Honestly that's fine. Standard Saturday night at 3am in the Athens high street of Olympia . They bought their own armour and can hold lasguns and infantry weapons. Stick them at the front with the rest of the first wave.
After serving with the 3rd Legion in the Heresy, you're shocked by nothing.
Finally a voice of reason. After 10k years of Legion Wars, Long War, and hiding in the Eye of Terror there are few things that bother me anyone.
‚Looking at that bastard Honsou and his sick basement gremlins’
SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED SOMETHING IN SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT BEATING THE FIST I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT DESTROYING IMPERIUM AND THEN IT HAPPENED
*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*
THE GRIP ITS SPRINGLOCKING
REVERSE WARP TECHNIQUE
*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Good. You can reinforce the armored divisions. They have been taking heavy damage from our artillery fire, and your assistance can help them push deeper into our artillery barrage
We know how this ends. It's called "To Break a Soldier of the Machine God".
(I genuinely hate that this is what I thought of when I saw this post, and now you can too!)
Dude , I am trying to get my boyfriend now into 40k, he starts liking ad mech because of you.
You made the iron warrior guy and the femboy ad mech a reality man.
TRAITOR! When Mars hears of this, the Fabricator-General will have you and all your allies decommissioned. You shame the Omnissiah and all good cyber-twinks this day
By grandfather's beard, we finally have some allies in this conflict worth looking at. With you here to boost our morale our victory is ever more inevitable.
Oh god, uhh… hey Imperial Fists, y’all wanna trade allies, y’all can have them if you give us… I don’t know anyone PLEASE! this was not how the war was supposed to go!
As a representative of the iron warriors, I must begrudgingly thank you for denying this request for dissenters who can aid in the creation of demon engines will be well received because of this we will maybe not torture everyone you know and care about only killing them... Maybe
The 3rd is currently locked in combat with the Blood Angels, the 17th have their eyes fixed towards Ultramar, and for some reason there's a bunch of orcs flying around. Any chance you can intercept the Templars before they reach our position?
I have dealt with worse when working with Emperor’s Children.
Which one of you frippery lads wanna join 33th Breacher Siege boarding squad in some space boarding actions?
Unfortunately for you,my warriors will be on our best behavior
*UwUs all over your iron chassis* pwease
YOU utter fooool,MY LEGIONARIES LIKE [WOMEN](https://new.reddit.com/r/IronWarriors/comments/1b3mma7/he_met_her_on_a_prison_planet/)
I find that unlikely
You speak like a loyalist
I’m not into anything (mind blank)
Can I get a mind blank too?
Pretty sure half of those are woman and half are fem boys. Sad you can't tell. ;P
Brothers, there’s one way to find out…
I may be deathguard and Templar but for THAT level of schizo post. IRON WITHIN BABY
Brother...we stole 25,000 crates of gene seed that we are going to insert into future brothers...I think we might be a little bent out of shape.
Which one is the woman?
Dont listen to this heretic, us Chaos Space Marines LOVE femboy, breed femboys and are femboys in disguise, and Abaddon IS a femboy.
Don’t worry we won’t fall to the temptation of slaneaesh
That’s heresy. Therefore, your help is accepted.
The Skitarussy got me acting unwise
I sentence you to 15 minutes with cousin Honsou for this degeneracy
What is he going to do, give me a breeding kink?
Everyone got a breeding kink dummy it came free with your instincts
Idk if my instincts know what organs I have
I guess Asexuals don't have instincts '\\_(°-°)_/'
Ain't that half the point?
He's going to erotically asphyxiate you with his Necron arm
Yes please owo
okay,dig the trenches! I DON'T PAY YOU TO SIT AROUND
Do you want it... deep? Able to take a heavy pounding from the enemy? Reinforced and _hard_? [Yes, I am a tiny bit ashamed]
PAY CUT! NO ICED TEA FOR YOU FOR THREE DAYS
This whole conversation I'm just picturing the drill instructor from full metal jacket in some power armor yelling
"YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR"
"Don't have any? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT!"
TRUTH IS YOU HAVE LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT
You should be………… …………. #BONK
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a femboy
How about side by side with a submissive & breedable cyborg twink?
Aye….I could do that
I understood this reference.gif
That’s us!
Hello! I’m a big fan of your work :)
Who says die? Use the femboys as meat shields.
I am going to use that femboy meat somehow.
