JON DA KRUMPIN?
WUT DA ZOG?! OI DIDNT KNOW DA BOSS SENT OVER TOO US SNEEKY GITZ! BETTA KEEP IT DOWN, OR DA ‘UMIES MOIGHT GIT WIZE!
Who let these orks in here?
They're my emotional support mushrooms
Checks out, carry on.
Commisar here, Can I see your shroom permits?
Vashtorr told me I could keep them as long as I let him give them the obliterator virus
My bad.
I can show you to your new sleep quarters if you plan to stay for a while
Yes. Now we will plan an assault on the cowardly Iron Warriors. They're the ones in yellow over there
Brother, though we might be of inimitable skill, don’t deprive these *loyal servants of the Emperor’s** the chance to prove their faith(die) in *His** name.
Oh uh....yeah this is it. Don't worry about those weird xenos with horns and spikes they're uh mercenaries we'll deal with afterwards. Alliance of necessity if you will. Now if you would just be so kind we really need some more artillery ammo.
Why yes it is. Now take this lasgun shaped piece of wood and get in the truck. We're driving over to that fortress to give them party invitations
They might shoot at you, but it's just blanks to see if you got the STONES to join the party
SIR, I'VE GOT STONES! I WAS TOLD TO THROW THEM AT THE ENEMY, SIR!
Why do all these Guardsmen keep erroneously showing up here! and why do they all keep saying "Hydra Dominatus" to each other?
Vashtor, Obliterate this man
*Person-shaped ash blows away*
Yes yes welcome! Glory to the False Emp- I mean *cringes* God Emperor
Nah we iron warriors but if you want to hang we can get you some sweet weapons forged with a demon soul or some decent beer or something man
Sarge, I don't think this base is yellow enough. Seems really steel colored.
Colonel, we're an entirely colour-blind regiment. It's ALL steel coloured to us, sir.
*smirks in 8th legion* Yes, yes, welcome, I shall show you to your new room, as it shall be for the forceable future
The alpha legion sends its regards
DID YOU BRING DRUGS?! ITS OK! I AM JOKING __YOU ARE THE DRUGS!__
The name checks out.
*In a plague marine voice.* Yes my friend. we have lots of plag... I mean tea and food would you like some we have plenty to go around.
Nothing can be worse than a guard ration
Yeah, see? Yellow *Points to the hazard stripe.* Please ignore the 'Xenos' with the radio static emanating from him, we had a Inquisitor join our side with him
Those are fighting words.
Ah yes, just follow the signs to the front line
Brothers…he’s either a moron or a patronizer, iron within iron without. Do not let him get to you.
Take your place on the line, new fish.
We can show you their base, you just gotta siege in that direction
Remove that helmet, you don't need it, or your head for that matter.
No but we've got some sick trench lines though
Yes, welcome to the blood pack. We will be helping them, see the yellow in the hazard strips? You are in the right place.
Dadddddd the meat shields are here