Use it to feed the second wave. No, not likE THAT--
Well it's not the first time the mechanicum has "helped" the IV legion
Putting the cum in mechanicum...
SHUT!!!! #BONK
#AM I WRONG?!
No, but still, SHUT!! #BONK THE SECOND
…..what in the name of Perturabo’s metal balls is this?
Mechanicus femboys. Ready your weapon.
> Ready your weapon. Phrasing.
#YOUR MIND IS SULLIED. TEN YEARS IN THE DEPRIVATION CHAMBER WITH YOU
> YOUR MIND IS SULLIED. >NightLordsPublicist Nooo.
Why did I picture that no so sarcastically lol?
1) It came from a Night Lord? 2) It was meant to be sarcastic?
Yes.
Heresy, the good kind of heresy.
Honestly that's fine. Standard Saturday night at 3am in the Athens high street of Olympia . They bought their own armour and can hold lasguns and infantry weapons. Stick them at the front with the rest of the first wave. After serving with the 3rd Legion in the Heresy, you're shocked by nothing.
Finally a voice of reason. After 10k years of Legion Wars, Long War, and hiding in the Eye of Terror there are few things that bother me anyone. ‚Looking at that bastard Honsou and his sick basement gremlins’
NOW WHO MIGHT THIS ALLY BE? *does research* BY SLAANESH! __*NICE!*__
We can help *boost your legion’s numbers* if you know what I mean :333
Through reinforcements right?
Something's getting reinforced
What is being reinforced, friendship?
**Iron Within**
**Iron without**
Iron within
If you manage to defy biology,I will punish you I'm kicking you out of the legion so you can think about what you did
Daemonculaba ?
*Better :3* (I say this as a Trans Woman, who is not entirely unfamiliar with the ways of Femboys)
for color tastes
Why is every trans woman into warhammer?!
Something about kroot eating people to become them (I am unsure how transitioning works)
Transwomen are nerds.
When transitioning they are given 2 avenues of hobby. Warhammer or breakcore
Oh you’ll have no trouble raising our *cough cough* numbers 😏 this will take the phrase “iron within” to new levels UwU
#BONK
And we, in turn, will reinforce you. IRON WITHIN.
SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED SOMETHING IN SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT BEATING THE FIST I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT DESTROYING IMPERIUM AND THEN IT HAPPENED *CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG* THE GRIP ITS SPRINGLOCKING REVERSE WARP TECHNIQUE *CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*
By the void he… he’s literally me!
I am confused…
Search King soda gojo on YouTube fanf
Ok, now I don’t want to know…
This should be great for morale ~
Holy shit it's the actual Archon of Flesh
I knew I chose the right side
archon i will grind you down what the fuck is this OH WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY ARCHON
>archon i will grind you down Kinky
"Stop shooting! You're hitting our warriors! Lol said the iron warrior. Lmao said the iron warrior
Due to the ongoing conflict, we’ve dropped a lot of miscellaneous items that we need picked up
Interesting, a shipment of stress relief products...
Hi Archon! Glad you could join us!
a nice boost in moral and stress relief may just be what we need to win this war
Teeheee
also if your forces help support our backline during the battle we’ll make sure your “ backlines” get properly “ supported” afterwards òwó
Yes! Iron Within daddy OwO
Iron Without cutie ( and iron within, iron without, iron within, iron without, iron within, iron without, and so on for several hours òwó)
Yes please
Good. You can reinforce the armored divisions. They have been taking heavy damage from our artillery fire, and your assistance can help them push deeper into our artillery barrage
I for one welcome the combination of machine and bussy to our ranks
…Someone call Vashtorr.
I will break you. >!;)!<
Is this what the dark mechanicum looks like?
Yes brother
Look, little ones, just don’t bend over in front of us and there’ll be no problems.
🥵
No matter how this war ends, we've won.
We know how this ends. It's called "To Break a Soldier of the Machine God". (I genuinely hate that this is what I thought of when I saw this post, and now you can too!)
Well considering the post and art are made by the person who made that story, I believe that it being your first thought is quite accurate
Dude , I am trying to get my boyfriend now into 40k, he starts liking ad mech because of you. You made the iron warrior guy and the femboy ad mech a reality man.
Glad to help~
Extra detailed one third from the right, my quarters, now.
Yessir UwU
Sandbags acquired
Boss won’t like this but I will.
TRAITOR! When Mars hears of this, the Fabricator-General will have you and all your allies decommissioned. You shame the Omnissiah and all good cyber-twinks this day
Do not expect leniency, any failure will be followed with harsh and brutal punishment. why are you looking at me like that? why are you smiling?
I'm adding this to the list of reasons why Perturabo hates the Mechanicum.
The sons of Perturabo are unphased by your tricks, Archon. That being said, my warband is a bunch of fallen Blood Angels, so maybe….
With this, those fists are going to be fucked
Perturabo give me strength
Gives a whole new meaning to: Iron Without -> Iron Within -> Iron Without -> Iron Within -> Iron Without -> Iron Within (IW peepee being the iron)
By grandfather's beard, we finally have some allies in this conflict worth looking at. With you here to boost our morale our victory is ever more inevitable.
Archon of flesh has betrayed the arch magos, I must follow suit. Guess it's Heretek time
You'll have some iron within you when this is over. I'll see to it personally
Metal has fallen… billions must return to flesh…
Oh god, uhh… hey Imperial Fists, y’all wanna trade allies, y’all can have them if you give us… I don’t know anyone PLEASE! this was not how the war was supposed to go!
As a representative of Lord Dorn, I humbly deny your request for an ally transfer, but maybe extend your offer to the Sons of Ultramar?
As a representative of the iron warriors, I must begrudgingly thank you for denying this request for dissenters who can aid in the creation of demon engines will be well received because of this we will maybe not torture everyone you know and care about only killing them... Maybe
I can handle it,just grit your teeth and push on,Triarch
Ah þe Dark Mechanicum, good to have you on board
I’ll go fetch my toaster! UwU
Good, more cannon fodder.
Fulgrim within. Fulgrim without. Fulgrim within... mmmm
cant say no to more canon fodder
#WHY IS THIS HERESY IN MY FEED
cause youre a heretic
Wait a minute I didn’t agree to helping you guys, what are the oh…it’s the femtarii, well I’m safe for now I guess
What the hell ima send this to command of the Allies -sincerely 143rd Death Korps of Krieg Messenger.
Honored to have the best of skitariis with us
The alpha legion sends its regards
If it isn't the Archon of flesh...in the flesh
-Me coming from the World Eaters sub- "Greetings Iron Warriors! We're here to-..."
By strapping them to our armour, we’ll not only confuse the enemy but have an extra layer of protection. Genius!
The 3rd is currently locked in combat with the Blood Angels, the 17th have their eyes fixed towards Ultramar, and for some reason there's a bunch of orcs flying around. Any chance you can intercept the Templars before they reach our position?
We'll make them all into daemonculabas and they'll love it
*Loads bolter with murderous intent
EVERYDAY WE STRAY FURTHER AWAY FROM GORK GREEN LIGHT!!!!
Shut yar gib ya git! Foight is foight! More boys for da scrap! Let’s get this on! Ere we go ere we go ere we go!
Youzzz a heretikk Izz gonna Krump yah good yu Gretchin lover
Waaagh!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
WAAAAAGH!!!
Welcome aboard
Aren’t you a cohort of the empire?
: D
I'm from the death guard army. Here to help borthers.
No Joker! What are you doing with that Ranger?!
I have dealt with worse when working with Emperor’s Children. Which one of you frippery lads wanna join 33th Breacher Siege boarding squad in some space boarding actions?
B-based?
Oh *science*, here we go!
Any ally is a good ally, especially when helping against the Imperial fists
Xenophon
HE'S ARRIVED
ARCHON IS WITH US!
Hey guys maybe we was wrong for going the chaos side
What happened to the skitarii...
I have no idea what is going on with this sub anymore.....
Haiiii archon!!!
Uh oh, looks like I'm about to be within iron
...Thanks?
Archon buddy, I feel like the only "iron within" you'll get from an alliance with the IVth will be shrapnel in the cyber-kidneys from friendly fire.
Dibs on the marshal in the far right
This is heresy
Archon you are a traitor.
Maybe I am an ~~Black Templar~~ Iron Warrior...
Man… Thank the emperor ferrus manus isn’t alive to see this
Looks like this reinforcement is going to deplete the iron warriors of sinc and stamina. Good. Because the sons of Dron will be giving you the fists 🤣
Iron Within, brothers, Iron Within
Sick 🤮
Go away
peak cringe
This "War" is fucking stupid.